Night of the Living Veg

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:26 > 0:00:33# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Unleashed! #

0:00:41 > 0:00:46Remember, whichever team grows the biggest veg gets ten minutes'

0:00:46 > 0:00:48extra lunch break for a week.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50But it's not about prizes.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Gardening is about peace, calm, and patience.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58GNASHER GNASHES Chomp-Grow 9,000 coming through!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Good use of modern technology, Dennis. Carry on.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Time for some high-speed seed.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15Blam, water. Result. What now?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Now we wait up to 21 days for the seeds to germinate.- Wait?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22They're plants, Dennis. They take time.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Oh, there must be some way to speed it up. What do plants like?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29My dad says plants like it when you talk to them.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Sounds silly to me, eh, Paul? - Good plan.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hurry up and grow, you lazy veg!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Look, a couple of prize turnips.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Sure, Walter, like you could do better.- Mmm!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Your plants are coming on unbelievably well, Walter.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52That's because I'm sprinkling them with my father's VV.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54EVERYONE GROANS

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Wilbur's veggie vitamins. VV.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03This stuff is going to win me that extra ten-minute lunch.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06At last, my food will properly settle.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be growing.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13We need our own top-secret, super fast fertiliser.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Funny you should mention.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18My Nana makes this to a top-secret family recipe.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21One drop per plant and VOOM!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Danger, blah, blah, blah. One drop only, blah, blah.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Never mix with industrial waste, blah, blah, blah. Sounds safe to me.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What's in that stuff? - Chill, it's organic.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, it's got organs in.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Same thing, yeah?

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Right, class. Triple maths time.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39THEY ALL GROAN

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Ooh, yay, time for sums!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47One drop only? Bet one bottle's even better.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51GNASHER BARKS

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Nice find, Gnasher! Let's see if Walter's VV can liven things up.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, guff bombs. Come on, Gnasher.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Even maths is better than waiting for these veggies to grow.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27That's what I call a rehearsal.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34GROWLING JJ? Rubi?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Is that you?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39You're not scaring me, guys.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Scared!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52OK, Gnasher, I think we do what we always do when we're faced

0:03:52 > 0:03:54with a load of carrots.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Run!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05JJ, open up! I'm being chased by mutant carrots.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Chased by mutant carrots, that's a new one.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Dennis, you're being chased by mutant carrots.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Did I not mention that?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's got to be something to do with your Nana's fertiliser.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- I don't get what's gone wrong. You only used one drop.- Erm...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You used more than one drop.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- DENNIS MUMBLES - You used the whole bottle?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31The gardening thing was taking way too long!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Ugh.- We have to do something. The whole town's in danger.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37We should go to the allotment and see what else has sprouted.

0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Huh?- We didn't just plant carrots, Dennis.- Oh, guff bombs.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Come on!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- What's invisible and smells of carrots?- I don't know.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- What is invisible and smells of carrots?- Rabbit's guffs.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54FLATULENT TOOT

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Let's get out of here.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Pie-Face, Rubi, meet us at the allotment now.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Walter? What are you doing here?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Cheating, of course.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You left the price labels on, you guff donkey.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- At least I have veg!- Oh, I got veg.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Here comes your five a day.- Aah!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42We planted carrots, runner beans, and sprouts.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Why are we only being chased by carrots?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well, that answers that question.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Quick, in here!

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Right, we need a plan to stop those veg.- How did they get so big?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Maybe perhaps I used a little too much fertiliser,

0:06:04 > 0:06:08but I didn't mix it with industrial waste, just Walter's VV.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Wilbur's VV is 99% industrial waste

0:06:12 > 0:06:13and 1% liquorice.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Trust your dad to peddle toxic chemicals

0:06:16 > 0:06:18and use liquorice. Yuck.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23We need to stop those veggies before they get any bigger.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29This might come in handy.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- A bioactive photochemical matrix agitator.- What?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35A veggie detector.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45It's right on top of us. It's right on top of us. Oh, it's Paul.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Hi, Paul.- Screening out potatoes.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Come on.- I'll keep watch...

0:06:53 > 0:06:54..on my own.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Wait for me!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- PIE-FACE:- Gosh, Paul, doesn't the school look romantic by moonlight?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Shh!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Something ahead.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Looks big.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Short, controlled gnashes.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12What is that?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18It's Ralph the caretaker.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Leave me. Save yourselves!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23No-one gets left behind.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Incoming, five metres and closing.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- I was locking up for the night. I found their lair.- Two metres.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37It's in the kitchen. When they saw Olive's blender, they went berserk.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38- PIE-FACE:- Oh, Paul!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- They're here!- Where?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Run, run, runner beans!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52This veg is rotten.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54THEY ALL GROAN AND STRUGGLE

0:07:56 > 0:07:59What does Olive even have a ridiculously large blender?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Gonna need a bigger blender.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I think the veg want to cook us for a change.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13We need to get free before they agree on a recipe.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19We need a mutant veg who's on our side.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21We need Paul.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26No, you can't be serious.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29The last thing we need is more massive monster veg.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31What's the worst that can happen?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Don't worry, guys. Paul always looks after his mate.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- Let's go. Now.- Wait. We can't just run away.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02If we don't stop these veg, they'll take over the whole town.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Listen. I've got a plan.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Go, potato, go!- On tonight's menu, a massive distraction.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Charge!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Aah!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, Dennis, now.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Yeah.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yee-haw!

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Amaze-beans! Maybe it's the carrots, maybe it's the hint of sprouts.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I reckon it's the 1% liquorice.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Blergh!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Don't worry, Paul. We'll get you back to normal...somehow.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Agitation in an aqueous solution of sodium stearate should work.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- ALL:- Huh? - Wash him in soap and water.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14But let's do it tomorrow.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I've got an idea worth waiting for.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25We have a winner!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Dennis and his friends get extra long lunch breaks for a week.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Yeah!- Yeah!- Blam! That's the thing about gardening, Walter.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37If you wait long enough, you get what you deserve.