0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I hope the mission hasn't gone wrong.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Don't worry - Curly'll be here.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58CURLY PANTS
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Made it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Did you get it?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04From my dad's DVD collection!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Invasion Of The Cosmic Space Slugs. Fantastic!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10We've got to watch it NOW!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17THEY ALL PANT
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Gangway, Walter!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Typical! I was examining that!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26What? The cracks in the pavement?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29No! The flora that was growing there.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31What's the rush this time, Dennis?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Alien invaders!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Science fiction?! Pah!
0:01:36 > 0:01:42"I am an alien. Obey me."
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Honestly! Why waste your life watching nonsense
0:01:45 > 0:01:47about things that don't exist?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So what are you doing that's better?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Something useful, unlike you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58I'm cataloguing every known variety of Beanotown wild flower. So there!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02'Ahh!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05SPACE SLUG ROARS 'Oh, it's horrible!
0:02:05 > 0:02:10'I'll protect you, Brenda. No giant gastropod is gonna get MY girl!
0:02:10 > 0:02:15'We claim this Earth for the Cosmic Space Slugs!'
0:02:15 > 0:02:17PIE FACE GASPS
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Hey, wouldn't it be cool to make a REAL space-alien movie?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Yeah! Great idea, Curly!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26We could borrow my dad's new camcorder.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30But won't we need costumes and props and stuff?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32We sure will!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Commander Den Dare is here to save the Earth!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55So, you're the star of this movie?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56The star. And director.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What's it gonna be called, Den?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Er...Den Dare Versus The Spider Dog
0:03:04 > 0:03:11and...Pie-Tin Monster From The Moon Of...er...Menacing V.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ready? Set. Go!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Oh, hang on, Den, it's not in focus.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22No alien menace will get past Den Dare!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Did you get that?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Er... Can we do a take two, Den?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42HE SIGHS
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Meow!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Hang on. What was that?!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51An alien robot meow.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Aliens don't meow! They growl!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55How do you know?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Have you ever heard an alien growl?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh! Try again!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Go for it!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Meow...
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Woof! Woof!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Result!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15That's it for Den Dare's space station.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Now we need to find an alien landing place.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Oh!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24HE HUMS
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ah-ha.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Hyacinthoides non-scriptus.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hm. A common bluebell.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34HE GASPS
0:04:34 > 0:04:36How careless!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Strange footprints.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Somebody needs to be told to watch their step!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Er... It still looks like a playhouse to me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ah-ha!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51But we've still got to add my special effect.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Here, Gnasher.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02In you go, Pie Face.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06This is where the aliens appear for the first time.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Er, what do I say, Den?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12"This planet is ours for the taking!"
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Got it. This planet is ours for the taking.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19This planet is ours for the taking.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26This planet is ours for the taking.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And go, Pie Face. Go, Gnasher.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh, my goodness!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42It... It can't be! Can it?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44A spaceship?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51WALTER GASPS
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh, no!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55A... A spaceman!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And a hairy spider-monster!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00GNASHER GROWLS
0:06:00 > 0:06:04This taking is ours for the planet!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05HE GASPS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Aliens DO exist!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09And they're invading Beanotown!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I must warn humanity!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Ahh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16This planet is ours for the taking.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26They're here! The aliens have landed!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Get away from me!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Hey!- Aliens! I've seen them, I tell you!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Eh? What?- Aliens you say?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yes! Look!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43'This taking is ours for the planet!'
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Robot aliens?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Spider creatures.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49And I'd just made myself a cup of tea,
0:06:49 > 0:06:55and I saw this giant silver man walk past my kitchen window!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57If I could just...call you back.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00It were terrible. Scared the living daylights out of me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I were taking my pie out the oven,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05a flying saucer swooped down and stole me bin.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- PHONES RING - I nearly dropped my pie.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Have you seen them? I don't know where they're from.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'll be there as soon as I can! Oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Did they? Did they really?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I just knew it!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Fairies at the bottom of the garden told me this would happen.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22PEOPLE SHOUT
0:07:22 > 0:07:23PHONES RING
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER - It's not the end of the world!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31DJ: 'Well, the space aliens have arrived, people,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35'so here's a track about the end of the world, all right?'
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Aliens! Aw, cool!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Den Dare won't let you invade HIS planet!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49OK, OK, we surrender, Den!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50GNASHER GROWLS
0:07:50 > 0:07:51And cut!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53So, that's it then.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58I guess, although a big disaster scene with loads of extras
0:07:58 > 0:08:00would make it MEGA special.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Ahh! >
0:08:05 > 0:08:07< Help! Aliens!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08SIRENS
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Ahh! Run for your lives!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Ahh! Women and children first!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Ahh! Argh! - SIRENS WAIL
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Oh, no. Run for your lives. This is preposterous.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23What's going on?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27It's the end of the world! Aliens are invading!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ahh! There's one of them!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31He-e-elp!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Oops. Are we in trouble?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Brilliant!- What?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40This is great! Put your helmets back on and chase people!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43It'll look fantastic!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh... OK. If you say so.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49SIREN WAILS
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Oh.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Meow!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ahh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Ahh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01GNASHER GROWLS
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- BOTH:- Ahh!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Ahh!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, no!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10DENNIS LAUGHS
0:09:15 > 0:09:21- There it is, Sergeant!- Right. You lot stay here. I'm going in!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Let me come with you, Sergeant.
0:09:23 > 0:09:30No, Constable! This is, er, something I have to do alone.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Be careful, Sergeant.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41What is it, man? What have you found?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Glow sticks?! In... In a playhouse?!
0:09:46 > 0:09:52Oh! Do you realise your little hoax has caused widespread panic!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55But...I thought. I was sure!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Really, Walter!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I expect better from you!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Very poor show.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03But... But... But... I...
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I want a hand-written apology to every resident of Beanotown
0:10:07 > 0:10:09on my desk, first thing!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yes, Mrs Creature.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18'This taking is ours for the planet!'
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- 'Ahh!'- Huh?
0:10:21 > 0:10:26'No alien menace will get past Den Dare!'
0:10:26 > 0:10:27DENNIS LAUGHS
0:10:27 > 0:10:31'Den Dare won't let you invade HIS planet!'
0:10:31 > 0:10:32DENNIS LAUGHS
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Great job, guys!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I should have guessed you lot were behind this!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I knew there was no such thing as aliens!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Don't be too sure, Walter!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Hm? Ah!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45GNASHER GROWLS
0:10:45 > 0:10:46WHOA!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48THEY ALL LAUGH
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Ahh!
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