Dance of the Seven Pies

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready now, Gnasher?- Woof woof! - Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly over-rated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# After all is said and done Shout "one for all and all for one"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:51 > 0:00:56OK, Gnasher. Prepare to meet... the Fleaminator!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Are you sure this will work?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Of course! Like the catalogue says,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04it's anti-flea science in a high-tech appliance.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08WHIRRS

0:01:08 > 0:01:10WHINES

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Just a touch more power to pick up the stragglers.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Is that supposed to happen?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Not according to the manual! GNASHER WHINES

0:01:25 > 0:01:29I'm sorry, but that dog will have to stay out of my lovely clean house

0:01:29 > 0:01:32until his fleas have gone. For good!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Oh, don't worry, Gnasher. Dad'll find a way.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38NOISY ROCK MUSIC

0:01:47 > 0:01:51All right, class! That's enough for today.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54But I was just warming up!

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Dennis! Now, before you go, I've an announcement to make

0:01:59 > 0:02:02regarding the school dance competition.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04DENNIS: Dance competition? Blech.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07This year, Athena's father, Mr...

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ratbucket Kane,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12has kindly donated an award.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Whoa! Ratbucket!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18All hail the king of rock bass players!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21And as well as helping me judge the contest,

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Athena will be presenting the prize to the winner.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27TINNY MUSIC

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I will win. It's me destiny.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Please tell me that's a joke.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- I can dance!- Well,

0:02:35 > 0:02:40if you can dance, Pie-Face, you must know these moves.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43DANCE MUSIC

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Uh...well...er...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And you've got to know this one.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's the latest thing!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh, yeah! Well, I...er...

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Him? Dance? I don't think so!

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Dancing is about graceful movement, elegance and finesse.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06If Pie-Face won, I'd...

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- I'd eat my socks! - THEY LAUGH

0:03:10 > 0:03:13'A sock-swallowing Walter!' Now that I've got to see.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, you better bring your knife and fork,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21cos Pie-Face is going to win! And do you know why?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Do tell!- Because he's got the best dance teachers on the planet.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Oh, really? And who would they be?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Me and Gnasher!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34All right, Pie-Face. We'd better go back to basics.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Anything, Den! As long as I get to win!

0:03:37 > 0:03:44I mean, backstage passes for a Ratbucket concert! Wow!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Hey, if I'd known that was the prize I'd have entered myself.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Meanwhile, we've got to make sure YOU win.- Yeah.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Well, I reckon I should... - I know, disco!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56A la Dennis and Gnasher.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59DISCO MUSIC

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Line dancing!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10WESTERN MUSIC

0:04:12 > 0:04:16OK. Now for some heavy rock.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18ROCK MUSIC

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Right, Pie-Face. There's three dances you can do.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What do you think?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- SNORES - Oh, great(!)

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Now what are we gonna do?- Woof woof!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Good idea, Gnasher! We'll check out the opposition!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Attention, dancers!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44At the sound of the music, dance!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Left, right, left, right. You there, keep it up.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51But these metal-tipped shoes are so heavy, sir!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Never mind the shoes. What's our motto?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58The harder we work our feet, the harder we'll be to beat!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Uh-oh. The Colonel's got Walter and his pals

0:05:01 > 0:05:03dancing like a well-drilled platoon!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Pie-Face is gonna have his work cut out to beat them.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10This new flea magnetiser will do the trick, Gnasher.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15All we have to do is give the fleas a puff of MagnoDust...

0:05:15 > 0:05:17and then turn on the magnetiser!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Victory! It's starting to work!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Cool! Let's pump up the power!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27No, Dennis!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Too much power!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33THEY SCREAM

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Woof!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Er, maybe it's time to meet Pie-Face for his next lesson.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47DENNIS!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Right, Pie-Face. Which dance, then?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51The dance I want to do!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54My grandad taught it me when I was a kid!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, OK. What is it, then?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59The Dance of the Seven Pies.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04- The what?- I'll show you. Give me some music, Curly!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06MUSIC

0:06:17 > 0:06:19So, what do you think?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It was...

0:06:21 > 0:06:26- different!- Cool! That's good enough for me!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Roll on the dance contest!

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Something tells me Pie-Face is going to need a little extra help.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Woof woof woof!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39My boys are fighting fit, Mrs Creecher.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41They'll beat anything the enemy can throw at them!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44We'll find out very shortly, Colonel.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46The dance contest is about to begin!

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Now to give Pie-Face a little extra help.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'll just give Walter and his pals' dancing shoes

0:06:55 > 0:06:57a blast of MagnoDust.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02So they respond to Dad's magnetiser!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06And Pie-Face will be all set to win!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Where've you been?! I thought you'd gone home!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15What? And miss my star pupil picking up his prize?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Don't worry, Pie-Face, you and me are going to be front row

0:07:19 > 0:07:22at the Ratbucket gig.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26And now to our first contestants.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Let's hear a big hand for... - Walter, Bertie and Dudley!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34APPLAUSE Uh-oh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37They look like they know what they're doing.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Like I say, Pie-Face, don't worry about a thing.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Shoulders back, keep a stiff upper lip,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47and dance!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50What's wrong with you chaps? Dance! DANCE!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- That's an order!- We can't!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Our feet are stuck!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Ha ha ha hee hee hee! Not for long!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Those steps aren't part of our routine!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Neither are these!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08WAILING

0:08:08 > 0:08:10WALTER: Remember your training!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14The harder we work our feet, the harder we'll be to beat!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Whoa!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21APPLAUSE

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Uh-oh. That wasn't supposed to happen.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Thank you, Walter, Bertie and Dudley!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31That will certainly take some beating for...originality.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, great.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Right, Gnasher. MACHINE BLEEPS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38This automatic flea-seeking comb

0:08:38 > 0:08:40will definitely do the trick!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42And as soon as we're done,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45you can go and see Dennis at the school dance contest.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Right. Lock and load!

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Those fleas are doomed!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Woof woof woof!- Gnasher! Gnasher! Come back!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57And now for the final contestant tonight...

0:08:57 > 0:09:01It's Pie-Face with the Dance of the Seven Pies!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:03 > 0:09:06We're going to need a miracle to win now!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Gnasher!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20THUMP

0:09:20 > 0:09:24MACHINE: No fleas detected. Subject clear.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Well done, Gnasher!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30It looks like you and Dad finally beat the fleas after all!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hey! What's going on?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Wow! What kind of dance is that?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41That? Oh, that's...The Flea!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- The Flea?- Yeah! It's the latest thing!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48You must have heard of it. It's in all the magazines.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Oh, yeah, right, The Flea. I do it all the time. It's cool.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55That's it! You've got it!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Come on, everybody! Join in!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Let's all do The Flea!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Well, after that amazingly inspiring display,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I'm sure we're all agreed

0:10:17 > 0:10:21that there can only be one winner of this year's dance contest.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'm happy to present first prize,

0:10:24 > 0:10:28four VIP backstage tickets to the Ratbucket concert, to...

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Pie-Face! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Here are our dancing shoes, Colonel.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41We won't be needing THEM any more.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Better take your socks off too, Walter.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47They'll be tasty with a little ketchup!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, dear.

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