Queen of Pranks

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Coordinator Zark! Coordinator Zark!

0:00:04 > 0:00:09- Something terrible has happened! - What is it?- It's my face! Look!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12- I have a wrinkle.- You've got a wrinkle!- I know, that's what I said!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15That means you're old, and as an old person, of course,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17you know you can't go street dancing any more.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19What? But I'm a street dancing champion!

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Check out my moves!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- CRACK! - Ow! Ow!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33From now on, it's a mug of hot cocoa, a warm blanket

0:00:33 > 0:00:34and bed before nine.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Oh, and no more Dani's House. - What?! Why?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Because, Granddad, Dani's House is too exciting.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44From now on, it's repeats of Songs Of Intergalactical Praise for you.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hey, guys! My name's Dani, and this...

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Is her best friend Jack! - Thanks. My name's Dani, and this...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Is her brother Max! - And his best friend, Ben!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Is her friend Ruby! - And I'm her sister Maisy!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:01:08 > 0:01:09WHISTLE BLOWS

0:01:11 > 0:01:13THEY LAUGH

0:01:17 > 0:01:21"And then Nurse Woodmagnet plunges into a treacherous lake

0:01:21 > 0:01:24"in search of the life-saving medicine

0:01:24 > 0:01:26"which is hidden at the bottom of the ocean."

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Guys, this episode is going to be amazing!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Dani! You all right? - What are you doing?- Me? Nothing.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Actually, I'd best be off.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Jack!- Sorry, Dani.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Bit of a cash flow problem. I can't afford any food!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, you should have said. Eat anything you like.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- You're in a good mood.- Sure am!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Zarina has given me an amazing new story line

0:01:52 > 0:01:54for the next episode of McHurties!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56This is really going to take me places, Jack.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Honestly, I can feel it. Today McHurties, tomorrow Mc...Hollywood.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06That's weird. Why didn't Zarina give the new story line to Nurse Thorne?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Come on, Sophie is the best actress.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Ah, Sophie!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up... #

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Jack!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, sorry. Don't worry, you're the second best!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21You can't just turn up and get the good story lines straightaway!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I've been at McHurties for years!

0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Sophie's only been around for five minutes!- Ah, Sophie!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30# Everybody in love

0:02:30 > 0:02:31# Go on, put your hands up... #

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Right, this is unacceptable.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Jack. Jack!- Hmm?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:36 > 0:02:38SHE SIGHS

0:02:39 > 0:02:45- Oh!- Hi, Dani!- What?- I think it was "Hi, Dani."- Been for a run.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49"Been for a run." She is preparing for the decathlon competition.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50A decathlon?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Discus! Javelin!

0:02:53 > 0:02:58She said, "Jack, give Maisy £20 because she's such a great person."

0:02:58 > 0:03:01No, I said this.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04"Fun-filled fitness competition for the freakishly fanatical

0:03:04 > 0:03:07"fans of fitness." Means the world to me.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Plus, the best person wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Timbuktu!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Wow!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Morning, everyone.- When did you get here?- Max and I had a sleepover.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Ben, Max doesn't live here any more. - He doesn't?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oh, yeah. My mistake.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I guess it was just me, then!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Anyway, Dani. I need a favour.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28My grandma Judith's coming round to take me to the decathlon.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Can she hang out here till then?- Yeah!

0:03:31 > 0:03:32We've never had a grandma in the house.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Will she bake us loads of cakes? - Oh, I love baking!- Actually...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Listen to classical music. - I think you'll find...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I love classical music too! She'll love me!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Don't grans knit loads of woolly jumpers?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- The thing is, our gran...- She'll love me! I'm a knitting champion.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I won gold at the Knitting Olympics.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Welcome to the gold medal event here at the Knitting Olympics.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57The competitors are on the grid, and we are ready to start.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00The red lights are coming on. When they go out, we will be racing.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Knit, knit, knit, knit, knit!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Oh, just look at them go! Grandpa Ben is getting ahead.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Just look at those knitting skills!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Grandma Dani is not letting this one go!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Look at how quick she's knitting. But Grandma Ruby is losing it!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20She's thrown in what looks like it should have been a towel!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Look at this! Out of nowhere, from the back of the pack,

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Grandma Maisy seems to be ahead! Is she going to win this race?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31This knitting is going very, very, ridiculously fast!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Wait. Hey, why is it coming in this direction? OK. No, please!

0:04:35 > 0:04:41Stop knitting now! OK, Grandma Maisy, you can stop! Stop! Oh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Can someone stop her knitting, now!

