0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Yes, yes!- Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout one for all and all for one
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Open up your eyes
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:58 > 0:01:00BUZZING
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Aargh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Aargh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh! Aargh! Aargh! Giant bee!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Aargh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Aargh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Did it sting me?! I think it stung me!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Aargh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Uh-oh.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Dennis, what do you think you're doing?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Yes, you know I hate bees.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Sorry, Dad, it was just a bit of fun.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51The sort of fun we can do without, Dennis.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Oh, I blame that new joke shop.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Yes, stay away from it.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Do something sensible for a change.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04All right, I'll take Gnasher for a nice walk...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13..to the joke shop! Ha-ha!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hi, Mr Ha-Ha!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Dennis! Good to see you again!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You too. So, what's new?
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Ha-ah! Vampire chattery teeth...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29with a difference.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Added bad breath!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Urgh! Cool!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43CHUCKLING RINGTONE
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, hello, Mother...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yes, Mother. No, Mother. Of course, Mother.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51What's wrong?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54My mother. She's flying into Beanotown today,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57which means she'll find out I run a joke shop.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00So, what's the problem?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05When she gave me money to set up a business, she thought I was a...vet.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08If she finds out the truth, I'll have to close down.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Close the shop?! NO!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm afraid so.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Unless...we turn this shop into a vet's for the day!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You mean, play a trick on my mother?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Well... It... That would be...- Fun?
0:03:27 > 0:03:34Curly, get Pie Face and get down to Mr Ha-Ha's. We've got an emergency!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55TYRES SCREECHING
0:03:55 > 0:03:57That'll be Mother. Quick, hide!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Mother!- Hello, Hardy.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Welcome to my practice.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08How was your journey?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12The flight was bumpy, the taxi was smelly.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17This is it?!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yes.- You don't seem very busy.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24I'm expecting my assistant to bring in a patient any second.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27That's us. Come on, Gnasher!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Ah, there you are.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And who is this little fellow?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Gnasher. - And what seems to be the problem?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Uh, uh... Pointy-arrow-itis.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ah, yes. Pop him on the table.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Surely there's no hope? Shouldn't you just put him out of his misery?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Grrr-ruff!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Let's see. Mallet, clamp...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE WHINES
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Hang on, Mr Ha-Ha, I think we need an anaesthetic.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Let us begin. Mother, you'd better sit down.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Tweezers.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Check.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Lights.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Check.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Dramatic music.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Check.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Then, I'm going in.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Ooh... Oh... Ooh...
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Last one...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's going to be tricky...
0:05:39 > 0:05:40SHE GASPS
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Don't lose it now, Doctor.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Now to wrap up...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50There! Right as rain.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Whoa...
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hmm...
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Of course, he'll need to come back for further treatment, won't he?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Oh! Yes, yes... Say, in a week...or two?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Well done, Hardy, you've saved him.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07SIGHS OF RELIEF
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Psst!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11We've got a problem, Den. Look outside.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oops.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Uh...we're closed!
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Closed? Do your job, Hardy! Save these poor animals now!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Yes, Mother!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Um...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Telescope.- Telescope. Telescope?!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Um... He's cross-eyed.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Eh?
0:06:36 > 0:06:41He's suffering from... concentric pupils.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We've got just the thing.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Next!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56HE SQUAWKS FEEBLY
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Hmm...
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Loud-hailer!- Loud-hailer.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02SQUAWKS FEEBLY
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Oh dear. I think he might have... Um...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Low...- Low...
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- volume...- Low volume...maximosis!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Exactly! He's lost his voice.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Try this, Mr Ha-Ha!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28TOY BIRD: Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30NEXT!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31HAMSTER SHIVERS
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hmm...
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Thermometer!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, of course, thermometer.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Atchoo!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Classic case of nippy...rodent-syndrome.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Wouldn't you say, Mr Ha-Ha?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Oh, definitely. Yes, a very bad chill.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55No problem.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58This'll warm him up!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Next!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm very proud of you, Hardy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Now, give me a tour of Beanotown so I can show off my clever son.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, yes, Mother. (Dennis, help!)
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Dr Ha-Ha, what about our vet school?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Vets in training, that's us.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Oh...yes. Eager to learn.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31More school...?!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Oh, Hardy! You've got little apprentices.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39You're so dedicated. Go. Teach.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- <- Ahem.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Oops.- And who is this?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm the local vet.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51And I've been getting a lot of dissatisfied customers.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Ah.- May I suggest, Mr Ha-Ha, that you stick to what you know.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Go back to running a joke shop.
0:09:00 > 0:09:06I can't believe my ears! A joke shop?!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Can this really be true, Hardy?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18You run a joke shop?
0:09:18 > 0:09:23But it's the best shop in town, Mrs Ha-Ha - my favourite.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Please don't be angry, fooling you was my idea.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Angry? I'm shocked!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Hardy Ha-Ha, you always said you wanted to be a vet.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Mother, that was when I was five.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41But can you honestly say that you're happy larking about in a joke shop?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45We're all happy in the shop, Mrs Ha-Ha. Aren't we?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46ALL: Oh, yes!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51I suppose, if you're happy... that's all that really matters!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Well, don't just stand there gawping,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58show me everything! Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Result!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Well, if you'd like to come this way, Mother,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06here we have a drawer of fake doggy doo-doos!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha! And wigs,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11itching powder, whoopee cushions...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13PRRRT!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15CHUCKLING
0:10:15 > 0:10:19..and rock in a bag. It's a winner. Ha-ha!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Oh, Hardy, ha-ha-ha, it's hilarious!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Dennis! I thought I told you to stay away from this joke shop?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30But, Mum...?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Please don't be too hard on him.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Boys will be boys, and they all like a joke.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And some of these things are quite amusing.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh! Urgh, pah, oh!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Very amusing, in fact! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49EVERYONE: Ha-ha-ha!
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