Prank Wars

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:27 > 0:00:34# Dennis, Gnasher Dennis, Gnasher...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# ..Unleashed! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:44ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:50 > 0:00:52MUSIC CUTS OUT

0:00:52 > 0:00:54I am sorry to inform you that you are breaking regulation noise

0:00:54 > 0:00:58levels by 1 millionth of a decibel, so...

0:00:58 > 0:00:59By order of the mayor - my father -

0:00:59 > 0:01:03I hereby stop you making that abominable racket.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04HE LAUGHS

0:01:04 > 0:01:07GNASHER GROWLS

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Walter can't really do that, can he?

0:01:10 > 0:01:11No way.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Heh-heh, is that all you've got?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Smell something, Gnasher?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20GNASHER SLURPS

0:01:22 > 0:01:24WALTER YELLS

0:01:26 > 0:01:29That's what I call going out with a banger!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32HE LAUGHS Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34That sausage lasso prank...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37..was impressive!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Pfft! Call me the Sausage Lasso King.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41We need to work on that name.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47No way, Ralph!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48You're the...

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Prank Master General?!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52The Who-Master what now?

0:01:52 > 0:01:56He's only the top prankster in the whole country! This guy is my hero.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Ha-ha! Trick sticky business card.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Genius.- I've been watching you, Dennis,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06and the time's come for me to show you something.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- Something very... - Noisy? Hairy? Squishy?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Smelly? Purple? Made of jam?!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hmm...

0:02:22 > 0:02:24FARTING

0:02:27 > 0:02:29DENNIS GASPS Wow!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31The Prankypedia!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35It holds the secret to the greatest pranks in history.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Blamtastic!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Wait. I know why I'm here.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43You have protected the book for many years against many foes,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46but now you must pass it down to a worthy successor before you

0:02:46 > 0:02:48get too old.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Sure. Let's go with that.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51In ages past,

0:02:51 > 0:02:56pranksters fought to win the Prankypedia in a prank battle.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58But no more!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Hmm. Interesting.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ugh, go away, Walter. You're crashing my big moment.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ralph's about to give me the Prankypedia.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Not so fast, young prankawan.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10First, you must be trained to become a prank master.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- It takes hard work, focus... - Yeah, yeah. Focus, right.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Trust me, oh pranky one, I'm already awesome.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ahem! I would like to challenge Dennis for the book,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22for I too am really into pranks.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You?! A prankster?! Ha-ha! GNASHER GROWLS

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hush, furry companion.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Once a challenge has been made, it cannot be withdrawn.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33There must be a prank battle.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Three rounds. Last prankster standing wins the book.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ha! May the best joke-maker win.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42You have NO chance!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Er... Maybe I'll take you up on a bit of that prank training.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Just to be on the safe side.

0:03:49 > 0:03:55To train, we must travel to a place unchanged for many centuries.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Olive's Grease Trap?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01The school hall?!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06The prank force is strong with you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Your father has it, your grandmother has it...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Can we just get to the bit where I learn some tasty pranks?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Ah, hasty, you are.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15What's with the talking backwards?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Wise mentor thing, it is.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Here - the weapon of a prank master.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21HE GASPS

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Blam! A tin of trick polish!

0:04:24 > 0:04:29Er, just a tin of polish. Pine fresh. It's a non-brand one.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Come!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Huh?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, Prank Master, how will polishing the whole floor help me

0:04:37 > 0:04:38win the Prankypedia?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40To become the cat,

0:04:40 > 0:04:46- first you must learn to be the scratching post.- ..is not an answer!

0:04:46 > 0:04:47DENNIS SIGHS

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Fine.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51GNASHER SQUEAKS ON FLOOR

0:04:51 > 0:04:52DENNIS GROANS

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Now can we get on with some actual pranks?

