0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Ruff ruff! - Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# They can't hold us back
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:29# After all's said and done Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53DENNIS HUMS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55GNASHER PANTS
0:00:55 > 0:00:59All right, Gnasher. You asked for it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Fetch...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01this!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff! - What is it, boy?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Arf-arf-arf-arf!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE COUGHS
0:01:55 > 0:01:59The legendary pike of Beano Town lake!
0:02:01 > 0:02:06Just think of all the fun we can have when we catch that pike!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Raaggh!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Den... Huh?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Aaaah!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Chomp, chomp, chomp! >
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Aaaaah!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hee-hee-hee!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Dennis and his amazing pet. Brilliant!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Wow!- Awesome!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Grr-grrr!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59So...what's a pike?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03A fish, Pieface. A big, mean-looking fish.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Ooh! Are we going fishing?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Kind of. But if it was that easy,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12somebody else would've caught it by now.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15So what ARE we going to do, Dennis?
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Listen and learn, Curly. Listen and learn!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26BANG!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- What are you lot up to? - We're going to catch a fish.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Not any old fish. The legendary pike of Beano Town lake!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yeah, the legendary pie... Er, pike!
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Legendary pike, eh?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Walter, how does it feel to be the man
0:03:49 > 0:03:51who caught the legendary pike of Beano Town lake?
0:03:51 > 0:03:56I just want to help science in any way I can. Ha-ha-snort!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Hmm...
0:04:00 > 0:04:03When the pike comes to the edge of the lake,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I'm going to tickle it...like this!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Heh-heh-heh-hee-hee!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Fish love it. It hypnotises them, or something.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I saw this man do it on TV.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And how are we going to get the pike over here?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Here's the genius part.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I've borrowed the fishmonger's sign, and a bit of Mum's make-up, and...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27..ta-da! A lovely lady fish!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Have I overdone the lipstick?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Here, fishy! Kissy-kissy!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Here it comes!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Heh-heh-heh!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Ah-ha! I think I've got it!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Heh-heh-heh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yeurgh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09HE COUGHS
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Eurgh! This means war.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I thought the monster fish of Beano Town lake was just a legend.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Me too, Bertie, but Dennis claims to have seen it!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28We can't let that menace catch it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34Exactly, Dudley. If anyone catches that fish, it's going to be me.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36CHEERING
0:05:36 > 0:05:41'I shall become famous, as the boy who caught the legendary monster.'
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Ha-ha-snort!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48- Arrgh!- Ahhh...- Agh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54If this goal net can stop a cannon-ball kick,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56it should be strong enough to hold a pike.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59What are we going to use as bait?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02A clothes peg?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Oh, not that. These!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09What? Stinky old fish?
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Very old, very stinky. - Yuk!- Yeeurgh!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Right then, Gnasher. You swim out there with the fish,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and we'll throw the net over the pike when he appears.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Grrr...- Go on, boy!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26GNASHER SIGHS
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Go, boy!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41There he is! Throw the net!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Heave...!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51That's it, come on!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We've got him!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Brrr-rrr!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Oh! Where's the...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Yeugh!- Eurgh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Eeurgh!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Right, if that pike won't come to us...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Whoops! Ooh, oh...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Steady!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Ha-ha! Yee-ha! Whoa-hoh!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Pieface, we're not here to play king of the castle,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35we're here to catch a fish.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36All we need to do is...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42ALL: Aaaah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Ohhh...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Oh, that fish is a menace!
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Yeah, they should call that fish the legendary menace of Beano Town lake.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- What do you think, Den? - Oh, come off it, Curly!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It's only...a fish.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Actually, I'm impressed.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14You know, it could be one of us.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17THEY LAUGH
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- MUSIC PLAYS - Where's that music coming from?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh no!
0:08:24 > 0:08:29THEY PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Keep it up, chaps. Your soothing music will send the fish to sleep,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39and then...hey presto!
0:08:39 > 0:08:44The pike will be my ticket to fame and fortune.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49"Fame and fortune"? What's he talking about, Den?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I reckon Walter's planning to put the pike on show,
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- in an exhibition or something. - Oh no, that'll be terrible.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Everyone gawping at him...- I know, Curly. We've got to stop him!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06And I think I know the way to do it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Come to me, my fishy friend. Hee-hee-hee!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ah-ha! Here he comes.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Keep playing, boys. This is one drowsy fish.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24OK. Hold steady...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Aargh... Heave-ho!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Aah...aah...
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Ew, yucky! What is that?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You wouldn't want THAT in your exhibition!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Ha-ha-hee-hee!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Here! Over here!
0:09:54 > 0:10:00Here's your legendary pike! Come and get her. Ha-ha!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- Hey, that's not a pike. - It's not even a real fish.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07We've been tricked!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10THEY LAUGH
0:10:10 > 0:10:13You rotter!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15We thought there really was a fish.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I knew it was too good to be true.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I'm going to tell the fishmonger you took his sign.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Hah... The legendary pike of Beano Town lake can remain a legend.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Come on, lads!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Aghh... Ruff-ruff!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hee-hee-hee!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43You know what? I'm glad we didn't catch him.
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