Two Week Wobblies

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:04 > 0:00:06I just love hot beetle eggs.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Don't pick them all!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Never mind. I think there are some brain crunchies around somewhere.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18ALARM BUZZES

0:00:18 > 0:00:21It says the new commanding officer's coming to visit. Today!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Today? This place is a tip! We better clear it up.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26But it's nearly time for Dani's House!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Oh, no! Quick!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30It'll be on in a minute!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Um, shall we just watch the beginning?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Good idea! Then we can tidy up after.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I found the brain crunchies.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hey, guys. My name's Dani, and this...

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Is my best friend, Jack.- Thanks.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- My name's Dani, and this... - Is her brother, Matt.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59And his best friend, Ben.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this...

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Is her friend, Ruby.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04And I'm her sister, Maisy.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ALL: Our house!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09ARGUING

0:01:09 > 0:01:11WHISTLE BLOWS

0:01:11 > 0:01:13LAUGHTER

0:01:28 > 0:01:31We need this patient's bed back.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33But he has a synchronous diaphragmatic flutter.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- In other words?- Hiccups. - Get him to blow into a paper bag.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38It's a severe case.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- A big bag.- You're not taking this very seriously.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43OK. Boo!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Happy?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Excuse me, I have real, sick patients to go and see.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50SHE SIGHS

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ow!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Cut!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Sorry, I'm such a klutz. Are you all right?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yeah, fine. That's sweet of you to care.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Guys, re-set please. Thank you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Can we do it properly, this time?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03A real acting challenge,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05pretending to be mad at you.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Lucky you're not a really good actor, then.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh. No, that came out completely wrong.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Dani, this has been a great two weeks for me.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I know we just went out, but do you want to see a film tonight?

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Sure! Oh, no, I can't. I'm going out with Jack and Ruby.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh, OK. No probs. We're maybe overdoing it a bit, anyway.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24No, I love having a boyfriend.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27What?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30"Boyfriend," "girlfriend" - they're like, labels.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Right.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I mean, I love being your whatever I am,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37and having a whatever you are, but why spell it out?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You know what? I can go and see that film tonight?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42What about your friends?

0:02:42 > 0:02:48- I got mixed up, that's actually next week.- Oh. Great.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ooh! My delivery, at last.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's for me, actually.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Probably wondering why I'm dressed like this.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Nope.- Well, I can't tell you. Yet.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Fine.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Don't try and get it out of me.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- What is it? - A Big Guns 2000 Portable Multi-gym.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I got it cheap because it's...

0:03:16 > 0:03:17..self-assembly.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I need to get it together fast.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22My best client's coming over for a training session.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, great. There's no instructions.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Is Dani not here?- Don't know. I've hardly seen her.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I thought we were a gang. Now she just spends every minute with Alex.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- But not tonight - we're all going out, don't forget.- Forget?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38I've been looking forward to this for months. The gang ride again.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40How lucky were we to get tickets to the Smell gig?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Man, Smell-o-tron is awesome.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44You know it can fill a hall in seconds with any smell known to man?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47BOTH SNIFF

0:03:47 > 0:03:50LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yes! Woo! It's a Smell-o-tron solo!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm getting fresh popcorn!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm getting new car smell!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Oh, no.- That is a bum note. Literally.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Sorry, that was... That was just me.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Jack!

0:04:06 > 0:04:10CHEERING

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Twice in one day! Thanks, mate.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hi! Wow, you look like a clown doing community service.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Sorry, do I know you from somewhere? No, don't tell me.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- I never forget a face.- A-ha-ha-ha.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Look, it's Dani!- Dani who?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29OK, OK, so I've been out with Alex a few times.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31We've hardly seen you for two weeks.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- It's like you're an endangered species.- The seldom-spotted Dani.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Sorry, but it's just been so lovely.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39You know, having someone to share your life with.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Ugh, goo alert.- Why do people in love sound like a greetings card?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Who says I'm in love?

