0:00:02 > 0:00:05We're too close to Earth. We need to fire the flasma plasma rockets.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Can I fire them? I've been practising. Look!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Vroom! Pssheew! Pssheew! Neeee!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Very smooth. That is impressive. Good driving...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- for a toy! - LAUGHTER
0:00:18 > 0:00:25- Firing the flasma plasma rockets in 3...2...1...- Weeeee!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Take your finger off the button! - Wooooo!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Take your... Stop the...!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34ROCKET STOPS
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Great!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38You've broken it now! Happy?
0:00:38 > 0:00:44Yes, it's time for Dani's House. We can watch it upside down! Weeeee!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Hey, guys. My name's Dani, and this...- Is your best friend, Jack.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Thanks. My name's Dani, and this... - Is her brother, Max.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- And his best friend Ben.- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Is her friend, Ruby.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And I'm her sister, Maisy.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant Dan...
0:01:02 > 0:01:04THEY BICKER
0:01:04 > 0:01:07SHE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:01:07 > 0:01:09THEY LAUGH
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- ALARM BEEPS - 'Morning, sleepy head!'
0:01:17 > 0:01:20'Time to get up. Don't put me on snooze!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23'Get up now, on your feet. You've got to go to...'
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- CLOCK CUCKOOS - Ow! Leave me alone!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Ow! I don't want to go!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33OK, I'm getting up!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Listen, there is a reason you live in that house by yourself.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39You're mean and you're...beaky!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42CLOCK SQUEALS
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- DANI GROANS - I so don't want to go in today.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Filming this scene with a runaway bull charging through the hospital.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53A proper big, scary bull. With horns!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I mean, I'm a nurse, not a bullfighter!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59This will be disastrous. Ouch! Ouch!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00OUCH!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- DOORBELL RINGS - Hey! How's my girl?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You got in a fight with a comb again?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07It started it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09How do you do that?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Played with my food as a kid and we had spaghetti a lot.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Come on. Better go, or we'll be late.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, I can't go to work today. My...er...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20..feet are stuck to the floor. See?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh... You've got the scene with the bull today. Worried?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Not worried, terrified. - I'm sure it'll be trained.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Where? The Acting School For Bulls?
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Nurse Swan gets the cushty parts, and I get the runaway livestock.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Guess whose lazy clients cancelled today?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- You free?- It's a sign!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40A sign Ruby needs more reliable clients.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44My to-do list is blank before my gig. Who wants to have a laugh?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- It's another sign! - A sign they have a day off.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- You don't.- I think the universe wants me to take today off.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You've got to go to work.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56And they don't want you getting into trouble. Do you?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- It's only one day.- Exactly!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Remember last time Zarina caught someone bunking off?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05We're so glad to see you back. Here, we've made you a cake.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08You're...fired?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Oof!- Enjoy!
0:03:10 > 0:03:11I'm going to work.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Don't go to work! We're going to have so much fun!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17This is going to be the best day ever!
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Stop trying to tempt me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- All you need to do is call in sick. - But I'm not. I'm fine.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Until I get to work, and get trampled by a bull.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You don't look very well to me. Definitely a temperature.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Those spots are bad.- RASPING: That throat, doesn't sound good.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It feels wrong.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You're not skipping something important, like school.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38ALL: Stay in school!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43If you don't go, they'll have to use Nurse Thorne to stop the bull.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- I'm in! What are we doing today? - Yes!- Ha-ha!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Want to see the funniest thing in the universe?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53In my experience, people who say that
0:03:53 > 0:03:55turn out to be poor judges of comedy.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Check this out. CRASHING DRUMS
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Hilarious, isn't it?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04I can't stop laughing. My sides are splitting(!)
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'll upload it to the net. Let the world be my judge.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Now that is hilarious.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You thinking anyone's going to watch.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17First, we go swimming.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Then, catch a movie.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22And fall about on the ice for a bit.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Fill up on pepperoni.- And then...
