Are We There Yeti

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36..Unleashed!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46The pristine Beanotown Forest.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48A haven of tranquillity.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50ARGH!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Found anything, Gnasher?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yay, all-terrain Rubi coming through.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Humongous hike. How long have we been going?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Oh, about ten minutes 38 seconds. - Can we stop yet?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08These trainers may look cool but they are hot.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Come on, guys, Grizzly Griller is on his way to Beanotown and I need to

0:01:11 > 0:01:16do something extreme to impress the ultimate king of outdoor survival.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19HE GASPS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22HE LAUGHS

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Yeah, yeah, fan boy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28You want to do something so blam, he'll become your MBFF.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Obvs! And what could me blam

0:01:30 > 0:01:33than finding the mythical Beanotown yeti?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37If it's mythical, how are we going to find it?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40We'll find it! And imagine how psyched Grizzly will be

0:01:40 > 0:01:42when I bring Bigfoot to meet him.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Can I at least give these sweaty toes a breather?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Wait, JJ!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48SHE SIGHS

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Evacuate the area!- Wait up, guys.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I can't believe Dennis actually believes in yetis.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07His daft ideas mean we can have a bit of woodland fun at his expense.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10We'll humiliate him

0:02:10 > 0:02:14so much he won't be able to show his face in been Beanotown for a month.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Maybe a year. Perhaps for the rest of his life!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21HE LAUGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23HE CHOKES

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I hate the smell of the countryside.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Somebody get me some pot pourri, quickly.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Argh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Whoohoo! Yeah, wheelchair wins again.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Although I hope this yeti isn't scared of loud noises.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Doesn't matter. Superstar Gnasher will sniff him out.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46HE GROWLS

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Hey, Pieface, you got any pies in here? My belly's running on empty.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Huh?- Pies.- Stop the chops, JJ.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59We're doing this the Grizzly Griller way.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01We only eat what the forest provides.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Um...they're fruits of the forest pies.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Come on, it'll be fun, I promise.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I'm drawing the line at eating bugs, Dennis.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11SHE GROANS

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Bye, pie.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16SNIFFING

0:03:18 > 0:03:19CHORTLING

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- Cool, JJ, you found berries.- Hold up, eating unidentified berries?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Are you trying to poison yourselves? Besides...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Guff berries!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Oh, hey, I read about these in Grizzly's book. Cool!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Why are they called guff berries? - You might want to take a step back.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43SHE TRUMPS

0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Oops! Excuse me.- Yuck!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- My dog has no nose.- But how does it smell?- Terrible. Ha!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56LAUGHTER

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- What an amazing smell you've discovered.- A nose blaster.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Trump-tastrophe.

0:04:04 > 0:04:10They won't get away from... Oh, countryside. Eurgh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, Paul, don't look, cover your eyes.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19If you don't want a potato, JJ's got some guff berries on the go.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Oh, and some guffs.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22SHE TRUMPS

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Sorry, guys, but these berries are nom-tastic.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Argh!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32You, erm... You don't think there really could be a yeti, do you,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Walter?- Of course not, you nit-wit!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Now, come on, it's time to put my plan into action.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- What evidence do you have that the yeti is real?- Inside info.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Gran told me about the last bunch of kids that

0:04:47 > 0:04:48went in search of the yeti.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51This guy, Lord Snooty

0:04:51 > 0:04:54and his pals, wanted the yeti as a mascot for their cricket team.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Five of them went into the woods.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02None of them were ever seen again.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04SCREAMING

0:05:07 > 0:05:11All they found was a top hat and the severed remains of...

0:05:11 > 0:05:13SHE TRUMPS

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Sorry!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yet another undefinable smell.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Stench-nado.- Parp-ahontas.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25LAUGHTER

0:05:30 > 0:05:35JJ, if you let one rip in here, you are sleeping outside with the yeti.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40SNORING

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Here. Mother's fur coat. Careful.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50It's made from a very rare Serengeti tiger hamster fur.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53If it gets damaged, you're for it.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Now...take it over there and terrorise those dimwits.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- QUIETLY:- Raaaaar!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03R-raaaaar!

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Huh? The yeti?- That yeti needs roaring lessons.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Lamest yeti impression since Gran tried to grow a beard.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Boo-ya!

0:06:21 > 0:06:25That was a rare and expensive tiger hamster Serengeti fur coat,

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- and I expect you to pay for it! - Ha, Walter!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I didn't know you were into camping with a camera and a fur coat.

0:06:33 > 0:06:39Well, we are simply in the woods looking for the...lesser-spotted

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Beanotown wolf owl.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52YETI ROARS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Paws off my pals!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02YETI LAUGHS

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Dennis! Help!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08ARGH!

0:07:08 > 0:07:13HE SCREAMS

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- You found her, boy.- Oh! Ohhhh!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Was that JJ?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHE TRUMPS

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- ALL:- Yeah, that's JJ.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Keep your eyes peeled, Paul.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38A yeti head would make a spiffing addition to Daddy's collection.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, oh, oh!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:07:57 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER

0:08:02 > 0:08:06It tickles. Hey, guys, meet the yeti.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Turns out he can't get enough of my sweaty toes.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Not to mention eau de JJ. - This is blamtastic!

0:08:15 > 0:08:20We can use you to lure the yeti into town. Imagine Grizzly's face.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Yes, imagine Grizzly's face when I walk the yeti right past him

0:08:25 > 0:08:27back to my house.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29It'll make such a fine ornament.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Gnasher, fetch.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Come on, Dennis. Think this through.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That yeti could make our fortunes.

0:08:42 > 0:08:49Lecture tours, public appearances, talent shows.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Think of the money.- No! I'm thinking of the yeti.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00There's a reason the yeti hides in the woods.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03If we take it to Grizzly, it'll have cameras in his face for ever.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06We have to keep it a secret.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Even if it means me not being Grizzly's MBFF.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13But what about Walter? First chance he gets, he'll blab to his dad.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16YETI CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:09:16 > 0:09:18HE ROARS

0:09:18 > 0:09:20HE SCREAMS

0:09:20 > 0:09:22ALL: Yes!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23THEY CHEER

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Major decibels, Yeti, but we still have the problem of Walter.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- First chance he gets, he'll be back with reinforcements.- Mmm. Oh!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Won't anyone notice that the new librarian is the yeti?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42The old one has a beard.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44THEY LAUGH

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Is Grizzly here, yet? - Look, there's Walter.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I can't believe that Walter gets to meet Grizzly and you don't.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Thanks for pointing that out,

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- and please can you lay-off the guff berries?!- Guff berries?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Grizzly?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I've written about these but never actually tasted one.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11You guys must be ultimate survival experts to have found them.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Erm, yeah, I guess we are.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE CHEWS NOISILY

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Excuse me, Mr Gorilla... - It's Griller.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21..Mr It's Griller, but I really don't think you want to

0:10:21 > 0:10:23be talking to this riffraff.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- You're missing your official welcoming ceremony.- Oh, sorry.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27I, er...

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Pull my finger.- Oh, OK.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31HE TRUMPS

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Ahhhhhh!- Excuse me.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37THEY LAUGH