0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Dennis! Gnasher!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Mmm!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Hi, Pie-Face.- Hey, you, come back with those sizzling sausages.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59You've really got to stop stealing sausages, Gnasher.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, hi, Dennis, hi, Gnasher.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Who's the gran with a flan?
0:01:05 > 0:01:10That's Cherry Bakewell, my all-time baking hero.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, yeah, off Cake Off, that baking show.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17She's come to Beanotown this afternoon to judge the
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Beanotown Pie Bake. Paul's so excited he couldn't sleep.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22She's making the winner
0:01:22 > 0:01:24a double-decker fruitalicious cruncher.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28The ultimate pie. I can't wait to taste it.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30You have to win first.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Do you really think Cherry Bakewell would even bother to taste
0:01:36 > 0:01:39something that you've cooked?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Cherry, so stern and compromising.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Pies to die for.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And what makes you think you'll win, Walter?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh, it just so happens that Papa p-paid for me
0:01:51 > 0:01:54to have professional pie training from 18 top chefs.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I've got this one in the bag. The piping bag.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59HE LAUGHS
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Culinary joke.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Yeah, well, no-one knows more about pies than Pie-Face.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07He's baked a bazillion pies, haven't you?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Mmm? Nope.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11But you've baked a few, right?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12HE SMIRKS
0:02:12 > 0:02:13No!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16So you've never actually baked a single pie
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- and you're planning on winning a pie contest?- Erm, yeah.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22That pie is going to taste
0:02:22 > 0:02:27so much better knowing that you won't get to sample a single crumb.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Bye!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Oh! We'll get you that pie, Pie-Face, and show Walter
0:02:33 > 0:02:35who's king of the pies.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Pie.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Pie-tanic by Cherry Bakewell.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Preheat oven to 200 degrees.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Pah! I do not do instructions.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54What did the cookie say when it got run over?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I don't know, what did the cookie say when it got run over?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Crumbs.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Don't worry, Pie-Face, I've got this. The perfect apple pie.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Cooking is basically a series of chemical reactions.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12In an apple pie, the sugar molecules are in bonded coils.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16As the heat is supplied, the bonds break and the coils start to unwind.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Huh?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22NAN CO 3 plus H positive transforms into NA positive
0:03:22 > 0:03:25plus H2O plus CO2.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The solution to the perfect pie.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28SNORING
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Guys!- Cook me a grape! Awesome.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35So, how long does this science pie take to cook?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- I give it about one or two tops. - Hours?- Days.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- There's a two hour time limit. - Er, there might be a problem.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You're going about this all wrong, Rubes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Cooking isn't about science, it's got to come from the heart.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- What's in there? - Just a few of my favourite things.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Berries, sausages, custard, sprouts.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Er, JJ, I'm not sure those things really work well together.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08A pie's a pie, right? And right now, Pie-Face needs a pie.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:25 > 0:04:26OVEN PINGS
0:04:26 > 0:04:29There we go. Straight from the heart.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30THEY SNIFF
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- ALL:- Urgh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Where are the other bakers?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Didn't I mention?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49My father, the Mayor, had to disqualify
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- all the other contestants.- How come?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, you know, invalid pastry licence, driving whilst under
0:04:55 > 0:04:59the influence of baking powder, unauthorised soggy bottom.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03So why hasn't Pie-Face been disqualified?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Do you really think that potato-brained imbecile can beat me?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Oh, Ruby, I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13He'll beat you, Walter, just you wait.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He won't and victory will be so much sweeter knowing that you've lost.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Losers!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19HE LAUGHS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22HE EXHALES
0:05:22 > 0:05:24He isn't getting away with this.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26We have to win, Pie-Face, no matter what.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And finally, it's me and finally reporting live from Beanotown's
0:05:33 > 0:05:34own Bake Off.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Baking is now well underway as we await the arrival of the one
0:05:38 > 0:05:41and only Cherry Bakewell.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Check out Walter.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46He's making Cherry Bakewell out of pastry.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48This isn't going to work.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Walter's just too good.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53If Pie-Face is going to win, then we're going to have to do
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- something desperate.- Like what?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Like sabotage.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Cheating?- I couldn't.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I would never be able to look Paul in the eye again.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09No, no, no, not cheating, just increasing our chances.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Making a Bakewell, making a big Cherry Bakewell.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Besides, we can't let that guffberry win.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Dennis, is this about Pie-Face getting to eat
0:06:18 > 0:06:21an amaze-beans pie or you beating Walter?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23The...pie, obvs.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29HE SINGS
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I think a small amount of this turbo-charged baking powder
0:06:31 > 0:06:35to the pastry should make some interesting effects.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Or maybe a bit of this popping candy.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41But not both. Definitely not both.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43That would be disastrous.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Mission pie rats of Beanotown is on.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Argh! If you're trying to distract me, it won't work.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58There is no way your pathetic potato patron of a pal will
0:06:58 > 0:06:59ever beat me.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04We're not here to distract you, Walter.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I just wanted to get your autograph before you become a famous baker.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Sounds like a trick.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Seriously, Walter, even Dennis knows you're going to win.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15He's totally got it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Well, in that case...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Thanks, Walter. - Oh, we'll treasure it always.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You've made the right choice.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35That pathetic excuse for a baker couldn't tell one
0:07:35 > 0:07:38end of a rolling pin from the other.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Am I right?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Popping candy and baking powder to the max.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Go for it, Gnasher.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54HE BARKS
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Argh! Get away from me, you mangy mutt.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Yes!- Dennis, get this vicious mongrel away from me.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Purebred Abyssinian wire-haired tripe hound, I thank you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Good work, boy. Now, let's split.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13ALARM RINGS
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Cherry's pie in the bag.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19What did you go for?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Baking powder or popping candy?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- Both.- Both?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Prepare your pies, Cherry will be arriving any moment.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30ALARM RINGS
0:08:33 > 0:08:37SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Argh! Argh!- Argh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56And finally, it's me and finally reporting from Bash Street School
0:08:56 > 0:09:01where a popping pie prematurely ended the Beanotown Pie Bake.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Sergeant Slipper, what does this mean for the contest?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Unfortunately, Ms Bakewell feels that a popping candy pie is
0:09:07 > 0:09:10not in keeping with our extreme baking standards
0:09:10 > 0:09:17- and is refusing to attend. - Oh, she's not coming? Oh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19She's not coming?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Paul is going to be so upset. - I'm sorry, mate.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Maybe we got a little carried away.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I'll fix this, I promise...somehow. Come on, Gnasher.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39ROCK MUSIC
0:09:56 > 0:09:58HE YAWNS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01GNASHER SNORES
0:10:01 > 0:10:04ALARM RINGS
0:10:04 > 0:10:08GNASHER BARKS
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Ta-da!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Pie!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14The double-decker fruitalicious cruncher?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18You actually read the recipe and followed all the instructions.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Nothing's too much trouble for a mate.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Look, Paul, the ultimate pie.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25And Dennis made it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Eurgh!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36LAUGHTER
0:10:36 > 0:10:40It's horrible.