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Well, he's your boyfriend, isn't he? - Sure. I guess.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49You guess? Has he not said so, yet?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53They're just labels, Jack. We don't have to spell everything out.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56That's good, cos you're rubbish at spelling.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Still, at least we're all going out tonight. The gang are back in town.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Just the three of us, like old times.- Yeah, about that...

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Oh, man, this gig'll be legendary. - I can't go. I'm meeting Alex.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- But we've been planning this since forever.- Tickets are like gold dust.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12So you won't have trouble selling mine.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- No, tell Alex you forgot about us. - Yeah, that won't be hard.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I can't let him down.- Him! What about us?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Look, it's important.- And we're not?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Come on, Ruby. I know when we're not wanted.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Jack, watch out for the...!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28..ball bearings.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ow!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Up, up! Higher and higher! You need oxygen to breathe.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38You're begging to get off, but there's no turning back now.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43You reach the top. Please, please let me live! I'll be good, I promise!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46You see the drop, at the edge of a cliff, and then...

0:05:46 > 0:05:49SCREAMING

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh, Mega-Boyd!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Crispy, let's do it again.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hurl Mountain,

0:06:02 > 0:06:07just one of the 11 insanely terrifying rides at Pointy Towers.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Dude, I cannot wait. How long until we go?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Two days, six hours and nine minutes.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15And how long now?

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- I'm so upset. I need a huge snack. - We have to get Dani to the gig.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- But if she doesn't want to go... - She does! She just doesn't know it.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25If we let this go, we're going to drift apart,

0:06:25 > 0:06:28and before you know it, you're going to be deleting her from your phone.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- I don't want to delete Dani.- Neither do I. That's why we have to fight.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah, but we don't get a look in.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35She'd go with Alex to watch paint dry.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Mesmerising, the way it draws you in.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Do you think it's dry yet?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Nah, there's a bit in the corner that's still damp.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Dani - the paint.- Sorry.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02If you've had enough of this, we can watch golf on the television.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05No thanks. I draw the line somewhere.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11We need to tell Dani about the two week wobblies.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14The two week what-what? Never heard of them.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16That's cos I just came up with it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I'll take Dani, you take Alex, and whatever you do,

0:07:18 > 0:07:20make sure you get to him before he sees her.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Listen, here's what you're going to say.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yeah? What?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28SHE SIGHS

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Sorry about earlier. I don't mind about you and Alex, really.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- How is he, anyway? - Really, really great. He's perfect.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- So no two week wobblies, then? - Two week what?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You know, the two week wobblies,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46when the getting-together excitement wears off.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48That's if you actually are together.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- We are.- And you start to have second thoughts, gnawing doubts,

0:07:51 > 0:07:52deep misgivings.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- That's definitely not us.- Great!

0:07:56 > 0:07:57You're attraction's so strong,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59you've overcome your compatibility issues.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01What compatibility issues?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Like, he takes you to quite highbrow stuff. Is that really you?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Well, I did doze off a bit during the piano concert.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12PIANO MUSIC

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Must. Stay. Awake.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Do not. Shut. Your. Eyes.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23SNORING

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Sssh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28SNORING

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Ssshhh! Ssh!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Sorry. Sorry.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- I hope Ruby's still got the tickets. - We'd better go check.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Big Guns 2000 Multi-gym. My clients are going to be well impressed.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Ruby, have you still got the...?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Aaaaah!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- No! Look what you've done! - What is this heap of junk, anyway?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01This is the self-assembly multi-gym I just finished self-assembling!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well, you can't have done it right if it falls apart that easily.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, really? Why don't you try, then?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10We only came in to check if you still had the Pointy Towers tickets.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- No, I burnt them. - What?- Yes, I still have them.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Since you asked me, ten minutes ago.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Now, put the multi-gym back the way I had it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Three words. Do. It. Yourself.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Whatever. Put the multi-gym back, or I'm not taking you to Pointy Towers.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30OK, OK. Where's the instructions?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32There aren't any. Good luck.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Nice one.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Right. We need to keep calm, cos Pointy Towers is at stake.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What do we have here?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42SHE SIGHS

