0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Unleashed! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:44LOUD HEAVY METAL JAMMING
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Isn't there a school rule against excessive noise?!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Thank you, class 3C! Yeah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56MUSIC STOPS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Oh, it's finally finished.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I mean, thank you for sharing your interesting...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05music, although I'm not sure how it relates to the homework
0:01:05 > 0:01:08on tools of the Iron Age.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10They're both heavy metal.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Tenuous, but... - BELL RINGS
0:01:12 > 0:01:15..as it's Silly Hat Discount Day at Beano Burgers...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17..C minus.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21We smashed it! Yeah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I'd hardly call forcing your classmates
0:01:23 > 0:01:27and superiors to listen to that racket smashing it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Well, at least I'll never have to subject my ears to that
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- ever again.- Yeah, you won't.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Oh, well, good.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39As long as you're not within 100 miles of Beanotown Park.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43We're generously treating the whole town to a free gig.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Don't worry, Walter, you can always borrow these.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Play while you can, Dinmakers.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Ooh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Nice of you to volunteer, Walter.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01You can help me take these costumes to the drama department.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Grrr!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Hmm...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10This gig's going to be amazebeans!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I can already hear the crowd shouting our names.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Dennis! Gnasher!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- From Dennis and The Dinmakers! Oh, it's really you!- Yeah.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25My name's Wanda. I totally dig your stuff.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I heard you playing at school. - You don't go to our school.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Er, I mean, I heard you playing at my school.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Yes, it's miles away, but you're just so loud.- We sure are.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Although I have to say, you're my favourite.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43It is DENNIS and The Dinmakers after all, hm?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45GNASHER GROWLS
0:02:45 > 0:02:46I guess that's the name of the...
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Sure, the others are - ahem - talented, but you're the star,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54the face that will be on a million bedroom walls...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and everywhere else you're contractually obliged to put it.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Hmm, I do like the idea of my face being contractually obliged
0:03:01 > 0:03:02to be places.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- We're on our way to band practice now, you should come along.- Oh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE WHINES WORRIEDLY
0:03:08 > 0:03:12GUITAR SOLO
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Nice solo, Dennis.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18A bit long at 22 minutes, 51 seconds, don't you think?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- It was Wanda's idea.- Who's Wanda?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Surprise! She's my...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I mean, our biggest fan.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26WANDA GIGGLES
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- We've got a fan?- Just the one! But I can change that.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34She's got tonnes of ideas about how we can make the big time.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35So?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37So, erm...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Don't you want to become rich and famous
0:03:39 > 0:03:41and get everything you've ever wanted?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Like a stretch skateboard...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I've always wanted my own range of perfume.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53L'Eau de JJ.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54How about you, Gnasher?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58CHEERING
0:04:00 > 0:04:02You know Gnasher, he probably just wants a sausage.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04HE MOANS
0:04:04 > 0:04:08But we won't get anything until Wanda makes some changes.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Whoa, whoa, whoa. What changes?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Well, first, we need to lower the volume on this, whatever it is.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Wanda thinks your bleeps and squeaks
0:04:18 > 0:04:21are fighting with my delicately refined vocals.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Lower the volume? How much?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- KEYBOARD PLAYS - Lower...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- VOLUME DECREASES - Lower...
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Lower...
