0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for fun
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And never forget - in the wrong hands
0:00:53 > 0:00:56there's nothing more dangerous than a canoe.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Except perhaps, a brain-eating squid.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08I'll now show you how to make a canoe motor out of a pelican.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12This is boring.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Yeah.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I've had enough lectures, time to liven things up!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Oh! Ah.- Ruff!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24You guys coming?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Oh...taking the canoe without asking!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Fine, spend the day listening to the Colonel.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You are not authorised to pilot that vessel!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Yes, you heard how dangerous canoes are.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Not to mention brain-eating squids!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I reckon one of them got your brain, Walter. See ya!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Uh! Mrs Creature! Colonel!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54COLONEL: Yes, many a man...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57They're too far away, they can't hear us!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Dennis isn't getting away with this! Follow me!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Life on the rolling waves. Nothing like it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Ruff! Ruff!- What is it, Gnasher? I don't believe it!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Ha-ha! Looks like they want a race!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Faster! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Ahh. Oh, hi, Walter. What's up?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Pull that canoe over! I'm making a Neighbourhood Watch arrest!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37The neighbourhood's on land, twit-face!
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Uh...we may have a problem here.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Go back!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Whoa!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52So stupid! Why did you have to do that?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54THEY ALL SHOUT
0:02:59 > 0:03:01THEY SCREAM
0:03:07 > 0:03:08THEY COUGH
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Er...Gnasher?
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- I don't think it's Beanotown. - Dennis! Dennis!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Curly!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh, no, mate! You've been cut in half!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28No, I'm under here! Pull me out!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32CRASH
0:03:32 > 0:03:34MUFFLED CRIES
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, thanks, pal.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I think he was trying to eat my tongue.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Where are we?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, let's see. Sand, water...
0:03:50 > 0:03:55more sand. I'm going to go with a deserted island!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Cool!- Er...it's not TOTALLY deserted.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08RUSTLING
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Quiet! Follow me.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Get us down from here!
0:04:15 > 0:04:21- Wow!- We heard something - probably you lot - and decided to hide.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Get us down!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Sure thing, Walter!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Go on, boy.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You know what to do.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37THEY SCREAM
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I hope you're happy!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49We're marooned. And it's YOUR fault!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- You should be thanking me! - Thanking you?!
0:04:52 > 0:04:57Yeah! Dennisland is the best thing that ever happened to us.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- Dennisland? - The name I just gave my island.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Think! No parents, no school, no homework. This is Dennisland!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12So whatever I say is law, and whatever you say must be ignored!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Huh! We'll see about that!
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Bertie, Dudley, how would you like to be part of MY new island,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24named Walterworld?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Say yes!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27BOTH: Er...yes.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Pah! Good luck, suckers!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31THEY LAUGH
0:05:31 > 0:05:34We'll see who the sucker is!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I pinched this from Curly when he wasn't looking. Ha!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Survival of the fittest!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Excellent! Let's eat it now!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47No! We need to ration it.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Mmm...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02THEY MUTTER
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Canoes are gone.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Children are missing.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh! We have to call the authorities!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16There is no time! Squid could be eating their brains as we speak!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What ARE you doing?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I don't know how to drive a canoe!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Neither do I. But who needs experience when you have rank?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Now row, woman!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Row!- Oh!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Time to have some fun!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Ahhh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Whoa!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Oh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Hey, Curly! Over here!- Got it, Dennis.- I'm on it!- Go on!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ruff! Ruff!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh, yeah!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11This is the life! Not a care in the world.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12You said it!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15So, when's dinner? I'm starved.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18OK, there's ONE care in the world.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21You mean...no dinner? No pies?!
0:07:21 > 0:07:26We'll starve! How long have we been in this place?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's only been an hour, Pie Face.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- SO LONG!- Wait, Curly!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- What about that chocolate bar you had this morning?- Oh, yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Er...oh, it's here somewhere. Er...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE GASPS It's gone!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Somebody stole it!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Oh, Walter! He's stolen from the tribe!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48This means war!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Yes! Almost there...finished!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Ha! Excellent! We'll soon be out of here.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00So, when can we have our clothes back?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01When we're rescued.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Which could be days...months...years.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hey! Wait a second!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Is that chocolate on your mouth? - Er...no.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16He's eaten practically all of it!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Stay back! Remember, this is Walterworld,
0:08:23 > 0:08:27which means you can't hurt Walter!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28There they are!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Look! There's the chocolate bar in Walter's hand!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35He's threatening the chocolate bar!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Must save chocolate bar! Ahh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Pie Face! Wait!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Guess the war's started.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Stop! One more step and I eat it all!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47WALTER GASPS What's that?!
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Don't worry! I'll save you, chocolate bar!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Whaa!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59NO-O-O-O-O!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- HE SNIFFS - What's that smell?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05It's pie!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I smell pie!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Pie! Come to me! Pie!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Dennis! He's cracked!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Invasion's on hold till we get back.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Don't go anywhere!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- You feel like staying here?- And let Walter take our clothes again? Ha!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Fine! Leave! Walterworld doesn't need citizens!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hey! Wait for me!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Pie!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Pie! It's mine! I'm coming!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Wait for me!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Pie Face! Come back!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Find him, Gnasher.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Ruff.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56THEY GASP
0:09:56 > 0:09:59No way!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Pie...!
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Oi, what's this, now? Get your friend off my pie!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Pie!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14We never left! We were marooned on Beanotown Beach!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16We're back in Beanotown Park!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20We're home?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21We're home!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23THEY CHEER
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- We're still not friends after this. - Absolutely, loser!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32They're all mad!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34PIE FACE BURPS
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Ooh, no! We're marooned!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Never fear! Everything is under control.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I declare this land Colonel Country!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Huh?
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