Nanny State

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Woah!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58You hooligans!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Ahh!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh! Hi, Mum and Dad.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Dennis...- We have someone we want you to meet.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Oh!- She's come to... look after you.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Right.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Dennis, this is Nanny Moonbeam.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- It's just that...- Can't hear you up there, Mr Daddy!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now, tell me again.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30We saw your programme on television and...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, Dennis can be very naughty.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34SHE GURGLES

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, we don't say "naughty", Mrs Mummy.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42It's just that he's unable to let his natural goodness shine through.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- See?- Well, we think he needs more discipline.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Oh, dear me, no. He just needs to put all his negativity

0:01:49 > 0:01:55in a tiny bottle of Say Sorry and let his love grow.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Are you sure? We've tried...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Now, if you're going to start a new life,

0:01:59 > 0:02:02you'll need a new name. What shall we call you?

0:02:02 > 0:02:08Captain Spacetiger! Erm... er... Dr Maximillian Von Strudelheim?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I think Little Denny Rainbow.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14GNASHER SNIGGERS

0:02:14 > 0:02:18And you will be Fluffy Flowerpup.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's right, Curly. No punishments allowed!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's brilliant! I thought she might be tricky,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29but it's going to be a push-over.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33HE CHUCKLES

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Now, Denny Rainbow,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40you've just run over the kitchen floor. Was that kind?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Kind of what?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44The kitchen floor doesn't like little people who think they're clever.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Would you like to say sorry to the kitchen floor?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh... yeah. Sure!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55And to make Mr Floor happy, would you like to give him a nice clean?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56I don't think so.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, Mr Squidgy Widgy would!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And I think he wants to start cleaning right away.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Ohh...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Now, you must be hungry after all your work.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13What's your favourite food, Denny Rainbow?

0:03:13 > 0:03:19Er... pizza. Hamburger. Chicken wings. Chocolate fudge cake!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21And what DON'T you like?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I hate Brussels sprouts when they're all grey and...

0:03:24 > 0:03:30Then let's turn all that hate into love and respect, shall we?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I've been boiling these for three hours,

0:03:33 > 0:03:36and I'm sure you'll love them just as much as they love you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38HE RETCHES

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Gnash gnash gnash!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, look, he's smiling!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Fluffy Flowerpup wants his sprouty-wouts too?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Gnash gnash!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Owww!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, I'm not doing any more of this!

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Rule 52 - we don't stop until the job is done, do we?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03And what happens when we break the rule?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08We discuss it in the Talk It Through Teepee.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- HE MUTTERS - Talk It Through Teepee...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14What a load of rubbish!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18And the Contemplation Kennel!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE SIGHS

0:04:21 > 0:04:24And we're also going to discuss making it up to Mr Tree

0:04:24 > 0:04:28for climbing him this morning and breaking Rule 14.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30THEY PLAY VERY LOUDLY

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Denny Rainbow?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Do you know any whale music?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I've got to go... - See you later, Den.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43And now you'll want to welcome the frightened birds

0:04:43 > 0:04:46back to their homes, won't you?

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- HE SIGHS - "I made a din, my feathered friends,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52"I had my selfish fun.

0:04:52 > 0:04:58"I'll plant a flower for you, because I broke Rule 61."

0:04:58 > 0:05:01And what do we do then?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08She's driving me crazy, Curly! Every time I do anything,

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- she comes in and... - Bed time, Denny Rainbow!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14And I'll see you at 5am

0:05:14 > 0:05:20for an extra Plant A Flower And Sing How Lucky We Are session.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23That's it! We're leaving home.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32HE SNIFFS

0:05:36 > 0:05:38OK, Gnasher. Get on board!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Gnash gnash gnash!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Let's go!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ooh... Huh?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53W-we were just getting a drink of water.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59SHE HUMS TO HERSELF

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Life just can't get any worse.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It can! Walter!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- What are you doing, Dennis? - Tell him, Denny.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Denny Rainbow?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I'm enjoying the warm sunshine and pretty flowers.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Huh! So, they're finally teaching you hooligans to behave.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm Walter. I must congratulate you

0:06:23 > 0:06:26on having such a wonderful effect on Dennis.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31What a very charming boy. You should be more like him, Denny!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Exactly. If you were like me, Dennis,

0:06:34 > 0:06:38you wouldn't always be getting into trouble. Would he? Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Ohh!

