Doggy Day Afternoon

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04Oh, I can't wait to meet our new pet.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07What is it? A dog, a cat? A slipper?

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Oh, I knew I should've never let you choose.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Now listen, before you start throwing things at me,

0:00:13 > 0:00:16let me tell you what I learned at the pet shop.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Did you know that pets actually need to be fed?- What?

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- They don't prepare their own meals? - Not even cereal.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24And they have to be cared for, their cages cleaned

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and in some cases, taken for a walk.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30That's when the pet shop owner showed me this slipper.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- It doesn't need any of those things. - It is kind of cute.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34The cutest one in the shop.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Oh, his fur is very soft.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46OK, we can keep him. Has he got a name?

0:00:46 > 0:00:47I was thinking about Deraxy Leroid.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Everyone calls their pet that. How about Spot?

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Spot it is!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Let's just hope Spot isn't scared of humans,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- because it's time for Dani's House. - Oh!

0:01:01 > 0:01:06- Hey, guys, my name is Dani and this is...- Her best friend, Jack.- Thanks.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- My name is Dai and this... - Is her brother, Max.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09And his best friend, Ben.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- As I was saying, my name is Dani and this...- Is her friend Ruby.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- And I'm her sister, Maisy.- And I'm Danny and this is the brilliant...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19THEY ARGUE

0:01:19 > 0:01:22WHISTLE BLOWS

0:01:28 > 0:01:32'Stat!' Here comes the good bit. Watch out, it gets pretty hairy.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37'We can't do anymore, the rest is up to nature.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42'I just hope we've done enough to save his toenail.'

0:01:44 > 0:01:46It was awful, wasn't it?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Not awful, it's hard to get worked up about a toenail.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Tell me about it!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Last week I was battling a wart

0:01:52 > 0:01:55and the week before I had to get emotional over a foot pustule.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- My storylines suck. - Can't you just talk to the writers?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I've tried, but it hasn't worked.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02They said if I have anything better, they'll use it.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Well, then that's what we'll do. - What, like a brainstorm?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Exactly like a brainstorm, and I have just the thing to help.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Thinking cap.- I bought them off a guy on the street.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19He said they give you special powers. I'm thinking of selling them.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Yeah, I definitely feel smarter.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28'Britain's got weird talent is next.'

0:02:28 > 0:02:30HE BURPS A TUNE

0:02:34 > 0:02:37What do you think? Do I have a shot at Britain's Got Weird Talent?

0:02:37 > 0:02:41I don't know, burping is easy. My baby cousin does it all the time.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Like you got a better weird talent. - As a matter of fact, I do.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I am the school champion of armpit farting.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I can't believe we can't come up with one decent idea.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03And these clearly don't work. Must be a faulty batch.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05DOORBELL

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Saved by the bell.- Whoever it is, I hope they bring us a change of luck.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12SHE SCREAMS

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Help! I'm being attacked by a wild animal!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, for goodness sake, Dani, pull yourself together.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Truffle, what has mummy said about licking strange objects?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25What a nice surprise. I was just working on some storylines.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29I'm glad you're in. My dog sitter has developed an allergy to dogs,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31so I need you to look after Truffle.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32I don't know anything about dogs.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37Which is why brought the instruction manual, bath time manual

0:03:37 > 0:03:41and feeding manual. And storybook.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Everything you need is in these.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Shan't be long, couple of hours, probably more. Bye.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I thought some tunes might help our brainstorming.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I think it'll take a bit more than Justin Bieber to help us now.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59That was Zarina.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Apparently, her dog sitter has developed an allergy to dogs.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- So I've got to look after Truffle here.- Oh, he's so sweet!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06I'm sure he'll be no trouble at all.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09After this, Zarina is going to owe me big time.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11If we come up with a cracking storyline,

0:04:11 > 0:04:12she'll have no choice but to let me do it.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14DOG BARKS A TUNE

0:04:17 > 0:04:19The dog has got taste.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21SHE BARKS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30DOG BARKS A TUNE

