Menace on the Mend

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Gnash-gnash! - Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Bea's nappy cream, Dad's greasy hair oil

0:00:58 > 0:01:02and Mum's silky face cream.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Time to test out my latest go-fast oil, Gnasher.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Ah-ah.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Perfect!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yay, let's go!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Woh-oh-oh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Wah-ah!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Ow!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ow, oh,

0:01:39 > 0:01:43ow, oh, ow, oh!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, oh, I-I-I...

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'm going to throw the book at you for this, Dennis.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Oh-oh, time for some amateur dramatics, Gnasher.- Yes-yes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Oh! Wait until I tell your father.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Mm, pizza would be great, Mum.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Wh-wh-what?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05What's Dennis been up to now, Sergeant Slipper?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Well, he, erm...- Woof!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09He ran over my foot and, erm...

0:02:09 > 0:02:15Gnasher, you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17What are you talking about, Dennis?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Hmm. You know, he might have had a bit of a bump on the head.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23You think?

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Ah!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Maybe you should...

0:02:26 > 0:02:29You should take him to the hospital for a once-over.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Yes, well, I suppose I'd better.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Woof!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Looks like we bluffed our way out of trouble again, Gnasher.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40HE SNIGGERS

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Gnash, gnash-gnash!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Not you, Gnasher. Pets aren't allowed in hospital.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Gnasher!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00So what do you think is wrong with Dennis, Doctor?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Hmm, his odd behaviour could be due to his fall.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05It had better be.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hmm.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Oh, this place is no fun. I wish Gnasher was here.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18PANTING

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Gnasher!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Oops!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Huh! I could have sworn I...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Let's get Dennis to the X-Ray Department.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32A quick scan should confirm what's going on up there.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Hey, watch it!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I'm not well, Mum.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46X-RAY MACHINE WHIRRS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54So, how is Dennis, Doctor?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Hmm, extraordinary!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00It appears your son has swallowed...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02a dog.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Gnasher!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Woof-woof!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Come away, Gnasher. The doctor says Dennis needs total rest.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16No, I just need to go home.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Out of the question, I'm afraid.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21We need to keep Dennis overnight for observation.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Overnight? But, but...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- That's fine, Doctor.- Dad!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28You heard what the doctor said, Dennis.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Come on, Gnasher, time to get you home.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34HE HOWLS

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Now, the rules of my ward are -

0:04:36 > 0:04:39no pets, no chocolate, no TV, no computer games and no...

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Fun. This place is worse than school.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46No complaining. You're here to get better, not to have fun.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Hi, Dennis.- What?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Walter?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Do you know Walter?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yeah...unfortunately.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, he's quite the star in our hospital radio.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Yes, I'm their best volunteer DJ.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Tune in to Walter's radio marathon, tonight.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's going to be jazz-tastic!

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Ciao!

0:05:09 > 0:05:14Oh! Why didn't I just 'fess up and take the punishment?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18It couldn't have been worse than being stuck in here with DJ Walter.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Now, Dennis,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23if you need anything, just buzz this buzzer and I'll come running.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You will? Cool!

0:05:25 > 0:05:26BUZZ

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Yes? - Could I have some water, please?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Certainly.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33BUZZ

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Could you pass me a comic?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- What about your water? - BUZZ

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Could you...?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Anything else you'd like me to do before I...buzz off?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48MUFFLED: No, thank you.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Ah-ah-ah.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I hate this hospital.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- HE SNIFFS - Oh, hang on...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Meatballs, my favourite!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Here you are, Walter.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08That should keep you topped up for your radio show, tonight.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, thank you. Ha-ha.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Shame there's only steamed cabbage left.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Hah, catch you later, listeners!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Gnasher!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Good to see you.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31DOOR SLAMS

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Quick, hide.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Can I go home now, Doc?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40No, I'm afraid you aren't going anywhere for 24 hours.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42But there's nothing wrong with...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45That is, I feel much better, honest.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Rest is what you need and rest is what you will get.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53No, I need to go home.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Mum and Dad will be missing me.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Ah, it's so peaceful without Dennis under our feet.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've told your mother and father that you'll be under observation

0:07:06 > 0:07:08until we see a real improvement.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Improvement? Him? Ho-ho-ho!

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Sounds like you'll be in here a while, Dennis, ho-ho-ho.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28That's it!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31We're breaking out of here now.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38BABIES CRY

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Eugh, I hate biology.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Hey, you, stop!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51No dogs allowed.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Whoops, time to go, Gnasher.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Stop!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15SHE PANTS

0:08:15 > 0:08:17PING

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Come here!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Quick, Gnasher, when I say jump...

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Jump!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Wo-oh-oh-oh!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Whoo-hoo, there's no stopping us now.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Freedom, here we come.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh!

0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Eugh, wet nappies!- Eugh!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09At least we're on the move, Gnasher.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12As soon as we stop, jump out and run for the exit.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Gnash!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Now!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Free...dom.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Bath time.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, phew. Boy, do you need one!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26But I'll never fit into that.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29You don't need to, it's a bed bath.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32A what? But I had a bath last month.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Great, I...

0:09:35 > 0:09:40Oh, whoa, that's f-f-freezing.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45No dogs allowed.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49SNORING

0:09:58 > 0:10:00COUGHING AND SNORING

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, what a noise!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Could things get any worse than this?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16'And welcome, night owls...

0:10:16 > 0:10:20'to MC Waltee's sleepy-boy jazz hour.'

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Apparently they could.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Oh, I want to go home!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Dennis must be well rested by now.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, Dennis!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Hi, Mum... Dad.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Is Dennis well enough to go home, Doctor?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yes, though he is still very tired.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43He'll need much more rest.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- YAWNS - You could say that again.

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