0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for fun
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:52 > 0:00:56A whole year we've waited for them to do the park up!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- It's got to be the most amazing park in the world!- Yeah!
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Imagine all the brilliant slides and roundabouts you'd build in a year!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yeah! Maybe they've got waterslides and...and...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10a rollercoaster!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13THEY ALL WHOOP AND CHEER
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hang on!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Where's all the fun stuff?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Where's my rollercoaster?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Maybe the play park's been moved cos it's so big and great.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28We're here now. Might as well make the best of it.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29THEY CHEER
0:01:29 > 0:01:31On me head, Pie-Face!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I've got it! I've got it!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Come on, this way!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ay! Over to me!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oi! You lot!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Can't you see the sign?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No ball games!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48We're just playing, mister.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I'm not going to win Park Of The Year
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- with scruffs like you around. - We're just having a bit of fun.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I said, no ball games!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Ha! No-one messes with Parky Bowls.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Coo-ee! Dennis!- >
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Isn't it lovely, Dennis? Look at these daisies Bea picked for me.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Daisies? Please!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13PANTING
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh... This is just lovely, isn't it?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18HE PANTS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Fancy a game, Dennis?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Don't push your luck!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Chess?! In the park?!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27EXPLOSION Rally the troops! Fire cannons!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oi! What's your game?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No cannons in the park!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Didn't you see the sign?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41But I've been doing these historical re-enactments for years!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Everyone likes the Colonel's battles.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yes! It's a park tradition.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Are those park daisies, madam?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ooh... Um...um...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55No battles! I'm not having it!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Now clear off or I'll have the law on the lot of you!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Go on! You've not heard the last of this!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You horrid little man!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11What a rotten day this has turned into.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14That rotten parky has ruined the place!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Dennis, look!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hey! Things are looking up!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21DENNIS GRUNTS
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's all the old park stuff.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26The parky dumped it all. How could he?!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30My favourite swing...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Here's that dent from when I fell on the slide.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39They look like giant dinosaur bones, don't they, Gnasher?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Yes!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Dinosaur bones!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Hey! That gives me an idea.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Come on, lads.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Maybe we'll get our great day in the park after all!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Whoa! It's taken all day, but that's the last of it, Dennis.- Good!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Just time to get to the park before it closes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03NOW will you tell us what you're up to?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Absolutely. Gnasher, would you do the honours?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ruff!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11GNASHER SNARLS
0:04:11 > 0:04:13THEY GASP It's a...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15THEY GASP
0:04:17 > 0:04:20LOUD GURGLING
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, my!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh-oh! It's a pond monster!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29PEOPLE SHRIEK
0:04:29 > 0:04:32PEOPLE SHOUT
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Oh!- Oh, no!- >
0:04:34 > 0:04:36LOUD ROARING
0:04:36 > 0:04:39GNASHER ROARS
0:04:39 > 0:04:41DENNIS CHUCKLES
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Got him!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Hard to stern, boys!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47THEY STRAIN
0:04:47 > 0:04:49This can't happen!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Not on the first day!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Hey, get back! Here, can't you see the signs?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00MONSTER ROARS
0:05:00 > 0:05:01HE PANTS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03THEY LAUGH
0:05:03 > 0:05:04That's fixed him!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Full speed ahead!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09PIE-FACE AND CURLY PANT
0:05:10 > 0:05:13CRASH!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Back her up!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18THEY GASP
0:05:23 > 0:05:24CRASH!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Abandon monster!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Now, THAT was fun.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33That's what parks are all about.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Come on, lads.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ruff!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38THEY ALL LAUGH
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Come on! Let's have that football game we've waited a year for.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Right, then, time for kick-off. - Did you see the monster, young man?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Monster? Um...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Oh, hang on! There's Walter and Parky Bowls.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59How does it feel to be the only one with pictures of the monster?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I just want to help science in any way I can.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Parky Bowls, a year working on the park
0:06:04 > 0:06:07and now everyone just wants to see the monster.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Will this affect your chance of winning Park Of The Year?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, yes. Absolutely!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I put my life and soul into this park!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18You said you believed the monster is a hoax. Is that right?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Of course it's a hoax.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Come on, lads. Parky's getting suspicious. Let's go!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28How could a giant monster exist in a pond this size
0:06:28 > 0:06:30without us all knowing about it, hey?