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Megaboyd has to admit, that was epic.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Told you, I'm a shoo-in for Britain's Got Weird Talent.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I don't know, the dudes who really stand out in the show can do

0:04:45 > 0:04:49loads of weird things. They are like multi-weird talented.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Then we'll have to find ourselves some more weird talents.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57We'll start with these.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Let's see how many we can eat in one minute.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06If it's more than ten, then that's a talent.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12That was brilliant!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You two were so in sync, like Jedward,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16if they had fur and weren't related.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18These two are way better than Jedward,

0:05:18 > 0:05:20and I'm pretty sure everyone else will agree.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I uploaded their performance to my blog.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Are you sure that's a good idea?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Truffle is a dog, not a performing monkey.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Don't worry about it, Rubes,

0:05:27 > 0:05:31the only people that read Jack's blog are Jack and his nan.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- PHONE RINGS - Oh, that's probably her now.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Actually it's not my nan, it's my mum.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40And my old French teacher. What's going on?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44That clip you uploaded, I'm getting texts about it.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50I don't believe it, my blog has had more than 1,000 hits already.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- 1,000 people have seen me singing? - You and Truffle singing.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55If I had known having a pooch as a partner would have got me

0:05:55 > 0:05:59this much attention, I would have gone down to the pet shop ages ago.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Welcome back to the Dani And Her Dog show.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08On the sofa later, we've got Ron, who swallowed his own foot,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11and a lady who married a llama.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Looks like were in for an exciting show, isn't that right, Dog?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Woof, woof!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well, that's a big paws up from the dog,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21but now the weather from yesterday.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24And...we're clear.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27You totally just stole my line.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28You're a dog, you don't have lines.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31That's not what it says in my contract.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32I am so going to call my agent.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34And we're back in five...

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Steal my line again and you're dog meat.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44We are up to 5,000 hits

0:06:44 > 0:06:46and you and Truffle are trending on the blogosphere.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I think it's safe to say,

0:06:48 > 0:06:52you two have become officially the internet's latest sensation.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I take it that's a good thing. - Of course it is.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56We don't need to brainstorm now,

0:06:56 > 0:07:00cos you two are properly super-duper, get free clothes famous.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02What about Truffle?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05You know, my uncle had a dog that got famous in a toilet roll ad.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Not the one where the dog gets all tied up and falls in to the loo?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Uh-huh.- I love that ad. - Yeah, you and everyone else,

0:07:11 > 0:07:15but my uncle's dog got replaced and his fame ended.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18That poor little pooch growled whenever he saw a toilet roll.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21That won't happen to Truffle. Believe me, he'll be thanking us

0:07:21 > 0:07:22when all the doggie biscuits

0:07:22 > 0:07:24and diamante dog collars come flooding in.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26What do you think, Dani?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27I'm pleased I'm properly famous,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30but being one half of a doggy duo wasn't exactly the master plan.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34But it might mean my storyline has improved when Zarina...

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Oh, yeah, Zarina.- It's fine.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Maybe she hasn't even seen the video.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- KNOCKING - Dani!

0:07:42 > 0:07:47- I've seen the video! Let me in now!- Maybe she has.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49She is going to kill me.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52KNOCKING

0:08:00 > 0:08:04You clever, clever little person, you!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Oh, my little Truffle Wuffle!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I missed you, but I see you've been a busy boy whilst mummy has been

0:08:13 > 0:08:15having her moustache waxed.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Does this mean you are not mad about the video?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Mad about video? This is the best thing that could've happened!- Is it?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23All this hoo-ha on the Internet about you and Truffle

0:08:23 > 0:08:26has put McHurties in the spotlight.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Everybody wants to see more of Nurse Woodmagnet

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- and that cute little doggie singing. - They do?- Absolument.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I've had journalists and agents calling me nonstop. Anyway,

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I've organised a schedule.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Interviews in the day, photo shoots in the evening.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Truffle looks best by moonlight.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Zarina, wait, this is all a lot for me to take in.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- I mean, can't I think about it first?- All right, what do you want?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Money, clothes, a lifetime supply of fake tan?

