0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! - GNASH! GNASH!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I won't be back till Sunday.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Are you sure you can look after yourselves for an entire weekend?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Of course we can! No problem!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Don't worry, Mum! You just go off and have fun!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14I'm not going away to have fun. It's a yoga retreat.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It'll be very hard work.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Phew!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Gran will be coming over tomorrow to help with Bea.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Yes, yes, Mum! We'll be fine, won't we, Dad?
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Course we will. We're a team, me and Dennis. You just get going.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Enjoy yourself, dear.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38We'll take care of everything.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44LOUD SNORING
0:01:47 > 0:01:50SHE LAUGHS
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Ssh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Quick! Upstairs!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01BEA SHOUTS AND LAUGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh! Oh! Who's that at the door?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Just Pie-face and Curly. We're working on a, er, project!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- A school project?- Sort of.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's a pie thing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Ah, mathematics. "Pi r squared"!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Could be square, Dad. Or it could be round.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Thanks for letting me do this here. Me mum's banned me from our kitchen.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35Not surprising. Your last pie-making effort blew out the windows.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I just used a bit too much yeast, that's all!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Hang on! Here's the instructions.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Er... "Insta-Pie. The pie in a box.
0:02:44 > 0:02:51- "For delicious pies in seconds, just add water."- Just add water?!
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Bo-ring! I'm going to find some stuff to spice it up a bit.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Dairy style whipped cream, lemon-flavoured pie-making product,
0:03:04 > 0:03:10meringue-type pie topping stuff AND pork-sausage flavour enhancer!
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Pork-sausage flavour enhancer? This is meant to be a lemon meringue pie!
0:03:15 > 0:03:21- It's not just for us, right? It's for Gnasher too.- Gnash! Gnash!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25I never heard of lemon meringue and sausage pie before!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27There's always a first time!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Dennis! What did you just add?!
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- "Bulk super booster". - It's super boosting the pie
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- right out of the basin! - Quick! To the bathroom!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46This stuff's magic! All we need now is water.
0:03:55 > 0:04:01The vashti rubber-spine pose is a level-one exercise,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04designed to bring about total relaxation.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07GRUNTING AND GROANING
0:04:07 > 0:04:10< Clear your mind and just relax.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Relax?! Oh! Easy for YOU to say!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24TV: 'The first paperclip was designed to attach labels to garments
0:04:24 > 0:04:31'and textiles. The double bend paperclip was a breakthrough...'
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Dennis?!
0:04:49 > 0:04:55And now, ladies, we move on to the inverted lotus blossom.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Look deeply into your inner self. Think beautiful thoughts...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03and let yourself go.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Ow!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Agh! Agh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh! That's better!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23< Back into class, ladies, we're not done yet!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Everything running smoothly, I see!
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- No problem, Gran!- If this isn't a problem, I'd like to know what is!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Where's Bea?
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- BOTH: Bea?! ..Bea!- Bea!!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Curly! Pie-face! Help me clean her up!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57No, Bea!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09BEA STRUGGLES AND WAILS
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Oh, no! She's gonna blow! That's all we need.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17That's enough of that nasty stuff!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21I'll find you some nice chocolate!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26You're in big trouble, Dennis...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29What am I saying?! WE'RE in big trouble!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- No problem, Dad. I've already got an idea about cleaning up the mess.- No!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38It was one of your ideas that made this mess!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- We'll clean it MY way!- You're lucky your mum's away for another day.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Just get this...
0:06:49 > 0:06:54It's good for fathers and sons to bond...I don't want to overdo it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Anyway, they might need me.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Dennis? Guess what! I'm coming home!
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Right now! This yoga thing isn't as relaxing as I thought.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Once you've done one inverted lotus blossom, you've done them all!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I'll be back in a few hours. Just in time for you to make me dinner.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- Mum's coming back!- Of course she is! She lives here!- No! I mean now!
0:07:25 > 0:07:31She's catching the next train! And she wants us to make her dinner!
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Well, what are you waiting for? You lot get clearing, I'll head her off!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You push it... No... Just...
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oh! This isn't working, Dennis.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I have an idea, Dad!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yoo-hoo!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Hi, Gran!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Ooh! Not again! Ooh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Oh, my! I never had that effect on anyone before!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15They call it the inverted lotus blossom.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- It's supposed to be very relaxing! - It doesn't look it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25Don't worry, I know just the thing. We'll find you a chiropractor.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- A what-opractor?- Someone who'll give you a nice, soothing massage.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42- See? I told you! It's working!- Will it be finished before Mum gets back?
0:08:42 > 0:08:47I told her we'd look after the house, not totally trash it!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55This isn't the way home. Where are you taking me, Gran?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Hospital. Like I said, you need a chiropractor!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04No! I just need to be home with my family!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08We can't let Dennis and his dad see you like this!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Think of the shock to their system!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Hurry, we're running out of time!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19There's nothing else for it, Gnasher! You've got to help me!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- Rr-rrr?- You do the stairs while I do upstairs!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35See? I knew you'd like pork-sausage flavour enhancer.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47The chiropractor's office is closed until Monday!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Just take me home, Gran. - Are you sure?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- We could try somewhere else. - Take me home!
0:09:55 > 0:10:01OK. But I've got a feeling you're not going to like it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Oh! Oh, it's SO good to be home!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Ooh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, yoga classes are fine,
0:10:20 > 0:10:26but there's nothing like coming back to your own lovely, peaceful home!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31That was close, Dennis!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Too close, Gran. But at least everything's under control now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Ohh...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hmm? Oh!