Treehouse Treason

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Captain Yolk of the Starship Egg-terprise,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I have lost several crew members

0:00:56 > 0:01:00to a terrifying life form known as...the spoon!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02"Huh, what's that? It's one of them."

0:01:02 > 0:01:05"I come in peace."

0:01:05 > 0:01:07"No-o-o-o-o!"

0:01:07 > 0:01:11"Aaa-agh-agh!"

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14How many times have I told you, Dennis?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Don't play with your food.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20You don't mind when Gran does it.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Attention!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yes, well, she's only staying here until her foot gets better.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27That's right.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Meanwhile, you don't mind looking after Harley, right, Dennis?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Who's Harley?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- My hog.- The pig.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Sounds like fun to me. Can't wait to meet him, Gran.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You will, when you go and feed him.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Hey, check out my glasses, ho-ho-ho!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Fancy mistaking a hog for a hog.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- A what?- A pig for a motorbike.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58That's the problem with the internet.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01You never quite know what you're going to get.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04True, but if she decided to keep the pig,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06why didn't she buy a home for it, you know, a sty?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09She did try to build a sty.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11And dropped a brick on her foot.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Meanwhile, the pig's running around all over the place.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Aaagh, ow!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20A-ha!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24You've found my spares, I wondered where they were. Ta!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Right, I'm off to feed Harley.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30There's some leftover cabbage in the kitchen.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Pooh-ah, eugh, what a pong!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Make sure he's got clean water.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Will do, Gran. Come on, boy.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Rarr-arr!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48All right, stay and keep Gnipper company. I'll see you in a bit.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Come on, boys.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Let's see if anyone's noticed that I put salt in the sugar bowl.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Cough-cough, pooh!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Ho-ho-ho-ho!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01HE WHISTLES

0:03:02 > 0:03:05OK, Harley, here's your swill.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06GRUNT

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oi, steady on!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09PIG SQUEALS

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Wah!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Watch out!

0:03:14 > 0:03:15All right, mate.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yeah...see you later then.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Bye!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, no! The bucket!

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Me again, fella.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Just come back to get the... - PIG SQUEALS

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Wah!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Sad little Dennis looks at it on the floor,

0:03:34 > 0:03:39all up the walls, and all over his face and says,

0:03:39 > 0:03:43"Me never wanted stupid birthday cake anyway."

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Really?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Brilliant! That's great.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Tell us another one.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Oh, yes, Dennis was a real handful when he was a baby.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Oh, hello, love.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57How's Harley?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, a bit lively. As you can see.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01HE SNIFFS

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Mmm. Smells nice in here.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, yeah, Gran made a pie.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Delicious.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, are you guys ready for band practice?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Bring it on!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Er...isn't that my jacket?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yes, it's great, isn't it?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh! Time for a break I think.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, yeah, I'm ready for a break.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, yeah. Right.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Oh.- It's probably past Harley's feeding time.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Eh? Oh...

0:04:42 > 0:04:43OK, Gran.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Come on, lads, you can give me a hand with the pig.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50You go, Dennis, your friends can catch up with you.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh... All right.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54See you in a bit.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I haven't played one of these since...

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, I've never played one of these.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04But it's never too late to learn.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06One, two, three, four!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09LOUD GUITAR MUSIC

0:05:12 > 0:05:15LOUD MUSIC

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh... Here's some fertiliser

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- for your rhubarb.- Wha...?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, thanks, Den. Wait a minute. I thought you were...

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Who's playing my guitar?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Wow!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33I see your foot's better.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ur... Oh...

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Well, actually, it doesn't hurt when I do this

0:05:39 > 0:05:42but if... Oooh.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45If I just walk like this...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, the pain!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Right(!)

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I thought you two were too tired to keep on rocking?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54We are now.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Your gran has even more energy than you do, Den.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Mmm.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Come on, boy. Let's go and read some comics.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07And there might be a doggy treat in it for you too.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ruff! Ruff!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Gran!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13What are you doing?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oi! That was the last sausage!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Oh, never mind. It's pretty much done.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Gran!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You shouldn't make a fire in here.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32You could've burnt down my treehouse.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I don't know about that.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37It took me ages to get it going in the first place.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I had to use all that paper there.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42My comics!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45You...set fire to...my comics!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47You don't need comics.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51I'll tell you a funny bedtime story.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56It's...not...my...bedtime.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Is it not?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Ah, well, we'll have a laugh in the morning, eh?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Ahhh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Oh! Oh!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Here, boy!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Night!- What?!

0:07:10 > 0:07:14You can't stay here. This isn't a granny flat.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17It's my treehouse. My treehouse!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20GRAN SNORES

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, at least that's over for this morning.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Dennis! Your gran says don't forget to give Harley his chewable vitamin.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Wah! Arghh!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Pesky pig.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Smelly swine.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Pot-bellied pest.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Hi, lads. What's going on?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Just tidying up. Your gran asked me to.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04What are you doing, Pie-Face?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Running up some curtains for the treehouse.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Your gran showed me how.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Right! That's it!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I've had enough. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23THEY SIGH

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Curly! What are you doing there?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I had to get away.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, I thought you were hanging out with Gran.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I was. I love your gran. She's so funny.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45She had me drumming for hours yesterday.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50I'm worn out. All of this fun is starting to feel like hard work.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yeah, I know.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- And her foot...- Is totally better.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00I think she's well enough to go home and look after Harley, but...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Since she's started hanging out with us in the treehouse

0:09:03 > 0:09:04she doesn't want to leave.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- That's right. I can't keep up with her.- She ate my pie!

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Not your...?- Yes, the pie I save for emergencies.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Right! Heads together, lads.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I've got a plan! - DENIS WHISPERS

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I don't know why you've brought me back home.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I was really happy in the treehouse.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30This way, folks.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32BOTH: Ta-da!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, wow!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36You built a sty for Harley.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Brilliant!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Careful. Mind your foot.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oh... Oh...

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Er...actually, I think it might be getting better.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Thanks, Dennis.- That's OK, Gran.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Do you think you're going to be able to cope all right?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Harley's a bit of a handful.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Oh, don't worry, I'll be able to handle him

0:09:59 > 0:10:01now he's got his own place to live in.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04So, where is this pig anyway?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05LOUD SQUEALS

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Ah! Oh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Get... Get... I had to ask!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14THEY LAUGH

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Leave him, pig.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Leave me... Get off me, you stupid pig.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Hey, wait a minute. I recognise that sty.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Didn't it used to be MY shed?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Used to be, Dad.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Used to be.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34THEY LAUGH Denis!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Oof! I'm glad we've got the treehouse to ourselves again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- CRUNCH! - Wah! What's the...?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46THEY LAUGH

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