0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout fun for all and all for fun
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Come on, lads. Over here!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58GNASHER GROWLS
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Woof!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04He's good, Den. He's good!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'll say! What a team!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hey! Ahh! Oh!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Oi, Walter! Look what you've done to our ball!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Your ball?! Look what you've done to our clothes!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Yeah, well, whatever, Walter.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Hmph. How dare he. I'll "whatever" him.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hand me the Bumper Book Of Rules, Bertie!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Hm...er...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Ah-ha!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41As I thought!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Mr Bowles, there's an emergency at the football field!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oi! What's this all about? I was having my lunch!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Dennis is breaking the rules about playing football in the park.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You called me down here for that?!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04But it clearly states that, when playing soccer in Beanotown park -
0:02:04 > 0:02:10"Rule 67a - Dogs may not play in goal." It's the rules!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Rules?! This is MY park and I make the rules.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- But...- Ah-ah!
0:02:16 > 0:02:22This grass is for playing football. So if you're not playing, get off!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well said, Parky!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Maybe your lot should play more sport
0:02:26 > 0:02:29instead of poking your noses into other people's business.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I don't know.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, I never!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Walter, play footy?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ha-ha! That's a laugh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Ha-ha, yeah! It's not like you know anything about football!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I know plenty, actually. I could play if I wanted.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yeah, right. Course you could(!)
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Whoa!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Right. I will!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54In fact, my team will take on yours.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Next Saturday, right here.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58OK. You're on!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right. And the rules are...er...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04most runs wins.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Goals is how it usually works, Walter.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ha-Ha-ha!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Er, Walter. We can't play football.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I believe it's called soccer.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21And whatever it takes, we WILL win. First, we study the enemy.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Awesome save, Gnasher.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30OK, boys. Let's take a break.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34So, what do you reckon, Den? Walter's team'll be a pushover, won't it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Should be, Curly.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41But you know Walter. He's always got some sneaky scheme up his sleeve.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, I may not know much about soccer,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47but even I can see that Gnasher's good.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48What have you found out?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Apparently, it is goals, not runs.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57And the chap who scores most of them is called a striker.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00So I suppose we need one of them.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Anyone for one of Butch Butcher's Veggie Sausage Bites?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Don't worry, Dudley. I'll find us a striker!
0:04:08 > 0:04:15And you've just given me an idea how to solve the Gnasher problem, too.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Er, what are we doing, Walter?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24I found our striker. The school new boy, David Peckham.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Hi, David. Ready for the trial? - Uh-huh.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- That's good enough for us! See you next Saturday.- Uh-huh.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Right. We've strengthened our attack. Now to weaken their defence!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45All right, boys. Practice makes perfect.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47When you're ready. One...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Two...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Three.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Best goalie ever! No matter what tricks Walter pulls, we can't lose!
0:05:04 > 0:05:09There you go, Walter. Five dozen super-fat sausages.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Double-cooked in fat.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Thanks, Mr Butcher. They look perfect.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You've got enough there to feed a football team.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Or at least a goalie!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Gnasher!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oi! Who did that?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You were supposed to stop it!
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Ha-ha-ha! That's right. Eat up, Gnasher. Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Almost caught by Slipper, Gnasher?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I guess you're just getting old.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Don't worry, boy. I'll always love you, whatever happens.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Hi, Gnasher. Ready for fun?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29- Woof.- Whoa!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Hm. Something's not right here.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Still a few more days to the match.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41And by that time, Gnasher'll be the size of a rhino!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Face facts, Den. He's definitely slowed down.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49And it's not long till our match with Walter.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Curly, we could beat Walter and his mates with our feet tied together!
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Yeah. But like you said, he might have something sneaky up his sleeve.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Don't worry. Gnasher's still got it. Haven't you, boy?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Ughh!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh...Whoa...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Come on, old pal. Do your stuff.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, Den.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25This is bad!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Hey, Walter! Ready to give up yet?
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Give up? Ha! I don't think so!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Mind if I have a go?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Gnasher, wake up!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Woof, woof...
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Golly! Is that a goal? Ha-ha!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Pie Face, you're right. This is bad!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What is it, boy?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Are you feeling ill?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Hey! Get off, soppy. That tickles!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Ah-ha!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You've been nobbled!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Don't worry, Gnasher. It's not your fault.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Everyone knows you're a sucker for sausages.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20You go ahead. You could do with some fresh air.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'll, er, catch up with you.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Walter!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Just as I thought.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51104% fat. Bon appetit, Gnasher. Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52GNASHER GROANS
0:08:53 > 0:08:55No, Gnasher. You can't.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Be strong!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58GNASHER GROANS
0:09:01 > 0:09:02That's my boy!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Now, let's concentrate on getting you fit again.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Bangers, eh? Oh, sneaky!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Poor old Gnasher couldn't resist.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35But he's given them up and we've done some intensive training.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39So he's back on form now.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Hang on. That's the new kid! David Peckham!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I told you Walter would do something sneaky.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Ah, Dennis. You've met our new striker, David Peckham.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And how's your star goalkeeper?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Fine, thanks.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59In fact, he's as fit as a butcher's sausage.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, I mean dog.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, yes, of course.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, why wouldn't he be?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Still, I bet he's not fit enough for THIS!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18IS that all your striker's got?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Whoo!- Whee!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30We did it, Gnasher!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31You did it!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33GNASHER HOWLS
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Nice try, Walter. But nobody messes with our goalie!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What? You knew?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Course I did. Gnasher's my best friend!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yes, yes, yes!
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