Red and Black to the Future

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0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:44 > 0:00:45VOLUME INCREASES

0:00:53 > 0:00:56LOUD BLAST

0:00:56 > 0:00:58GNASHER GROANS

0:00:58 > 0:00:59RADIO CLICKS ON

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Hey, Dennis. Where are you?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06I'm at the den practising my amaze beans finale

0:01:06 > 0:01:08for the Dinmakers concert tonight.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Where are you?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10I'm at the hall for the sound check,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12which is where you should be.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Ah, guff bombs! I totes forgot.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16We're on our way.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Can you swing by the lab and pick up Rubi?

0:01:18 > 0:01:19She's not here either.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Hey, Rubi?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Huh! Check it out, Gnasher!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32It's a clock cogball thing.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Hmm... Instructions.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36"Do not operate machine..."

0:01:36 > 0:01:37DENNIS SNORES

0:01:42 > 0:01:44DENNIS YELLS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47No, spiky-haired meddling boy!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Do not touch!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Oh, dear.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57BIRD YELLS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00THEY GRUNT

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Dennis!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, thank Einstein.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06The hedgehog-headed boy and dog are all right.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07What's with the personal-space invasion?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You've been gone for two weeks.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10We've been worried sick.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Foolish boy

0:02:12 > 0:02:15messing with a time machine without reading the instructions.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I read the front page... What? Time machine?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Shush! It's very extremely top secret.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Inside.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24I had removed the time machine

0:02:24 > 0:02:27in the townhall clock tower to repair it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, there's a time machine in the townhall clock tower, by the way.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I had just finished when you and your fiddly little fidget mitts

0:02:34 > 0:02:37sent you travelling two weeks forward in time.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Cool!- No, not cool.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41If you bumped into another version of yourself,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44you could've destroyed the space-time continuum.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Yeah, but do we really need the space-time continuum thing?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yes, without it the entire universe would go

0:02:50 > 0:02:54boom, boom, clack, bang, bang, boom, bang, bang, boom.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Bang.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57GNASHER GULPS

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I heard this great joke about time travel.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Really? When did you hear it?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Tomorrow.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07DRUM ROLL

0:03:07 > 0:03:11The lesson here is always read the instructions before using

0:03:11 > 0:03:13a time machine.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I have been studying it for years

0:03:15 > 0:03:17and even I have trouble remembering how it works.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Dad, you have trouble remembering how the front door works.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And that's why I write myself instructions.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27"Take door opening lever and rotate 40 degrees downwards and..."

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Oh, simple.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Rubi, you call his parents.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33They'll be fretting like toasty snowmen after two weeks.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Wait! What? Two weeks?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I've missed the big Dinmakers concert.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39No!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42You're lucky to be alive after messing with the time machine.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Time machine?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Guessing this will send us backwards.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Dennis! You total guff donkey.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, Newton's socks!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57The time destination sprocket has sproinged.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01They've gone back in time, but I can't tell how far.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Ugh!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oh, sorry, pal.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15DINOSAUR ROARS

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Good point. Well made.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Run!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21THEY PANT

0:04:22 > 0:04:25We've come back to the time of the dinosaurs!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28DENNIS SCREAMS

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Dr Pifflepooper?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32What are you doing here in the time of the dinosaurs?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34It's Pfooflepfeffer!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37And your shenanigans have interrupted an important

0:04:37 > 0:04:38scientific breakthrough.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Dinosaur bones?

0:04:40 > 0:04:41In a cage?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43And a big laser thingy?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yes, you dolt.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I was regenerating a Gnashersaurus Rex

0:04:47 > 0:04:50from the DNA in these dinosaur bones,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52but somehow it escaped.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Wait a time travelling minute.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56We're not in the time of the dinosaurs at all.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Cool!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58GROWLING

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Not cool. Run!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03SHE SCREAMS

0:05:12 > 0:05:14DENNIS GULPS

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You want it? Go on, then.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Fetch!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20MACHINE POWERS UP

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ah!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25WHOOSHING

0:05:27 > 0:05:28WHOOSHING STOPS

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Hah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33"Read the instructions"?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Psst. We time travelled twice and everything's fine.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38GNASHER GROANS

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I think we're cool.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Just as long as we don't bump into ourselves and break that

0:05:42 > 0:05:45space-time continuum thing... Oh!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51What was that about meeting another version of yourself

0:05:51 > 0:05:54and the universe going, "Boom, boom"?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Let's go and find Professor Screwtop quick!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Professor Screwtop!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Great Scott!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Spiky-haired making me jump boy.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09What are you doing up there?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10I'm just...

