Screwtop in Love

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0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:41BELL RINGS

0:00:41 > 0:00:43CHEERING

0:00:43 > 0:00:47What do you reckon Olive's cooked up for Stewsday Tuesday?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51I'm getting sprouts, marshmallows, curry powder...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hey, Rubi, it's not that bad. I'll smuggle yours out of my pockets.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I had them stew-proofed especially.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56SHE SIGHS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58It's not the stew. It's my dad.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01He was talking to the toaster this morning.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Big day for the two of us, Toasty.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06All the things we'll accomplish together once I've installed

0:01:06 > 0:01:08your nuclear reactor.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11There's nothing I wouldn't do for my bestest girl.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13You are one in a million, Professor.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Please, call me Norbert.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17GIGGLES

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Norbert.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's like the toaster's his best friend.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Maybe his only friend.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24So, what you're saying is...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28We should get him a waffle maker to widen his social circle.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Close, but really not close.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think Dad's lonely.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34So we'll get him a girlfriend.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Great idea or what?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Well, maybe.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38But where are we going to find...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Find what, treacle chops?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, my. Is that the time?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I think I left the toaster on.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Mmm.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, dear. Man down.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Fear not!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Woohoo!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Ah!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18LAUGHING

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Yeah!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20HE GROANS

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Nein, nein, nein...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22- So...- We had a blast!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26But let's face it, I'm too young to settle down.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Hasta la vista!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28TYRES SCREECH

0:02:28 > 0:02:29HE COUGHS

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Think, people, think.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Who's the perfect date for the professor?

0:02:35 > 0:02:39What happened when the magnet took the paperclip on a date?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43I don't know. What happened when the magnet took the paperclip on a date?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47They were instantly attracted to each other.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48RIMSHOT

0:02:49 > 0:02:51We've tried everyone.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Maybe this just isn't going to work.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54It has to.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57We can't let your dad stay lonely forever.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oi, you guys, look!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01WilburCorp, putting the "techno" into

0:03:01 > 0:03:03technological market domination!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yes!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Blam! She's the one.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Dr Pfooflepfeffer? I don't know.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17She works for Walter's dad, remember?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yeah, doing science stuff, just like your dad.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23They've got tonnes in common. Come on.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Dr Foodleflip...

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Dr Foodle, flipper...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Doc, how would you like to go on a date with a

0:03:33 > 0:03:36sophisticated young, handsome scientist?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Or at least a scientist.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I have no time for romantic frippery.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I'm late for my t'ai chi class.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Snout off my Attache case!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47A what "a" case?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49No, wait, please.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Rubi's dad's a really great guy.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Rubi, as in Rubidium von Screwtop,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57daughter of the renowned...?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Yep, she's that Rubidium von Screwtop.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Why didn't you say so before?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'd love to meet your daddy.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Yay!- Yes!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hmm...

0:04:09 > 0:04:10SHE LAUGHS

0:04:10 > 0:04:14And to think they labelled the Hydrochloric Acid Exhibit

0:04:14 > 0:04:17with the Hydrofluoric acid formula.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hydrofluoric...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21SHE LAUGHS HARDER

0:04:24 > 0:04:26You don't think she's overdoing it?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29No. She's just into him, big-time.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32That was the most fun I've ever had in a museum.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35See you later, my exquisite exhibit.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Consider it a fixed point in the space time continuum,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42spectacles that glimmer like diamonds lady.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Mmm...

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Just call me Cupid.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52OK, you're stupid, but your plan's going amazebeansly.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53I don't know.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Something doesn't feel quite right.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59The plan has to be here somewhere.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00SHE GRUNTS

0:05:00 > 0:05:01A-ha.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Dr Pfooflepfeffer!

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Rubidium!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I was just looking for my glasses...

0:05:07 > 0:05:08I mean jacket...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I-I mean shoes.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ah, you're here.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Why, yes, I came to whisk you away.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Shall we?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19SHE CRASHES

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Whoopsie. I'm right behind you, my dear.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25SHE GASPS

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Dennis, we've got a problem.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30A big one. Meet me at Dad's lab.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31On our way.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Dad's atomic toaster.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Why would Pfooflepfeffer be looking at that?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Taking an interest in her new boyff's work.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Relax, Rubi. She's smitten.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hey, what you got there, Gnasher?