0:04:46 > 0:04:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'll get it! This'll be Ruby's grandma.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I'm Judith.- And?- GRANDMA Judith.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58A grandma? Yeah, good one. See you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:05- Gran!- Ruby! Oh, and Maisy! Oh, darling!- This is your gran?- Yep.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Grandma, this is my friend Jack. - You don't look much like a grandma.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Ha!- Ah! Or act like one. You're into classical music, though, right?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Nah! Tinie Tempah's way better.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17# Written in the stars A million miles away... #

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Excuse me, how about knitting?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I have never knitted in my life!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Now, time for your presents.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26First, for you, Ruby.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- A state-of-the-art 3-D vision goggles MP3 player!- Aaaah!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Now you can watch TV while you're jogging!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- How would you see where you're jogging?- Who cares? This is cool!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Right, what's my present? - I bought you an...

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Xbox!

0:05:41 > 0:05:48- Xbox. Eggs in a box?- You've been pranked! That's my present to you!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51You know I'm the queen of pranks!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Not for long!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I hereby challenge you to a prank-off.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Bring it on.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00You will never have my crown, Maisy.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02SHE GIGGLES HYSTERICALLY

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- You've got to help me beat her! - No way! She hasn't pranked me,

0:06:07 > 0:06:11so why would I want to prank her? I'm out of here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18When do I start?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Yes, Zarina?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You're fired. Hurry up!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Erm, wow, that was harsh!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31If I ask for a skinny-fattish banana milkshake, I don't expect strawberry.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37I just want to say how grateful I am for this story line.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- And so you should be. - Just one thing, though.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- You know when I'm meant to swim in the treacherous lake?- Yes?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Could I have a stunt double?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I wouldn't want to get Nurse Woodmagnet's new hairdo wet.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Dani, I don't do diva demands.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, no, that's not what I meant.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Hey, Zarina!- Oh, Sophie, darling!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Call me Zee.- OK, Zee!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Anyway, I just wanted to ask you something.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Can I have vanilla candles with a hint of lemon zest

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- in my dressing room? - Yeah, good luck with that!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Of course you can, darling. Anything for you!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Now, make sure you read your scripts later.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13I may just have some great story lines for you!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16And that's me speechless!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Hiya, D. Everything OK?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22No, Jack. Everything is not OK.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Sophie and Zarina have become best mates all of a sudden.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28She even calls her Zee! It's like I'm invisible.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I know what this is all about!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Sophie is trying to steal my amazing story lines.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36No, Sophie isn't like that.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- She's kind and she's sweet and she's got lovely hair.- Jack!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Where's all my food gone?- Like I said, cash flow problems. I'm skint!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Hang on. Why don't you become a runner on McHurties?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Our last one got fired. - I don't want to be a runner.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I hate exercise.- But then you can see that I'm right about Sophie.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04She is trying to steal my story line!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06OK. Well, if Sophie'll be there!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Ah, Sophie!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13# Everybody in love Go on put your hands up... #

0:08:14 > 0:08:15What?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Listen up, Private Benjamin! It's time for Operation WTCOQOPFGJ!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Operation what?- Win The Crown Of Queen Of Pranks From Grandma Judith.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- Obviously!- Obviously.- So, for plan A, all we need is this.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Gasp!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:44 > 0:08:48All we have to do is leave the tray here. The perfect trap!

0:08:48 > 0:08:49- What?- Shhh!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Sorry.- Shhh! Will you pass me that?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Right, that's enough!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Go and listen to your music somewhere else!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04I need to train in peace.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- That trip to Timbuktu is not going to win itself!- Oh, Ruby.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Learn to have some fun, won't you?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15JUDITH: Ahhh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18BOTH: It's worked! Yes!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21SPLAT!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Nice try, Maisy, but you're going to have to do better than that

0:09:28 > 0:09:31if you're going to out-prank the queen of pranks!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- IN A HIGH VOICE:- Hi!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- CLEARS THROAT:- Er, hi, Sophie.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Hi.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Everybody in love... #

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Have I got something on my nose?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Jack, why are you wearing that?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, I'm a runner.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Not that kind of runner, you fool! You get me stuff. Do as I shout.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Firstly, get me some banoffee pie.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Then hand these script changes to Dani and here's your walkie-talkie.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, pretty! Banoffee pie for Zarina.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I repeat, banoffee pie for Zarina.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Script from Zarina. I repeat, script from Zarina.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17See what I mean? Look at her, laughing at Zarina's lame-o jokes.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18She's such a suck-up.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- I really don't think so.- What?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Dani, I haven't been a runner for all these years

