0:00:03 > 0:00:06Coordinator Zark! Coordinator Zark! I've finished!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Behold! My latest invention.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- SHE SIGHS - The telescope has already been done.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15It's like the toaster, the window and Twitter.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18You need to stop inventing things that already exist.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21This one's brand new. This is the Mindoscope.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23It can view the thoughts of others.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27I shall finally be able to find out what everyone thinks of me.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Are you sure that's a good idea?
0:00:29 > 0:00:33No more shall I wonder whether people do or don't like me.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- May I try it on you, Coordinator? - I guess it can't hurt.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Ow, that hurts! - Let's see what you're thinking about.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45BARKING LIKE A SEAL
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Why am I wearing a pink tutu?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Well, this is awkward.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56GUITAR MUSIC
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Oh, look! Dani's House is about to start.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Hey, guys. My name's Dani and this...- Is her best friend, Jack.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Thanks(!) My name's Dani and this... - Is her brother Max.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- And his best friend, Ben.- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Is her friend, Ruby.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20And her sister, Maisie.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25SHOUTING AND ARGUING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27WHISTLE BLOWING
0:01:33 > 0:01:37POP MUSIC
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Hey, there. We just found out that I'm probably going to win
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Best Female Hair at the Pan-Euro Soap Awards! Ha-ha!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Woo-hoo!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Zarina is throwing a huge party in my honour.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50She is crazily excited.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Disaster! It's a complete disaster! Stop celebrating immediately!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58PARTY HORN BLARES
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Small Saul's broken his wrist. - Who's Small Saul?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04He's a very famous club DJ I booked for the party.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- He can't DJ because he's had a little accident.- What happened?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Small Saul, you've got the gig.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Doesn't matter what happened. We have to cancel the party!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20What?! No, no! I know a DJ.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Is he very, very famous? - Er... No, but...
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I need a superstar DJ or we may lose the award.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The Pan-Euro Soap judges are coming and I want them
0:02:29 > 0:02:33to see that McHurties is a modern, cutting edge production.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Jack may not be famous yet, but the judges will remember
0:02:36 > 0:02:38when you gave him his first big break.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41And you really think Jack has got what it takes?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Just give him a chance.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Hmm. Well, if he messes up, I'll be blaming you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look, this is as much my party as it is yours.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I promise he won't let us down.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Sorry to let you down, Dani, but I won't be able to play the party.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I...it's my gran's birthday.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- I thought it was her birthday last month?- Er, not her birthday.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I mean, it's her wedding... No! Her funeral... No!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05She's having an operation. Yeah. That's it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- And you've got to be there?- Er, I meant... I'm having an operation
0:03:08 > 0:03:11and my gran's going to look after me whilst I recover.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ah, I'm going to be worried about you now.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Well, it's an operation on my bum, OK?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19If I do any DJing whatsoever, then I'll burst the stitches.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Ah!- I'd rather you hadn't gone round telling everyone
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I could DJ for them.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Now if you don't mind, I need to eat.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I need an olive, salami, cheese and pickled herring sandwich!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37That's it, Jack. Push those feelings down with food.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Ah!- Jack, what's the matter?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- I'm scared I'll mess up. - But it's just another party.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- You've done loads of shows.- Yeah, weren't they a massive success(?)
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Look at all these gigs.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54You've got nightclubs, award ceremonies, fishmonger opening.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57They were all a disaster. Every single show I've played,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00something went wrong. Just face it, I'm a rubbish DJ.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02You've been pretending all these years?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Remember that wedding I played? My deck short-circuited and set fire to the cake.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10People were crying, Dani. The groom's mother called me
0:04:10 > 0:04:11"history's greatest monster!"
0:04:11 > 0:04:13SHE SNORTS
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- I've got something in my nose.- See?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18That's why I'm much happier playing school discos.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21At least five-year-olds don't laugh at me when I mess up.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23CHILDREN LAUGHING
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Except for the last couple of times.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- We've heard all about the party. - Yes, we'd love to come.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Tell me which celebs are going to be there, Dani. Oh, tell me!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35OK, well there's Jedward, Fredward,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37R-Patz, Bamboo...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39SHE SCREAMS
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I love Bamboo!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- She- REALLY- loves Bamboo.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46She's the same age as me and she's already got five number ones,
0:04:46 > 0:04:50her own hair extension company and she has a pony called Tony!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I can't believe I'm actually going to meet her!