0:09:42 > 0:09:44DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Alex?- Oh, hi, Jack. Wow. Interesting outfit.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Hey, this is the suit that's going to make me famous.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, it will if you wear it in public.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Actually, I've invented a game. Come.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05This is a Jack suit. You throw Jack balls in it.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07But if I catch one in the Jack pot, it's Jack out.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- How much of that did you get?- Ah. - It's easier if you just have a go.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13So, I get to chuck these at you?

0:10:13 > 0:10:14- Yep.- Hard as I like? - Hard as you like.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Ow! Not that hard.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20OK. Ready? Your Jack time starts...

0:10:20 > 0:10:21MUSIC

0:10:21 > 0:10:22..now!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- This is kind of fun. - More fun than the two week wobblies.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- What?- You know, the two week wobblies.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48It's when a lot of new relationships crash and burn.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51PLANE CRASH NOISES

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Dani and I've been going out two weeks.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Have you? One, two... Oh, yeah. So you have.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Yeah, but I'm not getting wobbly. - Who said anything about you?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04You don't think Dani's wobbling?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13You see, Alex, dating Dani is a lot like Jackball.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Our relationship's like a game where you throw coloured balls at someone?

0:11:16 > 0:11:21Kind of. Yeah. You've got to stay on your toes. Look, I know Dani.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23She gets freaked out about guys that seem too keen.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Or, as she calls them, limpets.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I'm not a limpet. I just really enjoy spending time with her.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Yeah, but just play it cool.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Cos if you throw your heart at her,

0:11:33 > 0:11:36and she catches it in the Jack pot of rejection, then...

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Jack out.- Yeah.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Or, more precisely, Alex out.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- OK, your go. Help me up. - Why? Are you that tired?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46No, I'm stuck to the beanbag.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48HE LAUGHS

0:11:48 > 0:11:49VELCRO UNFASTENING

0:11:49 > 0:11:52OK. There's probably

0:11:52 > 0:11:56two stacks of ten weights.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Or is it ten stacks of two...

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Mega-Boyd!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You can't just lie around and expect me to do everything.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- It's impossible working with an idiot.- I'm not an idiot.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09We'll never get to Pointy Towers.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11We will, just believe.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I do. I believe that you couldn't assemble a cheese roll.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Is it dinner already?- I give up.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I'm off to look at pictures of Pointy Towers and weep.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Chill! We'll just look at the instructions.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25We don't have any instructions.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yes, we do. Look, I just found these on the internet.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Assembling your Big Guns 2000.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Mega-Boyd, you're a genius!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38So, how do you think I should play it?

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Just dance around dodging the balls, man.- I mean with Dani.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44The way to Dani's heart is through her head.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47She's a real culture vulture. Oh, and she loves mental maths.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Just throw some algebra at her.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Algebra? Check. Thanks, mate. - Yeah, and remember - play it cool.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- That makes you a man of mystery. - And that's good?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Hey, who could resist a mystery?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Hmm, a mystery. No marks on the victim's body,

0:13:08 > 0:13:09doors and windows locked.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Parrot!- Sorry?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Trained parrot flies in, drops a rose,

0:13:15 > 0:13:17when the bud opens it releases

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- a spider that bites the victim. - How did the parrot get in

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- if the window was locked? - All right, clever clogs.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What killed the victim, then?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- You see that damp patch over there? - The murder weapon was a damp patch?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Watch out for the damp patch! Ooh, the damp patch got me!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I suspect the killer left a phial of nerve gas

0:13:34 > 0:13:37frozen in an ice cube under the desk leg.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Victim locks the door, ice melts, and nerve gas is released.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Don't give up the day job, Mr Plod.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46One, if there was a phial, there would be a shard of glass,