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Shh-shh... Lower.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Shh-shh-shh... Lower. - KEYBOARD BECOMES INAUDIBLE
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Perfect!- Ugh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38And, Gnasher, Wanda thinks your dancing may be too...anarchic.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41You're distracting attention away from his personal brand.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Brand Dennis.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yeah!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51And finally from me, Anne Finally, let's meet the lead singer
0:04:51 > 0:04:55of raucous local rock band Dennis and The Dinmakers
0:04:55 > 0:05:00ahead of their musical extravaganza in Beanotown Park.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Tell me, Dennis, how would you describe The Dinmakers' sound?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Tell them... - WHISPERS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08My manager says the sound isn't important.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's all about having a rocking "I don't care" attitude
0:05:11 > 0:05:12and dropping the mic!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14ELECTRONIC DRONING
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Well, I guess that's the end of that interview.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I can't believe he made Wanda manager without telling us.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And wasn't that interview meant to be with the whole band?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25That was the plan,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but Dennis told the reporter that he's the only one worth talking to.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30So, what are you going to do?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Oh, did he?- Hmph! Here he comes.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36What's with the hairy eyeball? I was promoting our gig.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Are you sure you weren't just bigging up Brand Dennis?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hey, relax, guys!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It's completely normal to feel agitated in the lead-up
0:05:45 > 0:05:46to a big performance.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I know what'll make things better!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52A fun and perfectly equal photo session.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56After all, we can't have a gig without a super-cool poster!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Dinmakers, time for your final rehearsal!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16THEY ALL SIGH
0:06:16 > 0:06:19WHISPERS: Hello. Can someone test my mic for me?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I don't want to stress my vocal cords before a big show.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- What's the point? - Getting too big for his boots.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I can't believe they haven's split up yet.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Oh, my! Who is this?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's just Paul.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36JUST Paul?
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, look at him!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40He positively, absolutely oozes star quality.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- He should sing.- He can't even talk.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Although he would obviously steal the limelight from Dennis.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48No way! Paul's out of the band!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50He was never in the band.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- He's still out.- But you'll walk if he's not allowed to join, right?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- I will?- He said he will!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh, just let Paul in the band.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Well, if Pieface is signing someone up, so is Dennis!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Yeah.- We can't all sign up a new member on the day of the gig.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09So, then, it's agreed. Everyone can sign up a new member, apart from JJ.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, yeah? Just try and stop me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12No problem!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Look, just calm down.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- BOTH:- We're totally calm!
0:07:16 > 0:07:22Chill! Everybody can sign up one new member.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25One, two! One, two, three, four!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:27 > 0:07:31So, this is some sort of musical experiment?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah. Sort of.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I can't believe you chose your dad.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I can't believe you chose our teacher.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I didn't know who to ask. I panicked.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, what is a sausage's favourite kind of music?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I don't know. What is a sausage's favourite kind of music?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Rock and sausage roll!
0:07:54 > 0:07:59And Dennis is rocking the coolest new member.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Twang, twang, twang!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Whoa!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well, that was awful.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Yeah, but how did I look?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You know what, Dennis?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I think you've grown too big for The Dinmakers.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12At least, your head has.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Come on, Paul.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Go on, then. Go!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'll be fine on my own.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I don't need any of you.- Ooh...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Wait, Gnasher, I didn't mean...you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28At least I've got you, Wanda.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It was noisy while it lasted.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Huh?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40HE GASPS
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I guess it was pretty obvious.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Wait! Hold up!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Wanda wasn't Wanda.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55She was Walter!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57THEY ALL GASP
0:08:57 > 0:08:59HE SIGHS
0:08:59 > 0:09:00What difference does it make?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03What do you mean, what difference does it make?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK. OK. I'm sorry I let Wanda... I mean Walter...get into my head.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07And...?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09And I'm sorry I acted like a...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Like a...?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Total guff-brain?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Like a...total guff-muffin.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18But if we get back together,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20we can go back to how it used to be.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23What, you thinking you're the star of the show?
0:09:23 > 0:09:28No! Making a noise so impossibly loud, it blows people's socks off!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Hurry up! I'm missing Top Of The Mops for this!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40It pains me to inform you that our headliners have had to cancel
0:09:40 > 0:09:43due to unforeseen circumstances...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45caused by me. Ahem.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47But do not despair.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50In their place, welcome a new, far-more-talented act,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Walter's Woodwind Wonder!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55HE PLAYS A JOLLY TUNE
0:09:55 > 0:09:57CROWD GROANS AND GRUMBLES
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, that's music ruined for ever. Again.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04See, Dinmakers, I'M the star of the show!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06DENNIS PLAYS A CHORD
0:10:06 > 0:10:07What are you doing here?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I split you... I mean, somebody split you up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Nice try, WANDA!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16GNASHER SNARLS
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We don't need fame.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Being nobody suits us just fine.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25How sweet. So what if you're back together?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You're not getting me off this stage!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK. Then we'll join you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33WALTER GASPS
0:10:33 > 0:10:35CROWD CHEERS