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- ..Burn it off at a gig. - Perfect day!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Triple fist-pump!- ALL: BOOM!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Forgetting something? (RASPING) You've got a phone call to make!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'm starting to feel ill thinking about making this call.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41So, I'm not really lying.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- PHONE RINGS - Zarina?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Who is this?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51If you've got the wrong number, just say.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Don't stay on the line, too embarrassed.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm very important, and you're wasting my time.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Er, is this the penguin rescue centre?- Sorry?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I...erm, found a penguin that needs rescuing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Do I sound like the kind of person that rescues penguins? Goodbye!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12You haven't done this before, have you?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I panicked! Didn't know what to say.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17So, penguin rescue centre? Interesting.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You could tell her I'm ill. - No way! You do your own dirty work.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25You can say you saw me and I was sick as a parrot.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Or a penguin.- She'll know I'm lying. She's got X-ray vision.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31You're a brilliant actor. It'll be a piece of cake.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Which I'll be face down in if I get it wrong.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37You'll be so convincing even I'll think I'm ill. Please?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK. I'll do it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42You're the best boyfriend ever!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I'd kiss you goodbye, but I'd catch that nasty cold.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Grab your goggles, guys. We're swimming to the movies.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Your finger must be hurting after clicking on that clip 357 times.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05You're just jealous. It's got more views than anything you could do.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, please. I could film my ear and get more views.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I am the master of crowd-pleasing content. You can't beat me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Fine. Let's put it to the test.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Bring...it...on.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21We have till 5pm tomorrow to make and upload clips,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and whoever has the clip with the most views, wins.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- You're heading for digital disaster. - Let the attention seeking begin.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32SHE SNAPS HER FINGERS
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I ordered ten litres of fake blood. You've only sent me five.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Well, you should've checked your stock before you took my order.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I want my fake blood here in one hour, or else I'll be using yours!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Hi, Zarina! You're looking lovely. I love that blouse, by the way.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, Dani's not coming in. She's sick. Bye!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Is she really sick, or pretending to be sick?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55What? No, she's in bed.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Having a lie in?- Being ill. - Does she have a fever?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yeah, and spots.- How many? - I didn't count.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- On the face or all over?- All over. - When did they appear?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Er...last night. - Oh, why didn't she call me then?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- She couldn't. She lost her voice. - Why didn't she text me?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Her hands...swelled up like baseball gloves.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Hmmm. And did she say when she might come in?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23She said the doctor gave her some pink medicine
0:07:23 > 0:07:26and she should be back on her feet tomorrow.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28How could she, if she'd lost her voice?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31She couldn't have written it down with those swollen hands.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35How did she communicate? Morse code? Smoke signals?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Semaphore?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41She pointed at the medicine bottle, then pointed at tomorrow's date
0:07:41 > 0:07:43and then give me a thumbs up.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Did she, now? How inventive.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50She's really ill, OK? She's got a fever, spots and swollen hands
0:07:50 > 0:07:55and I should be looking after her instead of being interrogated.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- So she really is ill? Poor thing. - Yeah...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Poor thing. - Maybe I should pay her a visit.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Card and flowers may cheer her up.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'd like a big bouquet of flowers!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Front crawl to the end of the high street,
0:08:10 > 0:08:15butterfly through the park, and backstroke to the leisure centre.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Last one to the deep end buys the popcorn!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20If these goggles were 3D, we wouldn't have to get changed.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23PHONE RINGS
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Hello?- Hi, Dani. How's your day off?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Just wanted to tell you Zarina is on her way. Bye!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- What?- I... She bought the lie and now she's really worried about you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34She's going to fire me!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36She can't fire you without proof.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40She's going to see the proof standing here in perfect health.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- You have to fake it. - What did you say was wrong?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47A fever, spots, swollen hands, and you've lost your voice.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh, and you've got pink medicine.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Why didn't you throw in blindness, deafness, and a missing leg?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I panicked! I'm sorry. - You're the worst boyfriend ever.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59DIAL TONE
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Sounds like someone just drained the pool.- And closed the multiplex.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- You two go without me. - OK, then!- Will do!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Have fun, guys. - See ya!- See you, Dani!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- We can't go without you.- Really?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No. We're your friends.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The least we can do is stick around and help you get sick.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Sounds like somebody needs a makeunder.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Thanks, guys. I'm feeling worse already.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27LAUGHTER
0:09:27 > 0:09:32Hiya, girl! Can I interest you in a free makeunder?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Makeunder? Don't you mean makeover? - Oh no, miss.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37The latest trend is the makeunder.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41First we need to start with your complexion.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You skin's far too smooth.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- See how much worse you look now? - Yeah, I look a right mess.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Now we need to do your hair. It's got far too much volume and life.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Argh! You've given me horror hair.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03And now you need clothes to complete the look.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I look rubbish. I look like rubbish!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Thank you. Have a nice day now, ta-ra!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18CAMERA CLICKS
0:10:19 > 0:10:21CAMERA CLICKS
0:10:21 > 0:10:25You're doing animation? What a loser.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29It may take longer but highbrow entertainment will win the day. Check this out.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- VIDEO: Romeo, Romeo? Wherefore art thou, Romeo?- See?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Sophisticated.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39They don't want sophisticated though, they want silly.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Here, film this.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45THUMPING BEATS
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Yes!- That's it? Punching your way out of a paper bag?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Three words - in, ter, net.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Don't listen to him, he's an idiot. We're going to be huge.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12VIDEO: Romeo, Romeo...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13DOORBELL
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- How's the patient? - Not good, far from good.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24As far away from good as you can get. Not that good is an actual place you can get away from.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- So she's bad?- Really bad.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28She's as sick as a penguin... Poodle, parrot!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- She's as sick as a parrot. She's sick.- Can I see her?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Oh, no, she's in bed. She can't have any visitors.- Oh, I won't be long.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Dani, darling. How are you, dear?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45DANI GROANS
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Ooh, gosh. You have lost your voice, haven't you? Here.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I've brought you a card to cheer you... Goodness,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53those hands are so swollen.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Oh, it breaks my heart to see you like this.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03I know I can be a monster at times but really, you are all my babies.
