First Aid Dennis

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oh! I don't believe it, Gnasher!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57The tickets for the wrestling tonight

0:00:57 > 0:00:59are way out of my allowance range.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Oh, we're going to miss the Mr Magnifico fight!

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Mr Magnifico? Is that an animal, vegetable or mineral?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Definitely animal.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Oh, Mum! He's the best wrestler in the tagteam universe!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Pie-Face and Curly are going.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Could I have an advance on my allowance to get a ticket too?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Please?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Dad?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27How much are these tickets?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Er...they're only...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33HOW MUCH?!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36But it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37The answer's no, Dennis.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39N-O spells no.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh! Come on, Gnasher.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's not fair, Gnasher.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Everyone is going see Mr Magnifico wrestle tonight.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Including me.- What?!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01- You?!- Yes. It's the perfect place to try out my new moves.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You...have moves?!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07First aid moves. I'm a bandage master.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ha, first class.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Ha-ha, bandage! I knew you couldn't be a wrestling fan.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Wrestling! HE SNORTS

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Certainly not.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I shall be attending in my capacity of junior first aider...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24with your mum, ha!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Mum! Why didn't she say something?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I've only just heard myself.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33These are the backstage passes from first aid HQ.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Brilliant!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Looks like we're going...- Nowhere!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40These are for first aid badge holders only.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43But...what... Where do I get a first aid badge?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45You don't just get a badge, silly.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- You have to earn it by passing your first aid test.- Test?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51OK! I'll do it.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I mean, how hard can it be?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Dennis volunteering to take a test? This I've got to see.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59So, down to business.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01When, where and who's the judge?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05That would be...me. Ha-ha! HE SNORTS

0:03:05 > 0:03:08You! Come on, Gnasher. We'd better get some practice in!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20There. That's our studying over.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Let's go get that badge!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Shall we begin?

0:03:24 > 0:03:30Dennis. One needs a basic knowledge of anatomy to pass this test.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Can you point to the pelvic bone?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35There.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37The pelvis has left the building!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Well done, Dennis.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Thank you very much.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Everyone's entitled to one lucky guess.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK. Where's the clavicle?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52The radius?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54The carpal?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58The metatarsals?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05The...hey! Where's the skull?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08GNASHER PANTS AND BURPS

0:04:10 > 0:04:14I think that's enough academic testing for today, Walter.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Let's move onto the practical tests.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Did you learn all that at school?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ha-ha-ha! No, Dad.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Living with a bone magnet like Gnasher, you can't help learning

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- a lot about bones. - GNASHER BURPS

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Let's see how good you are at dealing with a practical test.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Bring it on!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34You stand in as the patient.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Me?! But...I...just...my...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, all right.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42OK, Dennis. Let's imagine the patient has sprained his ankle.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44What do you do?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I know what to do, Mum! Lots of kids get sprained ankles in football.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Especially when you're playing!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54OK, Dad. Time to elevate your foot.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- And...- Apply a cold compress.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Coming right up! Gnasher!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03THUD! Ouch!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Frozen fish...frozen sausages...

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Frozen chips. That should be enough now, Gnasher.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Let's go!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32All done! Thanks to you, Gnasher.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey! Where's Gnasher?!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Where do you think?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38GROWLING

0:05:39 > 0:05:42AHHHHH!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- GNASH! GNASH! - Gnasher!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Shall we move on? Hmm-mm.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Your patient is suffering from heat stroke.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57What do you do to help?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Er...cool him down?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well done.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Yes, but how, exactly?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Easy. Gnasher, jumper.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Remove excess clothing...

0:06:17 > 0:06:20..and douse with water to cool.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27That's fr...fr...freezing!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Job done.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Hmm. He appears to have fainted.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Fainted? We must get the blood flowing back to his head.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I'm on it, Mum!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00OK, Gnasher!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Finished!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Er...um...ah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Er...ar...DENNIS!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Fail.- Fail?!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21What for?!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Bad bandage techniques.

0:07:23 > 0:07:29- Mum!- Sorry, Dennis. Walter's marking the test, not me.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You mean I really failed?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Unless you can prove to Walter that your bandage techniques

0:07:34 > 0:07:35are good enough - yes.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39I'll be ready to go to the wrestling right after tea.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Here's your pass.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Thank you, Walter.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Remember - practice makes perfect!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Come on, Gnasher! We've got some serious practising to do!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Hey! What about me?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ha-ha! Da-da!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01PRRRFFT!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04HE COUGHS

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Coast clear, Gnasher?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12GNASH! GNASH!

0:08:12 > 0:08:17Right, Gnasher. Time for the first aid showdown!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Right - earplugs to drown out all the screaming and shouting,

0:08:24 > 0:08:26extra safety pins,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27extra plasters,

0:08:27 > 0:08:29extra strong smelling salts.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32The ring-side can get a bit hot and bothered.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Phew!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's showdown time, Walter.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Meet the fastest bandager in the west!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53If I win, I get my badge!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55And if you lose?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I won't!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Ha! We'll see about that!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Hmm, not bad for a beginner!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Grr! Grr!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Beat that!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I thought you'd never ask!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Now that's what I call good bandage technique!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I reckon I pass, don't you, Walter?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45All right, all right! You pass the test!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47You get your badge!

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Yahoo! Mr Magnifico, here we come!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hey! What about me?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Aaaaargh!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10CHEERING CROWD

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Eyes on the audience, not the entertainment, Dennis.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Remember, we're here to watch the crowd, not the wrestling.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Oh, no wonder they let us in for free! What a disaster!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30We got ring-side seats and I can't even watch my hero wrestle!

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Sorry, kid.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40No problem, Mr Magnifico!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Urgh...

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Payback time! Ha-ha-ha!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49CHEERING

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