0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Ah! Peace and quiet. First day of the holidays,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59and it seems Dennis has finally discovered the joys of a lie-in.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Argh! Quarter to eight! Late! Bye, Mum.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Bye, Dad.- Dennis! Your breakfast.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Dennis, have you...- Made me face, washed me bed, changed me hair,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- combed me underpants? Yeah. - But why the rush?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21First day of the hols, Mum. Got to get out early and do stuff
0:01:21 > 0:01:24before the town gets too...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30..busy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34We are not waiting in THAT.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36OK. No worries.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37I got a plan.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Stand aside, folks, stand aside. Official business.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oi! Who are you?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Government Taste Inspectors, ice-cream division.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51What? That was a kid's bus pass.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Ah. That's cos we're... Undercover.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Undercover? You just told me who you were.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Are you going to let us taste-inspect your ice cream,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- or do I have to call for backup? - Grrr!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Rrruff!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Hang on! Ain't you the dopey one what hangs around with Dennis?
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Don't be daft. He doesn't wear glasses like these.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oops!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oh! Maybe try the zoo instead?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:02:24 > 0:02:25OK. No worries.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I got a plan.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29BOY CHOMPS
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Aargh! Run for your lives!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36A lion has escaped! Waaaaah!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Roooaaaaarrrrr... - HE SNIFFS
0:02:40 > 0:02:46Run, I say! His ferocious jaws will tear you limb from...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48HE PANTS EXCITEDLY
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- ..limb.- Funfair?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00PIE-FACE: Ooh! Ooh! I know this bit.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03You got a FLAN, right, Den?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07PLAN, Pie-Face. I got a PLAN.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11DENNIS RETCHES
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Never again. Those rides were WAY too extreme.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Bleugh!- I wouldn't go in there unless you like being REALLY sick.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23CURLY RETCHES
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Wow! Cool! Let's do it.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29O-o-oh! OK.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Looks like this may require some serious thought.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Is that Neptune or Uranus?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42So if we want to be sure we don't have to wait around tomorrow,
0:03:42 > 0:03:47the easiest thing would be to get rid of everyone in Beanotown.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51So "easy" in the sense of really, really hard, then?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54If people were pies, that'd be easy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Come on, guys, ideas. How do you vanish 10,000 people?
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Ha! Once again, genius wears a striped sweater.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Excellent! Not a star out of place. Just the way I like it.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE GASPS
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- What's that?- Whoa!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Looks like an asteroid.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30It's heading straight for Beanotown!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Polish me kitbag, I think you're right!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Impending Armageddon via asteroid collision!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Better alert Neighbourhood Watch.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- PHONE RINGS - Neighbourhood Watch here.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Red alert, Corporal. We have a one-niner-six.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Repeat, a one-niner-six.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Impending Armageddon via asteroid collision?! Are you sure, sir?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Positive. Sound the alarm, lad.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- SIREN BLARES - ..Repeat, this is NOT a drill!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Beanotown must be evacuated immediately!- Dennis! Bea!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We're in the car, Dad!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08BEA LAUGHS
0:05:09 > 0:05:11OK, let's go.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Now, THAT is what I call extreme menacing.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Get some sleep, Gnasher, cos tomorrow
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- we've got Beanotown to ourselves. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28CAREFREE WHISTLING
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Well, lads, who's for ice cream?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Er...Den...minor problem. There's no-one to serve us.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43So we leave some money and serve ourselves.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45How hard can it be?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52OK. Look for some kind of big, squirty lever thingy. Go!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Look, Den.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Gnasher's found a big, squirty lever thingy.- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Er, Den...isn't that the...
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Handbrake!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17ALL: Aargh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29SMASH!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Uh-oh! We've got customers. - Customers? We can't have!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Everybody's...- Ook!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39SLURPS
0:06:39 > 0:06:42THEY ALL GIBBER
0:06:42 > 0:06:45APES OOK THREATENINGLY
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I think he wants more.
0:06:56 > 0:07:02Yes. It was just lucky for us all that I had THIS with me last night.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Er...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05what's that, Colonel?
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Well, starch me civvies! I do believe I've been deceived.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13What? But who would do something like that?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Dennis, do you know...?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18METALLIC CLATTER
0:07:20 > 0:07:21BOTH: O-o-oh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24ALL: Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26What will they do when we run out of...
0:07:28 > 0:07:30..ice cream?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Grrr!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46TYRES SQUEAL
0:07:47 > 0:07:50THEY OOK EXCITEDLY
0:07:57 > 0:08:00ROCK MUSIC BLARES
0:08:08 > 0:08:10VROOM!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14THEY GASP
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Ook! Ook! Ook!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Urk! Urk! Urk!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24BOTH: Whoa!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28BONK! Aargh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33These guys are genuine, full-on menaces!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42TERRIFIED PANTING
0:08:45 > 0:08:47THEY PANT
0:08:55 > 0:08:57OK, so the apes are a pain.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Now, ideas. How do you vanish a big bunch of menacing monkeys?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04GIBBERING
0:09:05 > 0:09:07CLANG! SMASH!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08O-o-ook.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hah! Come on!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16A-one, two, three, four!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18CACOPHONY
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Are you sure this'll work, Den?
0:09:20 > 0:09:27Are you kidding? The Din-Makers appeal to the ape in all of us.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28CLANG! CLANG!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30DISTANT DIN-MAKERS' RACKET
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Ooh-ah! - THEY ALL OOK EXCITEDLY
0:09:34 > 0:09:35MUSIC BLARES
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Ook! Ook! Ook!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39THEY SCREAM
0:09:42 > 0:09:45APES' CRIES ADD TO THE ROW
0:09:49 > 0:09:51MUSIC STOPS, DOOR SLAMS
0:09:51 > 0:09:53LOCK GRATES
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yes! Now, back to that funfair.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Den-NIS!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Inside. Right now!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06If there's a way you could make matters worse, I fail to see it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, you will.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11SHRIEKING FROM INSIDE HOUSE
0:10:12 > 0:10:15DING-DONG! BICYCLE BELL TINGS
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Hey, Den, coming out to... Oh! What is that smell?!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Gorilla poo. Mum made me clean up the house as punishment.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You could've had a shower, mate.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Nah. Cos I got a plan.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Come on!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32ALL: Urgh! Ooh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- I never smelt anything so ripe in me life!- That's revolting!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Four cones, please.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41There you go - on the house.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now clear off! You're killing my business.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Re-sult!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yes, yes, yes! Slu-u-urp!
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