Wonder Sausage

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:41BELL RINGS

0:00:41 > 0:00:42KIDS CHEER

0:00:44 > 0:00:45DENNIS GROANS

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I can't believe I got held back in art class again.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51That wasn't art - it was history.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Huh?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- MRS CREECHER:- And that is why World War I

0:00:54 > 0:00:57is often referred to as the Great...

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oh!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, now it makes sense.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Better get a shifty on, Dennis.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Only two sausages left.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- WALTER GASPS - It's a sausage o'clock.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE GASPS Quick, the Gnash-zooka.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Huh?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18They were mine, you pugnacious sausage-pincher.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Don't worry, darlin'.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23There's plenty of me lobster thermidor left.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25HE SHUDDERS

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- PIE-FACE GIGGLES - Classic Gnasher -

0:01:28 > 0:01:30he'd do anything for a sausage.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33You mean he'd do anything for his best pal.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Right, Gnasher?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37DING!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Sausages! Sausages!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Get your sausages here.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45They're all shook up.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Let us through.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49And now, prepare to witness,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53on loan from the National Sausage Association, the tastiest,

0:01:53 > 0:01:57plumpest, most succulent sausage in the world...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59the...

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Wonder Sausage!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03THEY GASP AND COO

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Look all you want, Gnasher,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08he's not going to let you have a bite.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Hey, hey, hey!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Get that misbehavin' hound dog out of here.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12He's only looking.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE SCOFFS

0:02:14 > 0:02:17The second my blue suede shoes are all turned, he'll be off with it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Now, do as I say -

0:02:18 > 0:02:19split!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Go on, hop it.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24BOING-BOING

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Hmm.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Fine. Who wants to spend all day looking at a posh,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32delicious sausage of incredible national importance anyway?

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Come on, Gnasher. Let's bounce.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39HE GROWLS QUIZZICALLY

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I call that one the switch 720 with a blam cup of tea.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Pretty awesome. But check out my double flip with a piece of cake.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55GNASHER SNIFFS

0:02:58 > 0:03:00GNASHER GROWLS

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Growl all you want, fuzzball.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Unveil the sausage!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Yes! Just as I thought, Bertie.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15As well as an irresistible aroma,

0:03:15 > 0:03:20the Wonder Sausage appears to have a strange, hypnotic effect.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Now, sit.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Roll over.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Uh...Cossack dance?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Stop that.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- You're my dog now, Gnasher. - HE LAUGHS

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Which means Dennis is done for.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40HE CACKLES

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Woohoo!- Oh, yeah!- Nice one.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48You! What has he done with it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50What's who done with what?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52The Wonder Sausage.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Not us, Butch.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55We're no sausage snatchers.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Your mangy mutt has swiped it.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh! I'm going to be in so much trouble

0:04:00 > 0:04:02with the National Sausage Association.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Look, I'm all shook up.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Gnasher didn't nab your sausage.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07He's been here with me the whole time.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Right, Gnasher?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Gnasher?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Gnasher? Gnasher?!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Come on, boy.- Where are you?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Pie?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Look - he's over there.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22With...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Walter?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Gnasher, what's going on?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Isn't it obvious?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29He got tired of hanging out with losers

0:04:29 > 0:04:32and decided to become my right-hand dog.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34DENNIS LAUGHS As if!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Come on, let's bail.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38GNASHER GROWLS

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Stop messing about, Gnasher.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's me, Dennis.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Your best bud in the whole, wide world.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45GNASHER GROWLS

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Ex-best bud in the whole wide world.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Now, he does whatever I say.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Gnasher, let's ditch these dullards.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55But, Gnasher, you... WALTER LAUGHS

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Gnasher wouldn't switch teams like this.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Walter's done something. PCHOO!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's weird, like Gnasher's forgotten all about you.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09HE GRUNTS

0:05:10 > 0:05:13There's got to be a way to snap him out of it.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You could try making him jealous -

0:05:15 > 0:05:17that's what I do when Paul ignores me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19HE LAUGHS

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Great joke, Carrot.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23See? Look at Paul - he's in bits.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Hmm. Jealous?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Without his precious pup, Dennis hasn't bothered me all day.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34THEY LAUGH

0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's a Dennis non-nuisance record.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Yes, very good. - THEY LAUGH

