0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Come on, let's go!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Wa-hay, woo-hoo!- Wa-hay!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Are you sure we should chuck away the detention book, Dennis?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Of course! If Mrs Creecher hasn't got it,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09she won't know when we're in detention.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11And I'm in for the rest of the year.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Yeah, but we're not.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15PEEP
0:01:17 > 0:01:21What are you boys doing? You know you're not allowed here.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Sorry, Mrs Creecher, we were just looking for...erm...
0:01:25 > 0:01:29my old skateboard, weren't we, Pie-Face?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Yeah.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Here we are.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38CRASH
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Heh-heh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Now, pay attention.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Here's an important message from the mayor.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Good morning, class.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I am pleased to announce that Beanotown School
0:01:52 > 0:01:56has been chosen to test a new administration system.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01No more wasteful paper, everything's been computerised.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05But remember, it's vital that you follow the computer's instructions
0:02:05 > 0:02:07to the letter.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Here's my new laptop, excellent!
0:02:15 > 0:02:20This memory stick holds all the information you need.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Diaries, timetables, records, everything.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29Now all the info has been transferred to your laptop.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Amazing!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Now all we have to do is consult the computer
0:02:34 > 0:02:36to see what we're doing next.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39There, you're all set.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Thank you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Did he say,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49"EVERY bit of information's in the stick", Mrs Creecher?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Yes, Dennis, including all your detentions.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Plus a new one for mucking about by the bin this morning.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh! Not fair.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And Curly and Pie-Face will be joining you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05BOTH: Uh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Nice one, Dennis(!)
0:03:07 > 0:03:11All afternoon in detention, thanks to you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14At least you're not stuck in there forever, like I am.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Hey!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21This is the memory stick that guy had.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- He must have dropped it.- So?
0:03:23 > 0:03:30So maybe we should take a little trip to the computer room.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- COMPUTER PINGS - Wow!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34How wicked is that?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:41It's the master programme for Mrs Creecher's new system.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Does that mean you can delete it?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Don't be daft.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Why delete it when you can change it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50It's time school was fun!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Settle down, please.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Let's see what's in store for us, today.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I think it's our history test this morning, Mrs Creecher.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, it's been cancelled.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05CHILDREN CHEER
0:04:05 > 0:04:06That's appalling, Mrs Creecher.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Walter, you heard what the mayor said.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13We must follow the computer's instructions exactly.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Now, what else has changed?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh, all detentions cancelled.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Pies and ice cream for lunch.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh-ho! And there's a new rule that says,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26"Pets can come to school."
0:04:26 > 0:04:28GROWL
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Waagh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34So... What is our first lesson, Mrs Creecher?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It's, erm...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Drum and bass studies.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Oh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42DRUM AND BASS MUSIC
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Ha, nice one, Dennis.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Yeah, even Mrs Creecher's enjoying herself.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Oh, this is outrageous. The school's going to the dogs.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Mrs Creecher!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Oh, come on, Walter, don't be a square!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Wo-oh-oh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09CRASH
0:05:09 > 0:05:11What's next, Mrs Creecher?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Erm...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Go-kart racing?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17ALL: Yeah!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I don't remember ordering all these cars.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Oh, hello, that new computer system.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Are you sure you installed it correctly?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Everything's...different.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, it will seem different for a while.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Don't worry, just do what it says. It is foolproof.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54ENGINE ROARS
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Come on, Mrs Creecher, you're missing all the fun.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Mrs Creecher, you have to stop this at once.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03She's doing what the mayor says, Walter.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I think you're just trying to get her into trouble!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Walter, I'm surprised at you.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13ENGINE STARTS
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Oh! Right, I'm going after them.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Waaagh!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Wo-oh!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Yee-ha! Woh-ho-ho-ho!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Race you, Mrs Creecher.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, ho-ho-ho!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Wo-oh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Oh!- Waaay!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46BOTH: Waaagh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- CRASH - Oh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- COMPUTER BEEPS - Lunchtime!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hmm!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Where have I seen this before?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05So this is what Dennis has been doing.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06How utterly vile.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Let's give it back right away.- No.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's up to us to save the school.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13In fact...
0:07:13 > 0:07:18this is our chance to make it the school we've always dreamed of.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21This is amazing, Dennis.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I never thought I'd wake up looking forward to school.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- BEEP-BEEP - Eh?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30BEEP
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Next.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- BEEP - Thank you, Walter. Next.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Hah! Can't wait for Dennis' turn.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Why can't Gnasher come in?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, they've changed the rules again.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49So send him home and get changed out of those ridiculous clothes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Hide somewhere.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52BEEP-BEEP
0:07:52 > 0:07:54And now, hand over those sweets.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Genius, Walter. - Hah, this is only the beginning.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Someone's changed the computer programme again.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Where's the memory stick?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I don't know.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13It must have fallen out of my pocket in the car race.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, settle down, please.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20So today we have the history test we didn't have yesterday.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Then maths, flower arranging
0:08:23 > 0:08:27and experimental jazz appreciation.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30And what's for lunch, Mrs Creecher?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Erm... Lettuce and seaweed soup,
0:08:33 > 0:08:38made from hand-picked Sicilian lettuce and baby Norwegian kelp, oh!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41ALL: Eugh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh, and Dennis...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45all your detentions are back again.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Right, I should have known.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56JAZZ MUSIC
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I can't take much more of this.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01We have to get the memory stick back from Walter.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03And now, one of my favourites.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Sleepless Night, by Glasspopper Van Shriek.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11HIGH-PITCHED JAZZ
0:09:13 > 0:09:14THEY SCREAM
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Everybody out.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19SMASH
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Waaagh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Now's our chance.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Right, Walter, hand it over.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Catch, Bertie!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Dudley!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh... Oh! Walter!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, no, it's gone in the soup.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Leave it, it's mine.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06In your dreams, Walter.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09BOTH: Waaagh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What are you boys doing in here?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15BOTH: Waaaagh!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Waaaagh!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Look on the bright side, at least we got rid of Walter's system.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Please, Mrs Creecher.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34No, Walter, we're going back to the old ways and that's it.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Quite right, Mrs Creecher.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41And, as for this... I know exactly what I'm going to do with it.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Dennis!
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