0:06:30 > 0:06:36Mark my words, this is the work of rival park-keepers
0:06:36 > 0:06:37trying to spoil my park.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42The park's worse than ever now.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Yes. Thought that with that monster scaring everyone away,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I could have my Waterloo re-enactment.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Now all these monster-hunters are here.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55If only that monster would come back and scare them off again.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- I don't think that's likely, Colonel.- What's that?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Well, we built the monster to show that rotten parky.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You built it? Well done!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Serves him right, too.- Yeah, but, um, we crashed it in the trees.
0:07:10 > 0:07:16Crashed, eh? Well, we just need to mount a salvage operation, then.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17A what?!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Where is he? It's freezing out here.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Here I am! Been blended into that bush for 40 minutes!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Why didn't you say?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Well, it's my personal best in blending.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Right, lads, let's get kitted out.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39We'll soon have this hulk rescued from the ocean floor.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40What's all this stuff?
0:07:40 > 0:07:45Scuba gear from my Navy days. Special Ops.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47But the monster's stuck in the TREES!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50It's still in the water, though, isn't it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54You can't have a salvage operation without scuba gear.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- It wouldn't be right.- Why has mine got a palm tree on it?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Yes, well, blending in again, you see.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Never know when you'll need to hide in the palm trees.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08So you didn't just get the stuff on holiday?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Let's get this monster back out on the water, shall we?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I know all about animals,
0:08:13 > 0:08:17and if there was a pond monster, it'd be a lot smaller,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19not the size of a whale.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24I've no doubt this is a ruse by jealous park-keepers
0:08:24 > 0:08:28trying to trash my lovely park...
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Is Parky Bowls right,
0:08:29 > 0:08:33or are we walking into the jaws of a giant monster?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Let's find out. Geoff, get the winch.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37THEY ALL STRAIN
0:08:37 > 0:08:39CREAKING
0:08:39 > 0:08:40It's too heavy.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43We'll never get it back in the water.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45THEY ALL GASP
0:08:45 > 0:08:47We've got a bite, viewers.
0:08:47 > 0:08:53Good! We'll soon have evidence to expose these rotten hoaxers.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Gosh! Looks like you were right, Parky Bowls. It IS a hoax.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Deliberate sabotage, as I thought.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I wasn't scared. A monster that size couldn't exist.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07There's not enough for it to eat in our pond.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12That was close. Come on, lads, let's get out of here.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ruff-ruff! Ruff!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You're right, Gnasher. We've lost the Colonel.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19There, you see!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21This is clearly a slide.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23These are swing chains...
0:09:23 > 0:09:24WHOOSHING
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What's that?!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29As I was saying, it's just a hunk of metal.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Real monsters are green and slimy!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34For something to survive on the fish in this pond,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37as I said, it'd have to be much smaller.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39How much smaller, exactly?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, I suppose... about the size of a man.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44WHOOSHING AND GROANING
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Hang on! There's something in the bushes.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50This tin can doesn't even have flippers.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You mean flippers like those?!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Yes, exactly like that. GROANING
0:09:56 > 0:10:00THEY SHRIEK Stop!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02THEY SHRIEK
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Stay away from Beanotown Park!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10There are real live monsters here. Stay away from Beanotown Park!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Leg it!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16GROANING
0:10:16 > 0:10:21I say! How about helping a chap out with his mask, hey?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Got stuck in those weeds.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25DENNIS CHUCKLES
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Looks like we've got our park back,
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- and we don't need slides and swings to have fun here, either.- Indeed!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34LOUD GROANING
0:10:34 > 0:10:36GNASHER CHUCKLES
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, that mangy cur!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Scared the life out of me. Come here, you hairy little wretch!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44GNASHER CHUCKLES
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Ooh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49THEY ALL LAUGH
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