Screwtop Spudswap

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04ROCK MUSIC

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Well done, class! You've all passed

0:00:43 > 0:00:46the extremely-important English test, except Peter.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49So none of you are in danger of being held back a year,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51except Peter.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53But I answered all the questions.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Yes, but you didn't get any right.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59To the question, "Can you spell the word wrench?"

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- you answered, "No." - BELL RINGS

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Don't forget your test after lunch - maths!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Off you all go, except Peter.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10But, Mrs Creecher, it's pie day!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13You need to stay in class and revise.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Your friends can bring you a pie.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Don't worry, we'll bring you pies

0:01:17 > 0:01:20AND we'll come up with a plan to make sure you pass that test!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24I've already had a great idea. Paul says it'll definitely work.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Ha-ha-ha!- Well, to be on the safe side, I'll think of a Plan B.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Yours is Plan C, by the way.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34There's no way Pieface is going to pass that test!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37They're going to bust him all the way down to nursery!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Today, children, we're doing potato prints.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42No, Paul!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46His best chance of passing is revising with Mrs Creecher.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48And Pieface said he had a plan!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51His brain works in a weird way, but it does work.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53We can't risk it.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57If only we knew someone whose dad was a genius scientist.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Even if going to my dad was a good idea, which it isn't,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- how do we sneak Pieface out of the classroom?- Hm-hm!

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Oh! Er...Mrs Creecher? We've got Pieface some pies.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You and your pies, Peter!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21No hats in class, Peter.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Take it off, please. Thank you!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Yes, I do know a way to help the pastry-based boy child

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- pass the maths test.- Great!

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Stay in the classroom during lunch break and revise with your teacher.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh! If only someone had said that earlier,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42when it was still possible(!)

0:02:42 > 0:02:44We need a guaranteed pass!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- If Pieface gets held back, the gang will be split up.- I've got a plan.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52We need a big plan, like a long-range pencil!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Or a ghost who's really good at maths!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Or a mind-swapping machine.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Or a mind-swapping mach...! You've got one of those?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Well, let's see. I'll just ask my little friend.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07WHIRRING AND FIZZING

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- PROFESSOR:- Professor Screwtop the Hamster!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Dad!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I perfected this mind-swapping machine so that I could use

0:03:14 > 0:03:18the hamster's tiny little hands to assemble circuit boards.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20So we just need to swap Pieface's mind

0:03:20 > 0:03:22with someone who's really good at maths.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I mean, I would show you all of my maths certificates,

0:03:25 > 0:03:28but unfortunately, I've scrunched them all up and stored them

0:03:28 > 0:03:32in my cheeks for the winter. Oops! I forgot to lock his cage!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Body, come back!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You don't need to do all this for me. I've got a plan.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yes, but my plan is better.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40We just swap your brain with Screwtop's.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Nothing could possibly go wrong! - Help!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46My body's trying to burrow away!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- THEY GROAN - Pie!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Here we go!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Hey, Paul, check out this cool helmet thing. You want to try it on?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01FIZZING

0:04:01 > 0:04:03No!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- PROFESSOR:- Ah! What an unexpectedly spuddy sensation!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I feel at one with the earth!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And delicious with baked beans and grated cheese!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's gone wrong! Switch them back!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18No, wait! This might be better!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Mrs Creecher might have noticed

0:04:19 > 0:04:22if Pieface started talking in a funny accent, but...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25But a potato talking in a funny accent, that's totally normal(!)

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Hey, what do you mean, a funny accent?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Now the Prof can sit on Pieface's desk

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and help do the test, disguised as Paul!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35And afterwards, I get to write a Nobel-Prize-winning paper

0:04:35 > 0:04:37on what it feels like to be a potato!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Come on, lunch is nearly over!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- PROFESSOR:- 16 times three is 48.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, this maths is so easy, it's boring!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, Mrs Creecher? Pieface is cheating!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56He's got some sort of transmitter in his potato!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- He hasn't, Walter.- But...but I heard it giving him the answers!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Potatoes can't talk, Walter!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I've been trying to teach Peter that for years.- Well, actually...

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oooh! Does that ball of paper mean I should stop talking, Dennis?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I didn't throw any paper at Pieface!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19But if I did, it would mean stop talking, yes.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Ah. Two times 24 is 48.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Ah! - PROFESSOR SNORES

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Pieface, just go with the plan you had! You can do it!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- That went brilliantly!- You see? I told you my plan would work!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh, no, your plan didn't.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- The potato Professor fell asleep halfway through the test.- What?!

