0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:5498, 99...
0:00:54 > 0:00:55100!
0:00:55 > 0:01:01See, Curly, I told you Gnasher had 100 fleas. You owe me an ice-cream.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Ohhhhh!- See you later, dear.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10SIGHS: Can't you boys find something more useful to do in the holidays?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Like that nice Walter.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Why? What's he doing?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Good business, by the look of it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:24Why not try today's special offer - buy three muffins, get ten bonus
0:01:24 > 0:01:28points on your Walter Enterprises loyalty card.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32What a wonderful idea! What's your name, young man?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Ahem, my card...
0:01:35 > 0:01:40Oooh, how very...enterprising!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Remember, the three golden rules of business -
0:01:45 > 0:01:48One, always look your best.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Two, always use pie charts.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Did he say pies?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Pie charts, Pie-Face.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00And rule number three, the most important,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02always behave like a grown-up.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04"Like a grown-up", got it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been offered a very important position,
0:02:09 > 0:02:13and I don't want to be late. Hmph!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Important position?! What's he on about?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Dennis! Lunch.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- Oh, thanks, Mum. I'm starving. - Not your lunch, silly, Dad's.
0:02:23 > 0:02:29He left it on the kitchen table. Could you take it to his office?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Thanks.- Hmph!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ah, how did that get there?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38It should be in its proper place.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- CRASH! - Oooh-oooh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42HE GASPS
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hi, Dad, I brought your lunch.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48And this is the rubber band and paper clips department... >
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Oh, no, it's Scrimp! He mustn't see you here, quick!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Ah, Wotsisname, there you are.
0:02:56 > 0:03:03I'd like to introduce your new assistant - say hello to Walter.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Walter?!- He's here for the summer to learn the business.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Why are there rubber bands everywhere?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Well spotted, lad. You're learning fast.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18GURGLING NOISES
0:03:18 > 0:03:20(Gnasher, don't.)
0:03:20 > 0:03:23GURGLING CONTINUES What's that noise?
0:03:23 > 0:03:29Eh, my tummy. I have a bit of indigestion.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32BUUUURP!
0:03:33 > 0:03:39Hmmm, come on, Walter. I'll show you the canteen. How about lemonade?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I prefer herbal tea, actually.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, yes, me too...
0:03:45 > 0:03:46much healthier... >
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Your previous system of rubber band classification was very inefficient
0:03:56 > 0:04:01so I've reorganised them according to length, colour and elasticity.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03There's really no need...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I've also labelled things in the office so we know
0:04:06 > 0:04:08what's what and whose is whose.
0:04:08 > 0:04:14The thing is, Wotsisname, it's just more efficient this way.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18That's it! You're supposed to be MY assistant.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22What's more, you will address me by my proper name!
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- It's Mr...- Wotsisname, what's going on, eh? Why all this shouting?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Sorry, Mr Scrimp.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33How's our young work experience lad doing, eh?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Fine, Mr Scrimp. Just fine.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Heh-heh, I knew it. I predict great things for you, Walter.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, carry on, Wotsisname.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Come on, look lively!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48PHARRRP!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Quality, elasticity, efficiency, herbal tea, eh...
0:04:52 > 0:04:57Can you believe it, Gnasher? Walter's making Dad's life a misery.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Tomorrow it'll be a different story.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Cos Dad'll have US helping him out.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12My new rolloclip storage system will revolutionise Dad's department.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- OOOP! - THUD!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16What's that doing there?
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- Dennis? I thought I told you... - Don't worry, Dad, I'm helping!
0:05:24 > 0:05:30You can't help today, I'm giving an important talk about efficiency.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Trust me! I can be just as efficient as Walter.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Look, I've fastened the paper clips together so you won't lose any.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Thanks, Dennis, but...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42where's the end of the chain?
0:05:42 > 0:05:48Walter, there you are! I'd like you to meet Hiram Bigbucks,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50the head of our company.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53He's flown all the way from Texas to be with us for the talk.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Heard a lot about you, son,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Scrimp tells me you've got them rubber bands licked.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Yes, sir.- What have you got there? - Paper clips, sir.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Some very silly person has fastened them all together.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09So I'm going to undo them again.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Heh, heh, I like you, Walter.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You remind me of myself as a boy.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'll take that, thank you.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Sorry, Mr Scrimp, I've got it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Gaaah!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Eh...sorry about that.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34THAT DOES IT! I've had it with you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40From now on you can just empty the waste paper bins.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42But what about the presentation?
0:06:42 > 0:06:47I'm leaving that to my most efficient employee...
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Walter!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55You've got to get off my dad's case, Walter.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Sorry, Dennis, it's not my fault if your father's inefficient.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Right, Gnasher, this means war!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09My fellow executives, to save my dad's job we've got to fight Walter
0:07:09 > 0:07:12with useless, I mean ruthless efficiency.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16My business plan comprises the latest marketing strategies,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19fiscal projections, profit indexes, this leaky pen,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22hair gel, glasses and fake moustaches. Any questions?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25What's an "executive"?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I'll tell you later. Menace and Company, let's go to work!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40There goes Walter. Time to put phase one of our plan into action.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Gnasher.- Gnash!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Phase two will be carried out in the boardroom.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Let's see how Walter handles a takeover bid.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55When Hiram Bigbucks hears my speech he'll be so impressed
0:07:55 > 0:07:58he'll probably give me Mr Scrimp's job. Ha, ha!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00SPLAT!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, today I'll be talking
0:08:11 > 0:08:14about the global market with particular reference to
0:08:14 > 0:08:16rubber bands and paper clips.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Uh, you have a question?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yes, would you agree with me that
0:08:21 > 0:08:25the first rule of business is always to look your best?
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Because if so, ha-ha, you haven't looked in the mirror recently.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Well, as I was saying,
0:08:40 > 0:08:45to illustrate my points I'm going to be using pie charts,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47like this one... Oooh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:52I think you've drawn it TOO efficiently,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55someone's taken a bite out of it!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57LAUGHTER
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What?! Oh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04CRUNCH! CURLY LAUGHS
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Oh, yes, I'm sorry...
0:09:11 > 0:09:17erm, let's forget about the charts and talk about...elasticity.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Hello!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yes, what NOW?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I've heard it said behaving like a
0:09:22 > 0:09:27grown-up is the most important thing in business. Is that true?
0:09:27 > 0:09:32YES IT IS! And interrupting people is very childish.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35So could you please... Whoaaaa...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37CRASH!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40WALTER WAILS
0:09:42 > 0:09:44THUD!
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Skateboarding - that's not very grown-up, is it, Walter?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51YOU!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And now, phase three! Run for it, lads!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- CRASH! - Oooh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Get this dumb kid off me!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Dennis, what have you done now?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Eh, got you your job back.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Sorry, Mr Bigbucks, if there's anything I can do...?
0:10:16 > 0:10:21You can stop hiring boys to do a man's job!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Yes, you're absolutely right.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Wotsisname! Where do you think you're going?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30There's work to do!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Ah! It's great being in business.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Pie-Face, take a letter.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Dear Mum, can you hurry up with the lemonade and cake?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Forget it, Den, I think Pie-Face is in love.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Pies...
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