Curtains for Dennis

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! - HE BARKS

0:00:04 > 0:00:11# Playing by the rules Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unshakeable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:21# They can't hold us back We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unshockable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shock one for all And all for fun

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:53 > 0:00:55What do you think of this, then, Gnasher?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Skateboarding without the effort.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Woof!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01OK, hold tight.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09HE BARKS IN ALARM

0:01:09 > 0:01:11What is it, Gnasher?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17HE SHRIEKS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hooligan!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25SNORING

0:01:31 > 0:01:33DOOR BANGS What?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39I'm home!

0:01:39 > 0:01:45Guess what? I found the ideal material for our new curtains.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Look!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, yes! Very nice, dear.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53And it was the very last piece they had.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's perfect!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I'll have my dream kitchen at last!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You haven't got far with the painting, have you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:09I'm taking extra special care, dear. You can't rush a good job, you know.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Hmm, all right. I'll go and look for curtain rails.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Bye!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24SNORING

0:02:24 > 0:02:25One other thing, dear.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Yeah.- Whatever you do, don't let anything happen to that material.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Course not, dear. I'll guard it with me life.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Shame about the kite, Gnasher. But it wasn't big enough anyway.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Woof!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45No, what we need is a big sail so we can go really fast.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47SNORING

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Dad, I want to make a sail for me skateboard.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Got any ideas?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Uh...what?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Hey! Can I use that?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11SNORING

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Uh...yeah.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Cor, thanks, Dad.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26PANTING

0:03:29 > 0:03:31WIND GUSTS

0:03:33 > 0:03:35HE WHIMPERS

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ooh! Ooh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hang on, Gnasher!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44THEY SHRIEK

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Gotcha!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50HE GROANS

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Better get on with the painting.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55What?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57HE STUTTERS AND GASPS

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Woo-hoo! This is brilliant!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Wahey!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05MOBILE RINGS

0:04:05 > 0:04:08World wind boarding skate champion. Hello?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Dennis, did you take some material from the kitchen?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yes, you said I could.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13No, I didn't!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16You did, you gave me your yes groan.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Well, bring it back at once. It's Mum's new curtain material.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- What?!- And if anything happens to it, we'll both be in big trouble.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Come on, Gnasher. We've got to get back before Mum does!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Whoo-aah!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Dreadful little guttersnipe. Total lack of discipline.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I blame the parents.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Whoa!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Whoa!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh! Where's Mum's material?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Woof.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ahh!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ohhh!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Er... Sorry about that, Colonel.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Sorry?! It's taken me years to get this so perfect.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Years! And now look at it - ruined!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Gulp! Erm, I couldn't possibly have my sail back, could I?

0:05:11 > 0:05:17No, you can't! I'm confiscating it. It's a danger to public safety.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19And so are you!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22But you can't do that! It's not yours.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Can't I? Watch me!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29No, wait!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- 'Hello?'- Dennis? Where are you? Are you bringing that material back?

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Yeah, I'll be right there, Dad. Just having a chat with the Colonel.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh. Right, Gnasher. This is getting serious.

0:05:43 > 0:05:49Well, might as well get some use out of it. I've always wanted a hammock.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Magnificent!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59That's well out of order! Right!

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Surely he doesn't think I'm going to fall for that old trick?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18So, the little ruffian wants a battle of wits, does he?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Well, he's going to find he's bitten off more than he can chew.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26CHAINSAW ENGINE REVS

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Right... Now!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Oi!

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Run, Gnasher!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Yowww!- Dennis?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Where is that boy?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54And take your rubbish with you!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Argh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Right. The little pest thinks he's so clever,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09let's see how he copes with THIS.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16SAWING AND CRANKING

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Come and get it now if you dare!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Ha-ha! He hasn't reckoned with your mighty munch power, has he, Gnasher?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Grr! Grr! Grrrr!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33And I know how to get there without him seeing us.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35HE PANTS Have to stay calm!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Stay calm! Breathe!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Don't forget to breathe!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43HE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:07:48 > 0:07:54Hmm. No sign of him. What's he up to, eh?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58We must be there, I can feel something!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02We'll have to get it out the way. Go on, Gnasher, do your stuff.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07DEEP RUMBLING

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Whoa! Wah!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Find something to block it!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Oh, dear!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20HE HYPERVENTILATES

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh! Oh!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ah!

0:08:25 > 0:08:26DEEP RUMBLING

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Wahey!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, no, you don't!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oi! Let go!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Never!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Ah!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09DENNIS!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Whoo-aah!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Colonel, I'm surprised at you.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18A man of your age playing silly games with...

0:09:19 > 0:09:22My wife's curtain material!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Time for a tactical withdrawal.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35And as for you, Dennis, I...

0:09:35 > 0:09:37And what on earth is THAT doing there?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41No, Dad!

0:09:42 > 0:09:47HE GURGLES Dennis!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Well, at least I got Mum's material back safely.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Keep painting, she'll be here any minute!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05DOOR SLAMS

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh, hello, dear.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27Oh, that IS nice. You can hang the curtains now.

0:10:27 > 0:10:33Certainly, dear. And Dennis would love to help, wouldn't you?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Of course, Dad.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Go and get the material then, son.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Oh, no. Not that one.- What?!

0:10:40 > 0:10:44I changed my mind. I thought we'd have this one instead.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45What do you think?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49THEY GROAN

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