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- SHE SQUEALS - Oh, I can't believe I'm going to have to listen to that until you do.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Pa-a-arty! Pa-a-arty!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Pa... I need to find something to wear.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07If she sees me as an equal, she might want to be my friend.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08SHE SCREAMS
0:05:13 > 0:05:15What's eating him?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Look at him.- Why exactly are we supposed to be looking at him?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Anyone?- It's obvious, isn't it? Can't you see?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25I refer you to my last question.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29He's a quivering wreck. A shell of his former self. A bag of nerves.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33More like a big bag of cheeses and pickled onion crisps, if you ask me.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Jack's got loads of confidence.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Well, apparently it was all front...and back...and sides.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- OK! We get it! - I know you lot are talking about me.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Just eat your bread and crisps. - Wait.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47If Jack doesn't play the party, then I won't get to meet Bamboo.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50And you will never forgive yourself for me never forgiving you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, thanks for the added pressure, Maisie.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's not like I get enough of that from Zarina.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56So? What are you going to do about it?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- We need to build his self-confidence back up again.- You think?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- DOORBELL RINGS - Who's that?
0:06:01 > 0:06:06- If only there was some way to find out(?)- Oi, Little Miss Sarcasm!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Ow! That was my foot!- Sorry(!)
0:06:09 > 0:06:12We need to get Jack sorted. I'm going to lose that award...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- DOORBELL RINGS - ..and my job.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16All right, I'm coming!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18BANGING ON DOOR
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- I need to check Jack's playlist. - What? Why?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I don't want him playing anything too obscure.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- No Rancid Scalp or Hemlock Blob Circus.- Who?- Exactly.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Where is he? - Er, he's not here at the moment.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- He's good to play at the party, isn't he?- Yes!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Hm. Well, here are your guest tickets.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Tell Jack I'll expect him at 3pm tomorrow to set up.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Oh, and remember, if anything goes wrong,
0:06:45 > 0:06:49like him pulling out of the party, I'll be very cross indeed.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55It's not fair! It's my hair that's been nominated.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Ah, I take it you heard all that.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'll take my ticket now, thanks. Come on, you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I was promised clothes shopping. - Can't we do something less awful
0:07:04 > 0:07:07like, I don't know, boil our own heads?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10What if everyone at your party thinks I'm a flop?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Maybe we need to take advice off someone who's learned not to
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- care about other people's opinions. - Who do we know like that?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19BOTH: Ben.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I call it the floss bonnet. Observe.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25The candyfloss for eating.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28The dental floss for any bits.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I wanted to have a third type of floss, but couldn't think of any.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I did however find this photo of a sheep called Flossie.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Ba-a-a!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41He's our man.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ben, I need you to listen very carefully because I'll never
0:07:44 > 0:07:47say this again, but...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52We need your advice.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- You OK?- Nobody's ever asked me for my advice before!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It makes me feel all funny in my tum-tum!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02We have got a problem that only you can solve.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Your underpants bunching up and you want to know how to stop it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07No, we need to know how you manage
0:08:07 > 0:08:09not to care what other people think of you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11What does that mean?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Well, no offence, but you're in your own world.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Narnia?- You don't seem to mind people think you're weird.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- People think I'm weird?! - Er, OK. Not weird, just...different.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Phew! For a moment there, I was really worried you think I'm weird.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Kidding! I don't care either way. I'm an oddball and proud.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35COMMENTATOR: Welcome back to The Oddball Final.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37There he is, Andy Cop their star striker.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41He's telling his team that he's ready to go for it.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Look at that, he's having a bit of a laugh, he's a jumping up and down.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Come on, show us what you've got. He's doing a little jump.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53He's taking possession of the oddball. He's making a run for the goal. He's approaching the goal.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56The goalkeeper looks non-plussed. He's got concentration on his face.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's going for it, lovely stance there. Oh, yes! He's over!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04It's over! The shirt's up and look, the goalkeeper's getting involved.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Out come the peacock feathers. They're tickling each other.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10It's very, very odd. Beautiful play. I don't know what's happening,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12but this game doesn't get much odder than this.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Come on, Ruby. Hurry up. Right, put the bags in there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Hm. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