0:05:47 > 0:05:52I couldn't help it! Oh, the test was so easy, I got bored!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Also carbohydrates make me drowsy, and I am now super-carby.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59WALTER WHISPERS

0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Oh! - BERTIE SNORTS

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Oi!- Dad!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Gnasher, drop and roll!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Hah! - GNASHER SNARLS

0:06:15 > 0:06:19What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a magician?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I don't know, what do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a magician?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24A flying sorcerer!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32One move and the potato gets it!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I know you got this potato to tell you the answers,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38and I'm going to find out how.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- No!- Argh!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Oh! Oh-ho!- Hands off that spud!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Ow!- Dad!- Dad?!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51PROFESSOR SHRIEKS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ow! Ow!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Ow! Ow! Ow!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Whoa!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh! Good doggy!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Now, please retract your fangs from the nice Professor's brain!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Woof!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Where's the Spudfather?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Now, if I was a potato who's been given the body of a middle-aged

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Nobel-Prize-winning scientist, I'd go to...- I know where he might be.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Beano Land Theme Park! We'll start with the big dipper.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I can't believe I'm asking this,

0:07:24 > 0:07:27but where do you think your potato would go if it grew legs?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Mm-hm!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Don't worry, Paul, the nice brain-swap machine

0:07:33 > 0:07:35will get you out of this smelly old Professor's body.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- My dad is not smelly!- He is a bit smelly, eating all that soil.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh! A brain-swap machine?!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46So...Pieface WAS cheating!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Bertie, call Sergeant Slipper.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52We'll get Pieface expelled, break up Dennis's gang,

0:07:52 > 0:07:56confiscate the machine and use it ourselves to become billionaires!

0:07:56 > 0:07:57THEY CHUCKLE

0:08:00 > 0:08:02We've had a great time at Beano Land Theme Park,

0:08:02 > 0:08:04but no sign of the Pr... Oh!

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Yes, Pieface was right. Good thing we listened to him, eh(?)

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh! Yeah.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- PROFESSOR:- The helter-skelter was amazing! Being a potato is the best!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Freeze! We've had an anonymous tip-off from Walter

0:08:18 > 0:08:21that you have been conducting...

0:08:21 > 0:08:25unlicensed brain transfers between humans and root vegetables!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27P-Prove it!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Er... Oh...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32He's got us there, hasn't he?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I can't see anything strange going on here. Ta-ta!

0:08:35 > 0:08:41This IS a mind-swapping machine and I can prove it! Watch!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Talk, potato! Talk!

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Oooh! I think we should demonstrate the brain-swap device for Walter.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52OK, Pieface. And why should we do that?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Because I'd like to try swapping brains with you, Dennis,

0:08:56 > 0:08:59or anyone else who's nearby.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Yes, Dennis, maybe you should listen to Pieface. Sounds like a plan!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06You mean you and me swap brains?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09But I'll need Walter's help.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hmm!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17FIZZING

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- WALTER:- Look, Sergeant Slipper, it works!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Pieface tricked me into swapping our brains!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- PIEFACE:- Oh, Pieface, you're very clever in your own way,

0:09:26 > 0:09:30but this machine isn't real. It's just a silly prank.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I, Walter Brown, have been wasting police time.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Hmm!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Oh, I see. Having a joke at my expense? Oh!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- WALTER:- No! He's me and I'm him!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45He's tricked me! Him! Me! Him! Me! I tricked I! Him!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Um...Pieface, your shoelaces are untied.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- PIEFACE:- No, they're not.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh! I see!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- WALTER:- Oh, never mind shoes, I want my brain back in my head right...!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- FIZZING - Whaa!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- WALTER:- Oh, you're in for it now! I'm telling my dad!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Walter totally fell for that, and all because it came from you,

0:10:07 > 0:10:10who couldn't have ever thought of such a smart plan!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oh, thanks, Dennis.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14If Walter hadn't erroneously underestimated my intelligence,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- it would never have worked. - Yeah! What?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19FIZZING

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Hm!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28How did you pass? Screwtop fell asleep.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I just went back to my plan.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I imagined all the numbers were little potatoes. Huh-huh!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37You did very well, Peter.