No Place Like Home

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable unstoppable yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable unstoppable yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout one for all and all for one

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE WHISTLES

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Sorry, Dad. I didn't see you.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Quite all right, Dennis. Nothing can spoil my mood today.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02I've got some good news.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Guess what?!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I've been promoted.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12I'm the new Deputy Assistant Supervisor of sticky tape.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14That's brilliant, dear.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Yes. Once I've done the sticky tape training course,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19it will all be confirmed.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20I'm sure you'll do well.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh, I hope so. One thing, though -

0:01:23 > 0:01:26the new job's in a different part of the company.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27In Drainotown.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30What?! Drainotown's a dump.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, it's certainly too far to commute.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34We'll have to move.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39- Move?! We can't move. We like it here, don't we, Gnasher?- Yes.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43And in Drainotown, we'll be able to afford a better house.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46But there's nothing wrong with this house.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48It's as solid as a rock.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53That'd be nice. Though, we'd have to sell this one first.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57And another thing, what about Curly and Pie-Face?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59All my friends are here in Beanotown.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Don't be silly, Dennis.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05You can always make new friends. Anyway, dear, well done.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Drainotown, here we come.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Huh! We'll see about that.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Bye, dear. Enjoy your course.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24HE WHISTLES

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Good news, Colonel. Dennis is moving.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31So I see.

0:02:31 > 0:02:37It'll certainly make the job of the neighbourhood watch a lot easier.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'll say. According to my calculations,

0:02:40 > 0:02:45we spent 89.6% of our time chasing Dennis.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Indeed, but let's not count our chickens.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Dennis is a Beanotown boy through and through.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I don't think he's going to go quietly.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'm just off to the shops, Dennis.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- OK, Mum.- And remember,

0:03:03 > 0:03:07the estate agent will be bringing people to look at the house later,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10so just stay out of the way, OK?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Curly, alert Pie-Face and get on over here.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's time for Operation Stay Put.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yeah, here we are.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26It's a nice, quiet neighbourhood, as you can see.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Oh, I hope so. When I meditate, I must have the right vibrations.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ah, yes. Perfect.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39This garden is...speaking to me.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44It will be my peaceful sanctuary.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Gnash!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK, boys. One, two, three four...

0:03:49 > 0:03:52LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:58 > 0:04:02But you did say you wanted...vibrations.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Nice work, boys.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09She won't be moving in any time soon.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Garden's not bad. A bit tame for my liking.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17OK, hold your noses, everyone.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Here goes.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23One of my own patented Extreme Stinkers stink bombs.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26THEY COUGH

0:04:26 > 0:04:29You see, I like to get out in the fresh air

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and get back to nature.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ugh, what's that?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36HE COUGHS

0:04:37 > 0:04:41I'm sure it's completely natural.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51So Dennis is trying to put people off buying his house, is he?

0:04:51 > 0:04:57Time to mobilise the neighbourhood watch welcome committee.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Now, as quickly as you can,

0:05:01 > 0:05:06deploy the sticky tape to create the perfect parcel.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23You know, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33A kennel warden?! She's scary.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Yeah, but she's got one weakness - her pet Chihuahuas.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40GNASHER GROWLS

0:05:40 > 0:05:44This is it, Mrs Barkington-Wagstaff.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I think you'll find it's deceptively spacious.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Well, it looks nice from the outside,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53but is there enough room for my little babies?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55THEY YAP

0:05:57 > 0:06:00All right, Gnasher, now!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06My babies! Leave them alone!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Stop that, you horrible dog.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Down! Down, boy!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Come back!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Nice work, Gnasher.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I've got you, little fellows.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, no!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Not so fast, young chap.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34It's Walter and the Colonel. They're going to ruin everything.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Thank you so much. - Don't mention it, madam.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42It's what the neighbourhood watch is for, isn't it, Colonel?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Of course. We always like to look out for our little doggy friends.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Even monsters like that one?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Oh, don't worry about him, madam. He'll be gone when they move.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Hmm, I see.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, with dog-loving neighbours like you,

0:06:59 > 0:07:02this might be just the house for us.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Shall we have a look inside?

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Don't worry, Den. We'll come and visit you in Drainotown.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14That's not even funny, Pie-Face.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15No. It's not.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20And anyway, I'm not beaten yet. I'll think of something.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23I'm just calling your father.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Oh, hello, dear. How's the course going?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, quite well...I think.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Marvellous, so what time will you be back?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36About four o'clock. I am looking forward to coming home.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Me too, dear. See you later.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Dad will be back at four. He's looking forward to coming home.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52We've got to do something to convince Dad to stay here, Gnasher.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53But what?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56GNASHER GROWLS

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Hang on!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Mum says he's looking forward to coming home.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Maybe if he got a really big welcome back, he wouldn't want to leave.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yeah, we could sing a song and put a banner up and...

0:08:11 > 0:08:14No. Wait. I've got an even better idea.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20The kennel warden likes the house, Gnasher!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23She's coming to look at it again at four o'clock,

0:08:23 > 0:08:27but I'm going to make sure she doesn't buy it!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I've got a foolproof plan.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Ha ha. Just as I thought. Walter's fallen for it.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Red alert, Colonel.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53The kennel warden's looking at Dennis's house at four o'clock.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Excellent news, Walter.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Yes, but the trouble is Dennis is planning to put her off.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Don't worry, Walter. He's not the only one with a plan.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07We'll make sure she stays and Dennis goes.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Four o'clock. That'll be her.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Right, then. Neighbourhood watch welcome committee, quick march!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Just as I thought, Gnasher.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Walter and the colonel are pulling out all the stops.

0:09:31 > 0:09:37Welcome committee, roll out red carpet!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Present cake!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Ooh, it's, uh...you!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Walter, what a lovely cake.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00A red carpet too.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ohh...

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Hi, Dad. Welcome home.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hello, son. How've you been?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10You know what, Dennis,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I was already having second thoughts about that job.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17And now, to come home to a welcome like this...

0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Well, how can we possible live anywhere else?- Result!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Well, sticky tape's not all it's cracked up to be.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35And let's face it, I'm a rubber band man at heart.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37You don't mind not moving, do you?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Of course not. If you're happy to stay here, so am I.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43No place like home, eh, Dad?

0:10:43 > 0:10:48Exactly, son. There's no place like home.

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