0:09:23 > 0:09:24and yours.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You must've blown an entire year's pocket money on that lot.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I was saving up for a special occasion.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Bonding with Bamboo is definitely that.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Don't you think the stuff you bought is a bit... Well, grown-up?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I don't want Bamboo thinking I'm just some silly little kid.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- She's the same age as you. You- ARE- just a kid.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Look at everything she's achieved.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46She runs her own charity for traumatised circus clowns.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Did I mention she was named Young Business Professional Of The Year?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52She's so much better than me.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Maisie, you don't have to try
0:09:53 > 0:09:56and impress her because she acts all grown-up.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I mean, you still play with toys. Just be yourself.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Don't feel the need to grow up too...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05..fast.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I'm not sure I know how to help you. I just am what I am.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12You must have some advice.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- We need his confidence back to play at my party.- Ooh, a party?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I love parties.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Birthday parties, tea parties, political parties - can I come?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Please don't say no. - I don't know.- Oh, you said no!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Too bad. You could have given me an invite in return for my help.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30But you just said you couldn't help.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Then I somehow suddenly remembered how I became so confident.- How?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Um, the "B System" - a foolproof system for becoming more confident.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Taught me everything. - And you could teach me?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Did you just make this up to get a ticket?- Not at all.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Just so happens I'm a licensed B System practitioner.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Good luck finding someone to help you, Jack. Enjoy your party, Dani.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52You know, the one you don't like me enough to invite me to.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Dani, do something! This B System could be what I need
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- to make me believe in myself again. - Fine.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- You help Jack, I'll get you an invite.- I'm in. Candy floss?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No, I'll pass.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Coordinator, I'm confused.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14What does it mean when humans say they don't believe in themselves?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- It means they lack confidence in their own abilities.- Oh, I see.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20So if someone kept doing something wrong,
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- eventually they'd believe they were rubbish.- Something like that.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27So you're lucky you're still so confident,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- even though you crash the ship. - When have I crashed the ship?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- There was the time you reversed into the meteorite...- Yes, but...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36The time that you bumped into the back of the ice cream delivery ship.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37OK, but...
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And then there was the time you knocked the exhaust port off
0:11:40 > 0:11:42while docking with the space station... And then there was...
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Enough! Enough! You're right. I'm a terrible driver!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm never piloting the ship again.
0:11:53 > 0:11:59B is for beginnings. The beginning of a new life, with self-confidence.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01B is for being special.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06B is for the bees and the wasps who can sting you
0:12:06 > 0:12:08and make you feel sad.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. - Sh! Just give him a chance.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Um... You there.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Come on up here.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- What's your name, buddy?- Jack.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Let's hear it for awesome Jack, everybody!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I don't feel awesome, I feel like a failure.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You are an awesome,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36amazing person and nobody can take that away from you.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Let me hear you say it.- I'm awesome. - How did that feel, Jack?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Surprisingly good.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Really? I mean, I really knew it would.- Yeah.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49I'm super. I'm awesome Jack and no-one can take that away from me.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- Wow.- Now strut like me - head held high, shoulders back.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59Whoah! The more confident I act, the more confident I feel.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Great - that's that. Now you can start rehearsing.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Can I have my invite now, Dani? - Wait! You can't stop now, Ben -
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I want to know everything there is about the B System.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- I don't think we have time for that. - Dani, I need Ben to be my guide.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I can still feel all the self-doubt and insecurity inside of me.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Just show me how to make that go away for good.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I'll give you free tickets to all of my gigs between now
