0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Ah, now, nice pot of tea!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Check. Plenty of cream cakes.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Check.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Box of tissues.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Check.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Ah, all set to watch my lovely old-fashioned romance movie.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10SHE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:01:11 > 0:01:14'Dearest Nigel, don't ever leave me.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16'Felicity, don't speak. Just...'
0:01:16 > 0:01:18CROWD ROARS ON TV
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'And a spinning bulldog!'
0:01:21 > 0:01:23You don't mind, do you, Mum?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's wrestling, live from Beanotown Conference Centre.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Yes, I DO mind! Give me that!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- 'Oh, Nigel...' - But, Mum, Mr Magnifico's on!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- He's our favourite!- ALL: Yay!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43I don't care. It's a lovely afternoon. Go and play outside.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, hello, dear.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Looking forward to the rubber band and paperclip dinner?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Mm-hm. Can't wait.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Just going through my speech.- Mm-hm.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Apparently, Hiram Bigbucks himself is going to be there.- Really?!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The company owner? At the dinner?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yes, and my boss, Mr Scrimp,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09says that if my speech doesn't go down well,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'll be demoted to the drawing pin division.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Oh, that's nice, dear.- So if I can just turn this down a bit,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- while I practise...- Excuse me! I was watching that!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23It's lovely out. Go and practise your speech in the garden.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Was it not Shakespeare who said, "A rubber band, a rubber band..."?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Twisty Tornado, you and the Pie Man Of Doom better watch out,
0:02:35 > 0:02:39here comes the Prime Menacer and the Gnasherisers special move -
0:02:39 > 0:02:43the Flying Fankling With Twist!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46"..my kingdom for a rubber...
0:02:46 > 0:02:47WHOOSH! "..dog."
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Gnasher!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- 'Of course, darling, how could...' - PAINFUL GROANING >
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, goodness, what now?
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Mum, Gnasher's hurt a tooth in a freak wrestling accident!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06All right, let me see.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11Poor Gnasher, you'd better take him to the vet, Dennis.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13All right, Mum, see you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- And, you, back in the garden now! - Yes, dear. Right away, dear.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Put two drops in his water
0:03:25 > 0:03:28and your goldfish won't feel off-colour for long.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Right then, young man, what seems to be the problem?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Um, it's his tooth. He had a bit of an accident.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Oh. No problem. You wait here and I'll take a look at him.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Now then, let's see those teeth.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Goodness me! Let me know which one's sore.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55I think we've found the little rascal.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- GNASHER WHIMPERS - Gnasher!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What's she doing to my best mate?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Don't worry. Everything's fine.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm just going to give him something for the pain.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Now, hold still.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm going to knock you out with a little laughing gas.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20GNASHER BARKS AND GROWLS
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Gnasher! Wait for me, boy!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Hey! Come back!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36"Come back"! Ha-ha! I don't think so.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hoo-wiggins!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Sorry, Dudley, it's an emergency. I'll give it back later.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Oh! You little pest! You just wait!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Wha-aaah-aaah!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Out!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Aggh!- Whoopsie!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- We should be able to lose the dentist in here.- Ruff!
0:05:03 > 0:05:09Oh, wow, Gnasher! Can you believe where we've ended up?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- It's the conference centre where the wrestling's on!- Ruff!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Look, it's Mr Magnifico!- Ruff, ruff!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oi! Where are those menaces on wheels?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Uh-oh!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25In here, Gnasher!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Just a wild guess, Gnasher,
0:05:29 > 0:05:33but I'd say Dad's firm are having their dinner here.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Let's see if we can find him. - DOOR OPENS
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Maybe not. Quick! Under the table!
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Mr Bigbucks and I are looking forward to the speech, Whatshisname.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Last year's speaker was brilliant. Who was it again?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, yes. Me!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE GULPS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- GNASHER WHIMPERS - Are you all right, Gnasher?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02GNASHER CONTINUES TO WHIMPER
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm not surprised you've got indigestion.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08The cylinder's probably leaking.
0:06:09 > 0:06:15Pray silence for the manager of the rubber band and paperclip division,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17er...Whatshisname!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Go on, dear, you'll be fine.
0:06:23 > 0:06:29Ah! Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honour to be in the presence
0:06:29 > 0:06:34of some of the legends in the world of rubber bands and paperclips
0:06:34 > 0:06:35here tonight.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Hang on in there, Gnasher.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39With a bit of luck, Dad's speech will send them to sleep.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Thwwwrt!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Gnasher!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50DENNIS CHUCKLES
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Thwwwrt!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Many people I know have a small pot upon their desk...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06SNORING ..in which they keep a selection
0:07:06 > 0:07:09of rubber bands for a situation... CHUCKLING
0:07:09 > 0:07:14MORE CHUCKLING ..and that is why I firmly believe...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17that we in the rubber band and paperclip community
0:07:17 > 0:07:20should stick together. HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, yeah, I see.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25"Stick together"!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Oh, thank you very much. I didn't think it was that funny, but...
0:07:29 > 0:07:34it's actually funnier than I thought! Ha-ha! Yes, it is!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Thwwwrt!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Ow-w!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Dennis!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Ow-w!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yay!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02It's the sore tooth!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Result!- Thwwwrt!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09That hairy mutt attacked me.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It was a mistake, Mr Scrimp. He didn't mean to.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Please don't send me to the drawing pin division!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Get him!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Do excuse us, gentlemen.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Nice speech, Dad.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Quick, Gnasher! Behind here!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Wait till I get hold of the little pest!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And his horrible dog!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yay! Easy!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03What the heck are you wearing? Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05So you think I look funny, do you?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'll have you know that I designed this costume myself.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Oh, I...! LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:09:15 > 0:09:18No-one laughs at Mr Magnifico!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Aggh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Stop it or I'll... Ha-ha!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Hoo-hoo-hoo! Mr Scrimp! Mr Bigbucks! Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:32 > 0:09:38- How can I apologise?!- Apologise? What for?
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Great! Wonderful conference, Scrimp.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Oh! Oh, thank you, Mr Bigbucks!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Great speech, Whatshisname!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59In fact, the funniest speech I ever heard!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Make sure this man gets a bonus!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Dad, would this be a good time - ha-ha! -
0:10:06 > 0:10:09to ask you for tickets to the wrestling?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Thwwwrt!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Tickets? Of course, Dennis!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Here, you'll need money for drinks and eats too!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Take me wallet!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29'And now for the main event, ladies and gentlemen.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'Defending world champion, Mr Magnifico,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35'versus the fearsome face-dancer Freddie Feduca!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37'Magnifico looking for a way in...
0:10:37 > 0:10:42'Wait! Something seems to be the matter with Magnifico.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45'He's laughing! Feduca's laughing!'
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh-h, Gnasher!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oooh!
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