0:13:46 > 0:13:47like this.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51And two, if the leg was raised, the desk would be slanted,

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Making the victim's writing wonky.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Got the toxicology report. Turns out, he was killed by nerve gas.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04Ah, just as I suspected! Now, see this damp patch under the table?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Hi, Alex. What are you doing here?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I came to see you. Can't tear myself away.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- JACK CLEARS THROAT - Come here.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20OK. Nice suit.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Yeah. We were playing a game. - Hunt The Weirdo?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Are those for me?- No. They are for Ruby.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, wow. Thanks!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Come on, Rubes. - You bought Ruby flowers?- Yeah.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37I thought she might like some. But I've got something for you, as well.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Oh, what is it?- OK.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44If x equals 2y minus one, and y equals 9, then what's x?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Excuse me?- Take your time.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Oh, you know how we're supposed to go bowling?- Yeah.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52There's a Chinese opera on, about Mei Ling, the panda.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- I thought you'd rather catch that. - Panda opera. It's my favourite.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Yeah, afterwards we could get some sushi.- That's raw fish. Fabulous.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Great.- OK, will you just excuse me for a second?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Take as long as you like, I've got loads of things to do.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Mysterious things.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Did you find it yet?- Erm... - She's lost a piece of her gym.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I need to have a word with you. Like, now.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You were right, he's got a raging case of the two week wobblies.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25And why is he buying you flowers?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I don't know. Sweet of him, though, eh?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Maybe we need to spend more time together.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Is that even possible? Anyway, no. He might feel trapped.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35What if I buy him a present or take him on holiday?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37No, you don't want him to think you're Desperate Dani.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38What shall I do, then?

0:15:38 > 0:15:43One, if he backs off, you back off twice as much. That way he'll relax.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- And two, when you're in the TWW... - The TWW?- The two week wobblies.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48You do the opposite of what you feel.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52- So if I want to hug him... - Push him away.- And if I feel sad?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- You laugh. Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha! - And, most importantly, three.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Tell him you're coming out with us tonight.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00You sure? What happened to your last boyfriend?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- He left after two weeks and one day. - Right. So...

0:16:03 > 0:16:07- So I know what I'm talking about. - OK, I'll tell him I can't make it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09What if he's put out?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- What if he isn't put out?- Hmm!

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Wow! How'd you do that so fast? - Just naturally talented, aren't we?

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Yeah, plus I went online and... Ow!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27So, does that mean Pointy Towers is back on?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Yeah, I guess it does.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30- Woo!- Yes!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Mega-Boyd is gong to be the first ever to conquer Hurl Mountain,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37the world's most vomit-est roller coaster ever!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41No way. I will, and I'll take Ruby cos she is super brave!

0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Is it a high one?- The highest, fastest, scariest in the world.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50I bet you'll be too scared to go on anything but the wee, spinny teacups.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54No way. And after that, I'm going to take on The Drop Of Death.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58MUSIC: "When I Was A Youngster" by Rizzle Kicks

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Wooo!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Hang on, not even tested the Big Guns 2000, yet.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Oh, dear, oh, dear. Looks like you guys still have some work to do.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18I guess Pointy Towers is back on hold.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Alex, turns out this was the night I was supposed to see my friends,

0:17:29 > 0:17:30so can we catch that film another time?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Play it cool, that makes you a man of mystery.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37OK. In fact, maybe we should give things a rest for a few days.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- If he backs off, you back off twice as much.- Yeah, or a few weeks.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Weeks? But...- She gets freaked out about guys that seem too keen.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Sure, why not.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yeah, I'd really like to not see you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'd like to not see you every day.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Oh, Dani, come on.- So, if I want to hug him...- Push him away.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Whoa!- If I feel sad?- You laugh. Ha-ha-ha.- Ha-ha-ha.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Ha-ha!