0:10:23 > 0:10:25without being able to tell

0:10:25 > 0:10:27when someone's being a little bit jealous.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Anyway, back to work. Jack is back to work.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31I repeat, Jack is back to work!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35So, what's changed in the script, then?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36What?!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Nurse Thorne now jumps in the lake to find the life-saving medicine?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41She has stolen my story line!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43CLAP-CLAP!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Stand by for a take!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Cameraman!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Running!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Scene 27, take one.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54And...action!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Nurse Thorne, I require your assistance in the surgery room.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01We're going to attempt some groundbreaking surgery.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Right away, Dr Rugburn.- Don't worry, Nurse Thorne. I've got this.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08No, I've got this.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10But you need me to assist you, don't you, Dr Rugburn?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13No, he's fine with me. I'm in the next scene, not you!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- You stole my part!- Cut!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- What on Earth are you doing, Dani? - You gave my story line to Sophie!

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Because you were being a diva! "Oh, I don't want to get my hair wet!"

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Well, I haven't got time for that, so I gave it to Sophie.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28SHE doesn't complain. Come on, Sophie.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34We need to teach Maisy a lesson. Trying to make ME step in glue?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37She won't get away with that.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Come on, Gran. I know you don't like acting your own age,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42but that doesn't mean you have to act Maisy's age instead.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46JUDITH SOBS

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just let her get the better of me.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Me, a little old lady!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I might as well just throw in the towel and give up.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I'm just too old and vulnerable.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh, don't play the "poor old grandma" card, Grandma.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Well, if you won't help me,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09you could always run the hundred miles to your decathlon competition!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13I can't do that, I'll be out of breath before I've even started!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Fine! What do I do?

0:12:18 > 0:12:19BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Grandma Judith is so very cunning!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Pranking looks like great fun.

0:12:27 > 0:12:35Coordinator, like you said, my poor legs hurt so very much.

0:12:35 > 0:12:41- Could you get me some Galactican syrup?- No, get it yourself!

0:12:41 > 0:12:46- I'm sorry, I'm just so old! - All right, then!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Why is it always me?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Oh.- There.

0:12:53 > 0:12:59Erm, I'd love some marshmallows with it, but my poor feet!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02OK, I'll get them.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05If your feet weren't so big, they probably wouldn't hurt.

0:13:07 > 0:13:14And that delicious thing the humans eat up, squirty cream?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I'm so old!- Fine!

0:13:17 > 0:13:21You know, being old isn't all that bad!

0:13:26 > 0:13:34Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Push me?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42This must be another prank!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I bet you Gran thinks if it says "push me",

0:13:44 > 0:13:48I'll do the opposite and not push it, so I'm going to push it instead.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I've no idea what you just said.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55See? Nothing happened.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56GURGLING

0:13:58 > 0:14:00SPLAT!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Where did that come from?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Ben, no!

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Oh, that's where that came from!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Grandma!- Oh, this is going straight online! It'll be a sensation!

0:14:16 > 0:14:19"The queen of pranks strikes again!" Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25CACKLING

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32ALL: Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Add a bat.- A tiny, wee gnat.

0:14:35 > 0:14:42- Some raven eggs. - Two frog's legs.- Six bugs.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45And some mugs!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47THEY CACKLE

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Mugs?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Whit? At least it rhymed.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Jack!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- HE PANTS - Still on it!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I can't handle this any more, Dani.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm so busy doing stuff for Zarina, I haven't even had time to eat!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Jack, I've been thinking, and this is hard for me to say,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- but I think you were right. - Right about what?

0:15:11 > 0:15:16Me and Nurse Thorne. I was jealous. I've been really horrible to Sophie.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Jack! One minute, 30 seconds left!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23What have I become? I've got to put this right.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Sophie.- Yes, Dani?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I just wanted to say I'm sorry about all the horrible things

0:15:30 > 0:15:31I said about you.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I was jealous. You and Zarina get on so well.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Yes, but you're her favourite, everyone knows that.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38And we all look up to you.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Really?

0:15:40 > 0:15:44How would you like to, you know, maybe hang out at mine after work?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46With you?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- That sounds great!- How's six o'clock? - Yep, see you at six!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55See? I'm not a diva. Now go away, little people.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56I need to be left alone.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Just kidding!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Right, we've got to get ready.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Sophie's coming round. I'm determined to make it up to her..

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- HE SNORES - Jack!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- JACK!- Agh!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16That was THE most exhausting day of my life.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Please don't make me go back there, Dani.- What's in the bag?- Er, nothing.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I know what you're thinking...