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- and the end of for ever. What do you say?- OK - awesome.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28No - I'm awesome.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Dani, stop pacing up and down, you're putting me off my research.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- What are you researching? - Days out for me and Maisy.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Something fun and silly.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43She thinks she has to grow up all of a sudden.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I could do with a silly day out. - Why? What's up?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- What if Ben can't help Jack? - You said his advice was working.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ben's not exactly the most reliable person ever.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Remember when he wore his socks over his shoes?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Dani, I wondered if you knew a good home for these?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- They're my old toys. - Why are you giving your toys away?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Only kids play with toys. You said so yourself.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Maisy, it's OK to act your age. Like I said,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Bamboo is the same age as you, anyway.- Precisely!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Look how grown-up she acts.- OK, look - how about a day out here?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Weasel World? I'm not a baby. I'd much rather go here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23The World Financial Expo.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Ruby, Dani, you have to come with me!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Did you accidentally eat your bath sponge again?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30How many times do we have to tell you? It's not food!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- It's Jack - something has happened to Jack.- Ben...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Are you wearing your socks over your shoes?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh... I can't believe I keep doing that.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You is got to remember that you is the ultimate, man.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Ain't no-one better. Except me.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Beg to differ, man. I'm the best.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Hey - easy there, blood. Don't get carried away.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I is just saying you should look in that mirror
0:15:01 > 0:15:04and you should see your best friend.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06You're handsome. You're talented.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You're Jack.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh, look who it is!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- The little people.- I'm sorry? - You let him talk to Max?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- I didn't know what to do. I ran out of ideas.- I thought you were using
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- the B System. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Not again.- I love you.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- I think you might be taking it slightly too far now.- Shut up, Max.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28DOORBELL RINGS TWICE
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Is it just me, or does everyone have days like this?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- HAMMERING AT DOOR - What?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Dani!- I'm so sorry, Zarina. Hi!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Here's a list of songs I want Jack to play at the party.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- DJ Jack won't be playing at the party.- BOTH: What?!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I need to be aiming higher. I need to be playing on yachts
0:15:47 > 0:15:49for gorgeous trillionaires.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I mean, come on - you can't seriously expect me
0:15:52 > 0:15:56to play at a party for some low-rent, two-bit soap opera.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Fantastic. This is exactly what I was hoping for.- It was?
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Jack may not be a star yet, but he has the attitude of a star -
0:16:06 > 0:16:10he'll go far. I look forward to hearing you DJ tomorrow, Jack.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Yeah, but I won't be playing...
0:16:11 > 0:16:16OK, bye, Zarina - thank you so much for coming. I'll see you tomorrow.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Hey - who do you think you're hitting? Do you not know who I am?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I think you're starting to forget.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Why are you saying you're not going to play the party?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Look, I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32And I don't need to see a roomful of people dancing
0:16:32 > 0:16:35and applauding my DJ skills to make me feel good.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Not now that I know how great I actually am.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Oh, this is a nightmare.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44At first he wasn't confident enough, now he's too big-headed for words.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- 'S'up?- What seems to be the problem?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55It's my head, Doctor - I think it might be swollen.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- What makes you say that?- People keep telling me how big it is.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Yeah, I've checked to see if it- is- big,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05but, I just see a normal-sized head.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Normal and...devilishly handsome.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10The kind of head that someone pretty awesome has, someone witty,
0:17:10 > 0:17:11charming, talented.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And what exactly do people say to you?
0:17:15 > 0:17:20They just say, "you're so bigheaded", but I just can't see it.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- So, can you give me something for my big head, Doc?- Yes.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You are a grotesquely
0:17:26 > 0:17:28ugly man.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32You have a nose the size of a rancid anteater, the eyes
0:17:32 > 0:17:37of a startled toad, the ears of Dumbo's flap-eared cousin
0:17:37 > 0:17:40and it might just be me, but... SNIFFING
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Eurgh...
