Gnasher in Nappies

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yeah!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly over rated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# After all that's said and done Shout, one for all and all for fun

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:52DENNIS HUMS A TUNE

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Poor old Gran, crashed her motorbike again.

0:00:56 > 0:01:01- Still, at least these flowers should cheer her up.- Yes, yes.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hmm.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE SNARLS

0:01:14 > 0:01:15OI!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17BREAKS SCREECH

0:01:24 > 0:01:29HE MUTTERS

0:01:29 > 0:01:31HE HUMS A TUNE

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Hey, excuse me, madam.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Do you know where I can buy some flowers?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'll sell you these, if you like?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Plenty more where they came from, eh, Gnasher?- He-he-he.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, thanks very much.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50HE HUMS A TUNE

0:01:50 > 0:01:51DENNIS GASPS

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Uh-oh!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oi, you, with the flowers.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01What?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hang on.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07O-o-o-o-oh.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Hmm.- Huh?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18DENNIS HUMS

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Hey, you! No dogs.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's a...toy.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Anyone can see that.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Look, you pull his ear to make him wag his tail

0:02:29 > 0:02:31and you press his nose to make him bark.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33GNASHER BARKS

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Oh, that's good!- Have a go.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Aaah! Ooh! Ooh! Aaah!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Realistic, isn't it?

0:02:43 > 0:02:49So, you were sold the flowers by a boy with a dog, were you?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I think I know who that is.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Hello, Dennis.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02How's me bike?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Bad news, Gran. I'm afraid it's smashed to bits.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Smashed to bits?!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Oh! I was only doing 150!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, never mind. Go and get us a cup of tea.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16All right, Gran.

0:03:17 > 0:03:23- There they are!- Dennis! Just as I thought.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24HE GRUMBLES

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Come on, come on! What's the matter with the lifts in this place?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33HE GASPS

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Get him!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Huh? - THEY PANT

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Uh...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Mind if we borrow that?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55They're catching up!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Release fleas!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Ruff!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yes! Result!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Woah-ah-ah!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ow!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ahhh!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Bubonic plague!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Ohh.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Oh!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Nice one, Gnasher.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31CRASH!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32DOOR OPENS

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Sorry, boy, we've got to disguise you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Don't do anything till I tell you.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Right, Gnasher, we're out of here.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Gnasher?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01HE GASPS

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Come on! Where are ya?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12DENNIS GASPS Who's a lovely little baby, eh?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Your daddy's going to be ever so proud.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18And look, here he is!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Bom bom-bom-bom Dee-doo dee-doo. #

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Hello, love. Oh, is that my little boy?!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Here, love.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, he's gorgeous.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36And look - he's got hair already. Coochie-coochie-coo!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh! Coochie-coochie-coo!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Here, I've...got something for you.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh! Is it me favourite?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hee-hee-hee! Might be!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Gnasher! Here, boy!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh, it is!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, you know how to spoil a girl!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Mr and Mrs Butcher?

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Sorry to trouble you, but there's been an outbreak of...baboonic plug?

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Baboonic plug? I've never heard of that. Have you, love?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07No, never.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Hm.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Maybe it was bubonic plague.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13THEY SCREAM

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, is it serious?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17SHE SNIFFS

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Aaaaah!

0:06:25 > 0:06:30Thought we'd just have a light snack to steady our nerves.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34That's very kind, love. Shame little junior can't have any.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37He's taking it all in, mind.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Look how he moves his head.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41He's eating meat already!

0:06:41 > 0:06:45I reckon we've got us a child prodigy.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Gnasher! One sniff of free grub and his brain turns to jelly.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52How will you get him back?

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Easy. We put this down the chimney, he bites on it, we pull him out.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02Who'd be daft enough to climb up on the roof with a fishing rod?!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05What?!

0:07:09 > 0:07:14TV: 'The authorities are searching for the perpetrator of this hoax

0:07:14 > 0:07:19'in which people feared they had bubogic plane.... Bubonic plague.'

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Now what's got into him?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I think he wants to crawl.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Heh-heh! Look at him go!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Don't let him get dirty in the fireplace.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- What's this? - TOY CAT SQUEAKS

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Got him!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Hang on, Pie Face.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48GNASHER GROWLS

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Ow! Ow!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52A-a-a-a-ah!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58THEY GROAN, TOY CAT SQUEAKS

0:07:59 > 0:08:01There he is. After him!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Uh-oh.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07We could get into a lot of trouble for this.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Why? We're only borrowing it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Uh?!

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Don't get me wrong, love, but this is beginning to cost us a fortune.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Better that than a baby who won't eat.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28GNASHER GROWLS

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Now what's got into him?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh! He must be teething.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Heave!- Woah!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Heave!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Woah!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- There they are!- Quick!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Heave!- Woah!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Woah-ah-ah!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08THEY COUGH

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Dennis, you are SO busted.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16But it was an accident. It's all because they took my dog.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Stop talking nonsense.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21You are coming with me, my boy,

0:09:21 > 0:09:23and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes

0:09:23 > 0:09:26when your dad finds out about this.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Gulp! - SIREN BLARES

0:09:28 > 0:09:30TYRES SCREECH

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Where are Mr and Mrs Butcher?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You left your baby at the hospital.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Our baby? Huh! What do you call this, then?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46GNASHER BURPS

0:09:46 > 0:09:47SHE SCREAMS

0:09:47 > 0:09:49You see? It's true.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51This is your baby here, Mrs Butcher.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Look.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55ALL: Aaaah!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Ohh! He's lovely.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01BABY GURGLES

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Aaah!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06ALL: Aaaah!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08GNASHER HOWLS

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Don't think that you're off the hook, Dennis.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What about his house?

0:10:13 > 0:10:17It doesn't matter. We're just so happy to have our baby.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, seems you are off the hook, then.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Phew!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Nice of you to treat us like this.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31My pleasure, son.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Thanks to you and the insurance, we've got our dream home.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Sure Gnasher won't have some?

0:10:38 > 0:10:42No, thanks. Not until he's lost a bit more weight.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Ruff! Ruff, ruff!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ha-ha! Go on, my son!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Ha-ha!- Ruff, ruff.

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