0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:11# Playing by the rules Is highly over-rated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:29# After all is said and done Shout fun for all and all for fun
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down Yeah, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting! #
0:00:50 > 0:00:55All right! It's Saturday - wahey!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Steady on!- It's not our fault, Mum!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06There's stuff everywhere.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- What's going on here? - We're having a spring clean.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Oh, good. Then perhaps you can help me find my teapot.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- I think I left it here last time. - All right, Gran.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Dennis, you can fill this box with stuff for the charity shop.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25But it's Saturday!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And after that, tidy your room!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30You too!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Go on!- Oh...
0:01:32 > 0:01:36There's stuff here I haven't looked at for ages.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Magnifying glass, sunglasses.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Notebook.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Old brown coat. "How To Crack Crimes And Solve Mysteries."
0:01:45 > 0:01:49The mystery is why I bought the book in the first place.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53How To Solve Mysteries! Cool!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01There! Now for a sit down and a nice cup of tea.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh, yes! Did you find me teapot?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You can't miss it - it's bright red.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Oh, I think I might have put it in the charity box out the back.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What are you up to?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Nothin' for you to worry about, sweet cheeks!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh, where's my teapot?!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's a mystery.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31A mystery, eh? Sounds like a job for Dennis PI.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32P what?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Private Investigator.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Here to solve the mystery of the missing teapot.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44This afternoon, I'm supposed to be having tea
0:02:44 > 0:02:48with a gentleman I haven't seen for 36 years.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And I really need this particular teapot.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Well, I'd say there's a good chance your teapot has been swiped.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Snaffled. Stolen!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Do you have anything that might help us...pick up the scent?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09What about this old teabag?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Aha! Perfect!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Cop a whiff of that, Gnasher, old pal,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17and see if you can't sniff out the culprit.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22To the treehouse!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Who keeps doing that?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Right! That's warmed us up.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ready for the Colonel's tea party.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41GNASHER WHINES
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Nice work, Gnasher. Looks like the trail might end right here.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51So that's what Gnasher was after.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Hey! That's my pie!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57You can see everything from up here.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Pie Face, have you seen anyone with a red teapot?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03What was it like again?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- You know...like...- And red!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Oh, yeah. I saw someone with one of those.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12And what did this person look like?
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Well, it was a boy with black hair...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20er...shorts...and a big smile!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24That can't be right. You're describing me!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh...OK.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Er...he had...tidy hair... and glasses...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, and a bow tie!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I think we've found our thief.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45# Tum-te-tum-te-tum-tum Tra-la! #
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Aha! Hand over the teapot, Walter!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I have no idea what you're talking about!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Come on, I know you've got it.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Dennis, hang on! You're going about this all the wrong way.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Thank goodness one of you is making sense.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Arf!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08HE GASPS
0:05:08 > 0:05:11OK, teapot rustler, where's the loot?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15If you don't tell us, the flower gets it. Right, Nipper?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Yes-yes!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Teapot?! Loot?! I don't understand!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Don't play the fool with me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27A reliable witness claims to have seen you with my best red teapot.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Er...Gran...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ah...here, boy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39If it's a teapot you're looking for, Mrs Creecher has a vast collection.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- Aha!- Aha!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Arf! Arf!- Oh...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ah, this is the life.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Nice and quiet. A pot of tea and no...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Dennis?! What are you doing in school on a Saturday?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I might ask you the same question.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Teaching doesn't recognise weekends.
0:06:00 > 0:06:07Is that right? So what can you teach me about...this teapot?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10That? It's nothing.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Just a teapot.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Hmm. Could be a respray job.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Whoopsy!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18No!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22OK, OK! It's my second-best teapot, that's all.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Second best? You have more than one? - Well, sure!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I've got lots of teapots.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh....
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We're not just looking for ANY teapot.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- We're looking for... - Arr-rr-rr...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Ow-ow-ow...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- One like this!- Woof!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48This...is not my teapot.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50No, but that's my steak.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Why would anyone keep a steak in a teapot?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58It was frozen. I put it in there to thaw out.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02But if you've lost a teapot, try the Colonel.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04He's having a big tea party.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Thanks, doll face.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10But you're not out of the frame until we've found our teapot.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14So don't even think about doing a runner...and leaving town.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I mean...thanks, Mrs Creecher!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23MUSIC AND CHATTER
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Sorry, you can't come in here - Colonel's orders.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41"No Dennis."
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Aw, come on! Since when did you take orders from the Colonel?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Well, ever since he promised me a slap-up tea. Dainty sandwiches,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52cut up all nice, cream slice, lemon drizzle cake,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55sticky buns...with sprinkles.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh, no you don't.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02But I'm an investigator! We're on the same side.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Solving mysteries, busting crooks, enforcing the law.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10"No Dennis." That's the law.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13And definitely no dogs.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Good afternoon, sergeant.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, you do look well today.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, why, thank you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27I might say the same about you. Splendid hat, by the way!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Ho-ho!
0:08:28 > 0:08:33I'll be sure to save a bun or three for you, sergeant.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Five, four...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40three, two...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42< SHRIEKING AND CLATTERING
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Come back here, you thieving mutt!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50All that dog of yours sniffed out was some sausages.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52But no teapot?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's right! No teapot!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Then we're all out of clues.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Nothing else to do but go back and re-examine the crime scene.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05So what about your tea date?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, I guess I'll just have to keep him waiting...
0:09:08 > 0:09:11another 36 years!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15No way! We have to get to the bottom of this.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Wait! Look!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21The teapot!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25The teapot! No-o-o-o-o!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hey! What are you doing?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Oh, Gran.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I'm really sorry.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, it's all right, Dennis.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41You see, it wasn't the teapot I was after.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44It was what was inside the teapot.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Me best choppers!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53TYRES SCREECH
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, just in time! Here comes my date.
0:10:02 > 0:10:08Hello, sweet cheeks! I could recognise that smile a mile away.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Budge over, amigo!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Ho-ho-ho!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Thanks, Dennis!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You're a brilliant investigator.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It's been a blast.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24It sure has...sweet cheeks.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32What happened to my lawn?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Well, it all started with a missing teapot...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Save it for when you've tidied your room, Dennis.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Like I asked you to do this morning.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh...parents.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48That's one mystery I'll NEVER solve.
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