Why So Clonely

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0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- I'm wide open!- Whoo!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- SHE SIGHS - You wouldn't have been wide open

0:00:48 > 0:00:49if Dennis had shown up.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Wow.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Are those what I think they are?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Zoomer 850s!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Specially designed for kicking!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Running around a bit!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06And more kicking!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Will in no way improve footballing ability.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09How did you get those?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Ah, you know, Mum and Dad thought I deserved them for good behaviour.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20No, I agreed to do extra chores

0:01:20 > 0:01:21every night.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Forever.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24But it's totally worth it.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Yeah! Dennisinho!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Hello, Mr Football. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Hang on.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Sick as a guff parrot!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46NO-O-O-O-O!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48He thinks it's all over!

0:01:48 > 0:01:49It is now.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Come on, Rubes, tell me your dad's working on some weird device

0:01:55 > 0:01:57that can recreate lost football boots.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Well...

0:01:58 > 0:02:01not exactly, but...

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Say hello to my quantum printer.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Seriously, that's how you turn it on.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Hello, quantum printer.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hey, what is up?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Boris here is just like a 3D printer,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22except he replicates any matter precisely -

0:02:22 > 0:02:24down to the atoms.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, stop. I am blushing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Boris rules!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30But can he, er...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31knock me up a new football boot?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34A Zoomer 850!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I don't see why not, head-like-a-hedgehog boy.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Ooh, better switch it to mirror image.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Unless you've got two left feet, of course.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47LOL, Screwtop.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50HE CHUCKLES

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Professor, crumpets ready.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- HE GIGGLES - Oh, crumpets!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Do all your dad's inventions talk?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59He gets lonely working on his own.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Check it! PRINTER:- Not finished. Not finished.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Finished.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Er, Dennis, how do you feel?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Champion!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Too me.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Dennis, I never knew you had a twin.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23It's not his twin, Pieface. It's his quantum-printed clone.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Dennis, nice to meet me.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hanging it how's?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Of course, he's your mirror image.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32That's why he's talking backwards.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Here in be shouldn't we.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Area restricted.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Restricted area - we shouldn't be in here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43He's got a natural urge to follow the rules.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45He IS the opposite of you.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Quick, put him back in the printer before my dad sees.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- I'll press undo. - PIEFACE WHIMPERS

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Pieface, I'm the real Dennis.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, then it's a good job your clone's not sticking around.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57No-one would be able to tell you apart.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Wait, stop. What's the big rush?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Hmm...- Hm.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Uh-oh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10HE HUMS

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Argh!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15HE GRUMBLES

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- CHUCKLING - Hey, law person!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Dennis has a vulgarized my father's statue.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Oh. - HE CHUCKLES

0:04:23 > 0:04:24So he has.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- CAT HISSES - Ah! I mean, erm...

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'll get right on it.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Gotcha!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Hands off my helper, thank you very much.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41I'll have you know he's just carried out an hilarious offence.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Can't have been Dennis. He's been right here doing errands for me

0:04:45 > 0:04:46all morning.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48But...but...but...I...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Date out of they're.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hup! A little less conversation, please.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ah-huh-huh. Ah-huh-huh.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04With a Dennis double, I can do anything.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05High paw.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07HE CHUCKLES Yeah!

0:05:09 > 0:05:16Legend has it that Furballicus defeated his legion in 563 BC,

0:05:16 > 0:05:21thanks to his secret legion of mighty warrior cats.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ooh!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Warrior cats?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ooh, if I had my own feline army, I could defeat my enemies too,

0:05:27 > 0:05:31like a modern day Furballicus.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Rule 71b.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Class in daydreaming no.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Dennis, putting your unusual sentence construction to one side,

0:05:39 > 0:05:44I applaud your sudden interest in school rules.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Rules love I.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Splendid.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Consider yourself de-detentioned for the rest of the week.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53What are you up to, Dennis?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02I can't believe Dennis is using his clone to bunk off.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03No offence.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Taken none.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's not like he's even trying to hide it.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Check this out, schoolies!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Ha-ha! You rock, Clone Dennis, high five!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Five high.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Clone?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Two Dennises?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Oh, that's double trouble for me.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Unless...

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Why should Dennis be the "clonely" one to get duplicated?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- HE SIGHS - Swept path. Gate the painting, next.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, my, you must be Dennis' clone.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Lost get. Chores doing.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Chores you say?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, not Dennis' chores, by any chance? Erm...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45where is Dennis?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Off having fun with his friends?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Guess I.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I know!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53As Dennis clearly doesn't want you around,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56why don't we hang out together?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'll help you do your chores,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00then maybe you can help me.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Mm. What do?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Oh, nothing much. I'd just like to get to know you better.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09And if there's time,

0:07:09 > 0:07:10see how you were made.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Are you sure you're not taking advantage of Clone Dennis?

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Nah, he's my opposite, he loves school and rules and chores.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh. But thanks to you, now I feel bad.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Fine, I'll go and get him so he can hang out with us.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30DOOR OPENS AND HE PANTS AND GULPS

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Oh, that was quick.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Sorry really I'm.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Sorry? What for?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38CATS MEW

0:07:41 > 0:07:42HE GASPS

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Was it maybe sorry for helping Walter break into the lab

0:07:46 > 0:07:47and clone his cat?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51A lot?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- HE GULPS - Of sort.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00You defaced Daddy's statue, Dennis,

0:08:00 > 0:08:05so in return I'm going to destroy your precious den.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Charge, my pretties!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11We're under cattack!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12It's only a few cloned cats.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15How scary could that be?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17SHE SQUEALS

0:08:19 > 0:08:22They're using the den as a giant scratching post.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25They're going to claw the place apart!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30When they're done with the den, they might start on us!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32How do we stop an army of evil cats?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'll send Gnasher to get help.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Who from? Robot samurais?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39No. The haberdashery.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43The place that sells stuff for knitting and...stuff.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Oh...

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Huh?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53What do cats eat for breakfast?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I don't know, what do cats eat for breakfast?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Mice Crispies.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Good boy, Gnasher.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- You ready?- Way no.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Look, I know you're scared and you like rules and it's really

0:09:09 > 0:09:13hard to tell what you're saying, but deep down you're still a Dennis.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17And Claudia's still a little kitty cat.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19CATS MEW

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Now!

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Ha! You think you can beat my cats with a few feeble balls of

0:09:31 > 0:09:33bargain basement wool?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Preposterous.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38CAT MEWS

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Worked it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50My mighty Claudias!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52No, cheap wool gives me a rash!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Argh! - THEY LAUGH

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Woohoo!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00HUMMING

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- SHE GASPS - The quantum bonds mustn't

0:10:07 > 0:10:08be permanent. Which means...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12But...you can't just disappear.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15We only just got to hang out.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Long so.- Long so.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21HE SIGHS

0:10:21 > 0:10:23GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I guess everything's back to normal.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yeah, the cats will disintegrate soon and then you'll have to

0:10:27 > 0:10:30get going with all those extra chores you've still got to do.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Forever.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Which will be double forever now, cos you've lost one of your boots.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40Double forever? Oh, NO-O-O!

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