0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:56I'm telling you - it's the answer to all our treehouse security problems.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Forget the stink-bomb minefield,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00forget the laser-guided jelly-flinger,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04This is the simple, practical solution.
0:01:04 > 0:01:10OK... So, where exactly do we get a shark for this shark-infested moat?
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Yeah, only sharks I've ever seen have been in pies.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Relax, boys, we don't need a real shark.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Just this.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26The XJ3000 remote-controlled robo security shark.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Scary, or what?!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Not half as scary as the price!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Not a problem. It's my birthday next week.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38All my relatives can chip in and get me it, right?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Security shark, eh? Nice.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'll ring all the relatives, get 'em over here and let 'em know.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Great! Half an hour and the house will be swarming
0:01:48 > 0:01:51with rich and generous aunties and uncles.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53So, what do you say?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Does our boy get the birthday goods, or what?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Got to say, Gnasher, I was hoping for a better turn-out than this.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Where's the other 19?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Come on, one little security shark.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Not much to ask for, is it, Aunty Beryl?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Oh, um, eh...
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Sorry, but year after year we give that lad presents,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and not once has he ever said thank you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Well, he's got a busy schedule, hasn't he?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Whoopee cushions don't inflate themselves, you know.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30No. Dennis needs to be taught a lesson.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36So this year for his birthday we've all decided to get him...nothing.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Couldn't you just say thanks now?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46That wouldn't cut it!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I need to make a big impression, and fast!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53What about writing a load of belated thank you letters?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Hmm...letters... Yeah!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58They'd never expect that.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59It's a lot of letters, though.
0:02:59 > 0:03:0223 relatives times nine years
0:03:02 > 0:03:06times two again for Christmas and birthdays equals...
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Equals writer's cramp.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Ha! Soon as the old relations get these,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Dennis will be their favouritest lovable lad again.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29SCREAMING
0:03:29 > 0:03:31PHONE RINGS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Hello, Beanotown police station.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE SQUEAKS HYSTERICALLY
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, right away, ma'am.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41HYSTERICAL BABBLING
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Eh? What are you doing with those?!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51You did right not to open them, ma'am.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Letters from Dennis - who knows what's in 'em!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Stink bombs? Itching powder? Live beetles?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What? No!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Don't worry, they'll be safely destroyed.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Along with the rest...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But, Aunty Beryl! They were...
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Poor Dennis!
0:04:11 > 0:04:16I've got to get hold of those letters and show everyone the truth.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22OK, Gnasher, looks like we'll have
0:04:22 > 0:04:25to think of some other way to say thank you.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38All me relatives use this road, see?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41One big thank you sign here, and everybody likes Dennis again.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Um, Dennis, your Aunty Beryl...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- does she ride a bike?- Um, yeah. Why?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Um, hello, Aunty.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You all right up there, Aunty Beryl?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07See? Every present I ever gave him.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Taking them all back, I am.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Back, I say!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17All personnel, clear blast zone.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21E-E-Explosion in T - 10 seconds.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27I've never done a controlled explosion before, sarge.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Hang on! You're the officer in charge.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Shouldn't YOU be doing the big red plunger thingy?- Eh?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Um...oh! Yes, I suppose I should.
0:05:37 > 0:05:43Ah, but didn't he say YOU could do the big red plunger thingy?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes, he did!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Fair's fair, sarge.- Oi!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Give us that back!- No! You promised!
0:05:51 > 0:05:57Constable Coughdrop, step away from the...big red plunger thingy.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Sky writing?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Toy plane plus joke smoke canister from Mr Ha-Ha's
0:06:03 > 0:06:08equals a great big thank you in the sky. That's got to impress them.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I've had as much experience with big red plunger thingies as you!
0:06:17 > 0:06:22I am the senior officer and that's that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:235...4...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK, here goes!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28..1!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29What?!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Why on earth have you called us all back here?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41It's about these.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43THEY SCREAM
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Have you taken leave of your senses?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Those letters will be booby-trapped.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Rubbish! They're just thank you letters. Look.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'LL open one.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02See? I told you they'd be booby-trapped.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08Well, what's that meant to say, then. R-N-U-G-F-G-N-A-G?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- I don't get it.- I'm the one that's going to get it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13In about five minutes!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Denn-i-i-is!- Make that three.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Ideas, boys! And quick! How else
0:07:20 > 0:07:25could you write "thank you" in big gigantic letters no-one can miss?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Blimey, better go see what's up.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Look after my white-line-painting machine for me, would you, lads?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37One huge thank you right across that hillside. That ought to...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Denni-i-is!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43OK, lads, you're on your own. Don't let me down.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I think Mum would like a little word.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Er...smoke? There's been smoke, has there?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yes, there's been smoke.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55From your booby-trapped letters.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58What?! No! They weren't...
0:07:58 > 0:08:03So now we're taking everything back - and we mean everything.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Great(!) All I wanted to do was says thanks.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Do they really think I'm that horrible?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Me, Dennis - their little lad.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16ENGINE REVS Chin up, Dennis! >
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Gran's here!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27That last letter wasn't booby-trapped!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29There was a smoke canister on this...
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Um, which we know absolutely nothing about.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I am not opening that letter.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Mmm! Yummy cabbage!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Open the letter, or I lock the doors and give Bea the cabbage.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47GULP!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Why didn't you say they were thank you letters?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I always said he was a good boy.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Maybe now we can discuss what you'd like for your birthday.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yes! Result!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Just as long as nothing else gets destroyed or defaced.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Oops...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Here goes, then.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14STARTS ENGINE
0:09:14 > 0:09:17No!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Stop! - HE PANTS
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Aunty says...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Eh? You all right?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Forget the white line thing!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28O-O-O-OH!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Where's the steering wheel?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Where's the brakes?- Where's my mum?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38THEY YELL
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oh, I say, is this the way to the town hall?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Hmph. that could have gone better.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Five miles of paint to clean. And no birthday presents.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Think again, Dennis!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Guess what super brilliant Gran got you?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That shark you wanted!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Got it from this bloke down at the pub, see?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Anyway, I had to stick the thing in the bath.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Good idea - check it all works.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Nice relaxing bath - that's what I need after a day like today.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, well, he won't be long.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Have you got the shark's remote control? Gran?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Eh? Since when did a shark need a remote control?!
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Um, Gran, you do know it's not a REAL shark I wanted?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46< Oh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Argh! Dennis! Oh, my word!