Rock and a Hard Place

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout fun for all and all for fun

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Ssh!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59We borrowed the extra loud speakers, Den.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Can we set it up in the tree house?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Not yet, Pie-Face.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Mum and Dad are here and they moaned last time we played.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10We could try playing softer.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14It wouldn't be much of a video for The Din-Makers.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Anyway, Athena wants it loud.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Now she thinks she's a music video director.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23She said she'd show it to her dad, Den.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Yeah, if she thinks it's cool,

0:01:25 > 0:01:31she's going to play it to Ratbucket and if HE thinks it's cool... Whoa!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33So we'd better be nice to her.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Now, I've just got to get rid of Mum and Dad...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39WHAT?!

0:01:39 > 0:01:43You were going to a meeting, you were going to be gone all day!

0:01:43 > 0:01:48We ARE, it's a meeting of the Neighbourhood Watch next door -

0:01:48 > 0:01:50for young people.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52The Colonel says you must be there!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55He wants you to help him with his talk.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58It'll be a nice way to make up.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01It wasn't my fault his window was broken!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I insist! It's the only way he's going to forgive us.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Get changed or I'll confiscate that guitar of yours.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12What?! Guitar? Not today!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21MUFFLED GRUMBLES

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Gnasher! You have to warn Curly and Pie-Face.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Arr?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29That we've been caught for this meeting.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34It's next door, but we'll escape as soon as we can. That...

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Urm...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39OK, I'll write a note.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Grab a trouser leg between your teeth until they've read it.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Rrrum.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50..to be a fine young man years later.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54And we can only hope that that is the case here.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Did you give them the note?- Gnash!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Was Athena there?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Some of you may have heard of the Mayor's new campaign.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Young Street Heroes, it's called.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Thank you, Sergeant. I'll do this, if you don't mind.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yes, it's an award for youngsters

0:03:14 > 0:03:17who contribute most to their neighbourhood.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Like our very own Walter, for example.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25(Athena will be there by now, we have to go!)

0:03:25 > 0:03:30And now - how youngsters can help protect our neighbourhood.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Lights, please, Walter.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34(Head for the toilet, OK?)

0:03:38 > 0:03:44How to recognise a bad type - first, notice the eyes...

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Where's Athena?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, yeah. She texted to say she's going to be late.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, no! I'll have to get back, then!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Mum will go mad if she finds I'm not there.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07And Athena will go mad if she finds you're not here!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Thanks, Pie-Face(!) Just let me know the moment she arrives.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Right. I'll do one of my bird calls.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Easy to slip back in the dark.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Ah, that's right, up you come.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28As I was saying,

0:04:28 > 0:04:33I've especially invited two well-known local hooligans

0:04:33 > 0:04:34to join us.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Testing. One, two, three.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45And so, thanks to forward planning, the hooligans are disarmed.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50They're going to start playing! If anyone hears, we're done for!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53BASS GUITAR STRUMS

0:04:53 > 0:04:57You know you were talking earlier about noise pollution?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Can we give you a demonstration?

0:05:00 > 0:05:05- # Wah, wah, nana, nana! # - GNASHER HOWLS

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Pie-Face, I think I see Athena!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14FEEDBACK I can't hear you!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's enough, thank you.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21That's good, all right.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22QUIET!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's wonderful to be able to call

0:05:26 > 0:05:30on genuine troublemakers from the locale...

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Quack! >

0:05:33 > 0:05:35That means Athena must be there!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We can't keep her, she'll throw a wobbler!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42What are you doing?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47You know I needed the toilet before? Well, I do again.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- GNASHER WHINES - And so does Gnasher.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56OK, Gnasher, you wait here. If I'm needed bark, loudly!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Ruff!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ah, oh.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Ruff.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Hi, Athena! What's happening?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08You owe me one, Dennis.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I'm missing my nail therapist because of these idiots.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14We're fixing it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18It's just a small explosion-type thing.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Can't they speed it up a bit?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22BARKING

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- No...- What?!

0:06:24 > 0:06:29Not you. Um, no... Yes, they can. And I'm going to help too!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I think I saw a loose wire, erm, under the stage.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'll be back in a minute.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Five minutes, then I'm taking my talent elsewhere.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Give the signal the moment you're ready.- I'll do my owl. No, wait.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47What happens if a real owl flies past?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49It won't sound like yours!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yes, up here. Up here, this way.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Now, let's see what happens when a young hooligan tries to pick the lock

0:06:58 > 0:07:00on Walter's special lunchbox.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01I don't pick locks!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I've never picked a lock in my life!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Go on, try, then.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Oh.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Bleurgh!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12THEY LAUGH

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hilarious(!)

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Can I go now?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17COLONEL LAUGHS

0:07:17 > 0:07:22As you can see, that's one padlock that won't be picked.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Coo-hoo. >

0:07:23 > 0:07:26(That's Pie-Face, we've got to go.)

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Dennis. Are you all right?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yeah, Mum, but...

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, you're hot for someone who's been sitting.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Perhaps you should go home.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Home! Yes! Great idea!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'll come with you.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Actually, it might be better to stay here, in the quiet.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Y-You go back to your seat.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Well, if you're sure.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54But I don't want to see you stirring from here.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56HE SQUAWKS

0:07:56 > 0:08:00We've got to go. Athena'll be going mad.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02His Worship, the Mayor.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Noooo!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh, how do we get past that lot?!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14DAD: ..about the paperclip division.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Amazing what you can do with paperclips and rubber bands.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Yes, and, er, the elasticity is, er,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24really quite surprising, Your Worship.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31HE GRUNTS

0:08:31 > 0:08:32SHE YELPS

0:08:33 > 0:08:37HE GROWLS AND BARKS SOFTLY

0:08:37 > 0:08:38SHE WHIMPERS

0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's OK, poochy.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42It's only Gnasher.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44SHE YELPS

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I don't think so, Dennis!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's SO last millennium.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52It's OK. I'm going to change.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Start the intro, guys.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58HE GROANS

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Ugh!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Aaaargh!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14THEY ALL GASP

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What was that?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- A-ha! Hooligans! - MISS MINI-WUFF WHIMPERS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's OK, poochy!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Mummy's here!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23OK, I'm ready!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28I'm not videoing anything till Miss Mini-Wuff's down again.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- SHE WHIMPERS - OK, I'll get it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35And don't play, or she'll panic and fall!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38When she gets stressed, she needs soothing!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Play something soothing.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:48 > 0:09:50HE GRUNTS

0:09:54 > 0:09:56MISS MINI-WUFF SQUEAKS HAPPILY

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Young people today.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03They're noisy, anti-social, and they lower the tone of the neighbourhood.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Dennis, I am going to make an example of you.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yes, you!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Because you're not like the others.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I heard the gentle music you were playing.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I saw you rescue that poor pup from the tree.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21And I heard from your mother

0:10:21 > 0:10:25you've not been feeling well. Come forward, young man.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32THEY ALL CHEER

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- MUM:- Ooh, well done!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Dennis, you and your faithful hound

0:10:39 > 0:10:42are young street heroes!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44CHEERING

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Young street heroes.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Not a bad name for a band!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49THEY CHUCKLE

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