0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And here's your Beanotown weather forecast.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Cloudy all week with a chance of clouds this weekend.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Bo-ring!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00It's the Beanotown Founders Day Bonfire tomorrow,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03so get ready for the Gravy Toss, Pelt The Vicar,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06and our famous Beanotown Homemade Jam-off.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08More boring!
0:01:08 > 0:01:14And in breaking news, a mysterious bat creature was spotted yesterday
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- in Beanotown park.- Oh, still bo... What?!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Bat creature? Awesome!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Gnasher, let's go, we've got to catch it!- Gnash!
0:01:22 > 0:01:27Dennis, you are not catching a bat! They're dangerous.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32But Dad, it's not a bat, it's a bat CREATURE!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Sit and eat your breakfast!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35That's an order!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- (What do you think, Gnasher?) - (Gnash gnash!)
0:01:41 > 0:01:44My thoughts exactly! We need to investigate.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Now, if I was a bat creature,
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- where would I hide? - Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57What is it, boy! Whoa!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Bloody footprints? Bat creature?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Gnasher, you know what this means...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13There's a vampire in Beanotown!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Pie-Face, you're the vampire expert. How do we catch it?
0:02:17 > 0:02:24Er, according to issue number four of Lord Tim, Vampire Destroyer,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28vampires only come out when the sun goes down,
0:02:28 > 0:02:32hate garlic, and can be destroyed
0:02:32 > 0:02:35with a steak through the heart...
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Hey!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40What about running water? Isn't that supposed to do something?
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Well, in issue number 12, Lord Tim melts a bunch of vampires
0:02:45 > 0:02:47in a Jacuzzi by splashing them.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50A Jacuzzi might be hard to lug around,
0:02:50 > 0:02:55but splashing people with water? We can manage that!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Water soakers full? - BOTH: Full!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Now, the vampire could be anyone, so remember,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07soak first, ask questions later.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Let's get 'em! Aargh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12BOTH: Charge!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14THEY SHOUT AND CHEER
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Got you!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Ooh!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Aah!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Urgh! Oh! All wet!- Oww!
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Oi!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Er...sorry about that. we thought you were somebody else.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah, vampires!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Vamp... Ooh!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49You boys come here, right now!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Uh-oh! Run!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55THEY GASP AND PANT
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Guess the water didn't work.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Those are tough vampires, eh?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I don't know about this vampire hunting thing.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Where are you guys going?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Mum wants me home early to help stir her gravy.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17For the Gravy Toss! She really wants to win this year.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20First prize is a hat made of potatoes!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23A potato hat?! Come on!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You can get one of those anywhere.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27HE GASPS
0:04:27 > 0:04:28HAMMERING SOUND
0:04:28 > 0:04:29THEY GASP
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Is that...?- Yeah, a coffin!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44HE EXHALES LOUDLY
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Is that...?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Do you realise what this means?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53The Colonel's the vamp... aaargh!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Huh? Starch me civvies!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Er...um...er...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Get him!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11You trespassed on private property.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Explain yourselves.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, we, erm...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Er...I...er...
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- His parents want to...invite you to dinner!- Yeah, they...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Want to what?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Why would they want to do that?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Er...you know...to say thank you
0:05:30 > 0:05:33for keeping us all safe with the Neighbourhood Watch
0:05:33 > 0:05:38and for, um, all your great stories and, um, clean clothes.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Well, I have been out late these last few nights.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You know, watching the neighbourhood.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I haven't had a good hot meal in days.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52(Yeah! Except for people!)
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Great! So you'll come!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56See you!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Dinner with me parents?! Terrific(!)
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- What are you going to do, Den? - Don't panic! I've got an idea!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Or...I'll get one.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! I invited the Colonel for dinner.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Did he just say...? - KNOCK ON DOOR >
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yes! Thanks for the dinner invitation.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30When Dennis practically begged me to come, I was quite touched.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33He begged you? Our Dennis?!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Hope you're ready for a long night, because I'm a slow digester.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Pie-Face, you said something earlier about garlic.
0:06:41 > 0:06:47In Issue 425, Lord Tim defeats a bunch of Italian vampires
0:06:47 > 0:06:50by using their own pasta against them!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Fresh bread! Get it while it's hot!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Agh!- What's the matter?! Don't you like garlic?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I... Bleugh... Water! - HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh, no! Let me help you!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Agh! Get that away! Mirror! - COUGHING CONTINUES
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Aha! Don't like mirrors either - that settles it!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Gnasher, attack!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25GNASHER BARKS AND GROWLS, THE COLONEL YELLS AND COUGHS
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Dennis! What's got into you?! - Have you lost your mind?!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33But, Mum, Dad, he's a...
0:07:33 > 0:07:37March right over to the Colonel's and apologise! Now!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We'll just have to show 'em ourselves!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- There he is!- Hello? I could use some help out here.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Look!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Right, sorry, just cleaning up.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Looks like we've got two to tackle, then! I've got dibs on Walter!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- SNAP! - Huh?!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Hmm.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18ALL: Oof!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22ALL GASP
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Hello, Colonel! Nice to see you! - Hello! How are you doing?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Huh?! We're too late! The whole town's gone vampire!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Pie-Face, what would Lord Tim do? - Run away!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- BOTH: Aargh... - No! This is our last stand!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Cover me! Yeah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48- We could still run away! - Yeah, but he is our best mate.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52BOTH: Yeah!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54What the...?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Get off me, you!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04SHOUTS OF SURPRISE
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Argh!- You will pay for this, mark my words!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Did we get 'em?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22PEOPLE GROANING
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Aren't they supposed to turn to dust or something?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- <- DENNIS!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Mum! Dad! What are you doing 'ere?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33We're here for the same reason everyone else is!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37No! You're vampires, too?!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39BOTH: Vampires?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42We're here for the Beano Town Founders' Day Bonfire!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46The...? Uh-oh! That was tonight?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Me mum's going to kill me!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52THE COLONEL SHUDDERS
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Polish me kit bag, look what he's done!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57He's destroyed my entire case of cherry jam!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I was sure to win The Jam-Off this year!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Jam?! But I saw the Colonel in the trees
0:10:04 > 0:10:06like the bat thing on the telly! He had a coffin!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10He hissed at the mirror like a vampire!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14I was gasping for air, because I'm allergic to garlic!
0:10:14 > 0:10:20And I was in those cherry trees getting cherries to make my jam,
0:10:20 > 0:10:24which I packed in a box, not a coffin!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, um...right. Well...
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Good thing we found out in time before anyone got hurt.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32So, er...who's up for a little gravy toss?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- HE SHUDDERS, THEN LAUGHS - I've got a better idea.
0:10:36 > 0:10:42Why don't we give the vicar a break and play a little Pelt The Dennis?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46DENNIS GASPS AND SHOUTS
0:10:46 > 0:10:49So...do I win the potato hat?
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