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Uh, definitely not doing anything top secret with a time machine.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Don't worry, Prof.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Your secret's safe with me.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20GNASHER LAUGHS

0:06:22 > 0:06:25If it is indeed true that you and the tousy dog bowl

0:06:25 > 0:06:27have travelled back in time,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31it is imperative that you don't change anything!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Don't worry, we've only nearly destroyed the

0:06:33 > 0:06:35space-time continuum thingy once and...

0:06:35 > 0:06:38..hardly anything else happened.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ah, you weren't chased by a dinosaur?!

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Or two?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43GROWLING

0:06:44 > 0:06:45THEY SCREAM

0:06:52 > 0:06:54DENNIS EXHALES

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Hey, when are we?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58BIRD CHIRPS

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hey, Dennis! Where are you?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03We're back on the same day we left.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06And everything's totally the same.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08We didn't muck anything up at all.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Who needs instructions?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11ROARING

0:07:11 > 0:07:12SCREAMING

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Help, I'm being chased by a dinosaur!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24I'm not too happy.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30OK, a few more dinosaurs than when we left.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Maybe it is time to find those instructions.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33SHE SCREAMS

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Without bumping into ourselves or destroying the universe

0:07:37 > 0:07:39or being eaten by dinosaurs.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:07:41 > 0:07:44LOUD ROCK MUSIC

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Cool.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Skate bin.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Woohoo!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Red alert!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11HE BLOWS HARD ON PEASHOOTER

0:08:20 > 0:08:22HE BLOWS ON PEASHOOTER

0:08:24 > 0:08:25GNASHER BARKS

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Right, this is it!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Instructions. How hard can this be?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Huh? What?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's completely blank.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Except this one page that says,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40"Under no circumstances ever use this time machine."

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ah! What am I supposed to do with that?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44It's not like we can go back and...

0:08:44 > 0:08:45DENNIS GASPS

0:08:45 > 0:08:49We can stop ourselves from using the time machine in the first place.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Spiky-headed space-time continuum disrupting child,

0:08:53 > 0:08:56you must not use that time machine!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57I wasn't going to use it,

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I was going to smash it.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02You can't smash my time machine!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Whoa!- Ahh!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04GNASHER BARKS

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Hey, Rubi!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Maybe being chased around by dinosaurs has made that me

0:09:12 > 0:09:13want to read instructions.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14MACHINE POWERS ON

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Ah, check it out, Gnasher.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's a clock cogball thing.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Hmm... "Instructions".

0:09:20 > 0:09:22"Do not operate machine..."

0:09:22 > 0:09:23DENNIS SNORES

0:09:25 > 0:09:27What is it with me and instructions?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35I've got to stop him...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Me, him, what...?

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Instructions aren't much good now.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41DENNIS GASPS

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Unless...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ah!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ah, you broke my time machine!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Ooh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Watch out! Dinosaur!

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Dinosaur?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53GROWLS

0:09:54 > 0:09:55GNASHER GROANS

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Did I just see...?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Nope, nope, you definitely didn't.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01What just happened?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05By my calculations, I think nothing just happened.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07But in a good way.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Come on, Dennis. We need to rehearse for the big gig tonight.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, yeah! The gig.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Don't want to miss that.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Why would you...? Why would...?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Why would you be missing it?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Why, why would you be missing it?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Huh?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23CROWD CHEERS

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Thank you, Beanotown! We love you!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm afraid that's all we've got time for.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35CROWD GROANS

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Unless...

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Don't even think about it!