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Fine. I get the message. It's been a great two weeks, but now it's over.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Don't worry, I won't make this hard for you.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Have a great time tonight.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Well, that went well.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Why doesn't Dani do what the Kraygons do

0:18:18 > 0:18:21with a troublesome partner? Eat them!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Bat ear nacho?- No, I'm full up.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, go on, then.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Wasn't there something we were meant to do today?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Like what?- I don't know.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Getting ready for something? - Search me. Oh, wait!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37No, it's gone.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Oh, well. It can't have been that important.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Ssh! It's starting again!

0:18:44 > 0:18:48MUSIC: "Good Feeling" by Flo Rida

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Yes! Jack out! Ha-ha!

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Hey, guys. Looks like I can come to the gig tonight.- Yes!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06The old team's reunited. This is going to be wicked.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07So, how did Alex take it?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Not too bad, considering. - Considering what?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Considering we split up.- You what?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13We decided to call it a day.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Ruby was right. We just weren't compatible.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- You were totally compatible! - Yeah, you were like jam and chips.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20He wasn't right.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23And I've you two to thank for opening my eyes.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24No. Close them again.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27We just didn't make it through the two week wobblies.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- This is all your fault. - You helped too.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- We're going to have to get them back together.- How?

0:19:36 > 0:19:37I don't know.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43We need to find the locking bolts or it'll keep falling apart.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I don't get it. They were right here before.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48They aren't now. You must have lost them.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, yeah, I remember. I took them to the park and I buried them.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Why'd you do that?- I didn't. I was being sarcastic, OK?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Now, we need to make some new locking bolts.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Out of what, cheese? - Now you're being sarcastic.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Pins from door hinges.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10DOORBELL RINGS

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Hey. Is Dani in?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- What have you done, man? - What you told me to do.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I told you to play it cool for one night,

0:20:17 > 0:20:18not be Frosty The Snow-boyfriend.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I went too far, but I want to make it up to Dani.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I got her some chocolates.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Chocolates won't cut it now. Oh, coffee creams!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- She's gone right off you, you know that?- Has she?- Yes.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Luckily for you, you have a DJ on your side.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Now, we've got to do something

0:20:33 > 0:20:36to show you're not dead from the neck down.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- You ready?- Ready for what?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I was only following your advice.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43How did I know you'd be so good at it?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46OK, you didn't mean it. Just tell him you made a mistake.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50What if it wasn't a mistake? He's kind of a cold fish.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52No, he's warm.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54He's a great, big, warm whale.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Whale's are mammals.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You're never going to find another whale...

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I mean, guy as lovely as him.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04So make sure you go and talk to him, OK? For me?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Why? Where is he?

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Downstairs.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Alex?

0:21:14 > 0:21:20ELECTRONIC MUSIC

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- I think I hurt my neck. - Alex, are you all right?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Sorry, Dani. I'm not a man of mystery. I'm a man of

0:22:02 > 0:22:04sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Alex.- The flowers were for you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- If that makes me a limpet in your eyes, then so be it.- What?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14And I want to spell it out, I don't care about labels.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'm your B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-D.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18"Boyfried"?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20N-D.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Sorry, I'm rubbish at spelling as well as dating.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24So am I.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Smells gig here we come!

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- They fit perfectly. That was such a good idea of mine.- Yours?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Whatever. We're done. Let's go find Ruby.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Pointy Towers here we come!

0:22:42 > 0:22:43BOTH LAUGH

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Oh, these are for you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Ah, an empty box of chocolates. Thanks.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Did you leave them with Jack, by any chance?

0:22:53 > 0:22:57It really scares me how we nearly packed it in.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'm just lucky I've got friends like Jack and Ruby.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Hey, here's a good one.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04If Mike drives towards Leeds, travelling at 60 miles per hour,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- and Ted gets the train... - Don't start that again.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12Oh. OK. Oh, hey, there's a really good Belgian poetry evening on.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15What's with all the culture and equations? You're scaring me?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Jack said it'd help with the two week wobblies.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Jack said that?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23But Ruby said to back off, she said do the opposite to what I felt.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Why would you do that?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27BOTH: The two week wobblies?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- We've been set up, haven't we? - I am totally going to kill them.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31I am totally going to help you.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Ruby! She was just in here.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37The Big Guns 2000! It's haunted!

