Postcards from the Veg

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04ROCK MUSIC

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:47I'm telling you, Paul's not himself. He's pale, he's not eating.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- He's a potato!- Not just any potato.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52You're the King of King Edwards, aren't you?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Come on, spuddy buddy. Cheer up!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Maybe he's not PEELING very well.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00GNASHER CHUCKLES

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Um... I know! Paul needs a holiday.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06A holiday. HE SNIGGERS

0:01:12 > 0:01:15LOUD GUITAR STRUMMING

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Pie-Face!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Guys, anyone seen Paul? I can't find him anywhere.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, but this arrived whilst you were out.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29HE GASPS

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's from Paul!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33The potato wrote you a letter?!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Whoa! That's a-amazing, isn't it? Guys? Huh, huh!? Guys?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I don't believe it...!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44The little scamp's gone on holiday without me.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45I wonder where he went.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- JJ:- You potato-napped Paul. - Yep!

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Pie-face did say Paul needed a holiday!- Exactly!

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Pie-Face is going to love this.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Say "mash"!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- BOTH:- Pie-Face!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Look, Paul sent me a postcard!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17See, I told you he'd love it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Yeah, yeah, but let's give Paul back now, OK?- No way!

0:02:20 > 0:02:25Paul's epic road trip is just getting started.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28ROCK MUSIC

0:02:43 > 0:02:45HE GASPS

0:02:47 > 0:02:48HE EXCLAIMS

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Hup! Hup!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hup! Hup! Hup!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58JJ BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF

0:02:58 > 0:02:59I miss Paul.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02JJ AND RUBI GROAN

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Look, he's hooked up with another potato.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Aw! I think she looks like a sweet potato.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11GNASHER GROANS

0:03:12 > 0:03:16What do you say to an angry baked potato?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I don't know. What do you say to an angry baked potato?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Nothing, you just butter it up!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24COMEDY RIMSHOT

0:03:26 > 0:03:28What if Paul never comes home?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30HE WHIMPERS

0:03:32 > 0:03:34That's it. Game over. Paul's coming home.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38He will, I promise - right after one last amazing holiday snap.

0:03:38 > 0:03:44Imagine Paul doing the walk of death over the Grand Chip Fryer Canyon!

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Grand Chip what now?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46At Beano Burgers.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48We take the photo of the chip fryer

0:03:48 > 0:03:50and fake Paul crossing it on a tightrope.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Pie-Face will think it's blamtastic.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, he won't. He'll be worried sick.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57This has gone too far!

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Count me out, too.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00But... Aw! Hmm...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Maybe we should quit while we're ahead.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Quit while we're ahead?! Seriously?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12This one's going to blamdunk it out the park!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Ah-hmm!- Whoa!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Beanotown bylaw 438 - no skateboarding with dogs!

0:04:23 > 0:04:24GNASHER GROWLS

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Not worth it, Gnasher! We've got bigger potatoes to fry.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Huh?- Oh, looking for this?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36What, pray tell, are you doing with your best friend's best friend?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Gnasher, fetch!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41WALTER WHIMPERS

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Eurgh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Where are your manners, Gnasher? Say thank you.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Ew! Stop, you foul-breath hound!

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Stop!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Don't be so quick to laugh, Dennis.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59That rotten root vegetable's going to be mash before the day is out!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Here's the deal.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07We get in, get eyes on the chip fryer, get the snap and get out.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Then all we need to do is paste Paul into the photo

0:05:10 > 0:05:12and the daredevil potato has his big finale.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- ACCORDION MUSIC - Allo, bonjour, what can I get you?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Bonjour, to you, too. Chips, please.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26GNASHER CHUCKLES

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Now's our chance.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Hmm! Time to find out just how precious this potato really is.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38HE CHUCKLES EVILLY

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Wait till Pie-Face sees Paul do the walk of death!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49He's going to be...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Huh? Wh-where is Paul?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54GNASHER SNIFFS I left him right here!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55GNASHER WOOFS

0:05:55 > 0:05:56No!

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Hey! Hey! Wait! I think you've got the wrong potato.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Huh?! I have a wrong potato? - HE SNORTS

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Er... Um... No. Nothing. Carry on.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Mm, bof.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11KNIFE FALLS

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Everything OK, Dennis?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Uh, yeah, of course. I mean, why wouldn't it be?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Everything's perfectly fine. Nothing wrong at all.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19THEY SCREAM

0:06:21 > 0:06:24So, Dennis, we brought Pie-Face here to cheer him up

0:06:24 > 0:06:26because he's really missing Paul.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Do you hear that, Dennis? He wants Paul back!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, nothing will ever cheer me up again.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Except maybe a plate of chips!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37HE GASPS

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Do you think he'll ever figure out that chips are made of potatoes?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43No, and we must never speak of this again.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Chip, Dennis?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47THEY SCREAM

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Mm! Best chips ever. Which Paul had been there to share them.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56GNASHER CHUCKLES

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Are you going to tell him, or shall I?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Um... Well, the thing is...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, my, what's this?! A perfectly timed paper plane!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Whatever next? It's, um... HE GASPS

0:07:06 > 0:07:09..a special offer, from Butch Butcher.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13It says, "Giving away free pies... right now"!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Pies!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- What just happened? - Pie-Face heard the word "free pies".

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I had to say something. Look.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25JJ GASPS

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Walter's got Paul?!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30If you losers want your mouldy potato back, Dennis and

0:07:30 > 0:07:32his mutt have to be the butlers

0:07:32 > 0:07:35at my Beanotown glitterati garden party.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37There is no way that is happening!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'll just have to figure out how to rescue Paul.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Pie-Face will never know.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43There weren't any free pies.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, this is turning into the worst day ever!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49You have got to tell him - now!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51DENNIS INHALES SHARPLY

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Pie-Face, promise not to get mad.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57About Paul's holiday...

0:07:58 > 0:08:03Noooooooo!

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Wait, so Paul didn't leave me for a sweet potato after all.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Thank you! Thank you!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah, no problem.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Hey, look, don't worry, Pie-Face - we'll get Paul back.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Even if I have to work as Walter's butler for a week.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You'd do that for me? For Paul?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Unless anyone's got a better idea.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Actually, I might have an idea.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31It involves pie.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33GNASHER GROANS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I say, butler!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41More drinks over here - now.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44DENNIS WHISTLES

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh, Walter, how marvellous - a trolley doggie.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yes, he's a bit smelly, but we manage.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51GNASHER GROWLS

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Time for the main course...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57..baked potatoes.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Where's the pizza and pinatas?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03What uninspiring party cuisine!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Dennis, as my loyal little butler,

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I'll let you be the first to choose a potato to bake.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12DENNIS GULPS

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, and here's a fork to prick it full of holes.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Come on, we're waiting...

0:09:20 > 0:09:23SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS

0:09:23 > 0:09:24DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Phew! Saved by the bell. Thought they'd never get here.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29What is that?!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33As you've been such a wonderful boss, I decided to

0:09:33 > 0:09:37go beyond the call of duty and prepare the main course myself.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I didn't ask for pie.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41You're getting it anyway.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Now!

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Argh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Go get Paul!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01HE WAILS AND CHUCKLES

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Yeah!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ugh!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Ha!- Hey!- Mission accomplished.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- So glad you didn't eat Paul after all.- Hm, what do you mean?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I thought those chips at Beano Burgers were Paul.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31PIE-FACE WHIMPERS

0:10:31 > 0:10:33You mean, chips are made from...?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yes. I mean, no, no. I mean...no?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Guess I'll just have to eat crisps instead!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43ROCK MUSIC