You're Joking

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for fun

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today, yeah

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:52LAUGHTER

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Sounds like my tricks really livened up the family day

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- at your dad's work. - DOOR OPENS

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I knew I'd find you here. It's my boss - Mr Scrimp.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08He wants both of us to report to his office right away.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, dear! I knew I shouldn't have taken you to the family day.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Come in.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Ah, Whatshisname! I want a word with this son of yours.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29So, young Whatshisname,

0:01:29 > 0:01:34was it you who put soap flakes in the cistern of the executive toilet?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Me?!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- I'm sure it was some sort of mist... - Quiet, Whatshisname!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- I'm talking to the boy.- Mmm!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44And are you the same little rascal

0:01:44 > 0:01:48who put wind-up piranha fish in the water cooler?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Stick out your tongue, Miss Jones.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57But that was just...

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Fair enough. It was me. Had to liven things up a bit.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04This place is so boring!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07No-o-o-o!

0:02:07 > 0:02:13- Ha-ha! Excellent. That's quite a boy you've got there, Whatshisname.- Eh?

0:02:13 > 0:02:18The thing is, we're creating a new range for the young consumer

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and we need young Whatshisname's expertise.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25How do you fancy creating your very own range

0:02:25 > 0:02:27of the ultimate practical jokes, eh?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31We'd call them the Menace Collection.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Wow! You want me to design jokes?!

0:02:35 > 0:02:42Exactly. You see, we've been having some problems with our prototypes.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Cast your expert eye over 'em, young man.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49We tried to upgrade the squirty flower

0:02:49 > 0:02:51by inventing the squirty bouquet...

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Certainly wet enough, but difficult to direct.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Hmm! I see the problem.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Let's see how good a golfer you are, Whatshisname.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11As you see, our exploding golf balls

0:03:11 > 0:03:13don't always work.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16DAD COUGHS

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I see. I'm sure I can improve that lot.- Excellent.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You have full access to my design team.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Good man!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Thanks for bringing young Whatshisname to my attention.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33Oh, buy the way, can you get hold of a pair of tartan trousers

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- and a diamond checked sweater? - Yes. I think so.

0:03:36 > 0:03:42Good. Then you MUST join me at the golf club on Sunday.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Me?! At the golf club? Wow!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50I-I-I mean...er, of course, Mr Scrimp.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52GOLF CLUB SWISHES

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Get ready for Joke No.1, Mr Scrimp,

0:03:55 > 0:03:59which Walter's kindly "volunteered" to test.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is so exciting!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Time to give each plant its daily drink.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, I say! A new bush!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hmm! Father must have planted it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Waagghh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15It's watering ME!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21I think you'll find the squirty bush out-wets the squirty bouquet.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Oh, yes, indeed! Bravo! Wonderful!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Hello.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30A spherical object approaching me

0:04:30 > 0:04:33from a westerly direction? Oh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34I can't resist it.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Aggh!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Exploding golf balls, pah!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I take things to the max.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Ha-ha-ha! I love the added helping of green gunge.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51A masterstroke!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Well? What do you think of me outfit? Will I do?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Yes, yes, very nice.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, you should have seen that lad of yours, Whatshisname.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02He's really coming up with the goods.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04All we need now is one top-of-the-range joke

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- and we're ready.- Ready?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ready for what?

0:05:07 > 0:05:12Ready to open our first Menace Collection joke shop,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14right here in Beanotown.

0:05:14 > 0:05:20I rent this place to some chap called Hoho or Heehee or something.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22You mean Mr Haha?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25That's the fellow. Anyway, we're going to close him down,

0:05:25 > 0:05:29then reopen as our very own joke shop!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32But Mr Haha's been there for years!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Exactly. Time he got another job.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- But...- So put your thinking cap on.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I want to see something really special.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44And I'll see you at the golf club on Sunday, Whatshisname.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Bite me, Gnasher. I think I must be dreaming.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00So, you've found out that Mr Scrimp wants to close you down?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02H-H-How did you know that?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Cos I'm the one who's inventing the jokes for the new store.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Oh, no!- Oh, yes!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11If I come up with a knockout practical joke,

0:06:11 > 0:06:12you'll lose your shop.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16If I don't, I won't get me dream job,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18and poor Dad won't get to the golf club.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22But...but practical jokes are my life.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Imagine never smelling another stink bomb,

0:06:24 > 0:06:27never feeling the tingle of a hand buzzer,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31never scaring Walter with a jumping spider.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33There must be a way out.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Hang on!

0:06:35 > 0:06:41Gnasher, get Curly and Pie-Face for a tree-house meeting - top priority!

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Yes!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47So that's the problem. To put Scrimp off pranks for life,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51we need to come up with the mother of all practical jokes.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56It's got to be the biggest, best practical joke ever.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58What about a mega-loud whoopee cushion?

0:06:58 > 0:07:04- Or a super-stinky stink bomb? - Or a turbo-powered space hopper?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08But wait! Imagine if you will not just a whoopee cushion,

0:07:08 > 0:07:12not just a stink bomb, not just a space hopper,

0:07:12 > 0:07:17but all these things rolled into one bouncy castle!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19The Three-In-One!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23This is the ultimate, Mr Scrimp -

0:07:23 > 0:07:27the greatest of all practical jokes.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh! Looks just like an ordinary bouncy castle to me.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- But it's so much more!- Really?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Presenting the Three-In-One!

0:07:38 > 0:07:43One, two, three! Three awesome gags in one.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48I see. Well, it sounds good, but I have to see it in action.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52All I can say is it would take a brave man to try it out.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54A brave man, eh?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Hmm! How about you, Whatshisname?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Oh, no, Mr Scrimp, I really think you should have the honour.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Oh, well, all right. Here goes.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22Oh! Oh! My ears! My ears!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- NASALLY:- As I said, the Three-In-One looks like a bouncy castle,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27but it is part whoopee cushion...

0:08:27 > 0:08:34Oh! Oh, that smell! It's like rotten eggs and skunks' armpits. Oh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I feel sick!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39It's also part stink bomb.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44What's the third part?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, yeah. It's part space hopper.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Help! Aggh!

0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Aggh!- Hello! What's all the commot...?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05It was Mr Scrimp! He's out of control!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What a fine display

0:09:07 > 0:09:10and not a leaf out of place, eh?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- What the...!- It wasn't us!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, I can't swim.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Help me!- You know what to do, Gnasher.- Yes!

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Agggh! Agggh!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Oh-h! Nobody told me practical jokes

0:09:46 > 0:09:48could be this dangerous.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Eugh! The project is off!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Finished! Finito!- But it...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56No buts, Whatshisname! Oh!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Jokes like this would ruin the company.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Oh, so does that mean my invitation to golf is withdrawn?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Eh? Not at all.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Well, it turns out Scrimp's not going to close me down,

0:10:10 > 0:10:11thanks to the Three-In-One,

0:10:11 > 0:10:16and you've given me a great idea for a mini version -

0:10:16 > 0:10:18the Menace Ball!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Watch, listen and smell!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Oh-h!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Plenty more ideas where that came from, Mr Haha!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37What a brilliant day!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Wonder how Dad's enjoying his game of golf?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Keep up, Whatshisname!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Come on, man!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Yes, Mr Scrimp.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Of course, Mr Scrimp.

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