0:06:39 > 0:06:44(I am like Walter now, and I always will be,

0:06:44 > 0:06:47(unless I can rid of this woman!)

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Hang on... What if Walter was like me?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53The real me? Then...

0:06:53 > 0:06:58That's it, Gnasher! It's simple. We have to make Walter more like me.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- You've got to take a note to Curly and Pie-Face.- Gnash!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03THEY PANT

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- What's all this then, Den? - It's my plan to get rid of her!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Listen, I don't have long.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12She's let me out on a "trust exercise"

0:07:12 > 0:07:14to buy "pro-bionic yoghurt".

0:07:14 > 0:07:15These are for you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18What, scare her off?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20You wouldn't need glasses, Pie-Face!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23You know, if he had a bow tie...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25There's a set for you too, Curly.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- ..he'd look like...- Walter? - You're right!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I'm going to be good, and Walter - that's you two -

0:07:32 > 0:07:37is going to be a menace. Then we'll see who needs Nanny Moonbeam!

0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Why two Walters, Den? - Because I want him everywhere!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Look at me! I'm... brainy!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Whee-ee-ee!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55It can't be!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Hi, Sergeant Slipper.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03It's me again. I'm so naughty!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Oi!- And so artistic!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12HE SPLUTTERS Walter?!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Everyone at work saw him!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17He climbed up the statue of Mr Scrimp

0:08:17 > 0:08:18and painted his nose blue!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I can't believe it!- Apparently he was seen in the High Street, too,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25releasing a load of penguins into a fish shop!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Doesn't sound like Walter. - It was him, all right -

0:08:28 > 0:08:31he was wearing a bow tie and he was carrying a violin.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- It's more the kind of thing Dennis would do.- Den-Den!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Except that he's here all the time.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Oh, Walter. It must be the strain of having all those brains.

0:08:41 > 0:08:47- Nanny Moonbeam?- Yes, Denny Rainbow? - I have a confession.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Gnasher and I almost ran across the grass yesterday.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54We stopped ourselves, of course.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Well done, little Denny.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58But I think I might need another session

0:08:58 > 0:09:00in the Talk It Through Teepee.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I think you're a very good boy.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07That's what we're hoping for!

0:09:07 > 0:09:08THEY SNIGGER

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Yes, today's the big one. Got the street map? The shovels?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Shovels - check. Wheelbarrows - check.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's OK, Den, we'll get you out!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22And you know where you're headed? Go for it, then!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24She's certainly doing a marvellous job.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Oh, yes.- Today she made me clean out all the kitchen cupboards

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- because I spilt some sugar on the worktop.- Quite right!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Yes, I accidentally mowed one of her flowers

0:09:33 > 0:09:37and she made me write a letter of condolence to its mummy and daddy.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- She's a wonderful person. - Absolutely.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44But she's driving me mad!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47If I have to sit once more in that Circle Of Truth...

0:09:47 > 0:09:48But how do we get rid of her?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50TELEPHONE RINGS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hello? Yes, yes, it is.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54It's Walter's dad!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Really? Quick-drying cement?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58In the Mayor's car?!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, Walter! He has gone off the rails, hasn't he?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04We do, actually. She's called Nanny Moonbeam.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Recommend her? Oh, absolutely! Well, we don't need her any more.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Fine. Yes, I'll tell her right away.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Oh, thank goodness! I don't think I could have taken much more.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Me neither. Still, she's gone now. Everything's back to normal.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26But just because Nanny Moonbeam's gone,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28doesn't mean that you can misbehave, OK?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Course not, Dad.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- (Re-sult!)- Gnn-ash!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36WALTER'S DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:37 > 0:10:39CRASH!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43I think young Walter and I are going to need an emergency session

0:10:43 > 0:10:46in the Talk It Through Teepee.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Whee! Wooh!

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