0:04:55 > 0:05:01Next chore... I-I mean...exercise - be at one with the gum.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02What?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Oh! No, I can't.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09My hand won't let me do anything this puerile and silly.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13If you hate pranks, why do you want to win that book, anyway?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14So Dennis can't have it!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, imagine his face if I got the Prankypedia

0:05:17 > 0:05:20and destroyed it before he could learn any of the tricks!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Now, surely if a clop like Dennis can play pranks, then I can...

0:05:25 > 0:05:27HE YELLS

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Ooh! Argh!

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Whoa!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh!

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Oh, dear, Bertie. In a spot of excruciating pain, are we?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Wait... I did it! I pulled a prank!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- And I think I feel... - BERTIE WHIMPERS

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- ..enjoyment! - HE LAUGHS GLEEFULLY

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Technically, this is more cruel than funny.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE LAUGHS

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Ha!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I did it again!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Look out, world!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57There's a new prankster in town.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Uh... Walter?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05DENNIS GROANS

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Bath Street's cool kids chew a LOT of gum.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10GNASHER SLURPS

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- You know, Gnasher, I'm starting to wonder...- Next, leaf-blowing.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20What?! I'm here to learn pranks, and you've just got us cleaning.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21HE GROWLS

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Trust me, you must. - Done with this, I am!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Prankypedia on my own, I can win.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Around, see you.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33HE TUTS

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Who needs some loopy old janitor's help anyway?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- You might.- Walter's been pulling pranks all over town.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Or what he calls pranks.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47The postie got a special delivery.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49HE YELLS

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Olive got a shock.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55And one of Butch Butcher's pies fought back.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Argh! The butcher has left the building!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Relax. Walter's never going to beat me.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03SNAP! Argghh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Enjoying that?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Walter! GNASHER GROWLS

0:07:07 > 0:07:11When I win that Prankypedia, I'm not going to destroy it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I'm keeping it. No-one will be safe.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Never going to hap... TRAP SNAPS

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Ow!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29So, I guess...if you still wanted to train me...I wouldn't mind too much.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Apology accepted. Besides..

0:07:34 > 0:07:38..you are our only hope. It is your Dennistiny!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Can we just cut to the training montage?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- No-o-o.- What?!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'm just kidding. Come on.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46THEY PLAY ROCK MUSIC

0:07:50 > 0:07:51THEY SCREAM

0:07:51 > 0:07:53THEY LAUGH

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Argh!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04SHE LAUGHS

0:08:04 > 0:08:05SHE SCREAMS

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Now you are ready to learn the secret of the prank force -

0:08:13 > 0:08:17the power to see pranks around you. Close your eyes.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Look deep within.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Concentrate.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Y-yes. I can see. I can see you're about to... Whoa!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Put a hamster up my jumper!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Yow! Whoa! Get it out!- Ready, he is.

0:08:34 > 0:08:40Three rounds. The last prankster standing wins the Prankypedia.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Round One! Prank!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45ARCADE MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:48 > 0:08:49You slippery little...!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Dennis wins!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54THEY CHEER

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Why should you never fight a joke? - I don't know.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Why should you never fight a joke?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Because they always have a punch line!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06HE PLAYS RIMSHOT

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Round Two! Prank!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14WALTER YELLS

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Walter wins!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Round Three! Prank!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Dennis, what letter follows Q?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Arrrrgh!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Correct!- Knockout!

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Ugh!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38No-o-o-o!

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- ECHOING VOICE:- Dennis, use the prank force!- Prank sauce?!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46No, the prank force!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Oh, right.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49HE STRAINS

0:09:51 > 0:09:56Giving up? Oh, I am the undisputed Supreme Prank Leader!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00BOOM!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Since when could you see the future?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- The force will be with me always. - ..is not an answer!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09So, the book was a prank all along?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You didn't think I was really retiring, did you?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, pranking keeps me young.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16No hard feelings?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I was kind of hoping to read the Prankypedia.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21The real book is safely hidden.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Waiting.- Respect, Ralph!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Great mentor, you are!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29But, er... Pranked you still, I have.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Oh.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37THEY LAUGH