0:12:03 > 0:12:10Here, take these. With love from me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Achoo!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19That's weird. I could've sworn you had more spots a moment ago.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Er...I think the medicine must be working.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Mm, the doctor said she needs plenty of rest
0:12:24 > 0:12:25so we should probably let her sleep.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30Yes, of course. Well, if there's anything you need, I'm here to help.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Thank you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35What did you say?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Umm...
0:12:36 > 0:12:41I said, "thank you" on behalf of Dani because she can't speak. Obviously.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Hmm. Well, that's funny, it sounded just like Dani.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- Yes, people often say we sound alike. - Do they now?- Mm-hmm.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- You're faking, aren't you?- Mm-mm.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58I can't prove that you're lying but I will, Dani. Oh, I will!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Me and my big mouth.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13We can't just "hang around" all day, ha ha! There's work to be done.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Such a shame you can't fix those rockets
0:13:16 > 0:13:19and there's nothing else we can do except watch Dani's house.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, wait a second. Let me try this.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23ELECTRONIC BEEP
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- Yay, you've fixed it(!) - Right, back to work, then.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31The flasma-plasma rockets need de-squonking.
0:13:31 > 0:13:39Ow, ooh! I'm starting to feel very ill. Oh, my tummy's rumbling.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Fake illnesses might work with the humans but this is me,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48hyper-intelligent coordinator Zang you're dealing with here.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Fair enough, I'll just have to do this then.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52BEEP
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Whoa!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Coordinator? Stop it, Coordinator! Agh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Agh! What next? Rockets have gone.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- La la la.- Argh!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I can't go out, Zarina will catch me. She'll have her spies out everywhere.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- Well then, let's have our fun day out indoors.- I'll make new cards.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27OK? One, two, three, fire!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, let's start with the food testing cos I'm starving.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Let the fun day begin.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35SQUEAL OF DELIGHT
0:14:35 > 0:14:37It'd better not be anything disgusting.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Oh, as if we'd do that to you. - OK, we'll give you a clue.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- It's sweet and juicy. - Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- DANI COUGHS - Oh, that's disgusting.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49What, Jack is that one of your socks?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51DOORBELL
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Do you think Zarina's come back? - It can't be.- It might be.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Action stations!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Oh, blue cheese, I'd have got that.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- False alarm. - It could be Zarina in disguise.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Are you a woman disguised as a man? - What do you think? Sign here.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Sorry, mate. I don't know where she gets these crazy ideas from.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25OK, no more time-wasting. Let the fun day begin.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- DOORBELL - Action stations!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40But I was winning!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50SHE COUGHS
0:15:52 > 0:15:56False alarm. Oh, unless you think THIS is a woman disguised as a man.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I have no idea what she's talking about. Meat feast?- Thanks.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05OK, no more interruptions. Let the fun day begin.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- The best yodeller the wins this cheese trophy.- Cheesy.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Does second-best get Jack's sock? - Mm-hmm, and third has to eat it.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ooh, pressure's on.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:16:18 > 0:16:20# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hoo
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hoo. #
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I've got that beat. Come on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:16:27 > 0:16:29# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hoo
0:16:29 > 0:16:32# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hoo. #
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- I've got you all beat. Come on. - SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hoo
0:16:38 > 0:16:41# Yodelayee yodelayee yodelay-ee-hooooooo! #
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Ooh, close.- It's a yodel-off. - You're going to loo-oo-ose!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48THEY YODEL IN TURN
0:16:48 > 0:16:50THEY ALL INCREASE IN PITCH
0:16:52 > 0:16:55RUBY AND JACK RESORT TO SHOUTING
0:16:57 > 0:17:00SHE YODELS TRIUMPHANTLY
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- RUBY AND JACK: Show-off.- I think you know who the winner will be.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06DOORBELL
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Action stations!- Saved by the bell. - What? I was going to win that.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# Yodelay-hee-hoo! #