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- You should use a stronger mouthwash. - Um.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- Thanks, Doctor - I feel much better now.- Get out.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54And make it as quick as possible. You're starting to make me feel sick.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Get out!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02OK, so we all know what we're going to say?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Are you sure this is a good idea? - Of course it's a good idea.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- I came up with that. - It's the best chance we've got.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- I need Jack to play the party. - But lying doesn't feel right.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Can't we bring him back down to Earth a bit instead?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Tomorrow. If Jack doesn't play the party, then Zarina will cancel it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I won't win the award and I'll probably be fired.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22It's all my fault. I'm a failure. I failed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- I'm King Fail from the kingdom of Failtopia.- Don't you start.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- If you still want an invite to my party, I still need your help.- Yo.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Check this out. I'm going to send it on to TV companies.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Hi, guys! I'm Jack and this is my awesome.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Hi, I'm Ruby - Jack's best friend.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41As I was saying, I'm Jack and this is my house.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- It's not your house, it's... - Ben's house!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45THEY ARGUE OVER EACH OTHER
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Silence!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's Jack's house. Yeah, baby.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I think it's long overdue that I have my own TV show, don't you?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02I can't believe you helped him make that.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Never mind that - Jack, we've got some big news for you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- You've been voted DJ of the year. - What? Seriously?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Of course we're serious. You're awesome.- Oh yeah, how could I forget?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14This letter came for you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Don't know why I feel so surprised.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21It was a matter of time, after all.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Wait a sec - where are my decks? - Oh, we packed them up for you.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27The DJ Of The Year people want you to perform at the ceremony,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30which just happens to be tonight.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Wait a minute...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- I smell a rat. - Sorry, that might be me.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41You're up to something. Wasn't Dani's party meant to be tonight?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- This isn't just some kind of way to make me play, is it?- No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No, no - we can explain. Ruby - explain to Jack.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, Ben - explain to Jack.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Um, would you care for an explanation in the form of a dance?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Jack, the DJ Of The Year people
0:19:56 > 0:19:58thought you'd still be playing at Dani's party,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01so have agreed to give you the award after that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04They want to see you in action, being awesome - understand?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Oh, your sister's good. - Tell me about it.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10What are we waiting for? Let's go.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Wait for me.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:24 > 0:20:26You were right - Jack is pretty good.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29See - I told you he wouldn't let us down, Zarina.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- What time is Bamboo getting here? - Oh, there she is now.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Right - OK, Maisy - stay calm.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Don't let her see how nervous you are.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Remember what I said to - it's OK to be yourself.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48That's easy for you to say. You're already grown up.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Right this is it, Maisy girl. Just go for it.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Excuse me...- Back off, tiny.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57But I wanted to speak to Bamboo.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00I said back off.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05I have taken the liberty of preparing this proposal
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- for a brand-new merchandise line. - I said back off.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11But I have a 10-year profit margin projection.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Beat it, kid. - ALL: Aww.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21There's just one teensy problem.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Jack keeps thanking everyone for coming to HIS party.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- And that's bad because...? - Well, it's MY party.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Well, technically it's a party in my honour.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Technically, it's a party in honour of
0:21:35 > 0:21:37your TV character's hair - both of which I own.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Tell him to stop. - Thank you for coming to my party.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Um, Jack - can I have a quick word? - Sure.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Don't you think it's about time you got back behind the decks
0:21:49 > 0:21:51and showed everyone what a superstar DJ you are?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55I don't need to get behind my decks. I'm good enough to spin the playlist
0:21:55 > 0:21:57and circulate among the people who love me..
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- ie, everyone.- Oh, goodness - the judges are here.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'd better thank them.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Hi, I'm Jack. Thanks for voting for me.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- I think there's been some sort of mistake.- Gentlemen...
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I'm Zarina Wickes, producer of McHurties Hospital.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14And this is Dani, whose hair you've honoured.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Oi! Stop stealing my thunder. What time am I getting my DJ award?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20DJ award?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24We're here to present the award for worst hairstyle in TV soap.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- I'm sorry, what? Did you just say WORST hairstyle?- Yes! Worst.
0:22:27 > 0:22:33- No, best. Best hairstyle. We are the best. We are!- Oh...
0:22:33 > 0:22:38We are very sorry, but the hair on your show is truly dreadful.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42(Not as dreadful as the acting!)
