Dinmaker Diva

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:34# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:41SPLAT!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ohh!

0:00:43 > 0:00:48There you go, Dennis, an extra-big helping for you today!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Ohh...

0:00:49 > 0:00:53A whole new level of disgusting. I'm impressed.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Ew!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Mmm, yummy!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00How come Walter gets that and we get...this?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I've got allergies...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05..to disgusting slop! Hah!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10Thankfully, Daddy's the mayor, so Walter eats what Walter wants.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Time for the old drop-the-slop!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Everyone, you know the drill.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26THEY CHEER

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Yes! Slop dropped!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30BEEPING

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Busting guff-berries!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Olive a pop star?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Hmm.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Olive a pop star? Seriously?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43We'd have noticed. There would have been clues.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45One, two! One, two!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Any more for any more?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Even just a small clue.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Thank you, thank you.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I couldn't have served this food without you!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I mean, there's just no evidence of a past career as a famous singer.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59MUSIC STARTS

0:01:59 > 0:02:01MUSICAL CLANGING

0:02:01 > 0:02:04# Gravy, it is great

0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Gravy! #

0:02:08 > 0:02:09OLIVE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Finished already? Here, have some more.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14SPLAT!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ohh...

0:02:17 > 0:02:21If only we could get Olive out of the kitchen and back on stage.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24We need something to tempt her to sing again.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Grr.- Yeah. Some kind of singing contest.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Rrr-rr-rr!- Are you OK, Gnasher?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34The Battle Of The Bands!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37First prize - a recording contract and a world tour.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41If we can get Olive to enter, she'll win, go on the world tour

0:02:41 > 0:02:44and we'll get a new cook! I can see it now.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49This has GOT to happen.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Olive is joining the DinMakers.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'm sorry, dearie.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56My singing days are behind me.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58My future's in sprouts!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Come on, Olive, we can't win the Battle Of The Bands without you.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Well, it was fun being in a band.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05The awards, the celebrity parties,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07the presents from adoring fans

0:03:07 > 0:03:11but, honestly, I'd miss the smell of gravy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- Pie Face smells like gravy.- Mmm. Gravy.- How about it, Olive?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I bet your singing's even better than your cooking. Hmm?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, you charmers!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26All right. I'll get my lawyer to work up the contract.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29See you at first rehearsal, DARLINGS!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Darlings?- Rehearsal?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Contract?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Don't worry. All big stars sign contracts.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do we want to win this thing or not?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Dennis singing with a dinner lady?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43FYI, Olive's won awards!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oh, please! I could beat that old slop-server in a heartbeat.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'd like to see you try. Oh, hold on. You can't.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You don't have a band.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hmmph!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Daddy, it's me. I want the best band money can buy,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59and I want it now!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'll show that Dennis

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and his BinMakers.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Gravy, it is great

0:04:08 > 0:04:13# Splash it all over your plate

0:04:13 > 0:04:15# You better believe it

0:04:15 > 0:04:17# Don't be naive

0:04:17 > 0:04:21# It's the best of all the tastes

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# With gravy on your food

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# You'll be a real cool dude

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# A sauce like no other

0:04:30 > 0:04:32# My sisters and brothers

0:04:32 > 0:04:34# You know what you have to choose

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# Gravy! #

0:04:37 > 0:04:39THEY CHEER

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Olive, you're the best!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I can see it now. "And first prize goes to

0:04:44 > 0:04:47"Dennis and the DinMakers!"

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, no, dearie.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55First prize will go to Olive and the DinnerMakers.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56What?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01I think you'll find the name changes in the contract we signed earlier.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03HE GASPS

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Right, your job is to make sure we win Battle of the Bands. Got it?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10We'd never compromise our artistic principles

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- for a tacky music competition.- Cash!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- When do we start?- Now!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17No, no, no!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Dennis, how many times?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23You hold the microphone in your left hand.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26So unprofessional! I can't work like this.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I need more gobstoppers. Where are my gobstoppers?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- I put gobstoppers into the contract! - Here you are, Olive.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38No, no, no! I told you to take the blue ones out first.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41How am I expected to perform when no-one shows any respect

0:05:41 > 0:05:43to the star?