0:05:53 > 0:05:54BARKS

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Pfooflepfeffer's Attache case.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Who has an Attache case?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59SHE GASPS

0:05:59 > 0:06:01"My Plans to Steal Professor Screwtop's

0:06:01 > 0:06:04"Lethally Destructive Atomic Toaster"

0:06:04 > 0:06:07by Dr PF Pfooflepfeffer.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Smitten, is she?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12OK, so it turns out she's a crazy power-hungry trickster.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Who knew? No biggie.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16We'll just tell your dad what she's up to and it's sorted.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18How little you know of the human heart.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21We've made Rubi's dad fall in love with her.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah, if we tell him she was only hanging around to get

0:06:23 > 0:06:25a hold of his secret plans,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27he'll be heartbroken.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Heartbroken? It's all so beautifully sad.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33HE CRIES

0:06:33 > 0:06:34We can sort this.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36We made him fall in love with her,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39so we can make him fall out of love with her, too.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Great plan.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Except, he'll still be lonely, so it's still really sad.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51I prepared my speciality for you, my dear.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Steak and kidney pie,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55R squared.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Oh, a math joke.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- JJ:- Are you sitting comfortably, ma'am?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01WHOOPIE CUSHION DEFLATES

0:07:01 > 0:07:02SHE GIGGLES

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Excuse me.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Ah, textbook expulsion of

0:07:06 > 0:07:08methane from the alimentary canal.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Dear lady, you are biologically perfect.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16SHE GROANS

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Mmm.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Magma chillies.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21How did you know I adore spicy food?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Don't stop. I love a banging beat.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, as do I.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Oh, is there anything about you that isn't perfect?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Yeah, her being a scheming, toaster-plan stealing...

0:07:37 > 0:07:38We're going to have to confront her.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41OK, but not with Dad here.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Dad, can you come with me?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48There's a scientific emergency in the..

0:07:49 > 0:07:50..somewhere that's not here.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55SHE GASPS

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Children, what is this?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Confession time.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01You're pretending to like the professor

0:08:01 > 0:08:02just so he can get his toaster plans.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Admit it!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Nonsense.- Oh, yeah?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10What about this?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- My Attache case!- A tissue case?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Who even has one of those?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17So, you found me out.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Seems there's only one thing to do.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hypno t'ai chi!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I propose a toast to myself.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34The ultimate domestic appliance of mass destruction is mine, mine!

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Stop! What are you doing with my atomic toaster?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Claiming it as my own invention,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45and bringing all who oppose me to their knees.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Unhand this toaster!- Give me that.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Atomic countdown activated.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Event horizon in T-minus...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Ten, nine...

0:08:59 > 0:09:00- How do we stop it?- Eight...

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- We can't. I haven't installed the off switch yet.- Seven...

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Six...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Five...- Guff bombs.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Gnasher, the window.- Four...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- My lab seals itself if the sensor detects panic in the air.- Three...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Two...- I might want to rethink that.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15One...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17We're all toast!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Huh?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22What? It's a toaster.

0:09:22 > 0:09:28Sure, it's atomic, but that's just to maximise its toastability.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I wondered what you were so getting giddy about.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Especially you, Dr Pfoofle...

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Oh.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36HE SIGHS

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I guess she really did just want me for my toaster.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Mm, perfect.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Toastie, you're the best.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Don't you mean second-best?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Correct!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54My bestest girl is right here.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And I know with pinpoint accuracy

0:09:57 > 0:09:59how she likes her toast.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01So you invented this for me?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Aww.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04So, not because you were lonely

0:10:04 > 0:10:06and wanted an atomic toaster to be your best friend?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09No, because that would be strange.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13How could I be lonely with my Rubidium by my side?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm guessing you don't miss Dr Pfoofle-thingy too much then?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Who, her? It would never have worked.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22The things she had to say about String theory,

0:10:22 > 0:10:25and what was that Attache case about?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26I know, right?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Um, Professor?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30What happens if you press the red button?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Never press the red button!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Um, I thought I've already...

0:10:33 > 0:10:35ALARMS RING

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Run!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39YELLING