0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53TYRES SCREECH
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hello, Gran!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hello, Dennis!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Woof!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Woof-woof!- Woof-woof!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Nipper's competing in the big dog show in the park.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Do you want to enter Gnasher too?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I dunno, Gran, dog shows aren't really Gnasher's thing.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17GNASHER HOWLS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- There'll be lots of other dogs. - THEY GOBBLE NOISILY
0:01:19 > 0:01:21< BURP!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Nah, he still doesn't fancy it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's sponsored by Butch Butcher.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29There's a load of sausages for the winner!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32GNASHER PANTS EXCITEDLY
0:01:32 > 0:01:35That'll be a yes, then! Ha-ha!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45ENGINE ROARS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49What are YOU doing here, Dennis?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52This is the competitors' entrance.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Yeah, so?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Well, I hardly think your mutt is fit to compete! Ha-ha!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Or this other...mongrel.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02THEY GROWL ANGRILY
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Oh, yeah? Well, check these out!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Official entry forms for Gnasher AND Nipper.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Oh, honestly, they're letting in any old riffraff these days!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Now, that's more like it!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Look at Miss Miniwuff,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22just the kind of classy dog we want in the show.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Uh... Uh... Hello, Azina? Uh...
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Hello, Miss Miniwuff!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30WALTER LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:30 > 0:02:35Oh, Walter, can't you get rid of those...creatures?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Cheek!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Who do they think they are?!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Exactly!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, come on, Walter, let us in!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I suppose I'll have to,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but keep those two away from the other pedigree contestants.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We don't want them all catching fleas!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56'Ladies and gentlemen, we come to the talent section of the show,
0:02:56 > 0:03:00'to be judged by the Mayor, Mrs Creecher
0:03:00 > 0:03:02'and, of course, our sponsor Butch Butcher,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05'purveyor of Beanotown's finest sausages.'
0:03:05 > 0:03:07GNASHER SMACKS HIS LIPS
0:03:07 > 0:03:10'Please welcome our first competitor,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12'Mrs Borgzilla Barkington Wagstaff
0:03:12 > 0:03:15'and Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros!'
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Hup, hup, hup, hup...
0:03:17 > 0:03:18APPLAUSE
0:03:23 > 0:03:29Right, Gnasher and Nipper, talent? Ooh, let me see...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32er, dirt magnets! Ha-ha!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33BOTH: Grr!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38They have plenty of talent! They'll wipe the floor with the other dogs.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Huh, judging by their appearance, it looks as if
0:03:41 > 0:03:44you've wiped the floor with THEM! HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS
0:03:44 > 0:03:47There's nothing wrong with the way they look!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Hmm, well, it's my job to marshal the contestants.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Any infringement of the rules by these two and they'll be out!
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- CHEERING - 'Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros!'
0:04:05 > 0:04:10They scored nine out of ten for pedigree in the first round.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And I'd give them at least eight for originality,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- don't you think, Mr Butcher?- Oh.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Erm, I think they must have been too small to see.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23That's what Chihuahuas are, Mr Butcher, very small.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26No, I mean, I've lost my glasses.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, I had them a minute ago.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Good luck, Azina.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And you, Miss Miniwuff, I hope you win!
0:04:33 > 0:04:39'And now, the height of fashion, Azina Kane and Miss Miniwuff!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48'Very stylish, I think you'll agree.'
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Wow, major talent, they can both walk without falling over(!) Huh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56APPLAUSE
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Miss Miniwuff scored nine for pedigree.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'll, er, I'll give her six for talent.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05And switch!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Rrr... Woof!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Gnasher, that's awesome!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Woof!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Hmm, I'm not sure that's allowed. < THUD!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, give it a rest, Walter!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm keeping an eye on you!
0:05:20 > 0:05:27Er... Loved your act, Azina, so...chic.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Don't worry, Gnasher,
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- we'll show those snooty dog owners a thing or two.- Woof!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36'Say hello to Beanotown's favourite policeman,
0:05:36 > 0:05:41'Sgt Slipper and his canine cop, Biter.'
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Biter is a highly-trained law enforcement specialist.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48DOG GROWLS
0:05:48 > 0:05:50CROWD: Ooh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53At, er, the north end of the field,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56you will see Constable Coughdrop,
0:05:56 > 0:06:01posing as a dangerous, er, criminal perpetrator type villain.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Now, watch as Biter makes the arrest.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Go, boy!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Apprehend that suspicious person!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12BITER GROWLS
0:06:12 > 0:06:14CROWD GASPS
0:06:14 > 0:06:15< Grr!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Grr...
0:06:21 > 0:06:24CROWD GASPS
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No, boy!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27< THUD! Oh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Agh, apprehend her! Oh, for...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She's the perpetrator!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Ha-ha! Even you're more obedient than Biter!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37GNASHER PANTS
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Pedigree was in order, but zero for talent, I think.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I... I didn't really get a good look. Erm... Oh.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49That's because you were facing the wrong way, Mr Butcher.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54'And now, our final competitors - Nipper and, er, Gnasher.'
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Huh, they'll probably just be chasing their own tails!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Good luck, boys, think of the sausages!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07CROWD GASPS
0:07:09 > 0:07:12TYRES SCREECH
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Woof-woof! CROWD GASPS
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Well, Gran, if you ask me, they have the talent show in the bag.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23CHEERING
0:07:23 > 0:07:28Goodness, these beastly creatures might actually win!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33There must be some rule against motorbike riding. Er...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34SHE WHISPERS
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Oh, yes, marvellous idea, Azina!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45WALTER WHISPERS
0:07:45 > 0:07:48By gosh, I do...I do believe you're right!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52That motorised vehicle is exceeding the speed limit.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Biter, arrest those law breakers!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57BITER GROWLS
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Grr! Grr!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Grr! Grr!
0:08:02 > 0:08:09DOGS YAP
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- This is not good, Gran. - Not good at all, Dennis.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, my poor little babies!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22THEY YAP
0:08:22 > 0:08:25GNASHER HOWLS
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I knew you'd make a mockery of everything,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29you and your scruffy mutt!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Chill out, Walter, it's only a dog show!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Yes, well, all the other dogs have got proper pedigrees,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41so luckily, you've got no chance of winning.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:08:45 > 0:08:50it's time to present the Best In Show trophy,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54which has been kindly presented by Mr Butch Butcher.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, I wish I had my glasses.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Oh!- Here they are, Mr Butcher.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05Remember, Best In Show goes to the dog with most points for talent
0:09:05 > 0:09:09and pedigree. Under consideration are...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11police dog Biter,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros,
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Gnasher and Nipper,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and finally, Miss Miniwuff.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And the winner is...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Miss Miniwuff!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Ooh! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I knew we would do it, my poochy-woochy!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh! Oh! Well done, Azina!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Miss Miniwuff is truly a special class of dog!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hang on a minute... Now I've found my glasses,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I can see the entry form.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47It says here that Gnasher is an Abyssinian Wire-haired Tripehound.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Really, a Tripehound, the rarest breed of all?!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Well, that's different. Bring your dog up here, boy.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00What?! Why is THAT different?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- A Tripehound...- Oh, yes, I think so.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11If you groomed your dog up occasionally,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14we would have seen he's a very special breed.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Of course he's special, he's my best mate!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But that dog has no talent!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Well, not just your best, er, mate,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27but also, I'm delighted to announce,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29he's the Best In Show!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31CHEERING
0:10:31 > 0:10:33This is an outrage!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Come on, sweetie, we don't need this...
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I don't believe it! This has to be...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Result, Gnasher, you rule!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Woof!
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