0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Pass me a water, please, Den.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Catch!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Oh!- This is fizzy orange.- Agh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02So?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Ha-ha, watch it!- I wanted water.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Look out!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You boys, settle down.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Miss, I-I wouldn't take that one.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- B-but...- Shh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Ehh... Ehh...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Aaagh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh, no!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30THEY LAUGH
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It was Dennis' fault, Miss.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35He was throwing the bottle about, I saw him.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36I see.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, I'll just add it to the list of offences
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'll be talking to your parents about, tonight.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Eh?- Parents' evening, Dennis.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Or had you forgotten?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49HE GULPS
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Maybe you shouldn't have wound up Creecher
0:01:51 > 0:01:53so close to parents' evening.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Hey, chill, I've got a plan.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Are you going to find a way to stop your mum and dad
0:01:58 > 0:02:01coming to school, like you did last year?
0:02:01 > 0:02:06Nah, I bet he's going to try and stop Creecher like he did the year before.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Right, Den?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Meet me at the treehouse after school.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Then you'll find out.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16OK, so I'm wearing one of your dad's suits,
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- now what?- My mum and dad are going to meet a teacher at parents' evening.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- But it won't be Creecher.- Oh...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Like a substitute teacher.- Exactly.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32You're going to be our substitute teacher and tell them I'm brilliant!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34But...why me?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Well, it can't be me and it certainly can't be Pie-Face,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40unless he taught at clown school!
0:02:40 > 0:02:46Ha-ha, look at me, I'm a teacher, ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50You look the part, Curly. Now, act it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh... Ahem...
0:02:52 > 0:02:56You, boy, come to the front of the class.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57THEY LAUGH
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Do you mind telling the rest of us what you think is funny?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03THEY LAUGH
0:03:05 > 0:03:08We're going to have to work on your teacher act.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Menace One to Clown Feet.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- 'Are you receiving me?' - Eh? Who said that?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- 'Pick up your walkie-talkie.' - Oh... Ah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hello, Dennis.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28It's codenames from now on, Pie-Face, I mean, Clown Feet.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh, Sorry, Den... Erm, what's your codename, again?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Menace One. - OK, Menace One, I'm in position.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Good, get ready for incoming parents, over and out.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Menace One to Mr Din, are you receiving me?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Loud and clear, Menace One.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Are you ready, Mr Din?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50I think so.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I compliment your mum on her hair,
0:03:52 > 0:03:57talk to your dad about rubber bands and paperclips and...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, tell them you're an A-grade student!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02That's it, good luck! Over and out.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Game on!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Gnash-gnash!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Good evening, Mr and Mrs... Walter.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Erm... Happy Parents' Evening, erm...
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- What are you up to?- I'm the greeter.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I'm here to welcome you to parents' evening.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29So... Welcome!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31This way, go on.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Phew!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Pie-Face?- Aaaagh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Oh, good evening, Dennis' dad and...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Mrs Dennis' dad.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Welcome to parents' evening, I'll show you where to go.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Follow me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53'Not that way, Pie-Face.'
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Eh? Oh, yeah, erm...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Right, this way, come on.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07- So far, so good, Gnasher, let's hope Curly can keep his end up.- Gnash!
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Here we are... And here comes Mr Din.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- What happened to Mrs Creecher? - Erm, she's on...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21IN DEEP VOICE: ..leave...for stress.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25So, Mr... Erm...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Din, but you can call me Stan.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Stan Din?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Nice to meet you, Stan.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35We're very interested to hear all about our son, Dennis.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38'Menace One to Clown Feet, Menace One to Clown Feet.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40'Rendezvous outside hall.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- What's that? - Nothing, got to go, duty calls.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47How's Curly doing, Pie-Face? Everything going to plan?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Yeah, he's doing a great job... I think.- Right.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56We'll go and keep an eye on Creecher, let's get into position.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Now then, to business.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03That's a nice tie you've got there, I have one just like it.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Except that mine's got a blob of gravy right about th...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Hey, you've got exactly the same stain.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I do... I do?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Yes, I do, ha-ha, what a coincidence!
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Erm... How can I explain that?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Oh, no need to explain.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26You obviously love gravy just as much as I do.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh, yes, that's it!
0:06:29 > 0:06:35So, erm... Let's take a seat, shall we, and talk about your son?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39And may I say, Mrs, erm, Dennis,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41your hair...
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Yes, your hair...- My hair?
0:06:45 > 0:06:50It's great, lovely cut, nice...style!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Great... Great hairstyle.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, thanks!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Uh-oh, trouble.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Quick, Gnasher, in here!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Pie-Face was here a minute ago, Miss.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Showing all the parents the way to go.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Hmm, well in that case, where are Dennis' mum and dad?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'm supposed to be with them now.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19A-ha, that's it! He must have taken them somewhere else.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Then we'd better find them.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Come on.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Menace One to Clown Feet.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Red alert, Creecher's on the warpath.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Aaagh, make sure she doesn't come towards the hall.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34OK, I'm on it, over and out.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38There'll still be time for you to talk to my parents though,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41won't there, Mrs Creecher? I don't want them to miss out.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Depends how quickly we can find Dennis' parents, Walter.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Creecher's right outside the hall.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Copy that. Blockade the door and stop them from getting in.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'm just about to cause a distraction.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08This door isn't usually locked.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Go, go, go!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12HE HOWLS
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Oh!- Woof-woof!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18If that dog is here, Dennis must be too.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19After him!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I have a feeling someone doesn't want us to see
0:08:24 > 0:08:26what's behind these doors.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Huh, well, I'll show them!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41So I said to him, those paperclips are hand tooled, you know.
0:08:41 > 0:08:48Ha-ha, yes, I had a similar experience at Clipcom back in '05.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Well, it's great that you two share some interests,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54but what about our son? How's he been getting on?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Ah, yes... An excellent pupil.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Very funny,
0:09:01 > 0:09:05great imagination and... Oh, what he can do with rubber bands.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Wow-ee!- Really?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Takes after his old dad, does he?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14THUMP
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Nobody's going to stop my teacher from telling my parents
0:09:18 > 0:09:20how brilliant I am.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Walter!- What's the meaning of this? Who are you?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25GNASHER YELPS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Gnasher?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Mrs Creecher?- I thought you were on leave with stress?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I may well be next term.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Stan here has been filling us in on Dennis' good work.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Huh?- Oh, sorry, dear me...
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Here we are, here's your glasses and...your moustache and...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh... Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Mr Din to Menace One, you better come to the hall.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Over...and most definitely out.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Curly, I thought better of you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01And Pie-Face too.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03BOTH: Sorry, Mrs Creecher.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Since you worked together in this ridiculous scheme,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- you're all going to be punished.- Ha!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- I recommend that they all go to summer school.- Oh, no.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19No, they can't go to summer school, they'll ruin everything.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, this is... This is not fair.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26I can't believe it, no-one ever thinks about me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- It's always about Dennis, Dennis... - Oh.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36I'd better go and speak to Walter's parents, that'll cheer him up.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Don't be too disappointed, son,
0:10:41 > 0:10:45you still get to spend the summer with your two best friends.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49That's true. Perhaps it won't be too bad, after all.
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