The Wrong Man-ace

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05OPENING THEME PLAYS

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Mobster Koalas Two!

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Agh!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47"We're Coming for Eu...calyptus!"

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Agh!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And even more gangster-tastic

0:00:50 > 0:00:52splatter fest than Mobster Koalas One!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Argh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- My brother told me that Kingpin Penguin gets splattered!- No way!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01I love Kingpin Penguin. They can't kill her off.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Who prefers Gecko the Grass?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Ha, are you kidding me?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Gecko is a total guff.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm not saying I agree with him,

0:01:10 > 0:01:13but Paul has got some very strong opinions.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17You get snacked up, we'll get the tickets.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19DENNIS COUGHS

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Four of your finest tickets to see Mobster Koalas Two,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26in the row with the wheelchair spot, if you please?

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Can't sell you a ticket.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31This film is AA - Adult Accompanied only.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33What?! But we have to see this movie.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34We've been waiting for months.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No adult, no tickets.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Now, can you move, there are eligible customers waiting.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Move along, sonny!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Attending an AA film without an adult is a criminal offence.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Now, hurry up, I didn't want to miss the trailers.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55HE CHUCKLES

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Ooh!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Guys, I've won the jackpot! He-he-he.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I've won at the ice machine!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Did you remember to get the row with the wheelchair place?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Huh, yeah. About those tickets...the film is AA.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13We need an adult to get in.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17No! I want me some of that koala action.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, Paul is going to be so disappointed.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Oh, come on, guys.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I guess we'll just have to watch Mobster Koalas One again.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26No way!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I promised you a gangster-tastic splatter fest

0:02:28 > 0:02:31and I'm getting you a gangster-tastic splatter fest!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Come on, I've got an idea.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Dennis never gives up.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Dennis has...a plan!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48THEY LAUGH

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Dennis has facial hair!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'd say I have a certain mature sophistication.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57JJ LAUGHS

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Awesome! You look like a total guff-pot.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02How did you grow that so fast?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Ooh! Uh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39JJ GASPS

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51This is great! There's no way

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- we won't get into Mobster Koala Two now.- Uh!

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Please...please accept these as a little gift.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Yeah, sure, thanks.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03GNASHER BARKS

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Oh, got any sausages back there? - Uh-huh-huh.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Why is Butch Butcher giving YOU free pies?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Why isn't Butch Butcher giving ME free pies?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19There we are, Mr Big. I don't want any trouble now.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24The bigger question would be, why is Butch Butcher calling you Mr Big?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Pie!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Seriously, who cares?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32We've got pies and I've got

0:04:32 > 0:04:35face furniture to get us into Mobster Koalas.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Mr Big, we have missed you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45It would be the greatest of honours to offer you a free burger.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49And my friends, too?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Uh, but of course!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Any friend of Mr Big is a friend of mine.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55HE SNORTS

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. Voila.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06DENNIS CLEARS THROAT Excuse me.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08My friend here ordered banana.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12But of course, Mr Big, I don't want any trouble.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Mmm!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Stop with the eyes, Rubi.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Free pies, free sausages, free burgers. What's not to like?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26What's not like is that we have no idea who Mr Big really is.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30You've got to admit it, it seems odd that everyone is totes avoiding you.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I mean, more than usual.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Uh... VEHICLE APPROACHES

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hm, limo for Mr Big.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Lead the way!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Getting into a strange car with a total stranger?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Strange limousine.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Come on, you guys.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58This is such a bad idea.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hm, come on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Might be pies. - OK, let's stick together.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03And only come to help out

0:06:03 > 0:06:05when everything turns to guff-berries.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Ah! A super-luxe trip to the picture house,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14followed by those supercool koalas.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16This is the life, eh?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18This is someone else's life, Dennis.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28DOORS LOCK

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Enough with the hairy eyeballs!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh, yeah, getting into a car with

0:06:35 > 0:06:38a stranger turns out to be such a good idea.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42HE CLEARS THROAT

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- GNASHER:- Grrr!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46DENNIS CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY What's up?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Huh, tell me where the diamonds are.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- WHISPERS:- Maybe it's time to come clean.- Maybe you're right.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59The thing is...um...I'm not actually who you think I am.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm... This is all just a bit of a mix-up.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Huh-huh. You expect me to believe that, do you?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's not coming off!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Agh! Stop!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Stop mega pulling!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What did you stick it with?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23"Stick-tastic glue.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27"Absolutely not to be used for fake moustaches." Pah!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Maybe I should've thought this through.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Come on, I'm waiting.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Those diamonds are mine.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39And...and...you aren't going anywhere till you tell

0:07:39 > 0:07:40me where they are.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42HE GULPS

0:07:42 > 0:07:45OK... I'll tell you where the diamonds are.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47THEY GASP

0:07:47 > 0:07:49You've got diamonds? Ow.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Come on, spill!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Actually...I can't tell you where the diamonds are.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Stop playing games, Mr Big.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59I ain't no silly.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I can't tell you - they're hidden in a special place.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06But I can show you.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10All right, but no funny business.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18What do you get if you cross a gangster and a bin man?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22I don't know, what do you get if you cross a gangster and a bin man?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Organised grime! Ha!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- WHISPERS:- Why did you tell him the diamonds were at the cinema?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Just wait.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Come on, stop wasting time.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I want my shiny diamonds.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42The diamonds are in there!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ice in the ice! Ha-ha, classic.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51huh, the diamonds are in there?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52What if I swallowed some?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm sure you're fine, Pieface.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04In fact, why don't you show our chunky charm

0:09:04 > 0:09:06how the ice machine works?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08All right.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oh, no, the diamonds!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21No, no, my shiny diamonds!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Ronny the Neck, is that you?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Huh?

0:09:39 > 0:09:44The game's up, Necky. Your bad-guy days are over.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47It weren't me, Sarge. It was Mr Big.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK, going to need some help here.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Our pleasure!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Aaaargh-ow!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ow!

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Oh, that hurt!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'm not Mr Big...

0:10:06 > 0:10:08..I'm Dennis!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Grr!- Come along, Mr Neck.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've caught you ice-handed.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18We might not have seen Mobster Koalas,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20but that was a show worth seeing, right, guys?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Really?!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Need help with those eyebrows?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Hey, it was fun, right?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29The whole thing, and the gangster,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31and the limo and the threats and stuff...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Wait, no!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Aaaargh-ow!