0:16:28 > 0:16:30but I did not take this food from the McHurties set.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34OK, I did take all this food from the McHurties set. Sorry.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Look, never mind that.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40- when Sophie comes round, I want you to, er, you know...- I really don't.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Well, just make me look really nice. - Don't think I could.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Well, it can't be THAT hard.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Then Sophie might put in a good word for me with Zarina,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52as they're such great mates, then she might give me a good story line.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Not that that's the reason why I'm doing this.- Yeah, sure.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Right, come on. I want to make a good impression,

0:16:58 > 0:17:00and what better way than a smoothie?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- You're making a smoothie? - No, YOU'RE making one.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- DOORBELL RINGS - She's here.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Everything's ready for the prank to end all pranks.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- We've got her now and the crown is mine.- Genius, Maisy!

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Hey, Dani. - Hi, Sophie. Come on through.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Good to see you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20You look great, by the way.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Thanks. Er, so do you.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Here you go - two delicious smoothies.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Dani's really, really nice.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32That's, er...good to know.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Ugh! What is in this?!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That's disgusting. What did you put in it?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- # Everybody in love... # - Jack?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I give up.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Ah, Maisy!

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Ben.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Ben!

0:17:50 > 0:17:51BEN!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Right. This is it.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57All you have to do is slyly get Grandma in to the living room.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01It'd be too obvious if I did it. Good work, soldier.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Aye-aye, Captain. Ow!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Look, Sophie, I know I've already apologised but...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11I want you to know how awful I feel about what happened.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12I was SUCH a diva.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I don't know what came over me. Now I see we've got a lot in common.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Thanks.- And you have my word -

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I will never to anything underhand to you, ever again.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25SHE SHRIEKS

0:18:25 > 0:18:26JACK: Dani, what have you done?!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I am so sorry, Sophie. I don't know what happened.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- You must think I was born yesterday. - What?!- You did this deliberately.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- No, of course not. - Zarina's right - you're just a diva,

0:18:40 > 0:18:42out to do anything to get the best story lines.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I didn't do anything.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- No. But- I- think I know who did. Maisy-Lazy.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55WHIRRING

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, no!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02LET ME OUT!

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Didn't I warn you? I'm still the queen of pranks.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Always have been, always will be.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11SHE CACKLES

0:19:14 > 0:19:19I've had enough, Ben. She's just too good. I can't compete.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Fair enough, Maisy. Let's call it a day. We'll let her win.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Is that all you've got?- What? I think you're right. She is too good.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32You're my wingman - you should give a rousing speech, not accept defeat.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Well...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Maisy, never give up.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Did Harry Potter give up when he tried to defeat you know who?

0:19:40 > 0:19:45I don't think so. I know you can do it. You're a genius, Maisy. The best.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49We need to fight on. Beat the queen of pranks at her own game.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51You can defeat her! You're the best prankster there is.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53That crown should be yours!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- How was that? - Ben...let's get pranking!

0:20:18 > 0:20:24- Sorry about accusing you, Dani.- It's OK. She forgives you. Who wouldn't?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Don't worry about it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Imagine Zarina's face if it was her trapped in that sofa!

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- She would've been so angry.- I know! She's not the best boss, is she?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34She's the worst boss there is!

0:20:34 > 0:20:39- Have you ever noticed how her feet smell like...- BOTH: Mouldy cheese!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Are you ready?- I was born ready.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45OK, here's the plan.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50You jump out of this little baby and splatter her ALL OVER!

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Let's go.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- You should've seen her face. - No!- Gran!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59I'm sorry about this whole pranking war. You were always the queen.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- I don't know why I challenged you. - Really?- Absolutely.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04So let's just say that you win

0:21:04 > 0:21:07and we'll never prank each other ever again.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Ah...what's in it for you?

0:21:09 > 0:21:15- Nothing. I just want this whole thing to be over.- Well, what's that?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16What's what?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh! I forgot.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Made a present for you, just to say I'm sorry.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Ha! Wow!

0:21:27 > 0:21:32- What a cake.- Maisy, Maisy, Maisy. Do you think I know nothing?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35The old cake-in-the-face trick? It was my first prank.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39So, what kind is it? Exploding, or... No, let me think.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Ben jumps out and splatters me in the face with it. So old school!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Mind you... Mm. Mm!

0:21:48 > 0:21:52I do like a bit of cream. Mm. Where is he?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55He must be in there somewhere. Mm!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58You'd have to get up early to catch me out.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Oh, you wanted me in the cake?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Ben!

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Ben, you're a genius!- Huh?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16You know, Grandma, you're right.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I want people to splatter you.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23But if I could make you splatter yourself?