0:23:37 > 0:23:42A haunted multi-gym? Nah, there's something weird going on somewhere.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47The locking bolts!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Ruby's been hiding them, and she's been sabotaging us.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52That's so random. Why?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Ugh! What is that terrible smell?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01It's for the gig. What do you think? Too much?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Hey, guys, guess what?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Managed to blag another ticket, so Alex can come too.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Four tickets? Awesome, let's go!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Hey, Dani, I heard this really good equation.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Get it through your thick head, I don't like maths.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Do you mean that, or are you just saying the opposite?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- No, I mean this. Loosen up, Professor Egghead.- Guys!

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Thanks, I'm only going to this gig as a favour to you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Fine, I'll just go with Jack and Ruby, at least they're fun.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25- And I'm not?- That's right,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I shouldn't have bothered getting you a ticket.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- I wish you hadn't. - Fine, I'll sell them.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Just give me the tickets and get out.- You want them? Have them!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Have fun!- No!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Aren't you meant to be going out tonight?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Looks like our plans might have changed.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Hey, Jack, we heard you invented this new, crispy game. Can we play?

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Come on, Jack. I'm as gutted as you are, but let's make the most of it.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52It'll be fun.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Not as fun as The Smells.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56OK. Double Jackball. Ready?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59BOTH: Ready!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- RUBY SCREAMS - What are you doing?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05You sabotaged us. We found these in your bag.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Help! Pull us apart! - Not until you admit the truth.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Look, I'm innocent. Take her, let me go.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14All right, I did knock the gym down and hide the bolts

0:25:14 > 0:25:16because I didn't want to go to Pointy Towers.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18But it's the crispiest theme park ever!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I'm scared stiff of that massive roller coaster.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Hurl Mountain?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yes, I was worried you'd laugh at me for being so weedy,

0:25:25 > 0:25:26especially as I'm the older sister.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29I thought I'd lose your respect.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Ah, Ruby. Don't worry.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33You lost my respect years ago.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Look, I've got the perfect solution. I'll take you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- I love scary rides. Bring it on. - Yes!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Great! Now all I need to do is put my gym back together,

0:25:42 > 0:25:43and everything is A-OK.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- Yes, Dani, come on. Help us. - What? Like you helped us, you mean?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- What are you talking about? - The two week wobblies?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Uh-oh.- We are so busted.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54I'm sorry, Dani. It was my idea.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56It's just we weren't getting a look in.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58When you bailed on the gig,

0:25:58 > 0:26:00we thought that was the end of our gang.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02I guess I've been a little bit out of order.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Anyway. There's a guy here to see you. About a training session.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10What? But my gym's not ready! Oh, this day can't get any worse.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Don't let him in, please!- Too late.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Hi, guys!- Alex! - And what have we got here?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22What? How!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- The tickets we ripped up were fake.- Gotcha!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28VELCRO UNFASTENING

0:26:35 > 0:26:41- Whoa! Their smell-o-tron's amazing! - I'm getting pine forest.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Wet dog by the fire. - I just keep smelling cheese.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Oh, yeah.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51So, well and truly over the two week wobblies, then?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yeah, just until the three month mopes.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Kidding.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Ah! That was excellent!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I'd a hunch Dani and Alex would be fine.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I had one too many bat ear nachos.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, it's time for my nap.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13ALARM BUZZES

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- The airlock buzzer?- Who can that be?

0:27:17 > 0:27:21BOTH: The new commanding officer! Aaaagh!

0:27:27 > 0:27:30# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:30 > 0:27:32# Let's lift these chains

0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Let's ride these waves

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Right out to sea

0:27:36 > 0:27:42# I will be breaking free. #