Bad Dad

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Ruff!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for one!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Oh, dear. Oh, no.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00This time, you've gone too far, Dennis!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03It was only a water bomb, Dad.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I was just having a bit of fun,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and Sergeant Slipper got in the way.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12It's time you learned that you can have fun without being a menace!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Impossible!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16You have to start acting more grown up, Dennis.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Who, me?!

0:01:20 > 0:01:26Yes! Lesson one is you helping out at my class reunion party

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- at Beano Town School today.- School?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30At the weekend?!

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Not another word! It'll do you good to see how well grown-ups behave.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40But school? Grown-ups? Oh! Can things get any worse?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I had to ask.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Do you have to dress up like that?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46It's on the invitation.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Wear traditional school uniform.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52My two boys off to school together.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm so proud!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Bleuch!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58BELL RINGS That'll be the rest of the gang.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02The gang! Why didn't you say Pie Face and Curly were coming too?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Hello, Dennis. Is your dad in? - Coming, boys!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Have fun!- OH!

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Come on, Gnasher. I can't face this without you!

0:02:20 > 0:02:25- Are you enjoying meeting Daddy's school friends?- Oh, yes, Father.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Everyone has been simply lovely...

0:02:28 > 0:02:29WALTER COUGHS

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- ..until now.- We're here, boys!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ah, good.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Dennis! What are you doing here?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Dad made me come. What's your excuse?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44I thought I'd help father make this a memorable reunion.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46That's the attitude.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- You could learn from him, Dennis. - Like how to be REALLY boring!

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Hey! I thought the invite said "school uniform only."

0:02:58 > 0:03:02That's odd. None of these other invites mention anything about...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05There must have been a mix-up at the printers.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Mix up at the printers. Ha-ha! That's a great...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hey, I smell a rat, Gnasher!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13LAUGHTER

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I knew it! Dad's been set up!

0:03:22 > 0:03:27I should have known old soppy-socks would try to make us look bad.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Well, what are you going to do about it?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Do?

0:03:30 > 0:03:35You can't let that sneaky swot get away with it. You have to get even!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Nonsense! We're adults, not children.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Ha-ha! That's taking the retro look too far.

0:03:42 > 0:03:48I know. I guess some people just never grew up. Sad, really.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51You're not going to let him get away with that, are you, Dad?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53HE FLUSTERS

0:03:53 > 0:03:54No, I am not!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58If he can play silly schoolboy tricks, so can we!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Just this once, mind.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Brilliant!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03BOTH: All for fun...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05And fun for all!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07HE LAUGHS

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Heh. Just like old times.

0:04:09 > 0:04:16- I get the feeling this lot are going to need our help, Gnasher.- Yes, yes!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Five, six.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22This is the spot, boys. I hope it's still in there.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Bingo! Our secret school-war chest.

0:04:30 > 0:04:35- Stink-bombs.- Itching powder. - Launcher rackets.- And these.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- One of my better inventions. - A boomerang?!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44With the emphasis on the boom!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ah! Heh-heh.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Wow!

0:04:49 > 0:04:55Just a little something I knocked up in detention... I mean...chemistry.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58OK, fellas. We've got launcher rackets.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01All we need now is something to launch.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04That's where I can help out!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE MAKES A TARZAN-LIKE CALL

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Great. They'll do nicely.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'll pretend I didn't see that. OK, gang, let's go to work!

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Looks like Dad's changed his mind about water-bombs, Gnasher!- Yes yes!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26OK, let's have a picture of your wonderful teacher, Mrs Creature,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30and myself to remind us of our reunion ball.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Ready?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Steady...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34FIRE!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Father!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Oh.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Maybe we should try that again, Son. I seem to have something in my eye.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Bull's-eye!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47THEY LAUGH

0:05:47 > 0:05:52Old soppy-socks. I think that's us all square now, gentlemen.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54You're all squares if you stop now!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57There's no need to cause more trouble.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's job done and time to enjoy the party. Right?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Yeah, let's get down there before that lot scoff all the grub.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05But...!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10When you were at school together,

0:06:10 > 0:06:15was Dennis' father REALLY voted most popular student EVERY year?

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Yes. But I've made sure he'll not win this time.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22This time, it's MY turn.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26That's not fair! We've got to do something. Gnasher!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31All right. The time has arrived for everyone to vote

0:06:31 > 0:06:34for the reunion's most popular student.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Congratulations, Father! - Not yet, Walter.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Make sure you judge your choice on their manners...- Ready?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43..their intelligence...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45GNASHER GROWLS

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Aim...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48..and, of course, their style!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50FIRE!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Ah!- Oh!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Wait a minute. I recognise those!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Boomerang bull's-eye!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Dennis! Put my boomerangs back!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Uh-oh.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Your boomerangs? I should have known you'd be behind all this.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Like father, like son! Come here at once!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Me?- No way! Dad didn't do it!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm sorry, Mrs Creature. It's all my fault.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24If I'd behaved more like a grown up than a menace,

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- none of this would have happened. - Far too late for apologies.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32You've behaved so badly, I'm going to have to call your mother!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, no! Not my mother!

0:07:34 > 0:07:40Come on, Gnasher. It's time to prove who the REAL menace is around here!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Serious. He's been causing havoc at his old school.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Throwing water bombs, cakes.- My boy?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, it's a mess!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Are you sure you don't mean Dennis?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55OK. I'm on my way.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56This I've got to see!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Your mother is coming to take you home, young man,

0:07:59 > 0:08:04leaving the rest of us to enjoy the party without any more...

0:08:04 > 0:08:05..trouble!

0:08:05 > 0:08:06- Gotcha!- Dennis!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Stop that boy!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Whoa!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Ha-ha! we have him now!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21That's the only way in or out. There's no escape this time.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- You were saying?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Get him!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34That's the last straw!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39So, what's my naughty boy...

0:08:40 > 0:08:41HE GASPS

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Mrs Creature! What HAVE you done?

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Dennis?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, I get it now!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53My grandson's arranged this ruse to get me here for a...

0:08:53 > 0:08:56PIE FIGHT!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, what fun!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00HE LAUGHS

0:09:05 > 0:09:09At last! The party's started.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Yes, yes, yes!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14THEY LAUGH

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Great shot, Dad!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I haven't lost my touch.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22HE LAUGHS

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Can we have order, PLEASE!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I'd like to ask you all for a show of hands

0:09:40 > 0:09:43to vote on this year's most popular student,

0:09:43 > 0:09:46before things fall into total chaos.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I vote for you, Father!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53I vote for my gran! The fun didn't start till she arrived.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Yes, Dennis' gran. - I'd vote for her too!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Dennis' gran.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Gran! Gran! Gran! Gran!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05You heard, big ears! My gran's won!

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Ooh, thanks. I'll weld this to my helmet when I get home.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14Speaking of which, you're all invited to continue the party at my place,

0:10:14 > 0:10:18where no rules are the rule!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20THEY CHEER

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Gnasher, our work here is done.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's a shame you lost out on the trophy.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29At least soppy-socks lost out too, though, eh?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- And we've kept it in the family. - With a little help from you.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34And you. Oh, and Gran!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Talking of which...

0:10:36 > 0:10:43ALL: Let's go party! All for fun and fun for all!

0:10:43 > 0:10:44THEY LAUGH

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