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- I won! I'm the queen of pranks. - Ooh, that makes me the king!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Mm.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Morning!

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Oh, someone's in a good mood.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Of course I am. Sophie and I got on really well.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Ah!- I'm sure she'll put in a good word for me with Zarina.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Big story lines, here I come!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:48 > 0:22:51BANGING ON DOOR

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- You are in big trouble, missy. - What?! What have I done?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Horrible boss, am I? The worst person to work for ever?- What?!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- And you think I smell of mouldy cheese, do you?- No!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09I know you do. Sophie's told me the horrible things you said about me.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13- You don't understand! I was joking! - Oh! Very funny! Not.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17At least I have one professional brilliant actress - Sophie.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- I don't know why I give you such good story lines.- She said it, not me!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Ouch. Why did you say those things?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30You were there! You know I was joking.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And Sophie said it too.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I can't believe she told Zarina.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36She wants to be her favourite.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38She did deliberately steal my story line.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I can't believe she'd do that. - I need to prove it to Zarina.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44And I know just who can help. Come on!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46And you want me to help?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Well, you are the queen of pranks. - And I'm the king.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51So, please can you help me?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Help me what?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Help me, your highness, O queen of pranks.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Then I agree.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02BOTH: Thanks, Maisy... queen of pranks.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Dismissed.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Right, you know what we have to do, Ben?- No.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Time to call for back-up.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Hello, back-up?

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Hi, Sophie.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Is Zarina not happy with you? - Not particularly.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32She doesn't like being called a horrible boss

0:24:32 > 0:24:38- or told she smells of cheese. - Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Dani.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41So, have you got your walkie-talkie?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Got my walkie-talkie. Repeat, got my...!- Shh!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46You have to get Sophie to admit

0:24:46 > 0:24:49she tricked Dani into saying those things about Zarina.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53I will secretly record it on my phone, play it to Zarina

0:24:53 > 0:24:56and Bob's your uncle! Or Maisy's the queen of pranks.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Simple.- Doesn't sound simple. - Shh! Now, go.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Why did you tell Zarina I said those things?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- You know we were both joking. - I know, but...

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I have to get the best story lines, Dani,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- and making you look bad is the best way to get them.- But!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I'd do anything to get them,

0:25:16 > 0:25:20even become best mates with the annoying Zarina.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Aha!

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Caught red-handed.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24What?!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26ENGAGED TONE BLEEPS

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Won't work!

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Was that your attempt to catch me out? You failed again, Dani!

0:25:31 > 0:25:32I don't think she did.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35What are you talking about, Grandma?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Zee!

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Dani's being mean to me...

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Oh, stop it, Sophie. I heard everything you said,

0:25:43 > 0:25:46thanks to this lady.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Mm-mm-hmm-hm!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50SHE GASPS

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Uh-oh...

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Not so smug now, are we?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57You are in big trouble, missy!

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I can't thank you enough for doing that, Judith.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04No problem.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Well, I quit. I've never worked so hard in my life.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Sophie isn't half as nice as on TV.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14- Look, it's working!- '..become best mates with the annoying Zarina.'

0:26:14 > 0:26:16A bit late, don't you think, Maisy?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You might have to give me that crown back.- She's got a point.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21OK, OK.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22You win this time.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24But the war isn't over yet.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, I'll never give up pranking, Maisy.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28But you do put up a good fight.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Maybe one day, you'll be the queen of pranks.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Right, Grandma, can you drive me to the competition now?

0:26:35 > 0:26:39And no pranks on the way. SHE CHUCKLES

0:26:39 > 0:26:41What? What have you done?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Nothing!

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- You always do something.- No, I don't!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- I know you've done something. - I haven't!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Well? Come on, then, Gran, I'm waiting!

0:26:51 > 0:26:52OK.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57THEY LAUGH

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Great.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, what a fantastic episode!

0:27:10 > 0:27:14I told you Dani's House is better than Songs Of Intergalactic Praise.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Hang on! We were wrong about old people!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Being old doesn't mean you can't do anything.- Yes, it does.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Well, Grandma Judith isn't lazy...

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Hang on! You pranked me, didn't you?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32No, of course not.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Right, that's it!- What are you doing?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Time for me to get my revenge... - What? No!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Noooooo!

0:27:42 > 0:27:46I'll let him back in soon. If he's lucky! Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:49 > 0:27:54# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Let's lift these chains

0:27:56 > 0:28:01# Let's rock this wave right out to sea

0:28:01 > 0:28:08# I will be breaking free. #