Dare Dennis

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:25 > 0:00:29# Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Dennis, Gnasher! Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Dennis, Gnasher!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:44And finally from me, Anne Finally, skateboarders -

0:00:44 > 0:00:46do they ever look where they're going?

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Look out!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, blam!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Blam!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, blam!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oh, bla-a-a-am!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Oh, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh...

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Tell me you got that.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11TABLET: Blam, blam, blam!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15And, boom! Suddenly, I love watching the news.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17We should save some food for the party later.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Paul's so pumped about his birthday.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Paul is eight years old?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23In potato years.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27DOOR OPENS Tell me they didn't show it!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28They didn't show it.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30TABLET: Blam! Oh...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33They repeated it continuously all morning.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh, I look like a total guff muffin!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Don't worry, Dennis, Paul thought it was cool.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Ooh, they're playing it in slow-mo.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41TABLET: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43No!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Maybe no-one else saw it, right, Gnasher?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hey, Dennis, nice moves on that skateboard.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Blam!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00OK, so Postie saw it. No probs, I'll just avoid him forever.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hey, fally-offy boy! Blam, blam!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Blam, blam, blam!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Hold it, lad. What do you think you're doing, eh?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Not almost falling off those wheels.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Blam!- Oh, I get it, I'm a total guff donkey.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Skate trick genius, more like it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23- I should arrest you for being criminally watchable.- Huh?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Anne Finally, Beanotown News. What would you say if I asked for

0:02:26 > 0:02:28the first interview with Dare Dennis?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'd say, who's Dare Dennis?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Your fans are already making Dare Dennis tributes.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Blam-blam-blam-blam!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Fans? What can I say, Anne? Except...

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Blam!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42So, Dare Dennis, how did you come up with that catchphrase?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Just used my BLAM-agination.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48And what have you got planned for your next trick?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, er, something BLAM-azing.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Do you think he'll still be embarrassed

0:02:55 > 0:02:57about the whole blam situation?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Nah, Dennis has a thick skin.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Like this gloop.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oops!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Howdy, trick lovers.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Dare Dennis just wanted to say...

0:03:07 > 0:03:08blam!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Whoops, sorry! Blam!

0:03:18 > 0:03:19You imbecile.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Whoa!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ooh.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Blam?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- ALL:- Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam!

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Grrrr.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32CHEERING

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Are you OK? Any cranial trauma?

0:03:35 > 0:03:40Dare Dennis, could you sign this? It's, er, for a friend.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I... SHE loves your tricks. Blam!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Creecher can't be a Dennis fan.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Actually, we prefer to be called Denthusiasts.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Anne Finally, Beanotown News.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Dare Dennis, can you ever get more daring than that trick?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57BLAM-solutely!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59They don't call me Scared Dennis, do they?

0:03:59 > 0:04:03So, Dennis is a celebrity now.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes, he's a hoot!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I mean, the opposite of a hoot. He's hootless.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11That's right, Bertram, he's insufferable.

0:04:11 > 0:04:17So, I think it's time his 15 minutes of fame were cut short.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23This party's going to be awesome!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26As awesome as my next video?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I'm thinking sharks.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da... #

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Ahhh!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36No-o-o-o!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You do know not everything's about Dare Dennis?

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Of course.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43It's also about the new Dare Dennis talking action figure!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- ANNOUNCER:- Poseable elbows and authentic Dare Dennis phrases!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- ACTION FIGURE: - I'm BLAM-bidextrous.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Hours of BLAM-usement.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Available in all good stores now!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Got to fly, fans to please, daring tricks to invent.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Laters!- What about Paul's party?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03It's OK, Paul. Let's play pass the parsnip.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Dare Dennis, I am honoured you can launch my new range of

0:05:09 > 0:05:11"You ain't nothing but a hot dog" sausages.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Hey, Butch, I just want to spread love and joy with my tricks, man.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Would you accept this free sample?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yes! GNASHER MMMS

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Hello, trick nuts!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- CROWD:- Yay! - APPLAUSE

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Dare Dennis says, give me a B!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Give... Huh?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Heartbreak hotel!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- There's a new celeb in town. - What?!

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Oh, forgive me, I had no idea the public would take

0:05:38 > 0:05:40a feline classical pianist to their hearts.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You did this?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44With a little help from Clawdia.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Who would've thought cats doing things with pianos would be popular?

0:05:50 > 0:05:56Well, must dash, Clawdia needs help to write her CLAW-tobiography.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'll wait till Clawdia can do the honours, a-thank you!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- GNASHER GROWLS - Ah! On second thought,

0:06:03 > 0:06:07you can keep 'em, my little hound dog. Ah!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Come on, Paul, make a wish.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS - Dennis, you came back!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Yes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16A comeback is exactly what I need.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19How could anyone rather watch videos of Clawdia than my tricks?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS, LAUGHTER

0:06:21 > 0:06:24It's a cat playing the piano!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26JJ LAUGHS Oh!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I have to show everyone that Dare Dennis

0:06:29 > 0:06:32is still the number one novelty news sensation.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm going to pull the ultimate trick.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38That sounds a worse idea than JJ's pizza smoothie.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Don't knock it till you try it. - SHE BURPS

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Fine, we'll do it on our own, right, Gnasher?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Time for the return...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57of Dare Dennis.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59BLAM-tastic!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Bit cheesy.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Really? I thought I pulled it off.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hey, Anne. Fancy an exclusive on my latest trick?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17World's moved on, tricks are so last morning.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Sorry, Dennis, my fault.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I've just launched Clawdia The Musical.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28So, sadly no-one's here to see your little trick.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30GNASHER GROWLS Little?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You think this is it?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34We were just about to make it twice as high.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Right, Gnasher? GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Come on, Gnasher, I need you.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41GNASHER WHIMPERS You can keep all the sausages.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Don't look down, Gnasher.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:08:03 > 0:08:05SAUSAGES CREAK

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Whoa!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Blam!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14DENNIS GASPS

0:08:14 > 0:08:16No, Gnasher, don't chew it!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23What do you call a dog falling from a great height?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27I don't know. What do you call a dog falling from a great height?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30A chihua-waaaah!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Cos he's falling.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32BA-DUM-TISH!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37GNASHER HOWLS

0:08:37 > 0:08:39No!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47GNASHER HOWLS

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Blam!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56GNASHER HOWLS Uh-oh!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- GNASHER HOWLS - And finally tonight...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Watch out!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:09:12 > 0:09:13- RADIO:- It's OK, we've got this.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:09:24 > 0:09:25HE GASPS

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Hold on, Gnasher!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37GNASHER HOWLS Ahhhh!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42GNASHER HOWLS

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Ooh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54GNASHER BARKS

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Sorry.- Sorry, guys.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01GNASHER PANTS AND SNIFFS

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- For Paul's birthday. - He'll love them.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- ANNE PANTS - Anne Finally from Beanotown News...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Sorry, Anne, Dare Dennis is no more. - Who?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, everyone's going crazy for...

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Crasher Gnasher!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18GNASHER CHUCKLES

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Got to get this.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Oh, now nobody cares about Clawdia The Musical!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28And I've got a whole cat chorus to pay!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Wah! Wa-ah-ah-ah!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't want to risk whingey Walter getting famous.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Let's just enjoy the moment.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Wah-ah-ah-ah! No, no!