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- False alarm. Unless of course... - Er, thank you.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Man, this fun day's never going to begin.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- How long have we been fishing in this pond for?- 10 years.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- No, it's more like 20.- When did any of us ever catch a fish? Never.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yeah, but it's still early.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Give it another 20 years and we're bound to catch something.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Let's face it, being a fishing gnome, well, it's no fun, is it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52I always wanted to be one of those wheelbarrow-pushing gnomes. Now that's looks exciting.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I always wanted to be one of those gnomes on a skateboard. They look cool.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Oh, hold on to your pointy hats, I've got a bite.- Me too!- Me too!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02This one's great.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13- Give it another 10 years? - Yeah.- I want to catch something.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16DANCE MUSIC
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Only three hits and two of those are mine. What is wrong with you people?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30This is Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33The greatest love story ever told in Plasticine.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- I knew it was going to be bad. - Get lost, Megaboyd.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I'm still going to beat you.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42This time I am doing an animated musical. Les Miserables.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Boring! This is how you round up the eyeballs.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:48 > 0:18:553,226? They are just painted fingers. You are not even playing.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57This has done even better.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:01 > 0:19:04You've got over 7,000 for that.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08That's nothing. This is my star performer.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10KAZOO PLAYS
0:19:13 > 0:19:1612,000? It's a potato!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Right, I'll have to come up with my own daredevil food.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Is that a kangaroo DJ? - Yes, I'm calling him Hip-Hop.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's all very street, but couldn't you just have drawn a flower?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Flowers are boring.- Hey!
0:19:34 > 0:19:35DING DONG
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- Action stations!- Relax.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- It's just my mobile.- Oh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:40DING DONG
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Action stations!- Wait.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- It's just mine this time. - I can't take this any more.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I'm going to call Zarina and convince her I'm ill
0:19:48 > 0:19:49once and for all.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Zarina, hi, it's Dani. My voice is just starting to come back.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'll try and make it in for tomorrow
0:19:59 > 0:20:01because I don't want to let you down.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03SHE COUGHS
0:20:03 > 0:20:05'It's OK, Dani, I was too quick to judge.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08'I know you're not faking it. Take as long as you need.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10'Get well soon.'
0:20:10 > 0:20:12She believed me. I'm off the hook. We can take it easy.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13DING DONG
0:20:13 > 0:20:14I'll get it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- You're fired.- Don't fire me. This is my life, my dream, my everything,
0:20:19 > 0:20:23which seems unconvincing as I just pulled a sickie from my dream
0:20:23 > 0:20:26which has just turned into a nightmare.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I only did it because I was scared of the bull
0:20:29 > 0:20:30'and I know I should have been braver,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33but all I kept seeing was these horns charging towards me
0:20:33 > 0:20:36and me screaming, "Agh!", so please give me one more chance.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll do anything, face anything, marauding lions,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41stampeding elephants, slaphappy sharks,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43which wouldn't happen unless the hospital
0:20:43 > 0:20:44got flooded, but if it did...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47We couldn't do the scene with the bull. It's sick.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48And no, it's not faking.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50We've had to write a new bull-free scene which
0:20:50 > 0:20:53we are shooting in 10 minutes. If you can get to set then
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- I'll forgive you. If not I'll give the part to Nurse Thorn.- Thank you. I promise I won't let you down.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05That was impressive. The way you talked her into not firing you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Amazing. Where were we? Who wants a rematch on the yodelling?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Hello(?) I've got to be in the studio in 10 minutes
0:21:11 > 0:21:12and I don't know my lines.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- I'll help you get your things. - Thanks.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19Fine. I'll just do it on my yodel-ay-ee-own!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I win!
0:21:24 > 0:21:29Stunt pineapple? I don't know. Are pineapples daredevil fruits?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32They look safety conscious with a heavy-duty peel.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Is it just me or are oranges boring?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41What are you laughing about? You're even worse.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Hello little furry fella.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I don't know what you are so you're no use to me at all.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Call off the search. I think we've found our daredevil.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Let's go to work.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59This is the dumbest thing ever. It has got to be a hit.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01The crowd is hushed
0:22:01 > 0:22:04as Mr Eggtastic prepares to jump the Grand Kitchen Canyon.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09He's in the air, but will he make it to the other side?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Argh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14What's all the shouting about? Whoa!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17ALL THREE GROAN
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26MOBILE RINGS
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Maisie is calling.- 'Ow.'
