0:00:02 > 0:00:07THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:41 > 0:00:44LAUGHTER
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Ha-ha, yeah.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Yay!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Woohoo!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59GNASHER HOWLS
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Don't worry, Gnasher, you won't have to wear your cone for long.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Abyssinian whitehaired tripe hounds are famous for healing quickly.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13GNASHER GROWLS
0:01:13 > 0:01:14HE BARKS
0:01:14 > 0:01:17CAT LAUGHS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19GNASHER GROWLS
0:01:23 > 0:01:24GNASHER BARKS
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Mmm. That thing is so not streamlined.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Oops, maybe not.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33How am I going to smuggle you into school?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37There's no way you can pass as my backpack with that thing on.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's a glitter canon so I can celebrate
0:01:39 > 0:01:41when I pass my maths test.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I thought it was Bring Your Hairy Ice Cream To School day.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49My pack lunch is learning the...tuba?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Even Creature won't buy that.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Sorry, boy, you can't come to school with me.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Not while you're all coned up.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I know. Gran!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03GNASHER BARKS
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Maybe lay off the barking while you've got that thing on, eh, boy?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Of course you can stay.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Just make sure you don't get in the way of my knitting,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16UFO spotting and quad biking.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I like to do them all at once.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Awesome sauce. You guys have fun. I'll catch you after school.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Oi, Dennis, not so fast!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's only one side car on the motorbike.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30If I'm looking after Gnasher, you'll have to look after Rasher.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Suppose it might be fun hanging out with Rasher for a change.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Here, I'll leave you my spare so we can keep in touch.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Oh, you'll need this.- Come on, Rasher, we're going to be late.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Don't have too much fun without me, Gnasher.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER
0:02:54 > 0:02:56GNASHER GROANS
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Huh?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Come on! Oh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Hey, where are you going with that pig?- What pig?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oh, right.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE WHISTLES
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I miss Gnasher.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Hey, Olive, I don't suppose you've seen a pig around here?- A pig?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What would a pig be doing in me kitchen?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I mean I've got some flies, the occasional mouse
0:03:38 > 0:03:42and I did find a fox in the larder last week, but definitely not pigs.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47The very thought. Anyway, why aren't you in class?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48HE GASPS
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I'm so late!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Dennis! You've broken school rule number 792.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No unauthorised cabbages in class.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02The first time that rule has been broken.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Cool, I'm a cabbage king.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04LAUGHTER
0:04:04 > 0:04:07BARKING
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Hey, boy, you OK? Sorry, can't talk right now.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12LAUGHTER
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Is that Dennis? Sounds like they're all having bags of fun without you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Game of basketball?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Five points!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Why are basketball players messy eaters?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, I don't know.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Why are basketball players messy eaters?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Because they're always dribbling.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35LAUGHTER
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Keep them peeled for any sign of Rasher.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44SHE BANGS ON PAN
0:04:44 > 0:04:50Listen up. All the food has gone missing, but no need to panic.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I've been on an extreme cooking course so I've knocked up
0:04:54 > 0:04:56a meal using the contents of the gym cupboard.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Who's for baked bean bags?
0:05:03 > 0:05:09- Whoa! She's eaten a whole term's worth of pies.- Pies.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11OK, clearly we can't let Rasher out of our sight.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We'll have to find her a disguise.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Mmm, she looks about the same size as my Aunt Helga.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19HE WHISTLES
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Oi, class, meet our new foreign exchange student...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Er...Freya.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, Freya, what a lovely name.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Oh, hello, Freya.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Might I be so bold as to ask where you're from?- She's from...
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Veggie-burg.- Ah, a veggie burger. I have summered there.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50If you want to get away from this riffraff,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'll be more than happy to show you around.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55My father's the Mayor, you know. I don't like to talk about it.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Doesn't he realise...? Oh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01LAUGHTER
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh, Rasher, that was amazing.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Come on then, glum chops. Fancy a ride in my sidecar?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:37 > 0:06:40LAUGHTER
0:06:44 > 0:06:46MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:52 > 0:06:55RASHER SNORES
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Freya, allow me to take you away from these imbeciles.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ah, it's a pig!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12LAUGHTER
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Who did he think she was?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Oh, I'll teach that pig to break my heart. I mean, to mess with me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Gnasher! Hiya, boy. Such a downer you weren't at school today.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Wish you could've seen Rasher. She was hilarious.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Everyone loved her.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36GNASHER WHIMPERS
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Oh, who's a good girl? - What a lovely piggy.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42SAD MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:44 > 0:07:46How about when Rasher ate Walter's flowers.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You should've seen it, Gnasher.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Gnasher? Gnasher?!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59We'll cover more ground if we split up.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Just checking the den, Rasher. I'll be right back.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Gnasher? You here?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, I hope you're not in trouble, boy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Gnasher, here, boy. Anyone seen him yet.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- No.- Sorry, Dennis.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Er, what are we looking for again?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30RASHER SNORTS
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Rasher? Oh, guff-bombs. Not you too.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Whoo!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Shush.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02HE SPLUTTERS
0:09:03 > 0:09:05HE GASPS
0:09:09 > 0:09:12You've ruined Father's car.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Which makes me feel even less guilty about bringing you here.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21GNASHER GROWLS
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, look, a cross between a mangy mongrel and a shuttlecock.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Farewell, pointless pooch.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37HE HOWLS AND BARKS
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Gnasher! Don't worry, boy. I'm coming.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48GNASHER BARKS
0:09:52 > 0:09:54WINDOWS SMASH
0:09:54 > 0:09:56GNASHER GROWLS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Ha! You'll have to do better than that.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14HE SPLUTTERS
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Blamtastic shot, Gnasher.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, I've missed you, mate.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21See, I told you
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Abyssinian whitehaired tripe hounds heal quickly.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33HE SPLUTTERS