0:08:51 > 0:08:55No, it's just, well, recently my storylines on McHurties

0:08:55 > 0:08:59have been a little...weak.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04You want better storylines. OK.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Cooperate with me on this and I'll make sure Nurse Woodmagnet's

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- role in the show is beefed up. - Really?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13In the meantime, chop-chop, we have lots to prepare for.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Thanks, Zarina. I won't let you down.- You better not.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I have big plans for you and Truffle.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21By the time I finish, you'll be more famous than fish and chips.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22I didn't realise they sang, too.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Of course they don't sing, they're food.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I can see I'm going to have to let Truffle do the talking.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, at least we don't do anymore brainstorming.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I hope you know what you're doing,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36cos you're dragging Truffle along, whether he likes it or not.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE WHIMPERS

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You do know that only one of us can make the cut

0:09:41 > 0:09:45and, let's face it, Megaboyd has got this weird talent sewn up.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Oh, really?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I guess that's one weird time you haven't got sewn up then.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Oh, it's like that, is it? Well, Megaboyd says bring it on.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Let the battle of weird talents commence.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Blink!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ah!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12SHE LAUGHS

0:10:30 > 0:10:33HORN BLOWS

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Tell the Prime Minister,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42if he wants Dani and Truffle to perform at Downing Street,

0:10:42 > 0:10:43then the cat has to go.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45The hamsters are fine.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Can you make sure you do the hair? It has a tendency to clump.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Not Truffle's, Dani's.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Computer boy, what are our numbers at now?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Oh, just past one mil. And I prefer virtual organiser.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Zarina has agreed to let me process their online traffic.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I came up with the title myself. It's pretty catchy, right?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- I just can't believe how far this has all gone.- Yeah, I know, right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Dani and Truffle are the hottest things out there.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Their clothing line sold out.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- They have a clothing line? - It's cute, eh?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I can't wait for their homeware range.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20They're bringing out Dani and Truffle shaped coffee mugs.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23A big, brown, fluffy one will be fine. Thank you. Ciao.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Hi. You're really OK about Truffle being a part of all this?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Aren't you worried he might get scared?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31You know, fans can get pretty out-of-control.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I heard that R-Patz almost lost an eye once

0:11:33 > 0:11:35because someone threw a tooth at him.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Who are you anyway and why are you asking me so many questions?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- I'm Ruby, Dani's personal trainer. - Oh, personal trainer, eh?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I suppose Truffle could use one.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- They say the camera puts ten pounds on.- But...

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Why don't you design an exercise plan for him,

0:11:49 > 0:11:51and get me a latte while you're at it.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Hello?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Try something else.- Fetch, Spot.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Nothing. I think we should get a different pet,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05one that actually does something!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Shh, he'll hear you! - It's not like he's going to bite me.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Face it, Spot is boring. - Just give him one more chance.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Fetch obviously isn't his game. Maybe we could...teach him a trick.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Ready, Spot? Rollover.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Jump up and down.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Give me a paw.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Wiggle something. Anything!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35As the latest overnight sensation,

0:12:35 > 0:12:38has becoming uber-famous changed you?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Not at all, I'm still the same down-to-earth,

0:12:40 > 0:12:44talented yet modest, singer-actress I've always been.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And what about Truffle? Has fame changed you?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- HE WHIMPERS - Set Truffle free!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Set Truffle free!- Oh.- Sorry.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Excuse me just one moment, our fans can get a bit over excited.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- One minute.- Set Truffle free. - What are you doing?- Saving Truffle.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Remember my uncle's dog, the one from the add? This is him now.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What happened? - He got depressed and turned to food.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10He ate so much his stomach outgrew his legs.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13In the end, we had to strap him to a skateboard to move him.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15He's not the only one.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Bernie Brush, Basil's uncle, was doing really well

0:13:17 > 0:13:19until his perky little nephew came along.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Now he spends his days busking just to make ends meat.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Oh, that's terrible. - And Jimmy! The 102nd domination.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Hundreds of them - once famous, now just old and forgotten.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Do you want that to happen to Truffle?- Of course not.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Then you need to put a stop to this. - It's not that simple.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Zarina can be really stubborn.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40She once fired an assistance for suggesting that she switch

0:13:40 > 0:13:42to decaf coffee.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Dani, I know you and I know you'll do the right thing.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Latest goss.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Orders for the McHurties DVD

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- have gone through the roof. Fabulous much?- Much fabulous.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I had no idea that my dog sitter contracting a rare allergy to dogs

0:13:53 > 0:13:55could be this marvellous.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Dani, I now see that asking you, my very last choice,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02to look after Truffle was the best idea I've ever had.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- That's really nice, Zarina. - It's my boss.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09They're thinking of a spin-off for you and Truffle. Doggy Doctors!

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Forget better storylines, Dani, you've got your own show!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Computer boy, any experience in showbiz?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Me? Experience in showbiz?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21They don't call me... Hollywood Jack for nothing.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Good, because Truffle needs an agent and I want you to do it.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Let's say, five percent cut and one week's holiday?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Make that three percent, a weekend away break

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- and you've got yourself a deal.- Deal.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43You fancy taking a timeout from the weird stuff to do

0:14:43 > 0:14:45something just plain funny?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48I could use a break. Totally weirded out.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Do you see that picture of Dani on the wall?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31You know what would be really funny?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33You going in there and hanging the banner back up.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55So, doggie water, doggie drops...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Oh, and a nice big bone.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Fabulous.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- I guess exploiting innocent animals is hungry work, eh?- No, not really.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm just so busy I figured I'd eat all three meals now,

0:16:10 > 0:16:11get them over with.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14So, you're really OK about all the celebrity Truffle stuff?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17OK with it? I'm surfing this fame wave all the way, baby.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I just signed up Truffle as a werewolf in the new Twilight film.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23My cut is going to keep me in doughnuts for years.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Animal celebs, that's the way to get rich.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34BARKING

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Thank you, Marjorie, send him in.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Hey, I know you!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Yeah, you're the dog from the chat show, right?- I am, indeed.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44And I am in need of representation.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Well, I am looking to take on new clients. The only problem is

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I have enough dogs in my books.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52No problem, I'm very versatile.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55All right, I've got a job. But it's for an elephant.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59I can do an elephant. Watch this!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03SHE TRUMPETS

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Uh-Uh, sorry, I'm not really getting that elephant vibe.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- BARKING - Your two o'clock is here.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Thank you, Susie.- Let me try again. I can do an elephant.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17I was Dumbo and Panto twice!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Sorry, buddy, I've got to see an ant about a doodle ad.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21SQUASH

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Oh! Please don't say that was my two o'clock.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Does that mean I get more time? - Get out!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Antie?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Out!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- If you could see how lonely they become.- Oh!- Jack, I need your help,

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Truffle's treadmill is broken.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Truffle has a treadmill? What next, a private jet?- Not likely.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Have you seen the waitlist for those things? It's ginormous.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Look, Ruby, I know you mean well and I'm sorry I can't help you out,

0:17:53 > 0:17:54but this has got to stop.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Dani's right. All this chat about sad, loony animals

0:17:56 > 0:17:58is putting my client on a downer.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00He's barely touched the caviar chews.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I just can't believe how little you two care.- We care.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It's just, I'm getting my own show. It's what I've always wanted.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08He'll be well looked after.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10He won't end up like your uncle's dog, I promise.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12For starters, I'm not letting him retire

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- until I can afford my own doughnut factory.- Doughnut factory?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Megaboyd thought he was never going to escape. That was epic!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22THEY ARGUE

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Maisy, how many times do I have to tell you?- I'm only stroking him.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31You and pets shouldn't mix. Remember what happened

0:18:31 > 0:18:34to the last thing you stroked? It's buried in the garden.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- I was young and no one told me a goldfish shouldn't be handled.- Shoo.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Go.- What's so funny?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Dude, you just got so Darth Vadered by your sister.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48"Get away from the dog, leave living things alone. Stop killing pets."

0:18:48 > 0:18:50She's not the boss of me.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- If I wanted that dog, then I'd have him.- Prove it.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56That's Truffle, the singing dog. We get him in our act,

0:18:56 > 0:18:58we're dead sure for Britain's Got Weird Talent.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Then consider that dog ours.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Pets belong in a cage, not on stage! Set Truffle free!

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- Dani, why is your personal trainer shouting at me?- We'll sort it.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Pets belong...- Just can't get good staff these days.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah, sorry, she can get a bit passionate.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- But don't you think she might have a point?- Whatever do you mean?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Well, what happens when all the fame's gone?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24And all the fans have moved on and Truffle is just left

0:19:24 > 0:19:26with memories and stale caviar chews.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28That will never happen.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Caviar chews don't go stale. - No, you're missing my point.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I'm worried about Truffle. - And you don't think I am?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'd never let anything bad happen to my Truffle Wuffle.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I am so outraged I am beginning to rethink the spinoff show.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42No, no, don't do that! It's the hairspray,

0:19:42 > 0:19:44it's making me say crazy things. Just ignore me.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- That I can do.- Dani.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Have you seen Truffle?- No, why?

0:19:49 > 0:19:53It seems he may have...disappeared.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Truffle disappeared? - Of course he hasn't.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's just Ruby trying to make a point.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00No, she was with me. She's out looking for him now.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Oh, then it seems Truffle may have disappeared.- Great!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06My only client has disappeared. I'm finished!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09ALL: Truffle!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13THEY SHOUT

0:20:20 > 0:20:26- One dog successfully kidnapped. - Many congrats. One problem, though.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29No animals? Guess we better return him then.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Whoa, hold on there. Let's think about this.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35In our possession, a very talented, very famous dog.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37People are going to want him back.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40People who can afford to pay to get him back.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You want to get a ransom for him?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It doesn't seem fair to let your bravery go unrewarded.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49You make a good point. Right, so, what do we want?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Mmm... A lifetime supply of chocolate.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54What about a pony? I've always wanted one of those.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56News time.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Shockwaves around the showbiz world as news hits us that Truffle,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02the singing dog, has been kidnapped.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Dani, his singing partner, has made an emotional statement.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Please let Truffle go, he is just your average pet,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11apart from being super famous and rich.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13And if you do return him,

0:21:13 > 0:21:18we promise a signed photo and a CD of our greatest hit.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Thank you.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Police are on the case

0:21:22 > 0:21:25and have warned the kidnappers the punishment will be severe.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Criminal courts in a kidnap attempt on the Queen's corgis

0:21:28 > 0:21:32was sentenced to one year clearing up zoo poo.

0:21:32 > 0:21:37Dude, we cannot get caught. Megaboyd doesn't do poo.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39And you think I do? Great, so what we do now?

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Stick with the plan. And add more stuff.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Our situation just got way worse, so let's make it worth it.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48ALL: Truffle!

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Guys, I found one that looks suspicious.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54They even cut out letters from a newspaper to remain anonymous.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Maybe it's the kidnapper, what does it say?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Set Truffle free, pets belong in a cage not on sta...

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, sorry, that one is from me.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09Oh, Truffle, mummy is so sorry!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12This is all your fault, Dani! If you hadn't sung that duo

0:22:12 > 0:22:13with him, Truffle wouldn't be famous.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16You said it was the best thing ever!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19If anyone is to blame, it's...Jack! For putting it on the Internet.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Ruby is to blame. She kept going on about freeing Truffle, didn't she?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25THEY ARGUE

0:22:25 > 0:22:28DOORBELL

0:22:28 > 0:22:30ALL: Truffle!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39If you want Truffle back, leave a bag filled

0:22:39 > 0:22:41with the following items back here in one hour.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42The kidnappers. Kiss kiss.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Right, chop-chop, people, you heard the kidnappers. One hour!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- They've taken the bait. - It's out of our hands now.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Megaboyd just hopes they find an eye of newt in the next hour.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Sorry, it sounded good at the time. So what do we do now?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01We do what any decent dognappers do, we power nap.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04We're going to need the energy to go through all that chocolate.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Good thinking.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10All right, that's it,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12we bought out every chocolate stand in a mile radius.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I almost had fisticuffs with a granny over a Daily Moo bar.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Luckily, I outran her mobile buggy.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's not a lifetime supply, but it'll keep them for a while.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Five minutes, people. What is left from the list?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Right. Chocolate, check. Pony?- Oh!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- This is all I could find. - OK. Eye of newt?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31That's going to be a toughie.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Works wonders on my eye bags. Next.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37There's only one left - MP3 player.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I haven't got one, have any of you?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Um...- Um...

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Rock paper scissors?- Come on.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Come on!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Give it up!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Really?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Hold on, what about the MP3 player?

0:24:10 > 0:24:11THEY ARGUE

0:24:11 > 0:24:12DOORBELL

0:24:12 > 0:24:15ALL: Truffle!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- ALL: Truffle!- Truffle, I love you!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27That's it, everything is cancelled.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Truffle has officially retired from show business.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- What about the spinoff show? - Not going to happen.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Don't worry, Dani, thanks to you and Truffle,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38McHurties is more popular than ever.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- And your role is about to get a lot busier.- Yes!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Well, I can't say I'm not pleased, but sorry how things turned out.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45No, I'm sorry.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48You were the only person looking after Truffle's interests

0:24:48 > 0:24:50and I didn't listen and Truffle suffered.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Never again.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55From now on, the only screen you're going to be working in sun screen,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57because were off on our hol's.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'd say it has been a pleasure, but I'd be lying.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Ciao.- Bye.- Come on, Truffle.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Well, looks like everything worked out for the best.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I wouldn't say that. I lost my only client.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Who wants an agent with no clients?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Look on the bright side, you still have us.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Ah, it looks like Truffle left us a little present.- Oh.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26BOTH: Oh!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- It's OK, it's only chocolate. - Chocolate? But...?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Caught red-handed! - More like chocolate handed!

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I can't believe you two are the kidnappers!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well, yes, actually I can.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- He put me up to it.- Dude, uncool!

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I don't care who put you up to it, the fact is you been caught.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55And you two are going to have to pay.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59Oh, and I think I know how.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Can we swap now?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04You guys want to develop a weird talent,

0:26:04 > 0:26:06we're just helping you fulfil your dream.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's good Truffle's gym equipment isn't going to waste.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12More bandages! Gauze! Stat!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15It's cool they've made Nurse Woodmagnet head of the department.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16The doctors can take it from here.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Good work, everyone,

0:26:18 > 0:26:24the Dandruff Department is once again under control.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26They said Nurse Woodmagnet would get busier

0:26:26 > 0:26:28and head of the department is more work.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31I can see how picking dandruff off a patient could be taxing.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34SHE SNEEZES

0:26:39 > 0:26:41THEY LAUGH

0:26:51 > 0:26:55- So? Did you get a new pet? - I did and you won't be disappointed.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58I got us a Zooba fish!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00A fish! That's as lame as a slipper.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Not this one. Take a look.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, but first you're going to need these.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Don't be ridiculous, it's a fish.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12GROANS AND CRASHES

0:27:14 > 0:27:17He's a feisty one all right!

0:27:17 > 0:27:21- I think I might use that actually. - Yeah?- Yes. Oh, no! No!

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Ah, they're bonding. I'll leave them to it.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30HE YELLS

0:27:30 > 0:27:36# Sometimes I feel Like breaking free

0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Let's lift these chains

0:27:38 > 0:27:43# Let's rock this wave Right out to sea

0:27:43 > 0:27:48# I will be

0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Breaking free. #

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