The Hamazing Hamsterman

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04ROCK MUSIC

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Dennis! Gnasher!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Unleashed! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:45EVIL CACKLE

0:00:47 > 0:00:51At last, my experiment is complete!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Excuse me, Mr Von Screwtop?- Argh!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00My pen burst. Can you start from the beginning again?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Ah! For the benefit of Runny-Outty-Pen Boy, first,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I take this flask of nano-nuclear particles...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09This school trip is blam to the max!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Rubi, your dad has the coolest job!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Blowing things up, making worm holes in test-tubes!

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Not exactly worm holes, but he does have a small hadron collider.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oh! Hadron colliders are so last month!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25My father's security-tech lab has a hadron separator.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Look, I mean, only one hamster?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30It's quite pitiful, really.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32My father's lab uses hundreds.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I can't believe Dad is using hamsters!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Yeah. Who takes advantage of animals like...- Oh!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41GNASHER SNARLS

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- I'll get you out of here, little guy.- Eee-eee!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Professor? Dennis is holding back scientific progress!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50I... What...? Ooo!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You're safe now, little fella.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- TANNOY:- Small hadron collider activation in three...two...one.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10FIZZING

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Whoa!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Hey! Wait up!- Eee!- Ow!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm trying to save you!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Argh! Stripy-Sweater Boy! Are you OK?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- I think so.- Oh!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35How did you get in here, you naughty little pet hamster?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Pet? I thought you were using him.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Ohhhhh! How dare you?!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Who do you think I am - the father of Walter?!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Are you're sure you're OK, Dennis?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yeah, I'm good.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52CHEERING

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Sprouts!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, Paul, I wish this was a pie.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Olive had loads of sprouts left!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04GNASHER SHUDDERS

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Mm!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Mm-mm!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm just saving these for later.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28That boy's not OK.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Are you sure you feel OK, Dennis?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Weird things can happen in hadron colliders.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Rubi, stop stressing!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Anyone notice anything odd around here?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Honestly, I'm fine.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Here! Me and JJ against you and Pieface.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- If you insist, although you know you'll lose.- Huh!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It just that ever since you and that hamster

0:04:19 > 0:04:21went in the hadron collider...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Seriously, I'm fine!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Hey, Pieface, let me open that for you!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Careful, they're pie flavour.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33THEY GASP

0:04:34 > 0:04:36What?!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- That's it, I'm staging a hamster-vention.- Huh?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48At last, you're listening!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Argh!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59What do you think you're doing, Dennis?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I...I don't know what happened.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05It's like suddenly I knew Walter was going to do something,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07like some sort of spidey sense.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Or hamster sense.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hamster sense! That's ridiculous!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I've never heard of...

0:05:13 > 0:05:15WALTER LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Your...your face!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Whiskers! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Do you know where hamsters go on holiday?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Ooo! No. Where do hamsters go on holiday?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hamsterdam!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40I'm sure if we can somehow reverse the polarity, we could find a cure.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Why would I want a cure?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I've got superpouchy cheeks,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45supergnawrific teeth,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47superclimbing powers

0:05:47 > 0:05:50and superhamster-sense whiskers!

0:05:50 > 0:05:54I'm basically a superhero!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59What do you think would happen

0:05:59 > 0:06:01if I went in the hadron collider with a pie?

0:06:02 > 0:06:07Superpie to the rescue! Ah!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh! I'll need a costume and a cool hamster name!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Iron Ham? Mm.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ham Solo!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15No. Hamsterboy!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18And a theme song. Theme song! I'm going to need a theme song!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20ROCK MUSIC

0:06:54 > 0:06:56How's Dennis?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hibernate here.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Yep, I feared as much.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Eee-eee-eee!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Guys, I'm fine! Being a superhamster is cool!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22You're not a superhamster, you're just a giant pet!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27If the hadron collider caused this, then theoretically,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30we could reverse the process with a hadron separator.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Walter's dad has a hadron separator in his lab. No problem.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Apart from the bit where we have to smuggle a giant hamster

0:07:37 > 0:07:38into a high-security lab.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I've hacked into the lab.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45There is a way in, but it could take days to navigate all these pipes.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- ECHO:- Pipes, pipes, pipes!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49THEY CHEER

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Bring...it...on!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Walter's dad has built a massive hamster battery!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Eee-eee-eee!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Whoo!- Yay!- Whoo-hoo! They're free!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31The hadron separator's that way.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35WALTER WHIMPERS

0:08:35 > 0:08:38What are you doing with Daddy's hamsters?!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Argh! Ah!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43HAMSTER SQUEAKS

0:08:50 > 0:08:52WALTER LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What? No, wait! Stop!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Please! No! No! N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06The hadron separator should be right...here.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Here we go, my furry chum.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Initialising separator in three...two...one!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, I hope this works!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35You are in so much trouble, Dennis!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh! Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm in trouble?

0:09:39 > 0:09:43I wonder what Beano TV will say when I tell them

0:09:43 > 0:09:47your dad uses innocent little hamsters to power his lab?!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49SQUEAKS ANGRILY

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Not great for his public image.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- You wouldn't!- Oh, I will.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Unless you let us and all of those hamsters go!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00WALTER SNARLS

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Come on, guys!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03HAMSTERS SQUEAK HAPPILY

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Ah!- I brought Galahad home.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15You know what, Stripy-Sweater Boy?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I think you should keep him.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Yeah!- Whoo!

0:10:20 > 0:10:25After all, I now have many, many pet hamsters to look after.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27HAMSTERS SQUEAK HAPPILY

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Wh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Eee!