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Try not to take it personally, Maisy.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I just wanted her to see that I was grown up, like her.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Growing up's overrated.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I'm twice your age and I still love acting like a kid. Just be yourself.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- Hi. What's your name?- Maisy.- I'm... - Bamboo, I know! I'm your biggest...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Ahem.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'm extremely pleased to meet you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23So, tell me, Bamboo - do you prefer to keep your savings
0:23:23 > 0:23:27in a standard high-interest account, or a more esoteric form of ISA?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Um... - Marvellous! Thanks.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32And tell me, Bamboo, what's your favourite type of coffee?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I do favour the skinny latte myself.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I like the double mocha skinny whip Americano - there's nothing more
0:23:39 > 0:23:41that I like than sitting, drinking coffee with the girls.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Talking about how ace it is to be "grown-up".
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- I'm sorry, but are you being sarcastic?- Just a little bit.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Takes one to know one.- I was well excited when I saw you here.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Great, I thought, someone to hang out with who isn't a boring adult.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- But never mind. - But I thought you were grown-up!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- You have your own business empire. - My manager runs all that stuff.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I'd rather be playing with my toys - computer games, football...
0:24:04 > 0:24:06(teddy bears!)
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Hi! I'm Maisy's sister.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- You probably think it's weird that she's acting like this...- Just a bit.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15It's kind of my fault.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- I'm always telling her to grow up and stop acting so childish.- What?
0:24:19 > 0:24:25- She's just a kid. She's the same age as me. You monster!- Easy, Tiger.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Maybe I was a bit harsh, but that's overdoing it.- She's the worst sister,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31ever. I just want to be free and play, but she's always like,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33"Oh Maisy, you're so immature."
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Sounds like my manager. Shall we get out of here and do something fun?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I thought you'd never ask.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Monster!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43(MOUTHS) Thanks.
0:24:44 > 0:24:50- Is she bothering you?- Out of my way, you big ape - or you're fired.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57So, who's your favourite cartoon character?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Excuse me.- Look...
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I'm sorry if you're offended,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07but your actress Dani has the worst hair on TV.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Maybe you misread the notification letter.- But anyway,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13thanks for inviting us to this banging party.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Great canapes!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Get out! Get out of my party, now!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Go.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Ahem. Just a tad confused. When exactly do I get my award?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28You are not getting an award.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31And I want you to turn off that dreadful racket!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Oh, and you can stop dancing, too. Don't you have any shame?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, I'm out of control!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42CRASH!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45She said I could go over for a sleepover sometime
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and bring my favourite teddy!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I'm really pleased you made a friend, but can we talk about something else?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- How you doing?- See? Every show I play ends in a disaster.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I don't know why I'm bothering to unpack my decks.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- But this wasn't your fault. - Are you sure about that?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Maybe we could get Ben to give you another dose of the B System?- Um...
0:26:08 > 0:26:12There is no B System. I made it up so I could get an invite your party.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- You mean, you didn't do anything special?- Sorry, Dani.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18When I hear "party", all my morals go out of the window.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- You do see what this means? - That Ben's a liar?
0:26:21 > 0:26:25It means that there was no secret method. You did it by yourself.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26She's right.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29The self belief to play the party came from inside you.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32And if you can do it once, you're going to do it again.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37You're right. Maybe I can. Thanks, guys. I think I'm back in the game.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Can you tell me how to get my self belief back? I won worst hair on TV.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, we all think you've got great hair.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Eurgh - there you could use a bit less hair product.- Oh!- Ah!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Ruby!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56THEY LAUGH
0:26:56 > 0:27:00So, Dani's McHurties character won worst hair on television -
0:27:00 > 0:27:02what an honour.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- I wonder what it's like to have hair. - Maybe we could find out.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Wait, what are you doing?- Activating the ship's hair-inducing beam.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I'm not sure that's such a good...
0:27:12 > 0:27:13ZAP!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18That's a really good look for you.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- 835, take one.- Ruby, Dani - you have to come with me!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Did you accidentally swallow a bath sponge again?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Take two.- Ruby, Dani - you have to come with me!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Did you accidentally eat a bath soap again?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Keep running, please.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03Sorry!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Ruby, Dani - you have to come with me!
0:28:08 > 0:28:09GIGGLING >