The Gnashinator

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, one for all and all for fun!

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:55I mean, really. What sort of a mongrel are you anyway? Tripe hound?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59That's not even a real breed. Nobody knows what tripe is any more.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01A freak, that's what you are.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05And furthermore, what kind of a dog shaves his legs?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Erm, you don't, do you?- Gnash. - And that smell!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'd offer my trademark derisory snort

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- if I didn't think the intake of air might render me comatose.- Eh?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Lost me at derisory.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18And as for those supposedly,

0:14:18 > 0:14:23world-class gnashing abilities of yours, know what I say?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- All talk. - Walter, what are you doing?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Gnash-gnash.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Gotcha! Military grade, gnash-proof, titanium boxer shorts.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Freshly delivered from world-of-underpants.com.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I may just have to risk a derisory snort here.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40HE SNORTS

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Henceforth, I shall walk the streets of Beanotown unafraid -

0:14:44 > 0:14:47confident that my nether regions are safe at last from the...

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Chomp.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Aghhh!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Aghhh!- Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Some people never learn.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56"And due to the lamentably,

0:14:56 > 0:15:00"sub-standard nature of this product I will now not be recommending

0:15:00 > 0:15:03"world-of-underpants/ 100%-anti-gnashproof.com

0:15:03 > 0:15:05"and intend to look elsewhere for a more

0:15:05 > 0:15:07"reliable supplier of armoured underwear.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12"I expect a full and immediate refund." And send.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Aghh!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Hello, Walter. We got your e-mail.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19There, that's where it happened.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- And you say a dog did this? - Yes, a dog.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Look, whatever I said about

0:15:28 > 0:15:32world-of-underpants/ 100%-anti-gnashproof.com

0:15:32 > 0:15:35I really am most impressed with your complaints procedure but...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42You're not from world-of-underpants.com, are you?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Son, we're going to need your help.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Gnash-gnash.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Walter, seriously?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Is this some kind of "life is pain" emo thing?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash...

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Cos other types of music are available, you know.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Gnash-gnash-gnash, GNASH!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11What? What just happened?!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Walter, who was in that van?- Who?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'll tell you who.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20MI 13, the top secret government spy organisation.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22But what would they want with Gnasher?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Apparently, that ghastly mutt of yours has been deemed a threat

0:16:25 > 0:16:30to national security and you are never going to see him again.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Can one look triumphant dressed as a sausage?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34I think one can.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39MILITARY DRUMS

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Hmmm.

0:16:47 > 0:16:53Curly, please. There's got to be some way to find out where it is.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Sorry, Dennis.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Says here the address of MI 13's Beanotown branch is known only

0:16:58 > 0:17:00to local military personnel.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Well, that's no good. We don't know any...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ahh.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Ey? Hmm. Sorry, chaps. Ear wax.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10The silent enemy.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Where did you say you were from again?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15MI 13, Beanotown branch.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17We just popped out to the shops for some biscuits.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22Erm, yeah. And the place is so secret, we forgot how to get back.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- You couldn't give us directions? - Of course, it's...

0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Hang on. How do I know you're who you say you are?- Ah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:36- Because of all the cool spy stuff we have.- Such as?

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Erm... Walkie-talkie trainers.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Agent D to Agent C, come in, please.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Do you read me? Over.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Reading you loud and clear, Agent D. Over.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Wow, that's amazing.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Then there's these. Black ops cola cubes.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- One suck and the enemy's out for the count.- Observe.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02My word! Impressive. Sorry I doubted you.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04All right, listen carefully...

0:18:08 > 0:18:10This'll be the place then.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Weird how we've never noticed it before.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yes?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- MI 13?- No...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Can I have my dog back, please?- Humph.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26OK. They had their chance.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29One sausage ought to do it. Curly...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Now all we have to do is wait.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41BANGING AND CLATTERING

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Ahh, works every time.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51OK, that was unexpected.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53We call it, the Gnashernator.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- It's a prototype super-weapon made from cloned Gnasher teeth.- What?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Where's Gnasher?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03He's being debriefed at our other, even more secret base.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06But now, thanks to you, there's an out of control

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Gnashernator on the loose.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09So, go get it back.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Erm... We can't. We're stuck.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- In gnashing its way out, it crippled security and jammed the exits.- Yeah?

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Well, I hope it ate your spy socks and wee'd on your spy carpet too.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Actually it did. So, here's the deal, kid.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25You will get Gnasher back on one condition -

0:19:25 > 0:19:30that you keep the Gnashernator out of trouble until back up arrives.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Hang on, is this like a mission?

0:19:32 > 0:19:37- Cos seriously, if you do have black ops cola cubes they would be...- Go!

0:19:37 > 0:19:38But beware.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43The Gnashernator was created for one purpose and one purpose alone -

0:19:43 > 0:19:45to seek out and gnash the enemy

0:19:45 > 0:19:50and unfortunately it seems to have developed certain natural dislikes.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52What do you mean?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- ANNOUNCER: - And I now declare

0:19:54 > 0:19:58the Beanotown Annual Postman's Convention open.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02OK, people, listen up.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05We're working for MI 13 and we need you to evacuate the building

0:20:05 > 0:20:07right away because there's

0:20:07 > 0:20:11an unstoppable set of robot teeth coming to gnash you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14LAUGHTER

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Good one, Dennis!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21SCREAMING

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Gnash, gnash.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Quick! This way!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44So, not the exit then?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- No. Broom cupboard.- Uh, figures.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51OK. Well, we just wait till back up arrives, right?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Mind the elbow.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56HARMONICA PLAYS

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Pie-Face, not helping. - Sorry, Dennis.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- HAMMERING - Huh.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09OK, folks, we're down to our last sausage.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13We're going to have to make a run for it. After three.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15One...

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Three!!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18THEY SCREAM

0:21:24 > 0:21:26BLADES WHIRR

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnaaash!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Gnasher! Yes! Go get him, boy!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Grrr, gnash! Gnash. Gnash-gnash.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49He-he-he-he.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Back off, robo-chops. Final warning. I've got butternut squash here.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Gnash!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Gnouch!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Curly, the aubergines.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Gnasher, no!- Gnash, gnash.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Quick, we need a diversion, we...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Of course!

0:22:16 > 0:22:20The sausage, there's still one sausage left!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Huh?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Erm... Sorry?

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Aghhh!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Honestly.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Disturbing the peace, destruction of property,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32possession of a dangerous weapon.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Dennis, do you never learn?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Grrrr, gnash, gnash!

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Hey, robo-chops! Look who's here.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44ALARM BLARES

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Aghhh!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Yes! Wow, Walter. You're a hero!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01And, Gnasher, you were brilliant.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- You saved all those posties.- Gnash?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Gnash-gnash?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Gnash-gnash!

0:23:09 > 0:23:13Well, temporarily saved them anyway.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16So, yes. You may rest assured that Project Gnashernator has now been

0:23:16 > 0:23:20officially moth-balled. And the Gnashernator itself, disposed of.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25You haven't just stuck it in a giant warehouse full of wooden boxes then?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26No...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Still, there has been one good thing come out of this.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yeah, what's that?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Our detailed studies of Gnasher's teeth have helped us develop these.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37MI 13's new armoured field trousers.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Now scientifically proven to be completely, 100% gnash-proof.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Aghhh! Aghhh! OK!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47THEY CHORTLE

0:23:48 > 0:23:50They said gnash-proof, aghhh!

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