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I've got pains in parts of my body I never even knew existed.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37This was not part of the fun day activities.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I've got to get to the studio or I'm out of a job.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I've got to get to my gig or I'm out of a job.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I've got to get to the gym to train a client or I'm out of a job.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45THEY ALL GROAN
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- We're never going to make it.- Yes...- We...- Can!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53THEY ALL GROAN
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Well, the good news is we're off the sofa.- Follow my foot.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06It's going to take a month to get to the front door!
0:23:06 > 0:23:10If we work together we could probably speed things up.
0:23:12 > 0:23:19Right, ready! Left, right, left, right, left, right.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21We have lift off!
0:23:21 > 0:23:27left, right, left, right, left, right...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30CRASH
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'm sorry I'm late. We had a bit of an accident.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42More excuses, more fake illnesses? Really, is that the best you can do?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- No. This is real. - We had a real accident.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Yes, we went to a real hospital. - We're in real plaster.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You mean you turned up late and grabbed this from the prop room?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I can't believe you brought your friends to back you up.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55- We're holding her up!- Nonsense.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Oh yes? See what happens when we let go.- No!- No!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Argh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Oh sorry! Should have thought that one through.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07GROANING
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Could you give us a hand up? - That's quite a performance.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13It's a shame you weren't here earlier to do one in front of the cameras.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I'm not faking. I've learnt the lines. I can do the scene.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Those wouldn't be the lines written across your plaster(?)
0:24:20 > 0:24:25No. They're goodwill messages from strangers I met
0:24:25 > 0:24:28who happen to have the same names as the characters in the show.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Their messages are, by bizarre coincidence,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33lines from the script.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Too late. I've already given your part to Nurse Thorn.
0:24:37 > 0:24:44- Now she'll have the love scene with Alex.- What?- Go home, you're finished.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46There is no way Nurse Thorn is kissing Alex.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I'm doing that scene whether they like it or not.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Jack, roll over and get me that wheelchair.- I'm on it. Hup!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Time is up!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- My stunt potato got 36,000 hits. - Yes?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03This footage, which is the dumbest thing on the internet,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05got 88 million hits.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10I win! Yes! Check out my victory dance!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12SHE GROANS
0:25:12 > 0:25:17I'll show it to you when I can move.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- ON TV:- Every time I see you my heart beats faster
0:25:20 > 0:25:21and I get butterflies in my stomach.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Sounds like gastroenteritis. You should get that looked at.
0:25:25 > 0:25:31- I don't need diagnosing. I already know the cure.- What might that be?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33A kiss from you. Three times a day
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Sounds like my kind of medicine.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40No! Argh!
0:25:40 > 0:25:41CRASH
0:25:41 > 0:25:45You were supposed to push me into Nurse Thorn.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's not my fault the chair had a wobbly wheel.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51There's one thing I've learned about you through this.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You certainly know how to make an entrance.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's your exits you need to work on.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Sorry. We didn't see you in the wings.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's get one thing straight. The only reason I'm giving
0:26:00 > 0:26:05you your job back is because you're safer on the set than you are off it.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Here. Here's your new contract. Take it before I change my mind.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I'm trying.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14GROANING
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I'm really sorry, Alex.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21It's OK. It's kind of romantic. I've never had anyone run me
0:26:21 > 0:26:24over in a wheelchair to stop me kissing someone else before.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26That's really sweet of you to be so good about it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29You're the best boyfriend ever. Come here.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32You're going to get a kiss for that.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I bet you a scratch to the back of my head she won't make it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I bet you a scratch to my nose she does. Come on, Dani!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Kiss him! You know you want to. Try harder than that.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41I can't reach. Air kiss?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43SMACK
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Air kiss? Who wins that? - Let's call it a draw.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Lean forward so I can reach your nose.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51BOTH: Ah, bliss!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59That was fun. Now I'll go back to work.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Right, better de-squonk the flasma-plasma rockets.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I'm going to get you!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Wait! Come back here.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Agh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Come on. Stop faking.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Ugh!
0:27:29 > 0:27:33# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# Let's leave these chains
0:27:37 > 0:27:41# Let's drop this weight right out to sea. #
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd