0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:42RAUCOUS CHATTER
0:00:42 > 0:00:44BELL RINGS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Settle down, children!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Bertie?- Here!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Walter?- Here!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Rubidium?- Here!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Dennis?- Here!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Jemima?- Here.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Peter?- Here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Take as long as you like, Paul, I'm still going to beat you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Oh! You know what, Bertie?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I've had just about all I can take of Mrs Creecher's lax standards!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12If we had a competent teacher,
0:01:12 > 0:01:16this riffraff would have a one-way ticket to the headmaster's office!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- HE GASPS - A ticket to doom!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Ah, I suppose I'll have to take matters into my own hands.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Mrs Creecher?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28I have reason to believe several of your students are breaking rules.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Rubi is using unauthorised hardware,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34JJ and Pieface are involved in what I can only describe as games...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- DENNIS PUFFS - Ow!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39..whilst Dennis has a concealed canine!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Walter, I hope you're aware you've just broken school rule number 408 -
0:01:44 > 0:01:47interrupting the register?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Catherine?- Yah!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Henry?- Here!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Mistress Creecher, Dennis is causing much mischief in yon schoolyard.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Odds bodkins! You made me breaketh my quill!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04New school rule - no interrupting the register.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06See me after class for detention!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11My father, the Mayor, will hear about this - in detail!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Stop with the mind games, Paul.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Where's Mrs Creecher?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Yeah. She's never late.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26What if something's happened to her?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm more worried about THAT.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- SMUGLY:- Hm-hm-hm!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36GNASHER SIGHS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Huh?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41POUNDING FOOTSTEPS
0:02:43 > 0:02:45OMINOUS WHIRRING
0:02:45 > 0:02:48THEY ALL GASP
0:02:48 > 0:02:52I am Edubot 4000, designed by Wilbur Corp.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Wilbur Corp? That's Walter's dad's company!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58No wonder he was looking so smug!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Smug! Smug!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I have also been programmed to identify
0:03:02 > 0:03:05all known variances of misbehaviour
0:03:05 > 0:03:10and am fitted with sensors able to detect whispering and chewing.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- But I was only... - Questioning authority!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Please proceed to the headmaster's office!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- But...but... - Disruptive pupil protocol!- Whoa!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oi! ALARM SOUNDS
0:03:23 > 0:03:25WALTER SNIGGERS
0:03:28 > 0:03:31My brother said the headmaster has a scorpion in a tank
0:03:31 > 0:03:33that he uses for punishments.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I never want to go back there!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Well, you'd better get used to it. Edubot is ultra-advanced.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45The second you put one tiny toe out of line,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48it'll be on you like that mingy mutt on a sausage!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50GNASHER MUTTERS
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Pah! That metalhead's no match for me!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54We'll see, Dennis.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56We'll see.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03As you can see, the square root of the int...
0:04:09 > 0:04:10WALTER CHUCKLES
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Threat detected!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Threat detected!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Seriously, my brother says the headmaster has special
0:04:33 > 0:04:36mind-control devices for making you behave.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Your brother says a lot.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I don't want to talk about it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44So how's that metalhead shaping up?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- WALTER LAUGHS - That metalhead can...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- We can handle Edubot.- Oh, really?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Because if you think things are bad now, just wait until next lesson.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56There's a special surprise for you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Five minutes remaining to complete your extremely difficult test.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Failure will result in detention for a month.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Huh?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10DENNIS WHISPERS: Pieface, wake up!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13PIEFACE SNORES
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Unauthorised sleeping in class! Detention!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Allotted test period has elapsed.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Pass me your test papers.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's the only passing Dennis will be doing today. Ha-ha!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Fail! Month's detention!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36But I've got training after school! I can't miss that for a month!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Fail! Month's detention!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41No! I've got rehearsals for the school play!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43HE SOBS
0:05:44 > 0:05:47100% correct!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50What can I say? I'm a born genius!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Unauthorised use of the test answer sheet!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00GNASHER CHUCKLES
0:06:00 > 0:06:03But it's not unauthorised!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I...I got them from my father's factory, officially!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08"My father" does not compute.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Proceed to the headmaster's office!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Look, you metal imbecile, you were made by my father's scientists!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18You can't order me around!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Disruptive pupil protocol!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23My father will hear about this!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Oh, Paul, you chose rock, you win again!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Walter's face!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Wish I'd had a camera.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- ROBOTICALLY:- Unauthorised camera.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Please proceed to the headmaster's office.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41THEY LAUGH
0:06:41 > 0:06:45This isn't funny. That robot is undefeatable!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It must have a weakness.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Couldn't you give it some sort of virus, Rubi?- Hm.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52If I could get my hands on Edubot's blueprints,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55then maybe I could figure out some sort of virus to stop it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Hm. If Walter could get the test answers,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00then what if he could get...?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02No! No, can't do it!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- What?- Work with the enemy.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07There has to be another way!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- EDUBOT, ECHOING:- Fail! Month's detention!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Fail! Month's detention!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Enemy it is.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21And then I'll make those scientists reprogram that heap of junk!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Walter?- Oh, if you think your mockery will affect me...
0:07:25 > 0:07:29No mockery, I promise. I...need your help.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31H-Help?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35This isn't for me, this is for Bash Street School itself!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Mm-hm!- Do you want to risk another trip to the headmaster's office?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43WALTER SHIVERS We both know what it's like there!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Do you really want to go back?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49No! Please don't send me back there!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50WALTER SOBS
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Ha-ha! Yes!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55HOOTING AND BARKING
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Hello?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- Have you got it?- Argh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Nice!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03No-one can ever know!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I don't know, why was the teacher cross-eyed?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Because she couldn't control her pupils!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Beta AI development? Dual octo-core processors?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23This robot is unbelievable!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- But can you stop it?- Yep.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Although it seems a shame to mess with something
0:08:27 > 0:08:29so technically brilliant.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- ALL: Rubi! - All right, all right!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I can work up a virus to interfere with its processing.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- ALL: Yes! - Just need to locate the access port.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Ah.- What?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It's right there!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Her robo-bot!- Eurgh!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Don't look, Paul. - Just give me that virus!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Right, everyone clear on the plan? - Roger that.- Affirmative, over.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Which plan?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Just run towards the robot!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh. Right. I can do that!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05PIEFACE SHRIEKS
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Unauthorised running in the corridor!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Unauthorised bubble-blowing!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Unauthorised ball play!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Unauthorised canine!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- INCREASINGLY HIGH-PITCHED: - Disruptive pupil protocol!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Disruptive pupil protocol! Disruptive pupil protocol!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Dennis!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Disruptive...
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- SLOW-MOTION:- ..pupil protocol!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Yes! I always hit my mark!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Laughter is authorised! Please laugh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49THEY LAUGH
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Canines authorised!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Proceed with your bubbles immediately!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02BELL RINGS
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I spy with my little eye something beginning with P.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Do you reckon Creecher's coming back?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10What if she got another job?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18She's coming back. She has to!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19BANG ON DOOR
0:10:27 > 0:10:29CHILDREN CHEER
0:10:29 > 0:10:36School rule 281 - no cheering in class!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Detention for everyone!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40THEY CHEER