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Someone pick those up before I break an ankle.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE SNIFFS

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Not you! I need a puppy in my handbag. Get in!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I think you'll find it's in the contract.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57No puppy, no singy-songy.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ohh...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05HE CHOMPS

0:06:05 > 0:06:09What do you call a cow in a band?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12I don't know. What do you call a cow in a band?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14A moo-sician!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Stardom's gone to Olive's head.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I say we tear up the contract and kick her out!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Guys, if we stick to the plan, we can ditch the slop for ever!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Eating slop was better than this!

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oh, come on! Think of all those blam-batious new school dinners.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- ALL:- OK!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Thanks, guys. You won't regret it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38All right, dearies. It's time you started dressing like stars!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40No way!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- It's in the... - CHILDREN:- Contract.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47You put those on. I need to commune with my guru.

0:06:49 > 0:06:55Change of plan. We've got to lose Battle Of The Bands,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58then Olive's contract goes out the window.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03# I will always love me! #

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07No money is worth this.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.- We're wiggling straight out of that door.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13No, wait! Come back!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I'll give you more money!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Oh! I don't need you anyway.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22You'll see. I'm going solo!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24# O sole mio... #

0:07:24 > 0:07:26GLASS SHATTERS

0:07:26 > 0:07:28So, how are we going to lose, Dennis?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Olive is a diva but she's got a killer voice.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34OUT-OF-TUNE SINGING

0:07:34 > 0:07:37GLASS SHATTERS

0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's a KILLER voice!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Is that Walter?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45That, my friends, is the sound of a plan coming together.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49# One is going solo... #

0:07:49 > 0:07:50That's it! I'm done.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You'll have to do Battle Of The Bands without me and Gnasher.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Dennis, wait. We'll never win without you.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58We need you!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- I still don't understand the pl... Ow!- Well, well, well.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- A little artistic spat?- No. Everything's fine.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Dennis will be back any minute now.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11And I'm never coming back!

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Oh, no! Who's going to sing the big duet with Olive now?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I was so looking forward to winning

0:08:19 > 0:08:22and becoming an international superstar.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Oh...- Um, I still don't understand...

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Hold on just a blam-dangly minute!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Walter, was that you singing in the corridor just now?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36It was, actually. Just experimenting with my vibrato.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Wow! You are good.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, he's... Ow!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Too bad you couldn't possibly replace Dennis, because that would

0:08:43 > 0:08:46make him really, really, really cross.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Dennis would be cross, you say?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Well, I might consider helping you. - Really?- Really?!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Really! Meet the new lead singer of the DinMakers.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59# Me-e-e-e-e! #

0:08:59 > 0:09:01GLASS SHATTERS

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Me.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Welcome to Beanotown Battle Of The Bands.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Please welcome our first act of the night,

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Olive, Walter and the DinnerMakers.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13CHEERING

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Hello, Beanotown!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18What ho, adoring fans!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22This one is for all the gravy-lovers out there.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26# Gravy, it is great

0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Splash it all over your plate... #

0:09:30 > 0:09:32MUSIC CHANGES

0:09:32 > 0:09:34# My name is Walter

0:09:34 > 0:09:36# I am great

0:09:36 > 0:09:39# You'll never beat me You're too late... #

0:09:39 > 0:09:40BOOING

0:09:40 > 0:09:43# You'd better believe it I am supreme

0:09:43 > 0:09:47# My brilliance is a family trait

0:09:47 > 0:09:51# Walter... #

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You ruined my comeback!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Ow!- Yeah!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01I think the DinMakers just lost Battle Of The Bands.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03SPLAT!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Great to have you back in the kitchen, Olive.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Being a pop star is all well and good, but I missed my gravy.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13And, Walter, Daddy wasn't very happy about you losing

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Battle Of The Bands, was he?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19So it's back to normal school dinners.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- SPLAT! - Ohh...

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Drop-the-slop manoeuvre is go.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35THEY CHEER

0:10:35 > 0:10:37From pop star to slop star!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40HE CHUCKLES