0:05:38 > 0:05:39LOUD CRASH

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Sorry, didn't see your fence there.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I was just hanging out with my new, supercool best friend.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I can ride her and, little-known fact,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51pigs are actually highly intelligent.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58What do you call a pig who steals stuff?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I don't know, what DO you call a pig who steals stuff?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- A ham-burglar. - HE LAUGHS

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Ha! I can't believe I used to enjoy hanging out with a dog.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Gnasher has upgraded his owner, Dennis.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Face it and move on.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17In fact, Gnasher, why don't you help him?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18HE GROWLS

0:06:19 > 0:06:21DENNIS WAILS

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Tiptop, Walter.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28With Gnasher by your side, no-one can stop you.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30You're right.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32I haven't been thinking big enough.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Gnasher won't just help me to boss Dennis around.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38He can help me to control the whole of Beanotown!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40HE CACKLES

0:06:40 > 0:06:42THEY BOTH CACKLE

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yes...

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Is this it - the end of the greatest kid-and-canine combo ever?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02HE PLAYS A TUNE

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- RUBI:- Dennis, look!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05It's about Gnasher.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Huh? My Gnasher? Gnasher-Gnasher?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12And, finally, it's me, Anne Finely, reporting live in Beanotown,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15where a local schoolchild appears to be using his dog to force

0:07:15 > 0:07:17the townsfolk to do his bidding.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18GNASHER GROWLS

0:07:18 > 0:07:21And I, for one, welcome our benevolent new leader.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You, fetch me a new sweater.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Small or medium? - GNASHER GROWLS

0:07:26 > 0:07:28O-OK, I will use my own judgment.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31WALTER LAUGHS

0:07:31 > 0:07:33He's using Gnasher to keep - take control of everything.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Man, why didn't we think of that?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I mean, "Oh, no, we've got to stop him."

0:07:39 > 0:07:40How?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Gnasher won't listen to me.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44He belongs to Walter now.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46So does the Wonder Sausage.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48What's the Wonder Sausage got to do with anything?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Don't know, I just saw Bertie with it.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51DENNIS GASPS

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I knew it.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Gnasher hasn't abandoned me, he's been brainwashed.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's more than just a wonder sausage -

0:08:00 > 0:08:02it's a...hypno-sausage.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07GNASHER GROWLS

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Here, every new game in Beanotown.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Um...Walter, you don't like games.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I know.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17And now nobody else will get to enjoy them, either.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19GNASHER CHOMPS

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Father's going to be so proud.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Wonder Sausage, dead ahead.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26We just need to create a distraction.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Distraction is my middle name.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Seriously, my brother's is Hullabaloo.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Yoo-hoo, Walter?- Distraction!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Distraction!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37- WALTER:- Gnasher, get those hoodlums.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39GNASHER BARKS

0:08:39 > 0:08:41WALTER CACKLES

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Look, Walter, MY dog's not around to protect you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Rubi, now.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52WALTER GRUNTS

0:08:54 > 0:08:55GNASHER BARKS

0:09:01 > 0:09:02WALTER LAUGHS

0:09:02 > 0:09:04No-o-o!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06GNASHER GROWLS

0:09:06 > 0:09:07THEY GASP

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Now, Gnasher -

0:09:08 > 0:09:10show Dennis who your true master is.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Come on, Gnasher, this isn't you.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Remember all the good times we had?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Like...when we really, really,

0:09:21 > 0:09:24really overinflated that whoopee cushion?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26WHOOPEE CUSHION PARPS

0:09:26 > 0:09:27GNASHER GROWLS

0:09:27 > 0:09:30What about that time that we did some topiary in the park?

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Ugh!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34GNASHER GROWLS

0:09:35 > 0:09:38What about that time that we bungeed off the skyscraper, landed

0:09:38 > 0:09:42on that 20-headed mutant alien, and got medals for saving the world?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44That might have been a dream.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Come on, Gnasher.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Aren't I more important to you than a sausage?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49You have to remember.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I'm your best pal.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57You mean he'd do anything for his best pal. Right, Gnasher?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01DING!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05DENNIS LAUGHS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Gnasher! You're back!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- DENNIS' FRIENDS:- Phew!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11No! You will obey.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14You stole the Wonder Sausage.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Um, on second thoughts, let's run away!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Sausage theft, you say?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Then I'll be needing to take that sausage into evidence.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24You can't.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28I need to return it to the National Sausage Association.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29THEY GRUNT AND STRAIN

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Give it here. No. Please.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Uh, thank you very much.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35SAUSAGE WHIZZES THROUGH AIR

0:10:38 > 0:10:40DING!